/mls/ general + /ayy/ - ETERNAL DYNAMO thread

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FIRST for SAUNDERS

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>>74590318
>tfw someone on the street says they like your red bulls jacket

nth for the memorial of DISKERUD

>>74590318
Shit OP

Shit team

>Another Houston op
Fuck off

>>74590589
at least they're showing up somewhere


>inb4 13k at RBA saturday

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>jewston

>>74590508
probably sucked him off you slut.

>>74591350
>he's thinking about it again

>>74591516
you know bb.

guess they don't call them pink cows for nothin' right lisa?

>>74591537
i dont understand what that means

are you making a pink = gay joke

>>74591597
fuck off, bart

>>74591597
red bull
pink cow
maroon ox
whatever floats your boat

>>74590318
>I'M A DYNAMO

>>74591666
no i mean i get that, demonic anon

but fuck off lisa anon is intensely anti me and he makes a lot of gay jokes and i think he was implying i like the pink cows because gay people like pink but that would be so puerile that i am in disbelief

sorry this keeps happening and causing me to post a lot

so should i start sam cronin away at ny or sean davis at home in fantasy

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>>74590570
>OP image is a team other than the Sounders
>complain

K.

Sounders STH packages arrived today

The scarf is kinda gay looking and really thin

>>74592158
>kinda

>>74592158
>go to bar on Pioneer Square
>get drunk
>meet QT
>take her scarf
>make sex
>win

>>74592158
>Sounders
>kinda gay
Checks out

Also you probably got one of those cheep scarves that teams pass out like candy. Gotta hand over more shekels for the real scarf.

>>74592205
I have a regular scarf that I bought a few years ago before I was a season ticket member

In past years the alliance member scarf has been a regular one but this one seems to be a "summerweight" scarf

>>74591350
Would that be so bad?

Go Bulls.

http://www.canadasoccer.com/canadian-championship-kicks-off-10th-edition-in-may-with-more-canadian-content-p160637

>New to the Canadian Championship in 2017, Canada Soccer has added a Canadian Content rule ensuring that at least three Canadians are included on every starting lineup throughout the competition.

Man why make that competition a meme?

>>74592298
Is this the year a lower league team wins the CanCham?

>couldn't make an mlels fantasy account last year
>same damn thing this year
fugg

>>74592338
they reset the scores so this is the first week

>>74592298
>he wants Americans to win the Canadian cup

>>74592298
>yfw Vancouver sign Larin

>>74592390
Got it done, probably will forget about a week in like the pl fantasy I did couple years back.

BEST MATCH THIS WEEKEND?

>>74594056
Quality: NYRB vs Colorado
Memes: Minnesota vs Atlanta

>>74594056
Bestern conference: LA Portaland
Leastern conference: Philly Toronto
>watching interconference games

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autistic cool-down music before the weekend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeNF12NbWXM

>>74594200
>Quality: NYRB vs Colorado
More like a snore's fest

>>74594056
your club's game

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r8

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>>74594200
>Minisoda

>>74595497
Almiron is good hope he comes back sharper and not injured(Paraguay is playing Brazil)

>>74595583
He's gonna die of frostbite in Minnesota

>>74594830
hes right

1-0 colorado

>>74595890
Colorado "We'll beat em 1-0" Rapids

>>74595923
>>74595890
Colorado "nobody remembers our cup" Rapids

>>74596119
Colorado "we have a cup?" Rapids

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>>74596472
kosuke kimura does

update on orlando nycfc

http://www.wftv.com/news/local/orlando-city-disputes-nyc-fc-fans-claims-of-security-issues-at-first-game-in-new-stadium/501292045

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Stop letting this Dynamo cuck make the threads when he could be using good pictures like this

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>>74596851

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>>74596886
yall the niggas letting this go on its either this or me putting up more Union ops

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>>74596956
>

>>74596918
>one of the their fans ripped out a brand new seat in America's best soccer specific stadium that every true American soccer fan should be proud of
>I will never destroy property of an American soccer specific stadium in this country
kek

>>74596851

HA HA

>>74594056
Anyone daring to face the SEATTLE! *clap* *clap* SOUNDERS! *clap* *clap*

>>74596472
Colorado "our MLS Cup Win is even more embarrassing than Seattle's" Rapids

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>Mexico lost
I don't care if it's in an irrelevant baseball competition it's awesome

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>>74596956
>tfw I used to do all the OP's at one point
>tfw my autism isnt as strong anymore

>>74595233
Not bad. I'd swap out Rivas and Ramirez though.

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>He hasnt watched the MLS week 1 Review show
whats it like living in the stone age?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RMjSsxf6lM

>>74597665
how much does mls pay you? and how can I shill for them for pay as you do?

>>74597665
Sup Canadian Media Intern

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>>74597687
>>74597697
>Implying the mls could afford a media mogul like me

>>74597541
>breaking a leg to win the Cup
Sure, it was a shitty win on a shitty neutral venue. It's a win nonetheless.

>>74597665
do you get free mlels live m8?

>>74597799
no haha. I only have enough patience for one shitty game a week

>>74597799
desu MLS LIVE(tm) is phenomenal asset to any MLS aficionado! Not only do you get full matches, but you get replays, condensed highlights, EVERYTHING! you need to keep up to date with M. L. S! Only for ONE LOW PAYMENT of $79.99! BUY NOW!

>>74597849
kek

>>74597849
>tfw not an out of market flyover
fugg u my little sawker

>>74597875
These online sports subscriptions need to lose the black outs. I would drop cable in a jiffy

>>74597875
>>74597902
I live in my local market and I almost never have a problem with blackouts, usually I'm at work if I can't catch my teams games somehow, so I just watch the replay, most games aside from national broadcasts and certain local games are available, goddamn mls needs to start paying me

>>74598061
>watching replays
kys my man

>>74598061
Replays arent so bad for mls or nfl cause its just one game per week usually. Doesnt really work for other sports leagues

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>>74597849
>no earlybird special ($20 off)

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>>74598347
>no mls og discount

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>Donovan Ricketts playing for Tulsa now

>>74597849
I know you're memeing but MLS Live is pretty well worth it if you're not poor

>Diskerud goes on loan to Swedish club IFK Göteborg
I'm honestly very surprised by this

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>>74601394
>mfw he won't stay and meme it up with a lower-division club here

>matches tomorrow

WEW LADS

Streaming links when?

>MLS Live thread
>people complain about blackouts

are people that dumb or.

>>74601394
possibly the only team/leagues that could afford his salary desu

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>one day until game 2
>it's snowing
Wew lads

>>74602646
Why arent there games tn i want to comfort

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>tfw we start the season with two losses

>>74603045
I think people are over estimating how good Portland was. Sure they scored 5 goals, but 1 was a late PK, and 2 came in stoppage time. If Minnesota didn't collapse in the last 10 minutes we'd be calling it a modest season opening win for Portland against a very weak team.

Hopefully >we can get a draw even without Jones and Steres.

How mad will the niggers be when based Minnesota parks the bus for a 1-0 win on Sunday?

>Orlando/New England rescheduled due to weather

When will MLS man up and play in the cold like the NFL?

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>>74603045
>tfw start the season with 2 wins

>>74603045
put your trip back off

>>74603045
Pls no

>>74602646
>tfw no comfy snow games

>>74604716
>snow game
>comfy
Pic one

>>74605207
literally what

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>>74605207
I'm picking both, fuck you

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>>74605207

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see, and this is why Soccer will never hit the big time

>>74606038
>tfw I didnt get picked in the lottery

But still, it's fucking ridiculous, my season tickets are $18 a game while the same section is $105 for a qualifier

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>>74606038
How much are a ticket to the worlds longest outside bar?

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>>74604510
>tfw start the season with 2 ties

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>>74606231

>tfw was at Gold Cup loss in 2015 for $70ish
>tfw was at loss last week $20


>Soon

>>74604246
Because diving in snow is hard?

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>tfw have tickets to Union's home opener
>tfw every single person I know is busy

FUCK

>>74609290
There is literally nothing wrong with going to games by yourself

>>74609290
I'll meet up with you senpai.

No gay shit though

>>74609381
As long as you can get there yourself

>>74609487
Yeah I'll be there already. Got my own ticket

>>74609523
So you were gonna go alone?

>>74609571
No I'm going with some people

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wtf is this really happening

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSY8RfKOhuI
season over

>>74609615
>this cultural supression

>>74609689
maybe I'll just find a team that will let me scream faggot whenever I want

>>74609615
>>74609602
dont cross the line pt 2?

>>74595304
>>Minisoda

*tips*

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>>74609742
>dont cross the line
I remember that.

>>74609602
>>74609615
>the PUTO drawn over the restricted sign
>the premise of the video in general
are they no longer /ourguys/?

>>74609615
wtf i hate minnesoda now

>>74609364
tell that to the people giving weird looks last time i went alone.

haven't been back 2bh

>>74609844
Did they just get into a fight with Seattle over who the top Puto city of the MLS?

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>>74609615
>hey ese why y'all microaggessing on me.

Anyone other Union supporters gonna be at the SOB tailgate tomorrow?

Bought tickets last minute. 5th row, supporter section

>>74610793
here senpai

>>74610886
Ill be the one with aspergers, lets have a brew

>>74609872
nah u were just paranoid

going alone is cool and nice im going alone tomorrow because its cold and im seeing the person i would normally take at a show that night and spending that much of the day together would be weird

>>74610936
Alright

>>74611008
fuck off, Lisa

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>>74609615

>>74609872
Happened to me the one time I went
I was seated right next to this couple with an entire empty row to my other side. Was awkward as fuck.

>>74611926
you guys need to have more confidence

>>74611727
so are you one sucking the dick or...?

>>74611926
maybe i was just kinda stinky and couldn't smell it.

was hell getting to the stadium using public transportation thanks to detours.

i'll try to go again, but might have to rope someone to go with me.

>>74612056
you mean i should just b myself?

>>74612101
no, he's the palm tree in the background

>>74612056
I never know how to handle it
I went to an NFL game by myself one time and tried to strike up a conversation with the dude next to me and he looked at me like I'd just tried to molest his son

>>74612113
>>74612183
just get some beer and watch the game

you can arrive and leave when you want, and if you dont want to talk to the people around you can just watch. i feel like part of being an adult male is being able to do shit alone just because you can.

i went to kanye at msg alone and thought it was going to be autistic but i ended up smoking in my seat with some dudes from the bronx sitting in front of me, talking to these qt black girls dressed nice before the show, it was awesome

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>>74612262
I can do plenty alone, it's just the crowds that I do not particularly enjoy.

Guess I could manage it with a better seat, since when I last went I was right in the thick of things.

>>74612311
understandable

i think you should try again anon

too bad you arent a red bull fan, because the weather will keep the attendance way down

>>74612262
>i went to kanye at msg alone and thought it was going to be autistic but i ended up smoking in my seat with some dudes from the bronx sitting in front of me, talking to these qt black girls dressed nice before the show, it was awesome

That's the point
If I'm gonna go see my team, I wanna share the joy and shit with some other bros who love my team

>Lisa blogposting

Can someone calculate how much would it cost for AFC Anchorage to exist in the NPSL? Would transportation cost more or less than 50k?

>>74613100
The Alaska Aces, a minor league hockey team, just folded due to travel costs

>>74612996
you can at games when they score, but that sounds kinda gay desu

>>74613035
just wait until later lmao

be sure to report me again snowflake

>>74613100
The closest division to them in the NPSL is the West Northwest Region, with the teams mainly hailing from (according to brief Wikipedia overlooks) Seattle, Portland and Spokane.

If each team played twice (the division would have six, plus Alaska), they would play a total of 12 games, maybe more if they make the playoffs. Assuming there's no away road trips, they would make 12 flights, 6 away, 6 back home.

Each flight from Anchorage to either of the three aforementioned cities is roughly $500 a ticket. I won't do the exact math, because it's late, and I have to be up early tomorrow.

The bare minimum for a semi-pro team, I would imagine, is 11 players plus 7 subs, a manager and assistant manager, and maybe 3 or 4 assistant staff. That's 24 tickets. Multiply that by 500 twice, and that's $24 000. And that's just for 1 (one) game.

The total for six two-way flights is the mentioned price, even excluding hotels and such, because, again, I'm busy and it's late. It would make out to 24 000 x 12, which would be a staggering $288 000 for one season, minus potential playoffs, hotels, and extra transportation fees.

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>>74613572
>tfw you'll never make millions and make this happen

Already have planned for a stand to be named in memoriam of turkbro in the Butterball Bowl too.

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>6 whole entire days since the last game


just let me die in my sleep already

>6 days ago

>Sunday
>Soon

>>74606783
They don't sell tickets in that area, that's why there's always empty seats. Everyone at the bar has a ticket in the seats.

>>74609872
Just go by yourself anon, pound a 40 in the parking lot and chill

>>74614169
At least you get to play this weekend

>>74614279
its away tho

>>74609615
What a cuckold

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Lmao

>>74615458
literally whom?

Where the /ayy/ wogs at?

>>74616069
>perf

>>74616126
why yes, they are going to play soon. thanks for reminding the class.

>perf
to beat victory and hand Big, Strong, Muscular and ELITE Sydney FC the premiership

>>74616270
sydney running away with the supporter shield, whatever that is called down under.

could be the silver koala for all i know

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Post >perf stuff

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Fucking faggots, if you think the puto chant is bad then your a PC faggot.

>>74613572
I don't think the NPSL has any rules for chartering airplanes?

Surely, it'd be cheaper and a more comfortable way than to get tickets, the rates I see are around 2,500$ per hour, Anchorage-Seattle is a 3 hour flight back and forth, so that's 2500 x 6, which is 15000$. That times six is 90000$. You don't need hotels for a 3 hour flight.

I'm just going to go over Kingston Stockade's budgeting now, If you could get free training facilities, your yearly expenditure would be around 160,000$, If not 176,000$. And we are going to assume we can achieve the same revenue, which means that we will be 76k$/year in red.

If you sucked the municipalities/universities dick, you should be able to get heavily subsidized facilities and make it work (Sure, this means the Butterball Arena can't be built but the Turkbro Memorial Stand could be built with permission), a soccer team in fucking Alaska would naturally attract soccer hipsters but, I wonder how willing people in Alaska would be to watch non-pro sports, especially soccer.

Either way, we need an oil baron who is willing to lose 76k a year for our meme dream to be real, maybe the meme magic (or being very fucking far away going to make other clubs forfeit their matches against them) will push them through the Open Cup and get us a Lincoln City like story minus pies?

>>74616869
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alaska_Anchorage_Seawolves
Local college has neither a football nor a soccer team, facilities would have to be built from scratch

>>74614681
at least you live close enough to your team that whether it's home or away matters to you

https://www.reddit.com/r/MLS/comments/5yqp8t/dark_clouds_fans_will_be_kicked_out_for_using/

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>>74619393

thanks. its nice...never had this before


>Soon

>>74620858
This witchhunt over puto just makes people want to say it more

>Atlanta unironically gonna lose to the worst expansion team in history tomorrow
I love memes

http://www.impactmontreal.com/en/post/2017/03/11/canada-mens-national-team-montreal-june

Isn't that Spain playing in Camp Nou-level?
Will we see the rise of Québécoise movements?

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harry shipp will score on MTL today

UNION
N
I
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N

who here /cold/

>>74623323
Ayy

10 MINUTES UNTIL FANTASY LOCK

>>74623609
Will MacMath start?
What will the Red Bulls back line be?
I don't believe in Godoy, but there's no one good at that price.

Fuuuuck.

>>74621312
>tfw I'm gay and think the Puto chant is hilarious

Almost everyone who is offended are straight people desu

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>>74621595
>implying that title doesn't belong to Atlanta

>>74623688
I picked up Godoy, swapped with dawkins. He had a very solid game last week, probably more of the same this week. I have a feeling Lima is gonna put Montero in his back pocket like he did with piatti last week

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>>74623609
I already lost interest

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>>74623797

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HOW WE DOING, LADS

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>>74623861
breddy gud, broseph. breddy breddy gud.

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>>74623609
post teams

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>>74624087

>Arturo "Slavadoran Robben" Álvarez

Chicago up 2 - 0 already, started Dax and Juninho as centers

is RBNY letting Dax go the worst move in MLS history?

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>>74624266

>>74624282
couldn't agree more

>'''''Real'''' Salt Lake

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>>74624266
>>74624282
>>74624318
the on the field aspect sucks

but the confirmation that jesse is an unlikable egomaniac is the really sad bit

>>74624347
>>74624282
dude, the CCL game against vancover, what a fucking disgrace.
Dax's positioning and heart were so sorely lacking, and Sean was a ghost.

Why the fuck didn't they wait another year

>>74624460
it was a tough watch, as i predict all of this season will be

the worst part is i would have rather traded felipe away which is what ali curtis wanted to do as well and got canned for. the friction started over the lloyd sam trade too, so it basically sounds like Ali Curtis was in line with the fans wishes

im off to the "match" "lads"

>tfw fantasy login not working on phone or laptop
shoulda changed my team when i had the chance yesterday.

If you cucklieve then just stand up on your feet.

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>>74625021

>>74625021
BWP is going to pee in Sjoberg's mouth

literally kek, what the hell was that

Are the Fire actually good this season

>>74625532
juninho and dax are great additions 2bh

>>74625581
I want to get into them but I can never find them on TV because they are alwasys trash

NO FUCKING WAY
NATIONAL TV CLOSE UP ON A SIGN THAT SAYS
Daniel
"MilfHunter"
Royer

http://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2017/03/11/mlss-ccl-semifinal-foes-get-weekend-due-liga-mx-referee-strike
THE FIX IS IN

>>74625637
Screenshot?

>>74625601
CSN Chicago if you live in that area

if you don't, then your only option is dodgy streams or mls live

>>74626072
are they on CSN? I always thought I checked and its never ther

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need a mf NYRB - colorado stream up in this bitch :/

>""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""canada's team""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>zero canadians in starting xi
ree

will the ratings be better now that leliga mx is cancelled this week?

they always wipe the floor with all other leagues when it comes to ratings.

>>74626099
it's definitely there

>rbny - rapids is a nationally televised game
for what purpose?

It's a half sunny field episode

>>74626295
Is it? I couldn't find it anywhere

>>74626295
>nationally televised

yeah, on univision.

r u serious

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vipbox is working for me for RBNY
halftime
RBNY 1 - 0 COL

But of course I missed the goal and didn't see the replay - was hoping you fucks would clue me in

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Its cold

>>74626390
This
>Conceding to a League Two player

>>74626467
for some reason i thought you were black

>>74626478
Im a barely gay white dude who only hangs out w straight black dudes

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>>74626488
>hangs out

>>74626478
same

>>74626437

ball goes across the middle toward attacker, gets own goaled by colorado defender trying to get infront of attacker.

>>74626488
>gay man that hangs out with black dudes.
Confirmed power bottom.

>first mls goal
>career-ending injury
Nice trade

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>>74626517
>>74626551
No i just like rap and backwoods

lads, we got memed

but we deserve to lose this one so w/e

Meme crossbar kek

>>74626620
wait hol up
*smacks lips*

*hits crossbar*

MEME LEAGUE

>>74626603
>backwoods
Is that what keeping it on the down low is called?

>>74626603
>nicest SSS in MLS
>that attendance
fug

>bedoya

it was a dive anyway

>>74626579
wait wut

Does Giovinco just throw his arms up and cry every time he gets touched?

>>74626737
Manlet Tactic works.

>ctrl f
>btr
>0 results


;_;

>>74626751
Hopefully we won't have to see his antics anymore. The first time he actually gets fouled he gets hurt.

This ref is very trigger-happy. Toledo must be proud.

Meme League Soccer

>>74626603
You ever hear of a rapper called S'natra?

>nikolic scores
IT BEGINS

>Crapids

>>74626768
whom?

>>74627271
>he doesn't know of the OG /mls/ qt BTR and how they almost killed /mls/ with their streams

reeee

>filthadelpha poonion

>a legitimate goal
sheet

MEME

MEME

MEME

JAJAJA

DOOP
O
O
P

Fuuuuuuck

Also is that the Sivasspor goal tune?

>that malfunctioning PA system

>DOOP

>>74627364
Wait, I think that's on my end, the whistle sounds off too.

>>74626669
Its very very cold. Many people lert after halftime

>doops it off the post

>meme post
Damn, this match has everything.

>>74626620
>>74626641
>>74626642
>>74626841
>>74627349
>>74627469
meme urself kid

>almost let it slip away

Memed

Another 2-2 win by TFC

ARE WE WINNING

>>74626437
Meme team.

Meme beverage.

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>tfw you've only scored one goal but won two games

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>Soccer

6 points boyos then taking monday off then huge snow storm cancells work tuesday

Drinks on me at smiths night tomorrow

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digging the retro uni's desu senpai

>olympic stadium """""""""""""turf"""""""""""""

Honestly turf is more exciting than grass, shame that football """players""" are all divas.

Anyone watching this on MLS Live feel like the quality looks like one of those fucking Photoshop filters that smooths out textures?

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTT

Is Piatti the greatest MLSer of all time?

>>74628622
David Villa.

>>74628660
lmfao

>>74628660
>he fell for the """""best""""" ""player"" meme
lmao

>memeis
>Good

How did Seattle win the MemeLS?

>>74629115
meme magic

>>74629230
Montreal could have easily outmemed Xheattle at the Big O on turf. Why is the Western conference so shit?

>>74629334
that game would have been at xheattle tho

>>74629380
American fans are shit so it doesnt matter desu

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>>74629403
>American fans are shit

You Jelly?

>>74629473
>a fucking log

>>74629499
>muh bell

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>>74629499
Be more mad.

>>74629473
those kids look fucking inbred

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Just watched the replay of the Union - TFC game

I laughed, I cried, I looked yonder pondering the mysteries of the universe. Couldn't ask for more, fine with a 2-2 Geiger against TFC

Good god this Jackie Montgomery girl the Sounders have is t h i c c

>>74629546
fuck Geiger, but seriously, watching Bedoya miss that penalty irl hurt my very soul

I didn't notice Morris having the Hitler haircut.

Is he white? How dare he let the white race down.

>MNU v ATL not til tomorrow

WHY LIVE

>>74629589
something is up when every game this fucker calls becomes a meme... who knows maybe thats why they keep him on, but yeah I had a bad feeling about that Bedoya PK before he took it

Alberg was great at them but too bad hes getting shitter minutes


Also think Jones has really cemented himself as an everyday player for us... stepped in like hes been in the league for years

>>74629549
can't post this without some proof

>>74629542
>Portland

That's like accusing Alabamans of having a quality education.

>>74629730
>wanting to watch minisoda get completely curb stomped

Are they going to get a SINGLE win this season?

>>74629769
yah, probably. like tomorrow, when they curbstomp the eventual 0-21 ATLUTD

Seriously why would Jordan Morris wear a Hitler haircut if he wasn't even white?

To be fair Hitler wasn't white either.

>>74629842
>are Jews white?

I have some bad news for you, Canadienne Raciste.

>xheattle

>white

>>74629842
the hitler youth look is in

>>74629876
Whitest major city in the US if not all of North America, my quebecois friend

>>74629903
My man it looks like Montreal is the whiter city despite the fact you have fake Hitler on your team

>>74629842
>tfw nobody in human history was really white

>>74629903
As a former resident of Dallas, I object to that.

Furthermore, Seattle is crazy diverse. If there's a whitest major city might I suggest
>Jacksonville
>Anchorage
>Louisville

>>74630018
>anchorage
>major city
You've let the AFC Anchorage meme get to your head

>>74630018
Montreal is whitest city in North America

And we can legally enforce it

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>Seattle
>MLS Cup winners
>0 (ZERO) points after 2 matches

could 2017 be the year?

>>74630092
You now realize Seattle were in the western conference basement for the entire first half of their MLS Cup winning season

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>>74630147
shh the rightful beastern conference will take MLS Cup this year

(fuck nycfc btw)

>>74630209
is that Adam Sandler?

is the plot of another horrible movie?

>>74629842
there are only like 3 white dudes haircuts

manbun, hitler youth, autism shag

>>74630092
why does the cup say megatron

>>74630239
Autism shag is the proud haircut of 4chan

>>74630239
>forgetting buzzcut and fauxhawk
pleb

What is the best haircut in MemeLS?

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>>74630310

>>74630239
>tfw I have a manbun
it really is most popular among white people where I live


some would call me white, but I say mixed race


I pretty much have Bedoyas haircut

>>74630310
dom odurro pizza

brek shea roadkill sides

every light skinned black player having a high fade with blond dye-job

alejandro bedoya

Key game points for Xheattle Xhounders
>Initiate the fire sale
>There is nothing redeemable about your performance
>MLS cup is a fucking meme
>You would probably lose to Minnesota
>Start the fire sale

>>74630356
>implying you're not actually Bedoya himself
I always knew he'd be a shitposter

>>74630367
>Seattle "WE'RE IMPORTANT PAY ATTENTION TO US!" Sounders