TOnight
Phillies
1. Cesar Hernandez 2B
2. Freddy Galvis SS
3. Aaron Altherr LF
4. Tommy Joseph 1B
5. Maikel Franco 3B
6. Odubel Herrera CF
7. Cameron Rupp C
8. Michael Saunders RF
9. Jerad Eickhoff SP
Rockies
1. Charlie Blackmon CF
2. D.J. LeMehiau 2B
3. Nolan Arenado 3B
4. Carlos Gonzalez RF
5. Mark Reynolds 1B
6. Gerardo Parra LF
7. Alexi Amarista SS
8. Tony Wolters C
9. Jeff Hoffman SP
This game also marks 1 month since I have started watching baseball. Every Phillies game since then.
So what are the chances the Phillies win at least one in this series?
>>76073513
Slim to none.
Hopefully some heads will roll after we get swept.
Hopefully hitting 7th will teach Doobs to TAKE A FUCKING PITCH
>>76073552
Found a pic of eickhoff
>>76073575
He got through the Kyle Kendrick Nightmare inning, Now he just has to get through one of the many Vince Velasquez nightmare innings
6th for Rockies win
>Rockies have a belly itcher on the mound
Rockies confirmed for winning 1-0 on a game winning balk
>>76073586
Why does he always sweat so much?
>>76073513
I'd almost say it's guaranteed, we can't seem to get a full sweep this season yet. Should be good games, though.
>>76073608
Lets hope so. I always like entertaining baseball.
>>76073608
Well, >we did sweep the Jints
>Altherr's BA dropped 40+ points in a week
Quick inning
Cargo is getting hot again
Can we finally expose Mark Reynolds for being a literal blind man?
fuck
Tight defense on both sides so far
I just want the phillies to be atleast average is that too much to ask?
>>76073816
yes
IT BEGINS
>>76073816
It's what we've wanted for years, my friend.
God fucking dammit that was strike 3
Attaboy Charlie!
Saw that coming.
>>76073896
seriously i have no fucking idea why we haven't replaced all umpires with robots
Just call the game, pete. There's no way we can win
This is fun
>tfw finally a team with enough fans to make a game thread
That should be interference.
Sucks that him and his daughter are gonna get kicked out, but that's how it goes.
>>76074027
>It's the Phillies
IF THESE MOTHER FUCKING NEW YORK REVIEWERS DO THIS ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR TO GOD
>>76074054
git kekd
FUCK YOU NEW YORK
Did the organ player die at Citizens bank park? Game has been way to quiet.
>>76074092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4
Hoffman is looking real sharp. I wondor if Chatwood is sweating yet
>>76074110
Appropriate theme to current phillies.
>>76074116
at worst he goes to the bullpen which would make our bullpen exceptionally beautiful
>>76074117
I know. That's why I picked it.
PARRA
Never ever on base.
Thank you Altherr
Thank you ToJo
>>76074291
Hoffman's first hit!
What the fuck was Nolan doing there
>tfw have a shitload of homework to do but addicted to watching the rockies
>>76074938
>admitting to being in school.
Hoffman is so good
>>76074953
im in college whats the problem
>>76074981
Nothing. I'm just wondering why you still have homework after the semester has ended.
ROOT bullies Spilly too much
>>76075001
hasn't ended yet for all schools
>>76075095
What school do you go to where you're still in class?
>>76075111
one that starts in september and ends the first week of June
Alt Air is the only bright spot for this team right now.
>>76075129
What school is that? Colorado?
>>76075156
im not going to tell you where i am thats creepy dude
>>76075140
A Double(Still bouncing between Double A and A Double), assuming he isn't just Dom Browning it up is a real good hitter and a tremendous defender in left. Though his arm is a question mark
>>76075183
Fine then. I don't want to buy you beer and chicken wings and watch the Rockies with you anyway.
>>76075213
kek the day I meet up with somebody from 4chan is never
>Get a LEADOFF DOUBLE
>Can't even get him to third
>>76075231
>He hasn't met up with people on 4chan
I've met some really good people because of this place.
What a game by Hoffman. The bullpen needed that tonight.
>>76075277
Can't really blame him for wanting to keep his butthole pure.
>7IP 3H 1R 0BB 7K
>>76075321
Need to give your bullpen a rest? Just play the phillies!
>>76075345
>against the Phillies
Not an accomplishment.
>>76075378
So the 2009 World Series isn't an accomplishment because it came against the Phillies?
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>>76075399
>*against the 2017 Phillies
Is that better?
>>76074981
>falling for the college meme
>hypnotize comes on
Saunders time
Why do the Phillies play moonman?
I thought the Red Sox were the racists.
>>76075625
Which means an easy out for the LOOGY
>Saunders has a tragic hairline
>>76075643
>>76075703
It's okay, Whitey will get a hit, then Herrera will strike out on 4 pitches out of the zone
welp, bedtime
Wow, the rockies got a replay in their favor
Don't hurt our catcher, phils
>>76073496
Got back just in time to shitpost.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>phils
>Follies
Damn, I guess Holland won't get save #20 today.
Nolan fucking CRUSHED it
Tacos confirmed.
Peace be unto the ball
NOLAN BOMB
WE GET TACOS
>Gonzales somehow remembered how to hit a baseball
Game.
GG Phillies.
GG Phillies. We'll see you tomorrow