OFFICIAL UFC FIGHT NIGHT 106: BELFORT VS. GASTELUM THREAD #1

schaub is the best ufc fighter

Schaub is God

vitor will retire tonight

2nd for reem

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Vitor will win

reply with your best schaubisms, trying to improve my schaubcabulary

>it's an FS1 pacing episode

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Is there really no fightpass app on the PS4?

What the fuck?

MADMAN

Bolsonaro is our right far right candidate for the 2018 presidential elections.

the state of the light heavyweight division

>>74628369
For sure lose my number.

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That guy looked like old school TRTor.

>>74628372
>PS4
what century is this?

>>74628372
Use your computer you filthy donk.

>>74628369
Lose weight

>corey 'overtime' anderson

wtf? did he change his nickname?

beastin 25/8 was my fave meme

idim isn't working for me, anyone got something else?

>>74628389
It's a bloodborne and media machine.

>>74628398
I'm forced to on my shitty monitor.

Anyone know if it's possible to stream a UFC event on a N3DS?

I'm stuck at my grandmas house for the night and she doesn't have cable and her computer is ancient and slow.

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>>74628334
good start

>>74628372
You really think they're going to use that money you're paying them to develop a FightPass frontend for the second most popular living room media player? You've got another thing coming.

Really liking the passion here
it's been a long time since the last Brazil card

>>74628389
>Popular media app isn't on PS4

WHAT CENTURY IS THIS

>>74628412
i can't even imagine what it would feel like to lose 400 if that south african elder actually managed a heem

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What you snacking on tonight heem

>>74628412
>400 to win $160

Wew

can't wait for vitor to get heemed in front of his home town crowd

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Thread theme song
>https://youtu.be/kzOkza_u3Z8

>>74628413
Kek

>>74628436
this picture is so depressing

is this what lithuania is like?

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>it's an anik and stann episode
>no fight companion

>>74628439
?

>>74628436
>tic tac 4-pack

what in the fuck

>>74628412
That's a degenerate bet if I ever saw one.

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Lads someone asked me who Corey Anderson and Manuwa are. I really didn't know what to say for Corey, I've probably seen him fight a few times but he feels like a literally who because I'm not sure I remember him doing anything of note.
I'm supposed to be the UFC guy and I can't even name the guys in the main event. Why is the Bong card so poor?

>>74628439
the south african is so bad tho i should have put on 1k

>>74628445

good choice famalan

>>74628472
not enough high ranked brits

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>>74628445
tfw all i want is brasilera with buen bunda

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>>74628458
why did rogaine back out of the fight companion

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>>74628455
WHO IS THAT BONER BARON ON THE TIDDY COMMITTEE

http://pastebin.com/jiKUDE6f

anyone know how to use this script on windows? i'm not a smart man

AMIRKHARNY

/ANIK/

Who else is on the team?

>>74628436
kraft mac n cheese and ben & jerrys half baked for desert

>>74628506
he had to spend the afternoon shopping for more expensive sunglasses

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>>74628523
#209

>>74628523

anik is a the plebians choice

>yfw no more brazilian wins from this point onwards

>>74628462
>Americans

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>>74628551

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>>74628509
Vanessa Nunes I think

>>74628523
t. Joe Buck

>>74628534
>desert

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How can you not appreciate the Brazil crowd?
Why does /heem/ hate it so

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LOOSE AS A GOOSE

joe soto is underrated lads

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11 fights left

Over/under 5.5 decisions?

>>74628574
Usually boring with shit crowd

Be honest: how many picks did you submit to predictionbro?

Me: A LOT

>>74628574

they're a bunch of monkeys who get salty and boo whenever their guy loses

>>74628574
Because they boo anyone who isn't Brazilian regardless of how shitty the Brazilian is.

>>74628588
Over.

>>74628457
I am on a perpetual diet

...and yes

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>>74628574
because hues

>>74628588
UNDER

>>74628600
I always submit picks when he posts his template. So probably like 5 submitted.

>>74628574
I'd post that webm of what's-his-face punching that guy in the Brazilian crowd grabbing him if I had it.

I like the enthusiasm too, but they also fight and jeer and boo relentlessly.

>>74628574
Racism

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>>74628601

I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER

>>74628492
he looks fabulous

yeah i'm pretty sick of stann already

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>>74628601
Why even have ring girls?

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>>74628616
Imagine taking pride in this.
Just imagine.

>>74628651
Rogan and Grisham are the dream team right now

>>74628600
One.

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>>74628600
1
I'm not a cheater

How da fook is Rony Jason the underdog?

>>74628600
You will always be an idiot.

>>74628666
I imagine they are the fluffers

>background in brazilian jiu jitsu

*crowd boos*

>>74628604
>>74628606
>>74628616
But they get behind /theirGuys/
In Burgerland there are frequent USA chants, in Bongland we root for our guys. Sure Brazil overdoes it but better than a dead silent crowd surely

>>74628636
So they're a bit shitty sometimes, fair desu

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What shall I spend the money on?

>>74628701
Awful bet

>That disgusting Jiu jitsu tattoo on Jason

>>74628336
>>74628355
>coral springs

>>74628701
>Marion
>2017 Shogun

No.

>>74628701
come visit me in florida

the fuck just happened there

Brazil has the best crowds.

BUNDA REF SPOTTED

haha time for wrestlefucking

>foreigner grapples: booooooo
>brazilian grapples: uh vai morrer

are these the new rules?

>>74628764
its ALWAYS time for wrestlefucking

>change rules
>don't use them 2 cards in a row

unified rules when? ffs

>>74628436
Marshmallow peeps, mini eggs, and a 6 pack of creme eggs. Is there a more based holiday for snacks than Easter?

>it's a stick and move episode

>>74628727
The best president, objectively, Andrew Jackson, fought for this land I call home. Don't you dare. Don't you fucking dare.

haha get wrestlefucked nerd

>>74628797
seriously what are the rules? i am so confused

looking forward to some nice crowd silencers tonight

>>74628781

What are they supposed to do? Boo their own guy?

>cheering for your country and booing enemy country is somehow "wrong" in 2017 /heem/

fuck this cuck general

>>74628683
All of them. They're all me. Every single one.

>>74628781
Brazil reminds me of footy crowds desu

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>>74628701
means, reneau, barboza and shogun are all wrong

>>74628820
>heem is one poster

>>74628820
>enemy country
>canada

kek

>>74628819
If he puts on a boring fight, sure. American's do it all the time.

>>74628820
>not just cheering quality mma

>>74628854
Oh shut up.

>110lb female ref

>>74628820
no it's fine we just hate brazil

IS THAT A FUCKING NARUTO TATTOO?

Hating foreign crowds for booing Americans is my new favorite meme.

>>74628445
It's like if gangsta rap had Down's syndrome.

>>74628841
means will win via bloodthirst

>>74628820
>one guy complains
f-fuck heem!!!
kys

anyone else mute brazilian cards? god damn these hues are obnoxious

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>>74628701
>tfw these are all my picks

the difference between american crowds and brazilians is american crowds will cheer anyone who puts on a good fight

brazilians only cheer for brazilians and have the audacity to BOO when their guy loses

americans only boo when its a shit fight like woodley v thompson

>>74628865
>You now remember Kim Winslow

>>74628869
no americans have fought yet

>>74628740

fo shi mayn we can go visit dizni n sheet

>>74628865
yeah, i don't get how that works

>>74628804
>objectively best president
>not Trump
>coral springs

>2017
>still thinks MMA isn't degenerate

Find a real sport to enjoy you rednecks.

10-8 Kennedy if new rules, 10-9 if old.

>i can stay in guard better than you: the fight

>>74628918
whats a real sport

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>'oral Springs pretending hes watching the fights

>>74628918

Well you convinced me. Turning my stream off now.

>>74628913
Coral Springs here. I wholeheartedly agree with you. The guy who said Andrew Jackson wasn't me.

>>74628918
all sports are fake

>>74628926
more like
>Explosive in the first few seconds then wrestlefuck the rest of the fight

>>74628913
>Judging a presidency two months after the inauguration

hahah

>Female ref literally pulling his pants up

KEK

HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA

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>female ref

>female refs

lmao

Why were they stood up?

dirty americans

She did the right thing.

>>74628953
>believing the crooked media
>not realizing that Trump being president for only 2 months is fake news

Sad!

>>74628984

shut up monkey your guy should get an academy award for that acting

>>74628937
I am watching the fights you geek.

this fight went zero to memes real quick

this ref is easily the most fuckable behind mike beltran

>>74628998
Is this the start of new meta ?

Where is everyone? Is MMA dead?

Also Thank You for the stream FirstRowSports!

GAS GAS GAS IM GONNA STEP ON THE GAS

>>74628998

wtf

that is dumb as fuck, you shouldn't be able to stop the fight because of that

19-19

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>>74628701
Mfw somebody actually knows what's up.

>>74628998
a new meme

>inb4 another nutshot

>>74629017
>where is everyone
>41 posters in 30 minutes

Heeminder that Bisping got wasted last weekend and started yelling at Eddie Bravo about Tower 7

>>74628918
degenerate sports are the best sports

>>74629017
>Where is everyone?
Boning our sexy wives
>Is MMA dead?
100%

>>74629030

Yes you should. It's happened tons of times casual.

Fransicold Trinalold is like 15 years older than Kevin "The cuck" Lee

>Trying to meme like Conor

lol he shot that takedown from a mile away

>>74629066
trinaldo is no joke tho

>>74629066
same with the main event vitor is the same age difference

>it's a dodgy decision incoming episode

>>74629067
kek and conor apparently did it to remind him not to use his right hand so much not to meme

oh boy more riveting guard action

>>74628937
Brendad Swub has a qt wife desu tho

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>>74629067
>like Conor

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why are so many """""champion"""" whitebois running scared?

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>>74629043
It's not real till it's on cable TV

>>74629078
Tough fight, my guy. For sure nothing but respect for Nelson.

>>74629095
pls no

>>74629017
>Where is everyone? Is MMA dead?
I'll watch in 10 minutes when it's on tv here

fuck bad streams

>>74629078
Goddamn, Schaub was so bad.

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>>74629067

>>74629078
Show me one guy NOT on steroids Brendan Schaub lost to. I'll wait (forever because it never happened). Time has proven me right.

>>74629078
I'm not home so I don't have the screen cap of you admitting to being a Cherri fingered nerd.

Piss off.

>>74629109

Like RJJ then you pleb

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>>74629043
It's FN Bahzil, you fuckin dork.

>>74629078
Wait

I'm new here but I thought this Schaub guy was posted because he was good or something?

>>74629123
how to defeat conor in 1 webm

This is a close ass fight.

>>74629111
>proud vietnamese man heems nigger
>tries to turn it into a white vs black thing

>>74629135
he meant that's a lot of people you donk

>>74629156
not really. Pretty clear 29-28 for Kennedy

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>>74629078

wait for the boos when kennedy wins

should have been 5 rounds

>>74629168
I quoted the wrong dork, you goof.

29-28 KENNEDY

only right score

>>74629179
Sal will disagree.

Can someone link me to a stream?

29-28 Kennedy

>>74629095
real score 29-28 kennedy
brazilian score 29-28 jason

>>74629152
No, he's posted because one autistic from
>coral springs
has a massive erection for him. Everyone else just does it ironically.

29-28 Kennedy

>29-28 Kennedy, but Jason takes the W

>>74629216
ufc.tv

30-27 honee

Jason got a naruto tatoo on his neck
wtf

Brendan Schaub is faggot, Callen is cool to listen to

>>74629206
amateur mistake you nerd

>>74628492
>Get's boxed to fuck for two and 3/4 rounds
>Cheap shot while Bisping is trying to get him gumshield back in
>Struts off like a retard though the round has just ended
>Get's boxed up again in the 4th by a woozy bisping
kek

>29-27

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>Brazilian guy with J U I J I T S U tattoo gets back taken several times

and still

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>>74629034
>>74628890

respect my american friends

>>74629260
>in brazil

WHAT IS JOE ROGAN'S INTELLIGENCE QUOTIENT?

that was a confusing 'and still'

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>29-27

>>74629255
silva lets you hit him with little weak shots to get his openings, es normal

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A novel position from round 1

>>74629258
Told you, round one was a 10-8.

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>>74629157
just sayin 2 whiteboi ducks prefer to fight each rather than to face woodley/romero

>>74629282
5'2"

>>74629288
This picture will never not make me laugh.

>>74629292
*round 3

>>74629249
Schaub pays Callen £500 a week to give him handjobs and do odd jobs around the house

>>74629282
Rogan is Bogda-level, 2bh

a fucking leaf

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These Stann interviews are riveting.

TAKE THE FUCKING MIC AWAY FROM HIM.

Kennedy wins by unanimous decision

racists on here call the judges biased anyway

can't make this shit up, bunch of children on here

RONY 2012

>29-27

HEEM btfo once again

>>74629292
pretty soft 10-8

I prefer the shorter interview format

like 209

>>74629319
only casuals care about the interviews, it's like when they bother coaches during nba games lmfao

Vitor retires tonight

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>>74629216
How bout I link you to a TV you goof

>>74629338
learn the new rules wetboy

>>74629303
>Romero
>deserving a title shot

Top kek m8, Romero shouldn't even be in the UFC.

remember: no more brazilian wins on this card

>>74629320

nobody is saying that

heem yourself kid

Post-USADA Vitor looks so sad

POST BETS LADS

Didn't even know Barboza was on this card

No one hyped to see him tonight?

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>>74629352

>>74629319
>it's a stann x anik card
>he's hasn't muted the stream and turned on jams instead

what is this, ammy hour?

>>74629303
Romero should make one for lawyers fees next time he gets busted by USADA

what is wrong with Michel Prazeres hair

Michel "Who Needs a Neck" Prazeres

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>>74629303
This

>>74629368
i bet you'll die young

>>74629371
Quoted the wrong person m8.

>>74629303
Romero wants the $100k to cover research into concealing hgh doping

Who has Rondas "look at me mum, im boxing" webm?

>>74629388

I bet you live in a shithole

>>74629371
lol paul fontaine is canadian


>>74629398
no i didn't shut up you fucking crooked toothed failure

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>>74629375
>Figners litreally covered in chiton dust lal

>yfw bellator london is better than ufc london

Goddamit, why the fuck are they opening the card with fucking Prazeres? Do they want everyone to watch something else instead?

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I just wanna see vitor in TRT again

post your walkout song

youtube.com

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>>74629405
idk but I have this one

>>74629416
>no i didn't shut up you fucking crooked toothed failure

Kay.

Danapill me on the main card

>>74629410
well i actually live in the uk so you're not far off

https://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-fortaleza-2017-prelims

SWITCH

I've got some big bets on this card.
I'm not posting shit though, it's bad luck

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there is literally nothing wrong with steroids

>>74629410
Meet me outside Abrakebabra in five minutes. I'll smash your fuckin head in.

>>74629431
yes, that's the one, but there's one with a better angle. thanks man

>>74629410
Do you also bet that people with Rwandan flags live in shit holes?

>>74629369
It's likely fight of the night.

>>74629450
>switch

more like

>log out
>delete cookies
>turn on vpn
>login
>turn off vpn

fuck i hate living in burgerland

>>74629455
black on black violence is wrong lad

>rani yahya
>not israeli
wut

Reminder that Joe Soto competed in EBI he'll rape yhaya in the ground

What happened to the Josh Burkman who submitted Jon Fitch?

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Fingers crossed based Gastelum heems that faggot Cheator tonight.

>>74629483
Just use a private session

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Lads, who wins between Trinaldo and Lee?

why is burkman a +220? i was never impressed with this michel guy. dropping a 20 on burkman lads 2bh

>>74629494
>Wake up Kelvin, it's feeding time

>new 10-8 rule
>but no other new rules
okay

>>74629368
Formiga to win, Correia to win by decision, Gastelum to win by KO. Literally free money.

>>74629493
Starts with U and ends with SADA

>>74629494
I dunno man, I kind of want to see Vitor spinning kick the chubby bitch to oblivion.
Fuck both of them.

>>74629352
>>74629383
>>74629399
careful with that glass roof, Rampage already said how he saw Bisping injecting himself with steroids and shit

>>74629527
Talk to us when you produce 1 good home grown fighter. Fucking shit hole of a nation.

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Derrick Lewis wants HOW much?

I know a guy..

>>74629507
Kevin Lee

>>74629507
trinaldo

>>74629441
>well i actually live in the uk

What with the Irish Proxy?

>>74629518
Different between rules and judging 2bh

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>5 feet 6 inches tall


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>74629507
I think I like Trinaldo in this one although Lee is one of my low-key boys.

man Prazeres is built like a tank

>>74629512
>why is burkman a +220?

Because 2017 Burkman is absolute shit.

>>74629507
Heart says Trinaldo, head says Lee.

Help me out bros
I'm at a birthday party and I want to watch
What's thr best stream for mobile

>>74629507
Hopefully the chimpzombie. I can't fucking stand Lee.

>>74629550
He has that Matt Serra frame

>>74629550
>weighing 155 ever
hahahahaha

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>>74629531
>Rampage

see ya in wsof, burkman

Is Rogan doing a Fight Companion tonight or what?

>>74629531
Rampage also said drinking Monster made him go on a high speed car chase and kill a womans unborn child. What's you point?

>>74629531
Bullshit. He hates cheaters and steroidheads, it's obvious when he talks about it.
Plus he has crazy good cardio and no punching power, that's the opposite of steroid users.

>>74629507
I hope Tinaldo heems Lee. Lee is an obnoxius dickhead.

>>74629573

Nah he's doing a podcast tomorrow

lol he looks like a mini-wedum

AMAZING REFEREEING

>>74629550
He is the tallest man in all of brazil

HUE HUE HUE

What's the Brazilian for "You will gas?"

>>74629531
>Rampage already said how he saw Bisping injecting himself with steroids and shit

Got a link for that?

Is baldy even trying?

Heeeem tappy

Post me a stream that doesn't require Adobe Flash (it's a botnet)

Sick rabbit punches

>>74629537
He's in prison for raping a bunch of men, m8.

>Big John

Do hues really not have internet?

>>74629494
THOSE TITTIES THO

HEEM TAPPY

ahe the bhazilian fightehs all natuhal?

Lol whitebois getting mauled today mang.

>>74629512
well fuck me

>white bois

lmao when will they learn?