OFFICIAL KANSAS CITY ROYALS @ NEW YORK YANKEES GAME THREAD

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R O Y A L S

G said it wasn't going to rain out

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>the judge's chambers

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>The Judge's Chamber
That's going to be an expensive removal when he leaves us for the Red Sox in free agency

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aLRIGHT TIME'S UP LET'S DO THIS
ROYAAAAAAAAAALS
BAAAASEBALL

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>It's a Paulie series

Go yanks

Hi royal friends

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The Royals are truly our greatest ally

>>76073450
Why is she so cute lads

Where is everyone?

>>76073607
Because she is a professional athlete and average looking also there are 500,000 girls in the city that look similar

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>>76073684

>>76073695
Well fuck, I need to move to the city to get a Christen qt

Are you guys small ballers?

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>>76073713
we're winners

>>76073706
You the guy from Rochester?

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>>76073749
>Someone saved my shitty OC
Feels good

>>76073755
Buffalo

>gleyber torres has been promoted to aaa

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>>76073782
You think they'll trade Headley and have Torres at Third, or move Castro to Third and Torres to Second?

>>76073695
I'm from the city she's just my type

>>76073768
which one of these fine well to do youths are you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3hMF3ldhtQ

>>76073768
Same thing basically. Trade garbage plates for chicken wings

>>76073789
francesa says castro 3rd and torres second

>>76073806
Francesa is a fucking idiot, and no one should take his opinions seriously.

>>76073810
get lawst

>>76073796
I'm embarased that my hs diploma says the state of NY on it. This guy says he's from Brooklyn also.

>>76073834
not the rest though, also I read some shit saying NY was the least free state in the country, that was last summer though

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Didi is elite n sheit.

>>76073810
It's probably the best idea though. Didi should stay at short and I'd rather have Castro at third than Torres

>>76073871
what do you mean the least free state? NY is the most segregated city and state ever. Most people know what communities to not wander into.

>>76073871
least free in what way?

>>76073901
>>76073905
as in government laws restricting what you can do legally and being able to afford living in the state or make a living easily, that pretty much what the article said

Jeez, Bonifacio is on a roll here the last few games

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The Yankees will walk-off tonight

>>76073940
so what you really mean is not least free, but the state has laws? I mean when I think of less free I think of arresting people without reason, freedom of press, freedom of assembly. Jesus fuck midwestern tards really have gone overboard.

>>76073940
Even a lot of people living upstate have a hard time affording housing. They pay the same state taxes. I don't know what you're talking about man.

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>The Yankees have TOO much talent
How do we handle this?

>>76073972
>>76073979
listen thats what I read in the article. I'm not saying I agree with it
also I'm from NY you mong

Vargas is going to meme on us tonight

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>unironically giving up a RBI XBH to escobar

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Pineda lookin' like shit tonight

>>76074006
so you work for HUD?
>>76074017
Every other start he has he's a complete mess

>>76074017
Is this TY without the trip or are you taking over pressposting?

>>76074041
>Every other start he has he's a complete mess
>despite this he's still one of the most consistant starters we've had

>>76074045
does it matter Pressposting is essential to any Yanks gamethread

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>>76074045
Yes :)

>>76074041
no I work in a state park

>>76074053
Hopefully Severino works out
>>76074063
Out in LI?

>>76074073
nah It's in the Hudson Valley

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Carter is so fucking useless. Bird can't get back soon enough.

So gritty

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Gardner will pass Judge as home run king this season. Cap it.

lol Ariana Grande concert got blown up in UK

>>76074085
I went hiking there in the Catskills last year, it's awesome. Some weird shit up there though and they don't like people from the city, especially italians.

>>76074120
You're late my man.

>>76074120
It's times like this I go over to reddit to see what excuses the left makes

>>76074133
yeah I'm not quite in the Catskills but I go camping there sometimes It's a great spot, my park literally looks like a 3rd world country on the weekends. I've had people say the job turned them racist it's hilarious

HOLY SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT HEADLEY???? TRADE THAT FUCK NOW

>>76074168
Did you have to go to school for environmental science to be a ranger?

That at bat and they get him out on probably the third whole pitch actually in the zone. Fucking Perez

>>76074254
I think you do but I'm not a ranger just maintenance, It's fun as hell though

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Pineda really has good stuff. I wonder why he's taken so long to get his shit together.

>>76074334
>contract year

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JUDGED

>>76074321
why haven't you become a ranger then?

>didi
>elite

Pick two

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>Didi
>Elite
Pick two my friends.

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>losing now

tyb yaks

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>>76074476
>that disgusting dyke on the left ruining the picture

>>76074434
I'd rather do other stuff, it's just a summer thing

>marlins cuck

>>76074572
He attends more Yankee games than Marlins

>>76074572
For being such a big Marlins fan he certainly attends a lot of Yankee games.

>>76074565
Those are LI JAP's

>>76074610
His law firm is in Miami so it makes no sense that he is always in NY. Guess he's just at the point where he just collects revenue from everyone else he lets into his firm.

>>76074670
My neighbor married a JAP. Does nothing but sit on her ass while he does all the work around the house, some times she'll come home at 5 and he comes at 830 and she doesn't do anything

>hat trick

>>76074718
I dated this Jewish chick from Islip for a month or two and she was the worst. She wouldn't leave my apartment.

>>76074811
I bet your (((girlfriend))) was lovely.

>>76074811
That are is ghetto my cousins live in Brentwood and my moms side is from central islip

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It seems like the opposing team is always able to find the hole through the shift against the Yankees

>>76074841
She was actually really hot, was a model in the city but was a disgusting person. Figured out that she wanted to use me.
>>76074851
Most of LI is ghetto. I like the south fork though

>>76074926
Got any pictures?

>>76074951
Not gonna do that man. She contracted with IMG though. You're better off picking up a tourist in TS though man.

>walking Castro

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>Free agent season
>Pinetar finally good
its always the same with the latiniggers

Time for some crispy RISP

There's the Hicks I remember

Hicks is back

It's funny how when they talk about how nice the Bronx is they always show downtown NY

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>>76075197
i was pretty surprised about how shit the bronx looked when i visited, good thing i was there in the morning

>>76075248
Just as long as you stay away from the black people, you'd fit right in

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>>76075255
Oh I stayed away from them

wew, what the fuck was that

>>76075248
N. Bronx is cool, a lot of people from the city live there but the S. Bronx by the stadium is a mess.

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Call it Joe!

>>76075285
I take your word for it.

YANKEE PRIVILEGE

YANKEE PRIVILEGE

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That was FAST

>>76075302
That chick would get raped/murdered

That's called UmpBall, right?

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>>76075377
>implying i wouldnt defend her

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Headley won't be in pinstripes by the trade deadline. Maybe even before that. Cap it.

Did Carter really just hit a homerun?

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>>76075413
it was a correct call so no

>>76075440
we need to put machado somewhere

Carter's home runs have been little bitch home runs. So much for muh NL league leader.

>>76075416
You would stand no chance

>>76075454
1B Bird
2B Castro
SS Didi
3B Torres
RF Judge
LF Frazier
C Sanchez

Center is the only open position

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>>76075461
>NL
thats your problem

>>76075484
id give torres an extra seasoning year and see what happens with Castro

>>76075467
>implying

>>76075440

literally who would trade for him

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i'm late :(

Who's the Mexican intellectual

>>76075538
Torres is already in AAA, he could be in the majors by September. I bet he'll be a starter in 2018

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>>76075544
Some meme dream team

>>76075538
I'll bet the crew from the S. Bronx could take the entire mexican army.

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>>76075581
he was just called up, i dont want to rush him

>>76075589
I doubt they could take on a small town chapter of any cartel

>>76075631
My dad was killed by the Los Gueros cartel. He snitched

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>>76075653
So sorry about that anon

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Betances will blow it, then Judge will hit a walk-off bomb

On a side note, I really want to take Christen on a date. Can someone hook me up with her number?

>>76075675
>that is a 10 in penal land

>>76075631
I think the Cartels would win. They have more money and are more vicious

>>76075684
She doesn't date autists

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>>76075690
its a 10 anywhere

>>76075700
yeah, theyre mean fucks

>>76075718
I'm not autistic, but I do have downs. Do you think she'll have pity?

>>76075631
Why do you think they don't come up north? I'm sure your cartels are the shit there but they wouldn't be able to do much up here. They are all about intimidation and that doesn't work here.

>>76075737
She's trying really hard to be white

>>76075675
I never met him. He took off before I was born. I just heard through some people that knew him he was laundering money for them and then snitched when the authorities came and asked about it.

http://www.borderlandbeat.com/2013/09/los-gueros-targeted-by-united-states.html?m=1

Doesn't mention that but his name is in the article

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>late for the first time all year
>see this
I love my yankees but c'mon lmao this is crazy

>>76075742
Yeah

>>76075784
I know, right. They're taking this shit too far.

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>>76075753
duh
its not profitable to come on north, theres a gun in every house waiting for you
doesnt mean they'd lose

>>76075760
are italians white?

>>76075772
thats some though shit man

JUDGED

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>>76075784
You gotta milk them every chance you get my man. That's the Yankee way.

Ellsbury is the biggest piece of shit on the planet.

>>76075784
Yeah, I think it's a bit much for a guy who is only in his third month. I wish they would stop comparing him to Jeter too.

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>>76075808
>are italians white?

>>76075811
keke

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What if Aaron Judge becomes a bust? All of this will be so awkward

>>76075837
we'll still have his defense.. r-right

>>76075812
ifIwerethatdogi'dhaveaboner!

but yeah it's kinda embarrassing as fuck and kinda of tacky

>>76075819
exactly, and it's gonna be real shitty if he sucks for a season or so. or if he sucks forever and this season is a weird aberration

>>76075837
I remember everyone jumping on Shelley Duncan's dick when he had that good month. I saw so many wearing his number

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>>76075854
He was never regarded for his defense. That's one aspect of his game that I really think will regress to the mean.

>>76075808
Are you really trying to say that your cartels would win against people from the S. Bronx? Also I'm from little Italy and I guess we're white.

>>76075833
spero

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>>76075870
when was the last time south bronx guys took down a helicopter?

>>76075867
>shelly duncan holy shit you just transported me through time, I was at a game a handful of years ago and two greasy wall street fucks were saying how his offense was shit and he wouldn't hit any bombs, next pitch he hit one out to right field for a solo shot

>>76075867
>>76075904
I didn't mean to greentext all of that

>>76075921
We forgive you.

Do the Yankees need to be taught how to turn a double play?

>>76075901
maybe back in the day cartel would lose this is what it used to look like in the South Bronx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AVzkTd9R44

>>76075931
Both were soft hit balls

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YANKEES WIN. THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YANKEES.WIN!

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WOWEEEEEEEE BETANCES IS ELITE

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ballgame

>>76075951
Thats footage from Escape from New York

YANKEES WIN N SHEEEEIT

Soler is horrible somebody send him on a car trip in the Dominican pls

WE DID IT

Betances looks unshook again

See ya tomm lads

>>76075901
When was the last time your cartels did? Most of that is for show. I don't know why we're having about who has a shittier place to live anyway.

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>>76075990
like three months ago? idk is fun i guess

>>76075976
basically

>>76076013
*argument
Also that chick is ugly, I don't know what your obsession is with her. It's worse than Press.

>>76076054
It's because MEGA MILK

>>76075867

You now remember Shane Spencer.