Non-league NOT allowed
Sunday:
13:30: Spurs v Stoke
16:30: Man Utd v Southampton (EFL Cup Final)
Monday:
20:00: Leicester v Liverpool
>de gay
Fuck anime
anime
>>74326187
Go here for your non-league needs
Does the EFL cup count as non-league?
ngl lads its starting to feel a bit empty in here without the efl lads.. maybe we should let them back in to liven up these threads again i think its for the best
Spurs: Lloris, Walker, Dier, Alderweireld, Vertonghen, Davies, Wanyama, Dembele, Eriksen, Alli, Kane.
Stoke: Grant, Bardsley, Shawcross, M. Indi, Pieters, Whelan, Adam; Arnautovic, Allen, Ramadan, Crouch.
>Spuds haven't lost at home this season yet and Stoke only won 1 away in game in their last 5
I'll skip this one desu
How do West Brom manage to sneak their way into the top 10?
>non-league not allowed
fuck off mate
>>74394612
again with the anti non-league crap
fucking kys
>>74394652
good post
>>74394682
really good form against teams below them in the table
the absolute STATE of people that invest any amount of energy in supporting a fucking team outside the prem
fucking lel m8 literally why would anyone be so voluntarily retarded, imagine...
>non-league teams desperate to get into the EPL
>non-league posters desperate to get into /epl/
hmmmmmmm
>>74394725
Get into the what?
Your post makes no sense
>>74394643
>Manure fans be like pls care about our final :(((
>>74394719
makes no fucking sense
why invest money and time to watch dogshit football in the hope one day they will be good
just don't bother, instead support a team like chelsea or city. if your local team gets good you can start supporting them then
>>74394737
How's life on the spectrum?
>>74394761
This guy gets it
>>74394761
Toatlly agree with you. I'm lucky that recently my favourite colour has been blue so I can swap between Chelsea and Man City depending on who is doing well (I mean I was Leicester through and through last season but why bother this season?). I did like red growing up though with Arsenal and Man United but I grew out of that around 2012
>>74394674
I wouldn't underestimate spurs natural talent of choking
>>74394920
like when you choke on my fat cock?
>>74394939
I'm not your dad.
Gamethread literally where
>>74394652
>t. non league lout
>>74394792
Good post
>>74395041
first three need to be reversed
united
liverpool
arsenal
chelsea
desu
you now remember wagon wheels
More like Quite Shart Lane
get it?
>>74395127
They still sell them
>>74395130
no please explain x
>>74395130
Shite Fart Lame?
>>74395127
You can get 6 for 1 quid now.
>Stoke
Kane?
Imagine if the PL never broke away from the football league. They could have sold all their TV rights collectively and the FA Cup and League Cup would still be amazing.
KANE?
This thread is fucking dire now you've driven off 92 teams worth of posters
>>74395127
>ywn never have another toffee yoyo
>>74396151
It's the circle jerk you always wanted la
>>74397847
>implying im a mindless premier league customer
>>74396151
Go fucking join them in their 4 day old thread
>>74401227
almost (ALMOST) as fucking bad as the last /epl/
>United have had more wins at Wembley this season than Spurs
Fuck me, abus please I'm actually begging to please move the shitposting to this thread for more post we are dying here please
Poor Saint's. They deserved it. Now the media will suck Mouyes off for winning the League Cup (the BBC called it a 'major trophy' as well). Yet /sp/ will claim the FA Cup doesn't count. Only the Title and the CL.
Also why have the threads split up? What does non-league mean? When we talked about other leagues it made for a more enjoyable thread.
>>74403253
They scored less goals than united so they in fact did not 'deserve' it
>>74403253
it's just a new way to try to make us oblivious to the fact that 4chan is dying
>>74403253
Yeah they were really really good. Uniteds defence was just shocking at times (especially Rojo), it does depress me a little (even as a Utd fan) when these teams who might never reach a final in a long time lose to teams who'll probably forget about it in a week.
Probably hurts more when they'll get raided for their best players again.
Arsenal hate thread?
>>74403480
Felt pretty bad for Saints after the high of winning faded desu
>>74403568
If only Liverpool made it through so I wouldn't feel as bad about Klopp losing another final.
>>74403253
The media were also sucking off Zlatan for scoring a free kick that should have been saved and a free header.
Gabbiadini should have been MotM.
/epl/
is
KILL
>people tell you getting used to the pl is difficult
>you come in january, with no preseason
>to a team that's incapable of scoring
>score 6 goals in first 3 games
>>74405597
I think Ibra is the perfect test to see if the PL really is that difficult. And it isn't. A 35 year old man is scoring bucket loads in his first season in the country ffs.
>>74405641
Ibra was one of the best strikers in the world. Fabrizio Ravanelli scored a debut hattrick for Middlesbrough and he was 30. Just because he's old doesn't mean he can't score. Remember Michu? He was top scorer on his debut season and then he died and turned into nothing. Sanchez scored like 20 goals for Arse in his debut season. First season is usually good because people aren't used to their play style. It's the 2nd and 3rd season which are the mark of a true player.
Rooney is doing awful.
>>74403638
Did you hear the commentator reaction to the freekick? Fuck sake.
>>74403480
Saint's got unlucky, sadly. The media couldn't let Mouyes fail. United are still in the FA Cup and Europe, right? Mouyes could still win a treble, if not a Quadruple if Chelsea royally fuck up.
>>74403332
A pity (You).
>>74403422
What, why? I support Oxford and I hang around here and talk about shit. I follow most PL teams, mostly Arse but I like Saint's too, local team (sort of). Also I think Saint's defence is still good.
>>74403253
>Also why have the threads split up? What does non-league mean?
Some autists deemed "non-league" to be anything below PL (even though EFL is also league), and sperged out whenever any non-PL stuff was posted. You can blame it on them.
are Brighton and Hove Albion really getting promoted?
>english goalkeeping
>Leicester v Liverpool
ABLs vs AB'I
>>74414862
Yes.
>>74416096
Leicester will win.
>>74413261
>Come to a thread titled /epl/
>Its nothing but low quality memes about team you don't give a fuck about
I'd rather a slow general with random spikes of activity at relevant times than just constant drivel. I don't talk about /nfl/ or /hoc/ memes here because this isn't the thread for it.
*carves tearfully over the loss of comfy/epl/*
>>74403253
>What does non-league mean?
morning lads
will Leicester stay up?
>>74416842
>>74416825
Aren't these threads always constant drivel though? Barely 5 posts in the thread worth actually posting
the one time Lester plays like last season and it's to bash Liverpool
o tempus o mores
>>74403638
>free kick that should have been saved
Except it wasn't saved so the point is fucking moot
>>74416825
>I'd rather a slow general with random spikes of activity at relevant times than just constant drivel
You're describing this thread with the latter.
Reminder that by one measure United are currently the best team in the league.
lesta will beat slipperpool tonight
>what being a Utd fan does to you
>>74417051
and will be for at least another 12 months
>inb4 but were gonna win da league la!
LEI-LIV PREDICTIONS?
Liverpool 3 - 1 MoLeicester
Only 6 players have scored more than Kane in all comps in top 4 leagues since 14/15, he has the same number of goals in that time as Neymar and Aguero
Yet people claim he is shit
>>74418943
Because hes a bargain bin Penaldo/Bayol.
>unironically having Shakespeare as a surname
>>74419433
>>>/theladbible/
>tfw match thread died on arrival
>>74419202
>City have two reserve games tonight, one at the KC against a Kenyan Premier League all-star team, the other a reserve PL cup game against Man City
>To ill to go to either
>>74419520
why 2 reserve matches on same night?
>>74416978
Except it was to beat Man City
>>74403253
Only people who count the league cup are the fans who won it that season.
>>74419531
Fuck knows. You'd think they could have moved the exhibition game. It's live on Facebook (SportPesa) and the chat is full of Kenyan plastics, brilliant.
Dean Windass is on the bench.
>>74419558
>yfw Customers will claim to have already won a double this season
>>74419560
>the chat is full of Kenyan plastics, brilliant.
SIGN WANYAMA
>>74417478
G-Gazza?
>>74419433
Don't think Jose was the one BTFO in this situation
>>74419587
Gazza wishes he looks that good if he makes it to 70
>>74419479
I wouldn't know, never been on there..
>>74419631
>Yet I post interracial porn screencaps
>Crystal Palace's team coach was vandalised prior to Saturday's 1-0 win over Middlesbrough, with the club's name and colours sprayed on to it.
>Contrary to speculation, the coach had not been provided for Boro to use for their visit to Selhurst Park. The Eagles used another bus to travel to the Premier League game.
>A club spokesman said: "The team bus was covered in graffiti overnight on Friday ahead of the game on Saturday. Police have been informed."
>palarse fans
So the players did just get tired of Raneri then?
>>74421325
he only let them eat pizza
gets a bit dull after a year
>>74416978
Underrated
>>74416207
Me on the right.
>ranieri dindu nuffin
>>74419631
who is this beautiful pure maiden fair
>>74421325
Vardy calls new manager "Shakes"
>>74422858
When the fans wanted a Sheik in charge, it's not quite what they though
I can remember it like it was yesterday. There had been a tremendous build up in the weeks before. Brenny and Stevie G had decided it would be a good idea for the warriors to arrive for the last home games in a team bus.The premier league winners 13/14 T- shirts were even outselling the `five times' ones. I knew all this because I had been following it on sky sports with Carra and Tommo.
Put sky sports on for the build-up. Just after lunch I put my full kit on. Both scarves ready, kissed the badge five times. On sky sports there was Carra, Tommo, Lawro, Hanno. They then kept showing interviews with Brenny and Stevie G, who had come up with another great idea. They said that the warriors were going to do it for the '96 in the sky'.
The game kicked off. We were murdering them (don't mention Heysel). Stevie G was brilliant; he had given a rousing speech at the last game, telling everyone that this does not slip now. Some time in the second half, I am sure someone fouled Stevie G, and he slipped up, with Ba getting the ball and scoring. Stevie G must have been fouled as it is never his fault, but sky would not show the proper replay to prove it. Anyway, I felt sure Brenny would sort things out. I could not believe it when they scored again, clearly offside. Everyone is against us; we have not even had a penalty for at least three games.
I screamed and banged my head against the wall. Mum shouted up to me to stop it, saying it always seems to end like this every year.
Anyway, I kissed my badge again five times and wiped away the tears. Brenny came on to be interviewed by sky. He said we have to believe, and will put ten past Palace next game.
We were 3-0 up and heading for 10. The next thing, it was 3-3. Louis and Stevie G were crying, Brennies bottom lip was going. I am sure I heard laughing from the bitter next door.
Anyway, next year will be our year. As long as the refs are fair with us, they only gave us 14 penalties last season.
Five times la, five times.
Lincoln, Leicester and Liverpool have each beaten one PL team in 2017
>>74423117
#KloppOut
>>74423206
>Supporting Liverpool FC is just so fucking tiring. Same shit year after year after year after year. We’ll miss Champions League again. Then we’ll say how top 4 is the goal next year, but we still won’t strengthen in the areas necessary to make that challenge and we’ll be saying the same things next year around this time.
>>74423117
>Derby were 5 minutes away from beating more Premier League teams in January than in the entire 2007/08 season
Liverpoo is the AC Milan of England
>>74422883
>Cumpenny
>>74423341
that's probably a game in boarding school
>>74423206
Are people actually saying this unironically?
>>74416978
>implying I'm not a frickin' wizard
>>74423389
https://twitter.com/UtdPog/status/836290631303577600
>>74421325
he completely changed the way they played this year for no apparent reason and it didn't work, but decided to persist with it
>he isn't casually sitting around naked late on a work night
>>74423494
He is le tinkerman
We can't study chapter 4
Watch us thrash Arsecucks next week and go Top 4. You'll be sucking our dicks then. Fuck you /sp/, you're not as funny as you think you are.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGs2-OJg0xY
Liverpool. Yes.
Arsenal will beat Liverpool on Saturday.
Haha.
How come no one posts slags?
who /neet/ here
>>74429048
Here. 4:35 am watching Netflix high on heroin.
>>74429060
Degenerate
>>74429065
You're from a fucking penal colony
>>74429039
Jail bait and loves it
>>74429076
your mother's a penis colony
>>74429091
My mum is dead lad. T-thanks
>>74427540
Not as funny as Liverpool, that's for sure
>>74429212
You don't say.
Liverpool have announced the appointment of Peter Moore as their chief executive to replace the departing Ian Ayre.
The 61-year-old is currently chief competition officer at Electronic Arts, based in the United States, and will take up his new role in June, reporting directly to the club’s owners Fenway Sports Group.
At least they'll be good on FIFA 18 right?
What club do you miss the most being in the PL?
>>74429259
Can't miss any if you forget about them the moment they demote to irrelevance.
Can someone give me the rundown on this new Everton coach?
>Robbie Savage says insecurity led to him logging on to fan message boards & posting positive comments about himself
>>74429241
that appointment sounds stupid to be honest. Screams of Ed Woodward fuck up hiring someone who is more a business man than having connections to the club or sport even
>>74429259
Mine
http://pollmill.com/f/what-is-the-size-of-kim-mi-so-s-nipple-wl5c2a6/answers/new.html
>>74429039
It's not halftime
which one of you did this?
https://twitter.com/hotspur_world/status/836565008133816320
>>74429353
>>74429241
>EA
Shouldn't be too much of a change, their fans are used to shelling out money for the same shite every year already
>>74429312
I.. I don't know if I should laugh or be sad over this.
Juventus v Napoli tonight lads
>>74430153
All about Newcastle Brighton
Raith Rovers are playing tonight against Ayr United with a striker in goal after 3 of their goalies get injured.
Must be one of the first instances in the UK of a full-time professional team starting a game without a goalie.
might watch it on periscope t.b.h
DM (same newspaper which broke the Ranieri sacking) reporting that Leicester City held talks with Roy Hodgson in London on Friday about replacing Claudio Ranieri.
>>74431399
Just tell Roy the season is a qualifying campaign for next year and they'll be fine
>>74431098
Interesting. Raith even tried to get the game postponed. Ayr are still even money.
>>74431430
yep. just stuck £15 on Ayr, £10 on -1(3/1) and fiver on -2(17/2) on Paddy Power.
Ayr only had 1 shot on target on Saturday, but surely to fuck they'll just be shooting from 25 yards everytime?
>>74431098
arent emergency loans still a thing?
>tfw too intelligent for soccer
they're going to meme their way out of relegation again, aren't they?
>>74431896
different thing in scotland than england.
in scotland it just means loans outwith a transfer window.
you can also only have a maximum of 4 loans per season here, which Raith already have, so they couldn't get anyone in goal on loan.
>tfw its actually happenning
Players Impossible to Hate
Juan Mata
Victor Wanyama
Jermaine Defoe
Gylfi Sigurdsson
Joe Allen
>>74431399
I'd sooner have Pardew tbqh.
Hodgson would play the opposite of what we played last night.
>>74432393
Kanté
>>74432393
Cech
>>74432393
Bojan
Wes Morgan
Harry Kane
>>74429259
definitely Newcastle
>>74432393
if we're just talking PL
Maya Yoshida
Salomon Rondon
David Silva
I was going to say something about Japanese football being good again but I saw Kashima lost to a team from Thailand.
>>74432393
>Wanyama
He defo has a cunty vibe about him
ABN's are SEETHING
>>74433919
CASTLE CASTLE CASTLE CASTLE CASTLE
state of this ligue
>>74434013
are the different coloured seats some kind of attempt to make the stadium look more full?
>>74434043
the seats are coated in a heat sensitive pigment that turns them permanently grey after someone sits in them
>>74431098
>Must be one of the first instances in the UK of a full-time professional team starting a game without a goalie.
man city have been doing it all season m8
Who /squires/ here lads?
>>74434226
the second to last panel is inaccurate t b h, most leicester fans agreed that he had to go
>>74434226
>>making me remember Warren Barton
>losing 3-1 to leicester
kill me
>we wont even make the top4
>>74434413
>being a liverpool fan
kill yourself
>>74434226
>that fourth panel
No way he doesn't browse here.
>>74434459
alt-right shit like that has been covered extensively in the mainstream press for at least the last 6 months, i would say
>>74434495
Surely alternative right is just left
Someone posted this a few weeks ago and I forgot to post the screenshot
>>74434557
>The result: Manchester City 2-0 Bournemouth
Now I can delete it from my phone. Thank you everyone and have a nice day.
>>74434608
haha lel that poster got btfo
>>74434557
>>74434608
Good job burger, you did alright
>>74434667
Hazshit scored 10 goals in league this season alone
>>74434696
I think it's a really old image. Mata has 35 goals for United.
>that Indonesian poster that acts deluded as fuck about Arsenal
>that other Indonesian poster that claims to be a Sunderland fan
I don't really post here any more, but I saw this picture elsewhere and wanted to share it with my old /sp/ bros, even though we may have grown apart in recent months ;_;
>>74435192
I'm surprised at how little I post on here these days. Used to post at the very least 20 posts a day on /sp/. Now I'd only hit those numbers when >my team are playing.
It just feels like the same shit every day and I don't know why I still visit this place.
>>74435253
I'm considering packing in /sp/ at the end of the current season.
When a thread on this board can be up for 7 days, it shows how dead it is.
>>74435272
>I'm considering packing in /sp/ at the end of the current season.
cry the beloved country
>>74435253
I was NEET, and moved to /g/ to help myself keep abreast of IT skills so I could find a job. Now I have a job, but I still prefer /g/ over /sp/ now. However, I'm already getting sick of it after maybe three months, where I loved /sp/ for nearly five years, so I bet I come back eventually. Also, remember that this is one of the boring seasons; next year's title race will probably be exciting again and we will all be L I F E L O N G for West Brom or Southampton.
I miss /trans/ lads, summer /trans/ especially
>>74435192
Arsene will never get sacked unless he a) finishes under fourth, or b) resigns
Remember when Man United fans were calling Luke Shaw the bargain of the century?
£30m for the future english LB and United LB for the next 15 years
No he can't even get in over Darmian (who Mou hates) and Rojo
>>74435939
>Remember when Man United fans were calling Luke Shaw the bargain of the century?
Literally never happened
First season playing. Team is in 11th division, so think pub sides.
Manager wants me as a holding midfielder. Anything I should know?
Reminder that there is an international break in the current month
>>74441148
Absolutely did, they were convinced they'd bought the next Ashley Cole.
>>74441480
just remember that paul scholes is the greatest player i have ever played against
just try to keep about 5-10 yards in front of the middle of your centre backs when you lose possession
if they have someone who fancies themselves as a *tips* number 10 *tips* try to get a strong tackle in on them early, leave your defenders to mark their main striker
>>74441480
If in doubt, keep it simple
Not EPL but a reminder that Citeh's rematch against Huddersfield is on tonight.
>>74441912
>>74441992
Alrighty, cheers lads
is sturridge the biggest fraud in premier league football?
>has one decent season in a team where 9/11 of the opposition were marking suarez, giving him unlimited space
>gets his self a juicy contract getting paid an absolute fucking wedge every week
>never plays since he has a new 'illness' or 'injury' every week to keep him sidelined
we're about 3/4 of the way through the season and hes started 5 (FIVE) games all season. why do liverpool let themselves get mugged off so badly?
>>74441912
Rojo big worry?
http://www.footyheadlines.com/2017/03/nike-chelsea-17-18-third-kit.html
I hate it
Squires is making fun of us again lads.
Lads do they still make points of view? I got the theme stuck in my head
>>74442092
They do but they're on a break right now, it's coming back in spring.
anyone care about the spat between Carragher and Danny Simpson?
>>74442125
>>74442125
(pls post in my thread)
>@SkySportsNewsHQ 1 minute ago
>BREAKING: @WestHamUtd striker Andy Carroll back in training ahead of Monday's game against @ChelseaFC
>>74442121
I didn't expect that, probably all hashtag wank now though
>>74442144
If its not a general; no thanks
>>74435939
Mouyes came out and said that he's helping Shaw mentally recover from the leg break
>>74442182
>mouyes
>young players
hmm
LOL
>>74442417
>>74394643
>EFL cup
>FA cup
Why do you guys have two cups?
>>74442477
EFL cup is a tournament between the top 4 english leagues
FA cup is a tournament between all professional english teams
why we have both I don't know. can't go wrong with more footy
What the City players got up to during their Abu Dhabi break.
>>74442568
oh christ
>>74442568
What's happening, I don't get it
>>74442568
Pep's idea I guarantee it
>>74442568
I'm disappointed in zabs
>>74442568
>>74442568
trying to imagine joey barton doing this
>>74442568
This need caption
>>74442417
kek, absolutely roasted
Attension
========================
Memechester City Oil Sheiks vs Huddersfield Town Terriers
WHO WINS????????
imo ------->>>>>> MAN.C. 4 - 1 HUDD. <<<<<-------- liekly SINCE Hudd. ersfield. have to play NEWCASTLE UNITED his saturday in the CHAMPIONShip
so your tohjiughts on the situation?
=================
>>74443002
classic copper banter
>>74443002
BTFO
>7-1
https://youtu.be/dN2Mx0nayWo
>>74443002
brave cops urinating on livershit
>/efl/ was such a failure they are determined to crawl back to us
Low test as fuck
>>74442568
The utter state of that, Christ.
>>74442477
>>74442490
League cup was created in the 60s as a way to earn more money and use floodlights more
FA Cup is the oldest football competition in the world
>>74443199
Tbf I don't mind them talking about clubs that are actually on the verge of promotion to the promise land like Newcastle, Brighton etc. It's the fucking spammers like Bristol webm guy that annoys me.
>>74443106
>when you concede 7 but score the best goal of the night
>>74395071
>t. Arsenal fan
>>74442568
>elbows on the table
EFL is the true league. PL is non-league
is he going?
I noticed Watford's owners the Pozzos sold Granada to some Chinese guy.
Their team is a complete mess.
>16 players loaned in
>13 players loaned out
>>74444448
He has to, Conte didn't trust even to be a sub
>>74444538
[CANT WAKE UP]
>>74444641
And yet they'll still end up between 15th and 17th in Lel Liga.
>Sleeve sponsors are coming to the PL
>The Premier League has announced it will allow sponsorship on its teams' shirt-sleeves from next season, with clubs set to realise roughly a 20 per cent increase in advertising revenue from new deals available.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/03/01/sleeve-sponsors-coming-premier-league-shirts-going-ad-heavy/
>>74443106
The commentating was absolutely disgusting.
>6-1
"Oh, thats a really good goal"
>7-1
"IT'S IN! Deflected but Evra won't care!
>>74445035
I see your point but actually I don't think it's that big of a deal. The English commentators are going to be more positive towards the English team if only to reflect the primary sentiment of their audience. The Italian commentators would've done the exact same.
>>74445018
inb4 pic related becomes the norm
>>74445035
English commentators are always biased towards PL teams in the CL. I remember Andy Townsend shouting YESSSSS GET IN THERE when City scored to qualify for the R16
>>74445586
its the same for every commentator all across europe i think
chauvinism is big in football
>>74445064
I hate this, it's like they decide that professionalism doesn't matter when nations are involved. I can almost excuse it for national football, because you are giving people what they want, but how many Italians who are not Roma fans want Roma to do well in Europe?
>>74446147
I do see both sides of the argument to be really honest. That said the BBC got accused of being too pro-UK in their coverage of the Rio Olympics so there really is no winning when it comes to this sort of thing.
>BRAVO
>BRAVO
>BRAVO
>>74443199
>threads used to last 2-3 days at most when there was only one general
>now last around 5
Luiz Enrique sacked
>>74448752
>it's semi-legit
https://twitter.com/FCBarcelona/status/837044419434016772
Strange timing though.
>>74448752
>literally just a win against Real Madrid from the title
Can't >we all just get along?
>>74448887
well he's staying for this season, but everyone knew he will fuck off at the end of the season though
Sampaoli or Valverde will come
>>74448752
>>74448887
Bob when?
>>74443007
good shout desu
>>74448980
why are you linking your thread everywhere you pathetic virgin
>>74448996
>*TRIGGERED*
>>74448711
Explain why that's bad?
Also we're not letting you back
Arsenal.
Madrid getting BTFO at home
>>74449695
>losing at home to full time canary farmers
>>74449695
>>74449792
>3-3
Never fucking mind
1-3 or 3-3 doesn't really make too much difference. Barca winning all their remaining matches means they win the title
>>74449961
very questionable penalty decision going real's way, really makes you think
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-sh/longform_manchester_cold_war
good article on united and city's youth academies
only error so far is saying robinho was signed before kompany, zabaleta and de jong
>page 9
oy
>>74457114
Good work lad
epl and efl threads are dead. Were going to have to reform lads.
The /epl/ and /efl/ names are tainted, so we need something new. Also the 'muh nonleague' twats really should be fucking off from football altogether, not to mention it shows how much of a newfag you are
>>74457212
Gee I wonder who could be behind this post
>>74457283
dont bother then. let it all die you wanker
Who will make the call that saves /epl/?
>>74457315
>let it all die
Sadly, this has to happen.
maybe /epl/ is dying because chelsea have arguably ran away with the title
it would be better if the league wasn't shit and was more competitive at this point in the season
>>74458551
Or because a bunch of """business studies""" poly undergrads think they're being world class memesters and think this will cement their place in Ladbible history
>>74458551
the 'muh non-league fuck off' mongs killed /epl/. divided us
>>74458577
>EFL thread appears
>/epl/ died
It was obvious
>>74458581
>/epl/ died
/efl/ on fake news watch
>>74458600
>muh premier league exclusive
back to reddįt
thread is dead because mls is starting in the US
>>74458577
>Forced that mercilessly
>Haven't been here in 3 weeks
>Come back
>There's actually seperate threads now
Glorious.
>>74458551
so, Chelsea out of /epl/.
>>74435192
>>74435253
>>74435272
>>74435295
>tfw
Lads, I love you. It's a bit hard to see /sp/ as dead as it is today. Hell, even I haven't posted on it since almost a week. Maybe everyone has moved on and actually gotten their life together and meanwhile I'm still a depressed nerd.
>>74458801
>meanwhile I'm still a depressed nerd.
Same m8. I just cut back my lurking because this place is so negative/depressing. Not any good for my weak, Arsenal-tier mentality. Still pop in when I'm totally lonely though.
Who is leaving arsenal this summer? Alexis "Spicy" Sanchez or Mesut "Literally Invisible" Ozil?
>>74458930
Can honestly see both going. There's only so long you can win trophies and it won't happen at Arsenal
>>74459002
Haven't they both won 2 FA Cups though?
>>74459018
it might hold significance in england but international stars dont come to england to win the FAC up 2bh
the dab that saved /epl/
>>74459018
Sanchez wants to win the big ones, you can tell by the Ronaldo-tier way he carries himself. I assume he's accepted it's not possible at Arsenal. No clue about Ozil though, he probably loves having such a submissive manager who lets him laze about.
>>74459122
Ozil has a world cup so that's something I guess. Not sure how he must feel about Madrid winning 2 CL titles in the 4 years since he left
>>74459113
But it was EFL
>>74423045
How does it feel to know that Everton are going to finish above you after your supposedly title winning season?
>>74459122
Likely clubs in for sanchez? I'd say Juve, Chelsea, and Bayern.
>>74458916
iktf. At least we all in this together.
>>74459113
*dabs*
>>74459188
Can't see beyond Juve myself though I don't know how good Costa/Coman have been for Buyern.
>>74459188
>Chelsea
Arsenal have learned their lesson about selling their best player to direct rivals
>>74458930
Both wouldn't surprise me. Sanchez wants to win too badly to remain with a team that doesn't care about winning.
Ozil I think is just putting on charades that he loves Arsenal and wants to stay with the club. He could go else where, play at the same level, have better stats and probably win a trophy of relevance.
>>74459301
Coman has been solid considering he still is very young. Unfortunately he has been out for a bit this season.
Costa has shown glimpses of almost being able to replace Rib/Rob but this season he has been medicore.
>>74459310
DESU Arsenal haven't learned anything that doesn't revolve around fucking up the transfer window and finishing in 4th.
>>74459367
costa had 6 good months before totally diseappearing. still very worth it because when hes good hes good innit...
>>74459367
Would you want Sanchez bought? I mean Rib/Rob could bow out at the same time when they do.
>>74459176
do you not understand sarcasm you dip
>>74459113
the exact moment I realized football is shit now
>>74442417
Does that noname have a CL? An EL? A FA cup? 38 caps for his country?
>>74459399
Exactly. I wouldn't write him off.
>>74459423
Probably yeah, depending on the price. I haven't watched many Arsenal matches but from what I've seen he always seemed like a threat.
what THE FUCK happened to the singapore posters?
inb4 proxy expired
>>74459524
Still in shock tßh.
>>74459612
:3
>>74459612
At least you're not an ABL.
>>74459830
No one is an ABL now they are fighting relegation
>>74459852
>fighting relegation
lincoln city are top of the league you nonce
>>74459830
Forgive this trespass of Yankee ignorance but wtf is going on in this picture?
>Arsenal
>Spurs
>Man U
>Man City
>Chelsea
>>74459928
Chelsea fan preparing for full time against the big teams
>this is a 10/10 on /brit/
*carves provocatively into La Liga*
>tfw listening to old football weekly podcasts from the late part of 2013/14 season
comfy
>>74460029
Not wearing any Liverpool I see ;)
>>74460498
>shirt tucked in
>no belt
Why do people do this?
My favorite team is the Boston boilers Whats yours
>>74460845
Boston United
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8gg9EmPqfQ
>you now remember the excitement running through your body and mind as this tune started playing ahead of your 3pm game on a saturday
Absolutely majestic. Please bring this back, I'd take anything over the pure shit they're playing now.
Do I play Zelda or horizon
>>74460845
FC United of Boston
>>74460977
get both?
>>74460845
For me, It's Boston Athletic
STATE of this thread
>>74460977
Enjoying horizon alot
>>74462308
We just need to let this and the other /e*l/ general fall off and restart at some point under a new name.
>>74462365
EFG
English Football General
>>74462365
Or we go all the way and create a general for every team and every player.
I wonder how much they pay this Gabby Logan for doing absolutely nothing
>These turbo autists that need a new thread every day
Can someone explain what is wrong with a slow thread with ocassional spikes of activity when something actually happens? Previous threads were just forced memes. Is this what happens when you don't have a life and spend all day on /sp/?
>>74462601
gabby is great lad
>>74462601
Hi there! blablah tripfag helping the com
>>74462667
Slightly better than that Jermaine. Sunday Supplement is still the comfiest show for me
>>74462602
I don't understand the need to have nonstop generals, this one I understand because the league is still on but look at boxing and F1, just feels forced
>Antonio Valencia admits Manchester United are starting to think about treble
>>74463056
quad desu
>>74463056
>EL, FA Cup and League Cup
>anywhere near a proper treble
>>74463240
The media have called it that as well, except they don't even mean the league
>EFL cup
>FA cup
>Europa
>>74463240
>he doesnt rate the johnstons paint, league cup, league 1 treble
>>74463398
>United could have won the Checkatrade Trophy too if they'd have bothered
>Mesut Ozil says Jose Mourinho once accused him of being a "coward" and "too nice to tackle" in a dressing room argument during their time at Real Madrid.
>In an excerpt published in German magazine Bild, Ozil writes that Mourinho told him: "You think two beautiful passes are enough ... You think you're so good that fifty percent is enough. You think you are too nice to tackle."
>Mourinho then added: "Do you know what your tackling looks like? No? I'll show you." And then, Ozil writes, Mourinho tiptoed in front of Ozil with his hands close to his side with pursed lips and proceeded to hop all over the changing room.
is Mou the GOAT?
>>74463478
And Özil still hasn't learned from it.
>>74463240
>>74463382
No one's calling it THE treble
>>74463240
>he forgets about the Supporter's Shield
they've got the double already lad
>>74461002
>>74460876
>>74460845
>not supporting based Boston Beans FC
>>74460498
*the roast that saved /epl/*
>>74459508
>leaf
admit it /sp/. You want him to fuck your arse and cum all over your face
>>74459113
Can you give me a quick rundown on this guy? I see him all the time
>>74469150
He's Dab Dably, professional Dabber and founder of Dab University.
You now remember Quinton Fortune.
>>74459113
he did fuck all the entire game. totally worthless. herrera's twice the midfielder.
Why are Man United customers so gay?
>>74469263
>100m for the dabbing quinton fortune
>Leeds v Birmingham tonight
Seems like a home win 9 times out of 10
>>74469263
>You now remember David Goodwillie
>>74470204
One of the most ironic names in football
PLEASE COME BACK LAMELA WE NEED YOU
>>74463478
Savage
4-0 united today
BREAKING: Lawro predicted a scoreline other than 1-1 for Liv-Ars
football
>>74462602
>Is this what happens when you don't have a life and spend all day on /sp/?
For me, yes. And to me it's just sad to see these threads now last multiple days when once could always have a conversation and we used to have multiple threads per day. But it's the same with the whole board.
Hell, this thread doesn't even get 4 posts per hour.
>>74470926
is
>>74470463
Are sp/urs the good guys?
>>74470484
Pretty sure Newcastle aren't playing today pal
>>74471060
ghey
>Klopp on Sturridge: "No, he's not training. He was really ill. Now he has a strain in his hip muscle from a rehab session."
F R A U D
>>74471060
well f4m nothings keeping you from starting a conversation
>>74472152
the fucking state of studge
>>74472152
>getting injured while recovering from an injury
Are we hitting Diaby tier?
>>74471134
he meant Leeds
Why does Shaw look like a middle aged drunk?
Zola P45 when?
>Sterling is Englands best player
>Playing for the only English team that hasnt completely bottled it in Europe
>Hes been arguably the best player in the prem since the turn of the year
>Still gets constantly shat on by the media
>Random none teams like Huddersfield boo him because he decided to leave brave midtable Liverlel for moneybags city
>Alli gets constant praise from the media and fans because he scores ebin goals after doing fuck all for the most of the game because he plays for spuds
>constantly kicks out at his opponents
>is an uggo
>isnt even that good
Tell me how there isnt a conspiracy against Sterling and City
>>74475239
turn your proxy off tsu
>>74475239
>Sterling and City
>50m player for a team that has spent 1bn
>complain when no one licks their ass
>>74475889
its honestly the algerian autist. he was caught out many times using brit proxy in match thread against huddersfield.
>>74475906
I honestly didn't want to believe anyone could be this sad
>this thread has been going for 5 whole days
Jesus fuck this place is dead
>>74475952
There's only been one PL game in the entirety of the thread being up.
>>74476026
>there are people who would rather winge and compain on here rather than watch the good game of non-league football being played right now
>>74476163
>not doing both
and drinking since it's Friday night
>>74475239
honestly fucks me off when people say rashford was the only player who did anything against iceland
sterling won the fucking penalty and yeah he was shit for ages but winning a penalty > dribbling past a man for no gain
>>74476470
>dribbling past a man for no gain
Whereas sterling never made it past the man at the euros, he'd dribble into them
>>74476877
Except for that time where he won us a penalty, sterling was responsible for 1/4 of our goals at the tournament.
>>74476470
>>74476877
>>74477104
>mentioning the euros
Delete these
>>74477171
No we voted out, are we out of UEFA too?
Man Utd 12:30 Bournemouth
Leicester 15:00 Hull
>Stoke 15:00 Middlesbrough
Swansea 15:00 Burnley
>Watford 15:00 Southampton
West Brom 15:00 Crystal Palace
Liverpool 17:30 Arsenal
>>74477335
2-0
1-0
0-0
1-0
1-2
2-0
2-1
>>74477335
Man Utd 2-0 Bournemouth
Leicester 0-4 Hull
Stoke 1-0 Middlesbrough
Swansea 2-0 Burnley
Watford 1-3 Southampton
West Brom 1-1 Crystal Palace
Liverpool 3-2 Arsenal
Liverpool 2-2 Arsenal
>yolo
The Premier League killed the FA Cup because it took all the money when it broke away. There used to be magic in the cup but that's all gone. Thanks a lot all you bandwagoning bastards.
Chelsea
are
shit
racist
nonces
and
deserve
couscous
in
nice poomunity
bowls
with
>>74469589
Pogba is better than Quinton Fortune tbhfam
Morning lads.
Death to BT Sport
>>74482993
Morning, lad.
>tfw got into bed at 7am
>>74472260
Ah yes
cheeky fiver on soton anyone
Just realised that when and Sanchez leave arsenal in the summer they won't have a SINGLE player that you'd consider 'good'
>>74484886
>cheeky
>on favorites
although.. teams usually fuck up the game after a final, don't they
>>74484886
Put your money on a Gabbiadini goal
How many will he score today, I wonder?
Handed out to supporters at an MLS game last night.
>>74485014
I always feel that passive aggressive condescending shit is part of what turns amerilanrds away from the sport. Let them call shit whatever they want
>>74485014
>filed
>>74485018
I agree with some, but not others. Example, tie can cause some confusion. Zero/nil is far too much, though.
>>74485014
American genocide needed tbqh.
>>74485014
Completley reasonable
Ibra to score 3 today. Mememouth gave up a long time ago
>>74485014
>it's a no one in the football/soccer debate actually brings up the fact that soccer is short for association football episode
>>74485014
They get mocked for this and for calling the referee a wanker. Which is it?
>>74485014
Some of these are just unnecessary
>>74485037
YES pls, for the good of the world.
are there more Indians or Pakis in Britain and can anyone tell the difference?
>>74485102
Pakis and yes you can tell the difference, Indians are generally Hindus who are decent people most of the time.
/efl/ just died
it took 10 days and 14 hours
F
>>74485059
The people calling the ref a wanker were Canadians, for what it's worth.
>>74485259
Does this mean we can all get along again?
good morning
>Dortmund - Leverkusen
>Liverpool - Arsenal
>Barcelona - Celta Vigo
what a day
>>74485537
I hope so. Even if they are "non-league", one moderately fast general is better than two very slow generals
>>74485537
Depends entirely on whether or not the next OP says "non-league welcome"
>>74485014
I always thought of it being overtime if each interval lasts 5 minutes or less, and extra time if each interval lasts more than 5 minutes.
>>74485025
Well they did say synonyms so Amerifats can use whichever one they want.
>Reminder /efl/ unironically archived and died today
>Reminder that this confirms it's irrelevance in the grand scheme of things
>Reminder that /epl/ predicted /efl/ would come crawling back to us
>Reminder not to use any new thread that welcomes /efl/
/3pm/: >>74487238
>>74485594
Make the thread's title /epl+efl/ or something.
>>74488050
/efg/ - English Football General
>>74485014
>goalie
>incorrect
What a fucking joke that penalty was.
Are Hull, dare I say it, not shit now?
>>74488175
Alright then, make the new thread later.
>>74478533
Are manure fans unironically trying to own the fact that they're a franchise? What happened to le class of 92 xD and all that shit?
>>74489032
Stopped winning things so muh homegrown muh buying the league is wrong went out the window
I'm an ABepl AMA
>>74489330
Egyptian or Eritrean?
>>74488050
>A Canadian and a Gook are apparently the leaders of /epl/
No. We make another /epl/. If /efl/ is a dead poomunity it shouldn't get to parasite us.
*creeps torward playoff spot*
>>74489774
towards* lad
*smugly saunters towards the premier league*
>>74489833
thanks m8
How is it possible for United to be 6th with all the calls that have (((gone their way))) this season?
>>74489568
/epl/ is dead, lad.
This thread is nearly a week old.
>>74490295
It's literally the same as always except less shitty memes
>>74491601
Would you rather have shitty memes or no memes at all?
>>74491700
Genuinely the latter.
>score 4 against watford
>give up 3
>>74491815
Fair enough
>Retards attacking Ranieri
Geez it's almost like the sacking of a manager has consistently proven to light a fire under players arses. Once a manager gets sacked the players release that they are now under even more scrutiny - continue to fail and the blame solely lies with you.
>>74493353
the players had clearly just stopped playing for ranieri
>>74491950
would you rather score and concede a bunch or be capable of neither
DAS IT MANE!!!!
>Dat counter attack
I'll never doubt Kult-Kloppo-Klopp ever again.
>>74485014
Arthur Blank is a cocksucker, so I'm not surprised.
I can't even support an Atlanta soccer club because that idiot owns it.
How do Arsenal do it every year?
>>74485014
also, field is spelled incorrectly, and it is a fucking field.
I pitch tents. I field balls.
>>74493353
>the sacking of a manager has consistently proven to light a fire under players arses
>what is regression towards the mean
wew
>klopp hugging some random guy
Just a few more posts until a new thread! You can do it /epl/!
I love watching gabbiadini, reminds me so much of that cunt pippo that I loved
>>74493944
they can just stop the league now... it's over get on with the playoffs
WALKING
THE
LEAGUE
>>74494456
>>>/efl/
Oh wait lmao
>10 days
>>74460972
>10 years ago
I didn't need this feel
You just couldn't be bothered to finish the thread, could you?