Pogba takes the fucking piss. He's been doing it all season. Hurr durr /r/Reddevils "goals will come" "He's hit the post 8 times" because his finishing is fucking SHIT. Cost us so many times.
I am fucking sick of his stupid gormless "what happened face" you FUCKED IT UP again you cretin that's what happened. I'll probably regret this rant at some point but fuck me what an absolute bottler. Turn up at Old Trafford with all your Stormzy marketing bullshit and fall over from 6 yards out in the last minute 3 FUCKING times for winning goal chances. Utter joker. I am way too angry about football.
Edit: add to this losing his head completely in almost every big game this season. Totally goes missing. Totally loses it. Liverpool was a fucking disgrace especially. He's the first one to drop his head and start misplacing every single pass. Mentally an absolute shitshow of a player, Fergie never would had this shit. Never, ever in a million years would have had it.
Mourinho wants to sort him out, stop the overexposure, stop the marketing, start fucking staying behind after training and get his head in the right place. I've been saying this for months now and only now are other United fans seeing it for themselves.
Over in another thread someone's said "for £89m you don't expect Messi but you do expect someone that can step up and win you a game now and again". Well that about sums it up. Utter disappointment so far. Tragic excuse for a modern day world record footballer.
*dabs*
>>74490167
>United haven't gotten a sending off for this, Rojo pulling a leg breaker or Ibra elbowing someone today
>posting reddit pasta on here
Poor form
>>74490189
>frequenting reddit and knowing when someone is pasting from it
>>74490187
>Rojo pulling a leg breaker
*Two of 'em. Plus they had seven off-side goals allowed in league alone
>>74490202
>needing to go on reddit to recognize that is reddit pasta
no
>>74490076
>us
AHAHAHA DAB!! SO FUNNY!! FOR MONTHS THIS STUPID PIECE OF SHIT MEME HAS BEEN POSTED 24/7, ONLY THIS BOARD CAN BE THIS AUTISTIC. I HOPE THE FUCKING MODS BAN ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS, GO MAKE YOUR OWN STUPID BOARD AND CALL IT 'LE EPIC 100 MILLION DABS CHAN'. IT'S PROBABLY THE MOST RETARDED THING IVE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET, I ACTUALLY FEEL SAD FOR U PEOPLE THAT ARE SO AUTISTIC THAT YOU POST THIS THINKING THAT YOU'RE FUNNY, 'LOLOO LOOOK AT ME IM LE DABBING FERNANDINHO XDD SO EPIC EPIC FOR THE WIN EPIC MAYMAY' /SP/ IS A FUCKING SHITHOLE IM SICK OF YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS POSTING THIS STUPID ASS MEME 24/7 FUCK OFF U FUCKING FAGGOTS STOP POSTING THAT STUPID DAB SHIT AND THE OTHER DABBING WHO, 3 MONTHS, 3 FUCKING MONTHS POSTING THE SAME SHIT, NOT EVERY WEEK BUT EVERY HOUR, EVERY HOUR THERE'S A DAB THREAD, ON EVERY THREAD OF /SP/, U FUCKING AUTISTS, IVE NEVER SUCH SUCH HIGH LEVELS OF AUTISM, THIS BOARD IS MORE AUTISTIC THAN ALL THE OTHER BOARDS COMBINED, THE PREMIER LEAGUE SUCKS DICK AND SO DOES YOUR WORTHLESS LITTLE BOARD, I BET YOUR DICKLETS START TINGLING WHEN YOU POST SOMETHING ABOUT POGBA, ISN'T THAT RIGHT FAGGOTS? I BET THAT YOU GET SOME SEXUAL STIMULATION FROM UPLOADING A PICTURE OF DAB TO YOUR BOARD HUH? I BET THAT YOU MASTURBATE TO THE THOUGHT OF GETTING FUCKED BY THE EBIN SHINY KLEBERSON OF THE DARK DAB RISES. IT'S PROBABLY TRUE, YOU'RE ALL FAGGOTS AND WANT POGBA'S DICK. OH LOOK ITS TIME TO REPOST UR STUPID DAB THREAD, GO AHEAD AND CLICK THE BUTTON WITH YOUR GREASY NECKBEARD FINGERS. I BET YOU WEAR FEDORAS AND TRENCHCOATS TOO. STUPID ASS FAGGOTS, THIS FORCED MEME IS NOTHING MORE THAN SHIT, TRYHARD FEDORA NECKBEARDS ATTEMPT AT BEING ORIGINAL. YOUR "OC" IS PATHETIC, JUST SOME SHITTY PAINT EDITS OF THE SAME PIC OVER AND OVER. WHAT A BUNCH OF TALENTLESS FAGGOTS, GO CHEW ON YOUR MOUNTAIN DEW AND YOUR DORITOS. IM DONE ARGUING WITH YOU FAGGOTS, GO CHECK YOUR STUPID DUBS AND POST >TFW NO GF FOR THE 50TH TIME WHILE YOU MANCHILDREN KEEP REPOSTING THIS UNFUNNY CRAP EVERY SINGLE HOUR
>>74490076
Bogba :DDDDDD
>>74490076
Paul pogba is a beast !!#
Pogba wasn't bought to score goals, create assists or defend, he was bought to fulfill the Pogba role and needs world class players, preferably ones with CL medals, around him to do the important work.
His "role" is to run into space and drag players out of position (the opponent players) and every now and then he will do a nice trick, foul someone, or attempt to score a blooter from 40 yards.
He also has a great twitter account and a nice haircut.
>>74490167
Good technique.