/nrl/ State of Origin team announcements

memeford on pooicide watch

Pearce to blow it again you heard it here first

Darius Boyd on wing watch.

>star fullback Billy Slater has been overlooked for the series opener — with coach Kevin Walters sticking with Darius Boyd at fullback.

Looks like we're back to the good old days of random broncucks shitters getting picked for Origin to top up their wages.

Based kevvie

>>76061994
Literally who?

>>76063036
They're even sticking with Lillyman, Guerra and Thaiday.

And leaving out based DCE to bring in memeford AFTER he plays against the Warriors.

And overlooking Hess and Lowe for Wallace.

And sticking with fucking O'Neil in the centres.

Walters was a mistake.

Based DCE? Hahahahaha

Imagine actually believing Darius Boyd is an above average rugby-league player.

This looks comfy.

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Imagine being a New South Welshman

>MILFORD

kek

KEK

Queensland Maroons Origin I team
1. Darius Boyd (Brisbane Broncos)
2. Corey Oates (Brisbane Broncos)
3. Will Chambers (Melbourne Storm)
4. Justin O'Neill (North Queensland Cowboys)
5. Dane Gagai (Newcastle Knights)
6. Anthony Milford (Brisbane Broncos)
7. Cooper Cronk (Melbourne Storm)
8. Dylan Napa (Sydney Roosters)
9. Cameron Smith (c) (Melbourne Storm)
10. Nate Myles (Manly Sea Eagles)
11. Josh Papalii (Canberra Raiders)
12. Matt Gillett (Brisbane Broncos)
13. Josh McGuire (Brisbane Broncos)
14. Michael Morgan (North Queensland Cowboys)
15. Sam Thaiday (Brisbane Broncos)
16. Aidan Guerra (Sydney Roosters)
17. Jacob Lillyman (Warriors)
18. Johnathan Thurston (North Queensland Cowboys)

>That fucking geriatric QLD pack
NSW will win 3-0.

Billy Slater on pooicide watch

No Coen Hess?

>>76063634

He really just swapped Milford to 6 and JT to 18th man to outsmart Bennett. What a faggot.

>>76063654
You really underestimate how fucking retarded Laurie Daley is don't you?

>>76063699
He hasn't even played a full season of first grade.

>>76062941
>the city of you (poo)

Guarantee NSW will look much worse

>>76063907
Pretty hard to look worse than that shit. Worst QLD team in 10+ years

>>76063634
>Milford
>Oates
>Myles
>Guerra
>Lillyman

Watch NSW still find a way to fuck this up

>>76063944
>he doesnt rate Goates.

Sure is fucking causal in here today

>>76063970
Holmes is unironically a much better option.

>>76063970
As a winger? No

>>76063970
>Borey Slowtes
>Good

KEK

>>76064036
Based Matt.

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M..milford ?

>tfw can't make fun of Milford for not playing Origin

At least he still has no rings and Kangaroos tests

Predicting NSW 2-1

>>76063634
>6. Anthony Milford (Brisbane Broncos)
He will literally carry QLD for the next 5 years and win 4 Origins in that time

Predicting everyone ITT to filter all trippies

>>76063634
Weakest Qld team in years. If NSW fuck this up there is no hope.

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>NSW still wont win

>memeford
HAHAHAHAHAHAA

>>76064569
He is going to get EXPOSED so fucking hard

Fairyevans shitters on suicide watch.

Born to a beta dad who couldn't even make his wife take his name and cucked out of origin by an autistic manlet.

>>76064670
Also has ugly sisters KEK

I am a SuperCoach

>>76064703
Get back to work Kearney

>>76064670
The whole family is Autistic. They all have a inbred look about them

>Bitchlel Piss will unironically be playing origin again this year

>>76064711
>playing the Broncos in the Origin period

"I" have a week off

Imagine being DCE and sitting by the phone thinking that with JT out that you were about to get the call up

>>76064596
Fucking this. Him and the rest of the Broncos are the most overrated pile of garbage in the NRL right now.

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FUCK MANLYBROS WHAT DOES BASED DCE HAVE TO DO TO GET A CALL. THIS ISN'T FAIR QLD LITERALLY SELECTS BAD PLAYERS WHEN THEY HAVE THE FORM HALFBACK OF THE COMP READY TO GO

>>76064821
t.cuckedbybroncGODS

>>76064877
I support the bunnies and we were cucked by the refs more than anything else. Also I'm well aware that my team is pretty shit this year so beating them due to refball just proves my point.

>>76064898
I can see why you are salty. The ref calls in that game were fucking rooted, which has raped souths confidence

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Friendly reminder that I fingered her in high school

thread started smelling a bit bad lads

>>76064953
What school you go to lad?

Reminder that Thugby League is a failing sport kept alive by 3 games every year.

>>76064968
based RC, put your trip back on mate

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>Lost by 2 points

Imagine being that idiot who loses at sc.

just beat some beta by 2 points on supercoach lads

>>76064953
Why didn't you cum inside? Missed opportunity

Scans on Monday morning have revealed the full extent of injuries suffered by Peter Wallace and Bryce Cartwright in the Panthers victory against Newcastle.

Wallace suffered a grade two adductor (groin) tear which unfortunately puts him out of contention for the State of Origin opener next Wednesday.

The Panthers hooker is expected to spend between four and six weeks on the sideline.

does the woman's league have any good waifus?

>>76065021
There was one qt who scored a try in the anzac game. Can't remember her name though.

>>76064985

You should have won man.

>>76065002

Show some respect pls.

>>76065065
It was billy slater

Liam stop shitposting on the pod

>>76065021
Kezie Apps
Sam Bremner

Daniel Tupou MIGHT be getting a late push lads

>>76065139
Deserves it desu. Been in much better form than someone like Hayne or Poogan

Checking in

>>76065112
Ok

lets get this badboy to 100

1. James Tedesco
2. Brett Morris
3. Jarryd Hayne
4. Josh Dugan
5. Blake Ferguson
6. James Maloney
7. Mitchell Pearce
8. Aaron Woods
9. Nathan Peats
10. David Klemmer
11. Boyd Cordner
12. Tyson Frizell
13. Josh Jackson

14. Jack Bird
15. Wade Graham
16. Andrew Fifita
17. Jake Trbojevic

This is the team that the Hearld is reporting

Stop making these fucking threads

anyone smell that?

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>>76065206
>woods

>>76065280

Good post

>>76065273
Gets uglier every time I see this

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>>76065113
:3 Thank you for mentioning me, anon.

>>76065273
Alpha is a state of mind

>>76065289
Looks like a girl version of James Tamou

>>76061994
>new south wales
>sponsored by a victorian beer
can someone explain

Reminder that Thugby League is a dying sport kept on life support by 3 games every year.

Reminder to support the NRL by placing terrible multibets with as many different betting companies as possible.

>>76065374
still posting without your trip i see reality check?

Reminder that the manufactured plastic """rivalry""" that is Origin is the only time 90% of NRL's """fans""" in their heartlands of NSW/QLD actually bother paying attention.

>>76065361
Cuck state

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>>76065206
based motherfucking hayne, NSW will win by 50

>>76065361
>>76065467
And VB's nrl spokesman is a muscular QLDer.

>>76065437
Reminder that I never post without donning the trip, and if I do I'll explicitly state that it was me with my trip on.

Besides I've grown to appreciate League after watching my team win the premiership in the first year I followed it. It's bit very challenging to tip though so it doesn't warrant that much of my attention.

Reminder that Fast Five is on tonight

>Jack De Belin

I swear to fucking god Laurie you big nosed cunt

The fucking STATE of the Maroons.

Fucking KEK

GOOD EVENING MY FAVOURITE ONLINE POOMUNITY!

>no Slater
>no Holmes

LMAOing desu lads

Milford is too much of a Dumb Fob Coconut for Origin desu

Each team is only allowed one token fob, Papalii already fills the Queensland quota.

>>76064953
Hex got ugly af

>this one cucknulla poofter desperately trying to push the holmes isn't a garbage tier shitter meme
KEK

>>76065206
Should start Jurbo over Jackson, Jackson is an edge not a middle.

Just got snubbed for some big shitter despite being a Premiership winner and Test star lads

Does any Eels fan know if Nathan Brown is fucked for this week or what

last /nrl/ general got 1000 posts wtf

>>76065879
Just wait until NSW announce their team and we can all have another laugh

>>76065879
based broncgods thread

I helped get that thread to 1000 all form an orderly line to thank me

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>>76065966
I saw that live lads

>>76063634
Too many blackies

>>76065206
too many blackies

>>76065206
Where's cotric?

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>tfw peak /nrl/ shitposting season starts in 30 mins

Feels good lads

>>76065966
based downsyndrome queensland qt

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oh boy I can't wait for pearce to be announced! this time we will win, r-right guys?

10 minutes until NSW lose the series again

Ehhhhhhh

Lmao the Blues team is absolute rubbish

1 James Tedesco
2 Blake Ferguson
3 Josh Dugan
4 Jarryd Hayne
5 Bret Morris
6 James Maloney
7 Mitchell Pearce
8 Aaron Woods
9 Nathan Peats
10 Andrew Fifita
11 Josh Jackson
12 Boyd Cordner (c)
13 Tyson Frizell
Interchange:
14 David Klemmer
15 Wade Graham
16 Jake Trbojevic
17 Jack Bird
18 Matt Moylan
19 Jordan McLean
20 Jack de Belin

>goylan

based motherfucking hayne

>>76066251
Yee pretty much what everyone thought. Is Shannon Boyd injured or something?

Maybe Graham should be starting over Jackson? And Frizell plays edge for the Dragons, he might be better off the bench.

>>76065966
me bottom right

>>76066251
>Jordan "The Crippler" McLean

Which Peenslander will he incapacitate if given the opportunity lads?

Reminder that Thugby League is a dying sport, and without Origin would have died it's long overdue death.

>>76066268
Boyd is not injured he just sucks this year.

>>76066251
Kek

Imo I'd take Hayne and Morris out, Bird centre and put James Roberts on the wing and Peachey on the bench

Otherwise I agree with pretty much everything else

>>76066302
Well in my opinion I'm glad you're not a fucking selector

>>76066302
t. Aboriginal person

>>76066309
>Abos
>Supporting NSW

awww Moylan got picked on the extended bench :3

>>76066275

If he wants to win he should "accidentally" hospitalize P**ts at training so Farah can come in.

>PEEts

>>76066251
Yeah pretty much the team I predicted. They'll win the series and 3-0 is not out of the question.

>>76066302
Roberts would be wasted on the wing. Him being at centre on the side Oates is playing on would be free metres. Literally just hold the pass up and burn them through the hole. Or Oates panics and just give the winger the ball. Peachy should be on the bench just because he's such a utility player especially considering this origin team has a fuck ton of injury prone players. Peachy can slot in almost anywhere.

Tell me about the Moylan, why do people bully him?

Imagine being that guy who thinks Paul Vaughn should have been selected

Not quite sure how woods got selected lads, would much rather Paul Vaughan get a run.

Just cook a rib eye steak in garlic butter lads. Shit was fucking great

Sold some kid a tub of my frozen cum earlier today and told him it was garlic butter lads

Just put this faggots rib eye steak in between my arse cheeks while he wasn't watching lads

>5 Abos in NSW
>4 in Queensland

Why are Queensland so racist lads?

>>76066485
based walkie

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Reminder

>>76061994
victorian here whens game 1

>>76066553
Never Victoria will be overrun by Africans before Origin

We need to a word combine Sudan with Melbourne lads

>>76066592
Nice English faggot

Do you wanna go back and fix that shit up? Because it's doing my head in

Ill do your head in a minute if youre not careful m8

>>76066608
Meant for >>76066604

why didnt fatty's son paul get picked?

Who the fuck is Matthew Vautin?

I'm going to have a strategic loss in round 12.

Based me.

>Milford leads the NRL competition in errors with 25 this season.

>>76066817
#lose2win

Didn't get selected for origin lads

>>76066870
Unlucky Based Chudders

Inb4 based JT limps off the field after the first 5 minutes and QLD loses 3-0

>>76066878
I'll be there next year though. Peats is okay, but compared to me he's nothing.

reality cunt on aborted narrative watch.

>>76065441
based reality check

>>76065775
GOOD post

boys i'm going on that cruise from brisbane to sydney for game 2. kev better sort his shit, i don't want to go see a fucking blowout

inb4 JT gets brought out in a wheelchair by some old maroons cunt before the match and the rabid queenslanders start screaming like fucking apes deapite only paying attention to the footy when origin is on and then their pathetic team of dinos goes on the lose 3-0 and they blame the refs

based dce will get called up for the dead rubber game 3 and qld will lose and dce will get abused in the press by every qld journo and scapegoated for their lose

>>76066855
Based Warnie

>Thurston's last origin is a NSW 3-0 whitewash

Talk about a perfect farewell.

>>76067089
>The rapist is now the rape victim

poemtry

Pretty sure the Warriors are in their death throes.

Everybody is talking about disbanding the warriors. Which would be the end of League in this country.

>>76067029
You should consider working for TGM mate.

Just got the Origin script delivered to my office lads. Interesting storyline this year.

just tricked some faggot kid into thinking origin will have an interesting storyline this year

Remember when NRL used to make every single meme in this board? Good times.

>>76067226
Walkie lost his meme making mojo

Just got called out for being from /nrl/ in /pol/ lads

just called out some faggot kid on /pol/ for being from /nrlel/ lads

>>76067273
meant for >>76067264

>>76067150

Their owners are some of the richest guys in New Zealand and if they did want out then the NRL would keep them afloat

Brainstormed some new memes lads. Will roll them out across the origin period.

Some cunt is going to make wait for new memes lads

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MUH LOYALTY
MUH PICK AND STICK
MUH SLATER

>>76067427
This really ruffles my feathers.

Slater is the incumbent who was only ruled out through injury. The line they kept using was that if a Queenslander loses his spot due to injury, he will get it back once he is fit again. Slater is fit again and should have regained his position based on this policy.

Walters is ruining the culture.

>>76067448
Its really cozy how Inglis JT and Slater all died at the same time

Smith will be next and Cronks just gonna quit

How lucky for QLD to have so many elite players peaking at once

>>76067521
They all could have retired on a high after 2015, but only Hodges took advantage of this situation.

>>76067521
>Smith
>Getting injured

More likely he'll quit to go be CEO of Commonwealth Bank

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>>76067580
Assistant to the CEO of Commonwealth Bank

>>76067184
whats tgm

>>76067774
https://www.tgmgroup.com/

>>76067774
https://twitter.com/realtipgod

>>76069045
we raised him well at CBHS lewisham

we're a prideful group

Imagine going to an all boys school

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lads

just watched the new twin peaks lads

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>>76074737
>mfw Wally

>>>/b/733417553

>>76067521

We need a new generation anyway

imagine being dce lads

PEEM

Any NRL players from Manchester?

Is this the eternal /origin/?

>DCE not picked
Based. Manly will now get a free 2 points every week in origin, because they arent missing their best players

bucket of popcorn chicken, 3x wicked wings and a frozen solo

>nsw will fluke a win against memethony memeford
>gayley will still pick graham, piss, and poots
>qld will sweep the series 2-1

Cap this post

>>76079727
>Sweep
>2-1

That's not how it works

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>>76079727

>>76079842
epin :D

>>76079645
>solo

dropped

Tricked Laurie into picking a team of losers lads

L-lads, can I watch the first leg of State of Origin with you?

Thread just started reeking lads

>>76080202

Sure thing, anon! :D

Tricked goyim into believing the State of Origin is a real rivalry and isn't just a $150k paid holiday

There was a brazilian guy in one of my tafe classes a few years ago who was really friendly and polite, but I couldn't understand a single word he said so whenever he said anything I just smiled/laughed and nodded.

>>76080322
Spray it again champ

how many players have you got this week for supercoach?
I'm at 14 and think it'll be enough

>>76080360

16. I planned for 17 but Milford got selected for Origin.

I've got 69, dude

>>76080362
origin players don't play this week?
fuck, make that 10 this week then

>>76080366

That's rough. It won't matter too much if you're head to head only though. Just try and one-up your opponent and you should be good.

>>76080380
yeah head to head the other bloke is in the same position
just gonna captain surgess and pray

>>76080392

Keep in mind you can VC loop this round with no risk involved.

>>76080351
It was me.

>>76080360
11 named, 12 if there's a late inclusion

Walkgod

Nate Myles keeps getting picked only because his father Gene Myles is a selector.

Just committed the sin of nepotism lads.

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do you remember?

Pearce got humiliated that night, but this time it's Milford playing.

Milford will end up looking the fool, while King Pearce smiles.

>>76080598
Based JFBF

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I love how the blues think they have a chance.
kek
KEK
K E K

Yes believe so it will make your defeat all the more cum inducing.

>>76080624
>laughing_geriatrics_who_aren't_playing_origin_ever_again.jpg

Reminder that Milford is a robot piloted by Based Alfie.

Going to try playing endless space 2 while jerking off furiously at the upcoming QUEEENSLANDER maroon wash in origin lads.

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You now remember goylan

All Mitchell Pearce has to do to win everyone over is to punch Anthony Milford right in the fucking face

>>76080624
Neither of those guys play for Manly.

>>76079606

While im over the moon that Myles is gone is saddens me that Jake and Tom are both out.

>>76080664
>trying to hurt the milf
>laughing refs.jpg

>>76080664
>go for a rest for 10 mins
>memeford out for whole match with concussion

seems like a smart thing to do

>>76080661
awww he actually thought he was going to tackle him :3

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It's so deep literally every frame is full.

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>>76079606
>Jake Turbo out

>>76080674
>fatfita
>klemmer
Jakeys going to be playing big minutes isnt he?

>>76080681
>cronk gets the ball more often

Worry.png

>>76080774

Fifita can play big minutes. It'll probably be Klemmer and Frizell coming off.

>>76080787
Should punch Cronk then.

>>76080800
>JT comes off the bench

>>76080725
If you still support NSW you are a cuckold.

>heh, they just play shit and get coached shit for over a decade but it's ok because we're born in the same state :PP
>there's lebs born in granville and if you made the whole NSW team lebs i'd still support them over fucking QUEENSLANDERS :PPPP

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hi

>>76080947
fat cunt

>>76081000
no, it's me Sean

Hi new buddies, is this cool thread getting to a 1000 as well? I helped with the last one remember remember?

NSW linup needs more people of Colour

>>76081358
no

>>76081828
the lovely nia everybody

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Go to sleep you bunch of dole budging cunts.

>>76081865
Me with the $30 salad

I came in some $30 dollar salad just before lads

>>76081865
full time student on austudy

fuck the dole im white rich

Last post for based me.

>>76081991
racist

>>76081865
Oh so this is the great looks of Australian football fans. KEK WHITE POWER huh

>>76082077
NGUNNAWALLED

>>76082077
Pretty awkward looking CEO of Football there
She was probably giving him a hoppa

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https://www.beyondblue.org.au/get-support/get-immediate-support

Just a friendly reminder if anyone is feeling sad there is help available lads.

>>76082111
she lets you put it in her pooper
>>76082127
she gives handy's under the maccas table during the first date

>>76082140
>my wifes kids

>>76082189
Wife material
Although
>33
>still single and looks like that
She's been ridden a few times

>>76082077
back when GI was just starting I met a waitress who fucked him

she was almost exactly like the one in pic related, just younger

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>>76082249

>>76082189

I strongly believe this girl is of Indian heritage.

>>76082276
probably one of those half white maoris

half white indians usually get weird features

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>>76082269
BACK the F**K OFF

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>>76082306
*maces you* CREEP

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Forgot one of my NRL related tinder pics

>>76082430
Any more?

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*swipes right furiously*

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>>76082442
A couple.