BIG

>>74627733
CATALONIAN

BRIBES

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Can I have it?

>>74627889
Gay desu

>>74627733

are Catalonians white?

>>74627944
>Off the Mediterranean coast
No

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>>74627733
My my, what a big guy.

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I bet this is why antonella hates shakira, she probably caught a glimpse of pique while she visited messi in the locker rooms

>>74628256
>tfw you'll never hang out with the footy lads

i've seen bigger on every college campus i've been to

>>74628256
>suarez still carries that thermal full of shit everywhere

>>74628256
Is that Shakira kissing Messi?

Also

>you'll never be a normie like Messi despite having similar social autism

>>74628319
It's mate, you uncultured Amerilard

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>el piQUEÑO
>in actualidad es muy grande
¡Qué ricoooooooo!

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>>74628319
You burgers should try it, it's a good bonding experience, it's caffeinated and it also eases hunger.

That way you'd stop being obese, start having social experiences AND have energy for your daily social life

>>74628376
Literally what? Horchata? Pollo? Literally no one except your shit hole country knows what the fuck you're on about. Reported to ICE.

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>>74628712
>tfw overweight American
>the antisocial Amerifat memes are true
WTF I need maté now!

>>74628256
Why is Messi not wearing socks?

>>74628796
not heard of ankle socks?

>>74628256
To whom do those absurdly wealthy assorted brown children belong?

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>>74628771
It's a well known fact that if a foreigner starts drinking Uruguayan mate you'll also become one of the top players in the sport you play.

If Lebron had mate every morning he'd be better than Jordan

>>74628849
those are adult south americans

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>>74628909

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>>74628849
Girl is Suarez'

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>>74628712
Sorry, I'd rather not drink the menstrual blood of a llama, which is what I'm assuming that drink is made of.

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>>74629094
Man now that you mention it I've never seen a Llama.

I should really travel more

>>74629086
Kid kind of looks like Neymar

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>>74628256
Do you think Shakira and Antonella have it out for each other? One being a global superstar and one of the most recognizable people on the planet, the other just a girl from Argentina who fell in love with the greatest football talents of her generation?
Do you think they mud wrestle?

>>74628895

What is it with Griezmann doing all these traditional things from the south of South America? mate instead of coffee, asados instead cassoulet

>>74628739
Triggered alt right numale /pol/ack, everyone

>>74629094

It's just dry leaves, like tea, you ignoramus

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>>74629181
Nah, looks like his mom

>>74629187
He's been friends with Uruguayans since he was like 19, that's why he talks like us, drinks mate like us, does asado like us and even roots for an uruguayan team.

He's a Uruguayboo

>>74629421
Nah m8 nobody cares about uareallgay. Griez is basically german

>>74629509
>a yellow monkey

Please don't talk to me.

>>74629421
Will he make the inevitable move to the Uruguayan Liga when he reaches age ~33?

>>74629657
No to racism, Luis. #Respect
Please apologize to Kim.

>>74629664
then move to MLS at ~37

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>>74629664

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>>74629732
Oh wow!
>>74629689
>I will be 32 when Le Ouiman comes to America
Please make time slow down.

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>>74627733
MEATY

>>74629094
>ameridumbs

>>74628712
>it's caffeinated
>start having social experiences

Yea, it's not like America has a million fucking coffee places anyway!

>that way you'd stop being so obese

Great, now what's a good thing for Uruguayan's to eat to make anyone give a shit about what they say?

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Imagine being Pique:
>rich
>tall
>have a monster dick
>train and play footy with the GOAT everyday
>won everything in football with Barca and Spain
>bantz master
>banged Shakira
>banged Ibra

It's not fair 2bh

Google tells me Pique (verb) means arouse

>>74636126
But you DID give me a nice meme to save, Anon

>>74627733
WARM

you just KNOW

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>>74638302
>11 am in Finland
>wake up first thing in the morning and check /sp/ for posts about Messi's huge penis

>Finland

>>74638332
>messi

>>74636126
You forgot
>Silver spoon/comes from a rich family
>Modeled in his youth
Truly isn't fair

>>74638332
But anon waking up is the first thing by definition.

>>74628275
>ywn be obscenely rich

it doesn't look that big desu

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reminder messi is hung like a horse too

>>74638924
>implying its not a hot pocket hes hiding because pep at the time said no more cheese pizza

Big Barcelona Cock

come on guys, this isn't where i come to look at cocks

>>74627944
yes but the spanish goberment has send here all pakis and blacks so we won't be white in the future
>>74628063
fuck you

>>74638924
I've heard multiple players saying Messi had the biggest dick they've seen in football dressing rooms

>>74629086
lewd face

>>74628319
>>74628712
mate and tamarindo is the fucking worst

>>74628256
>tfw your son is a full kit wanker