The ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak

>>76056401
I would just kill myself honestly, if that was me

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Based Manute Bol

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you are close but mistaken

we live in the age of rooney for a reason

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>>76056401

>America in charge of making fun of unhealty body proportions

jej

>>76056645
That's a Canadian. It's been proven.

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>>76056645
>Germans saying anything ever
It does look like you agree with OP though, judging by this photo

>>76059449
Damn, sucks that he has Typhus

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Unironically this

>>76056645
lanklet detected

>>76056401
The question is, is it achievable natty?

>>76059888
>he already had that on his hard drive

>>76059888
>>76059850
WTF Im gay now

>>76056401
Hes a walking acl injury

>>76056401
>>76056524
Dark souls 4 looks like shit

>>76056401
Thank you mr skeletal

>>76056401
Well considering he killed a lion with little more than a stick back in africa yeah I'd say he has the ideal body type.

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>>76059914

>>76056524
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>>76056401

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>>76056401
The ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

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>>76060652

>>76056401
>>76056524
These are shoops, right?

>>76060676
Real talk tho how racist is it that they lightened her skin tone in photoshop.

>>76060676
>/reddit/

>>76060846
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hePuvt8REqE

>>76060864
Slender man is real

>>76060925
Probably, seeing how he's also dead, too.

>>76059919
>finland
You were born gay lad

>>76060925

KILL YOU'RE FAMIL

>>76056401
>saving thumbnails

>>76059888
This is dangerous

>>76060676
COLONIZED

>>76058162
How? It clearly says Flint, MI in the background.

>Only player with more blocked shots than shots taken in the NBA

Bless you Bol

Could you beat Manute Bol in a fight?

maybe i could headbutt him in the balls or something but his superior range is ridiculous

>>76061470
How the fuck does a shot from a 7'7 bloke get blocked

>>76060676
>>76061380
seems more like he's being blacked.

>>76061474
He'd never be able to throw a punch or kick with any force behind it, and he's unbalanced as fuck. Any fighter would destroy him, not even professionals.

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The future GOAT has come

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The ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

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>>76059850

What was meant by this?

>>76061401
bazinga

>>76061631
i can't believe you've done this

>>76061585
When was Jason Whitlock on the cover?

>>76061395
needs to put a bit of beef on
his limbs look incredibly fragile

>>76061498
i think it means he has blocked more shots than actually attempted them personally

>>76061611
Usually it's the bottom of your foot that's dirty and not the rest of the foot

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>>76061611

>>76061585
THICC

>>76061723
He looks even more fragile now

>>76061768
freakisly tall guys never live long

surprised he made it to 47 desu

>>76061741
wouldn't that be the case for all defenders?

>>76061611
Dude, I'm eating

>>76061827
idk, been a while since I played, ask a yank

>>76061827

pretty sure he's the only person who's played a meaningful number of minutes that can say that

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>>76056401
>ideal male body
>dies of Steven Johnson's Syndrome, where skin literally peals off your entire body

lol no

>>76061827
>>76061863
>>76061971
It's pretty rare to get a hand on the ball. Not *crazy* rare, but less than 10% of shots get blocked. A good big man like Hassan Whiteside gets like 3 blocks a game, while anyone who gets decent playing time puts up at least like 10-15 shots. Bol was disciplined enough to know that he couldn't shoot, so he focused on defense; wisely so for someone of his build.

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>>76060846
no

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>>76062009
Based Bol Bol will honor his father and win MVP in 2022

>>76062115
spook'd

>>76061611
Small baller

>>76062105
>you now remember that one night when Manute Bol made 6 threes in a half
Original big boller.

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>>76060847
she's been lightened on a biogenetic level

>>76062448
she's fucking repulsive holy shit

>>76056645
Roll out that gif of this if anyone has it.

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This is the ideal male body

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The ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

>>76056401
Manute Bol and Shawn Bradley had genuinely unnerving/frightening bodies. Like most enormously tall guys just look like giants cause they all have a lot of fat or muscle on them but Bol looked like some sort of creature from a horror movie. Kevin Durant does too but he's not as tall so it's not as unnerving.

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>>76056401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45czWPhWQOI

>yfw Bol STILL holds the 76ers record for most threes in a half

>>76060925
stop joking aro

>>76062754
Max kek.

I can't believe I've never heard about that before.

>>76061395
>basketball is a game of physics you dont appreciate the skill it takes to be a pro XDD

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>plebs think that centers shooting threes is new
>based Nellieball did it for years
>mfw Warrior haters btfo again

>>76062729
The relativity in basketball makes you forget how tall even the shortest players are. 7' and above is freakish.

>>76061578
I'd rather be a manlet than being that.
Holy shit it's creppy. And must be hell being him.
And probably can't even play basketball.

>>76061578
>That spinal curvature

Nah senpai that ain't the one.

>>76063933

some english guy was signed into the NBA just because he was 7'6". had never played basketball before

>>76056401

That african lad needs many a burger. I'd put in a mcmenu diet until it stops being cringy.

>>76061578
how does he even function properly

>>76056465
He was wealthy and very popular. Probably had a harem of women in his country as well. You wish you were Manute Bol on your best day.

>>76061440
JESUS

>>76061578
he acts like that roach guy in Men in Black 1

>>76056401
thanks mr skeltal

He once made like 6 threes in a row. It was against the suns in a blowout during garbage time and he just starts chucking. It's straight kino if anyone has the video.

>>76064657
>>76062754

>>76061578
i hope he can live a life with dignity

>>76064690
Me too

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top left is the ideal male body

>>76061578
Holy shit imagine this guy having a piss in the school toilets. His dick would literally be at the height of your head.

>>76059850
Where are his lats?

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>>76056645
I know, right?

This fatass makes over $500k/year and people donate to him on top of that

>>76065017
It will be ideal for dialysis.

>>76064492
>Probably had a harem of women in his country as well
>harem of africans

Nigga I could probably go out to africa right now and find some dumbass tribe and show them a cell-phone, give them a hamburger and instantly become their god.

>>76065196
wasnt this exactly the fatso who complained about not heaving healthcate and that he was too poor to thread his fat-induced illnesses lmao

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>>76065243

>7'7

WEW

>>76061568
you fucking leaf im so triggered by your shitposting.

I'm taller than average, like 6' 3" and im not particularly muscular. What short people don't understand though, is that tall people can generate serious force much greater than their actual muscle strength.

angular FUCKING velocity you fucking gay little leafy FAGGOT

w = angular velocity

L = length of limbs

p = momentum = wL

TALLER FUCKING PEOPLE WITH LONGER LIMBS CAN GENERATE MUCH LARGER FUCKING MOMENT ARMS YOU FUCKING FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGGOOOTTTTTTTTT

GOD DAMMIT FUCK YOU

MANUTE BOL WAS A PROFESSIONAL FUCKING ATHELETE THE GUY DIDN'T FUCK AROUND HE WOULD SMASH YOUR FUCKING FACE REALLY FUCKING HARD.

SURE UFC FIGHTERS ARE GONNA BEAT HIM BECAUSE THEYRE PROFESSIONAL FIGHTERS BUT SOME FUCKING MANLET HOOLIGAN WITH SOMETHING TO PROVE IS GOING TO GET A BIG FUCKING BOL FIST LITERALLY ALL THE WAY THROUGH HIS SKULL

YOURE A BITTTTCHHHHH

>>76062115
This is why basketball is a joke. I kekd hard when Lolo Jones blew that WNBA player the fuck out.

>>76065281
>WNBA
there's the issue

Is his son any good?

>>76065298
It is woman vs women. Basketball players that aren't LeGod or Westgod are just specialized lanklets and 90% of them aren't that athletic; they are just athletic for their size.

>>76065279
Tee hee

>>76065245
americans were a mistake

I'll give your mother some angular velocity you baby dick pussy

>>76065279
He couldn't beat his own skin. Thanks for the new pasta though.

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The ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

>>76065340
>implying Giannis doesn't do mind blowing shit every game
kys

>>76065279

A manlet of similar weight class would likely wreck him. Your babby level understanding of physics is hilarious. Angular momentum is defined as the cross product of angular velocity and rotational inertia. Longer limbs have more bone mass to muscle mass compared to shorter limbs meaning it takes far more energy to actually move a longer limb as it must move a greater distance and do so with less muscle mass per lbs. A shorter arm is able to reach a higher angular velocity with significantly less energy so whatever point you're trying to make about this is nonsensical. You cannot assume that a manlet is going to swing his arms at the same speed as a 7'7" guy because he never will. The 7'7" guy would need to be significantly stronger than the manlet to do so. In which case his height wouldn't make the difference anyway.

Bol only weighed 220 lbs. A 5'10" manlet at 220 would tear him apart. Height gives mechanical advantags, mass, and reach. When comparing fighters of equal weights the shorter fighter is going to be stronger, and Bol was so tall that even his simplest movements were slow and clumsy. Bol could probably take most nobodies who fell below his weight class, but anyone getting anywhere near 200 lbs would likely crush him -- professional athlete or not.

>>76061747
kek

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>>76065851
>nerds on my /sp/

>>76061474
you ever play dark souls 2 i imagine it's like the last giant

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>>76061611

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>>76056401
When will they learn?

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>>76065279

Haha, everybody look at this fucking autist

>>76062115

this guy's heart will give out before he's 40

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>>76059888
i like this
i really like this

>>76065281
that dude is actually shit tho
he can barely even run

>>76067234
Oh I'm laughing. Screencapped that shit for future YLYL threads

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>>76056401
>ideal male body

This guy alone proves that basketball is a joke. A giant lanklet is godlike just because he's tall. No need of any skill needed, just be tall. It's like I invent a sport where the guy with the longest feet win.

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>>76061578

>>76061578
>this is a man of average height in Romania

Apologize now midgets

>>76065084
that's perfect for you m8

>>76060864
hahaha
>sticks his hand up in the air
>shoots at a basket and isn't blocked
>top 10 plays
For real dude?

>>76065279
>t. never been in a fight

>>76056401
what a depressing existence

yeah, you're good at basketball, but you have to get all your clothes and shoes specially made like some kind of freak

probably need a special car too

>>76061417
that ref could suck his dick while standing up lel

>>76067830
He shot six threes in like a quarter for that highlight tho.

>>76061377
what was the name of their band?

>>76061578
ROMANIAN MASTERRACE

>>76067886
>he had an NBA career
>gets to play sport for a living
>making a packet doing it
>he had 10 kids by two different women
>you're a nobody on the internet

I think I'd rather be him than you

his kid is a baller too check out "bol bol" probably goin to U.C.L.A

>>76064690
>>76064954
me too bros.

>>76067116
fume knight was a lanket too but he kicked my arse

>>76056569
Is she 4'7?

>>76060847
> lightened her skin tone
Fucking ebony porn.

When I'm looking up black chicks I want to see a black chick, but with lighting tricks they ruin it all.
Fuck those producers so much.

>>76060864

>That one handed 3 pointer

Jeez

>>76056524
His son goes to school near me, unless he graduated already. His son is the same way

>>76065196
>>76065245
SALAD DODGIN

>>76065017
Damn mariana trench between his abs.

>>76060864
that 4th one was goaltending

>>76067802
>this projection

>>76056401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7Syolg4zG4

>>76056465
Ya being rich famous and sucessful must be awful. Keep being a fat faggot neet. That will show them

>>76072205
He played against the Ball kids in the state championship this year, I think

>>76056401
>this is what peak performance looks like.
>a guy with obvious disorders
At least show a naturally tall guy like Giannis

>>76056401
S T I C C

>>76065184
Maybe if he had them he'd stopped getting stripped by manlets on his way to the basket.

>>76061578
wow basketball is a meme sport

>>76065686
If Giannis was 6'0 he would've been a D2 college athlete at best.

Whereas if Isaiah Thomas was 6'11 he'd easily be the greatest player of all time

>>76065279
>lanklets
When will they learn?

>>76056401
17 percent of all 7 footers are in the NBA right now.

Thats how rare being that tall is. So anyone 7'7" is definitely going to get a shot.

>>76065851

t r i g g e r e d

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>>76056645
here you go anon