/brg/ - Brasileirão General

The only leagues with parity are Liga MX and MLS

Same 3 teams winning isn't parity.

>>76017070
Brasileirao had 11 different champions in the last 20 years, no league compares

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Don't really follow or know anything but did this cheeky 2 quid bet. How likely/unlikely is this? I picked based on the results of first week.

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Eurico Miranda is watching this thread

Who /cartola/ here?

>>76018360
Vasco will blow the fuck out of Bahia.

Flamengo loss was not that bad, Palmeiras is gonna try to win Brasileirão and Libertadores, they will end with none. Flamengo has more chances of winning a title now.

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>>76020867
Focusing only on getting money now, had to change the team because Matheus Sávio wont play

>>76020918
delusional

>>76020906
Complete delusion
>>76020918
You too

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>>76020867
Help me out m8s, I missed the first round and only could afford this shit team. Is it worth it?

>>76021197
I think so

>>76018360
Only unlikely result there is the Chape x Palmeiras draw, and it's no impossible feat. Honestly, barring the Palmeiras win, I'm expecting exactly what you put there to happen.

>>76017070
They literally have the same amount of champions in the last 20 years.

I am really intrigued by the Brasileirao. I watched Flamengo - Atletico Mineiro and Corinthians - Chapecoense last week and eventhough they weren't the best matches I still am very much open to watch the league.

I used to like Internacional (actually have an Aranguiz kit) but they're in Série B now.

I was just wondering, is there anywhere to watch comprehensive highlights? Like something that isn't just the goals. Globo Esporte is geo-blocked and if I'm being completely honest I can't be bothered to set up a proxy everytime I want to watch highlights.

>>76021880
they aren't very fast at taking things down on youtube. if you search "team A team B" and filter it by upload date you'll probably find it.

GREMIO are our guys

Vasco da Gama 4 lyf

>>76021880
Flamengo are at it again today, though I don't know if it will be a very nice match, considering they're under pressure after being eliminated from Libertadores last match and Atletico Goianiense are a poor adversary.

Santos x Coritiba is gearing up to be a borefest. Coritiba is locked in low-to-midtable for years now (pic related) and Santos hasn't been able to live up to the hype yet.

Chape - Palmeiras seems to be today's most watchable match, but I feel that Flamengo's might have more goals since both teams are pretty bad at defending.

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>>76022484
Forgot pic

>>76021880
Just search up the names of the teams playing and the result on youtube, you can easily find the highlights in decent quality, we dont have so many copyright issues here in hueland. example in hand: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=645_7F2-lg0&t=31s
Also, you should watch Chape x Palmeiras, chape at home are always interesting, and Palmeiras will play a mixed side but their reserves include a lot of exciting prospects and some good players (in fact, most of their backups would be starters in nearly every team in the league).

>>76021943
>>76022484
>>76022509
>>76022992
Thanks bros. Lastly, any chance any of you could recommend me some good samba/bossa nova?

>>76023140
Sarcofago - INRI

>>76023140
Bezerra da Silva, Cartola, Originais do Samba, Jorge Aragão, Raça Negra.
>>76023178
Kek.

>>76023224
yes, that is more my thing, but anyway isn't
João Gilberto essential for bossa nova ?

>>76023313
I posted samba only, Bossa Nova is for degenerates and leftists.

>>76023395
Elaborate m8, I fucking love jazz and samba.

VAMO GRÊMIO CARALHO

>>76023445
He's a philistine, don't list to him. Bossa nova is patrician asf.

>>76023445
Listen to Carioca Funk. É uma delícia

>>76021197
>bahia players

>>76023445
listen to real avant garde patrician music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fs44pDwrDj8

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>>76023920
kek

Brazil prez Temer will make a live speech in 8 bings, any bets on what he will say?

>>76024192
It'll definitely be some bullshit.

>>76024192
O FLAMENGO É UMA VERGONHA NACIONAL
BOA TARDE.

Temer ded D:

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>tfw Lula 2018

>>76023846
You should focus on getting at least 150 cartoletas before really trying to get points

B A H I A
A
H
I
A

Anyone know where the Santos match will be broadcast?

>>76017185
The Argentinian league is pretty close I think

>>76026217
Firstrow lol.

STREAMS?????

I am loathe to admit it, but Santos are playing very nicely right now.

>>76026873
Use a search engine, you fucking mong.

>>76021197
>I have this round's worst player so far on my team
go coxa

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>alecsandro

VANDERLEI VANDERLEI VANDERLEI VANDERLEI VANDERLEI VANDERLEI VANDERLEI VANDERLEI VANDERLEI VANDERLEI VANDERLEI VANDERLEI VANDERLEI VANDERLEI VANDERLEI VANDERLEI VANDERLEI VANDERLEI VANDERLEI VANDERLEI VANDERLEI VANDERLEI

Thank you.

VAN DER LEI!

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goat confirmed

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKChV_aBLcc

Is this the GOAT Brazilian song?

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>>76017053
Guerrero won't play. Probably is fucking a lot of footypussy on his hotel room!

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>>76029537
>that font

>>76029537
what the fuck is wrong with your font

>>76029794
>>76029786

>samsung poorfag

>>76029514
great pick, but verdade should be our anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lof621HmRE

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>>76029966
>mulambo calling actual people poorfags

>>76029537
que font mais apaneleirada foda-se

>>76026362
you guys have apertura and clausura, so like 11 in 40, no comparison.

Internacional is making their first home game at série B

>>76029514
Not even the best in that DVD desu famalam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5W8DftTG40

>>76030591
>implying Seu Jorge's Zé do Caroço isn't the ultimate version of that song

>>76030644
Never said the opposite

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Name a better team.

PROTIP: You can't.

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>>76031083
*eliminates you*

>>76031110
/goodguys/

>>76031110
>anywhere but SP
Absolute scum.

>>76031361
>le be absolute dogshit for nearly 10 years team

>>76030395
aqui se diz "aviadada", mas o sentimento é o mesmo...

Oh for fuck's sake, is 71 gonna be Chape's 96?

THE CITY OF PALMEIRAS

lmao BINter

Give me one good reason why /chape/ won't win the league.

>>76032019
hasn't only even been a year m8 relax, chape won't stay at the top for long anyways

>Internacional
>DRAW against "ABC"
>Literally tie against babby's first team

>>76035135
ABC and ASA are eternal Série B teams.

palm trees

>>76036240
Lost.

>>76036240
You meant Crefisa

>>76017070
difference is that Brasileirao doesn;t has ass-dumb playoffs nor salary cap, and they have to bear with an actual competent continental schedule too.

>>76026362
>>76030440
not taking sides here, just gonna share the actual stat just because

since 1997
> 38 tournaments
> 12 champions

> River Plate 9
> Boca Juniors 9
> Velez Sarsfield 5
> San Lorenzo 3
> Lanus 2
> Racing 2
> Newell's 2
> Estudiantes 2
> Arsenal 1
> Banfield 1
> Argentinos Jrs 1
> Independiente 1

how often the winner of the first round in Brasileirao ends up being the champion?

The game is in 6 hours, boys. I'm scared.

>>76039804
What game?
btw vai dormir, seu merda

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>>76039856
Vasco x Bahia

>>76039896
Are you unironically a Bahia fan?

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>>76039925
>implying not Based Baêa

>>76038480
what do you mean? leader of the first half of the league winning it in the end? 11 out of 14 (league format started in 2003)

Are Bahia resting their starting XI today?

Put some money on Vasco for no reason otherwise.

>>76042390
mixed team

>>76042390
Vasco is better regardless

Pikachu used Thunderbolt!!!!
It's super effective!!!!
Vasco 1-0 Bahia

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BASED PIKACHU!

THE RESPECT IS BACK!!!!!
2-0

>>76018360
>>76020906
told ya

Defense doing shit today

2-1

MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

Botafogo when?

>>76047023
who cares lol

>>76047023
5 bongs
>>76047063
Any expert in football that wants to appreciate their tactics.

>>76047063
I do
do you want me to watch your ligue or not?
porra Joao

>Armero

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Disapointment today but full energy for wednesday

How is Pikachu playing?

>>76047825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrlip662H1s

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REBAIXADO É O CARALHO

>>76047286
>wants to watch our league
>going to watch botafogo
M8, botafogo is the brazilian Racing, except even Racing won something in the past few years

>>76047286
please watch atletico-pr x gremio

>>76048293
>stop liking what i don't like
>stop doing what i don't
Just let him be.

>>76048378
>cant reinforce my taste >>>> your taste
Why live?

>>76048353
btw, it's the only match between two libertadores teams that qualified to the knockout phase

>>76048477
>implying gremio wont pull a flamengo and lose 2-0 at home

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>>76048527
>implying king Arthur would let that happen

>>76048527
but aren't they qualified already?

>>76048567
Is he actually good or just a meme player? I remember Grêmio supporters hyping Jailson like he was the next César Sampaio, and he ended up being shit.

>>76048568
If they lose 2-0 at home the next game they are out.

>>76048799
>Is he actually good or just a meme player?
His passing ability is very good, only the time will tell if he'll get better or will be just another mediocre midfielder. Jailson was never good tho.

eating pastel de queijo rn

>>76050137
queijo coalho?
I miss the pasteis de carne da rua siriri no centro de Aracaju so much

>>76050152
queijo minas with orégano

what the fuck was that Bahia's goalkeeper? fuck man, every goalkeeper turns into fucking neuer when they play against Vasco.

3/45

>>76050221
UMA DELÍCIA

>>76051247
That's because we have a bunch of shitters that can't finish for shit. Thank fuck >Thalles isn't our main striker anymore

>the city of alt mineiro

>>76053038
(You)
A virada vem

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> barrios é uma mer-
O estado absoluto do Crefisa FC

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Is he an autist

>>76055309
Absolutely retarded

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>This shitty CAP team eliminated flamingo

>>76055400
>with a Cazalbé goal

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>that one player trying to dribble Geromito and getting BTFO

>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""furacão""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

Did CAP played with their B team?

>>76055250
UNSTOPPABLE

>>76055859
No
>>76055250
>subbed
Not so durable anymore, huh

>>76055993
So they're """"tired""". CAP is dogshit.

I need a name for my cartola team, senpaitachi.

>>76056061
4chan faggot

>>76056061
Ramiro F.C.

Nino Paraíba is World Class

>>76053225
E a virada veio?

>>76056748
Baixando virada: 0%

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>>76056782

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>EU ACREDITO

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>>76057038
>Atlético-MG pode vencer o Bayern de Munique no Mundial

>>76058766
MAZEMBE'D

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>only on 375 teams
Shame on you all

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*blocks your path*

>>76059069
The very real "tranca-rua"

>>76059054
sorry, lindoso. at least i put carli and victor luis

what kind of name is fucking "Vanderlei" for fucks sake? Why do brazilians have such retarded names like neymar, keirrison or robson? Why can't they just name their kids normal portuguese names like Joao and shit

>>76059993
'Vanderlei' (or 'Wanderley') is actually a pretty common name. It's a leftover from when the Dutch were here ('Van der Leij').

All the other names? We're idiots who desperately want to be American.

>>76059993
I don't know why people like to be "creative" when naming their kids. Although Robson is not retarded. And maybe vanderlei

>>76059993
It's the same shit all over American continent, with Mexicans naming their kids Brian and Americans, LaQuinsha Jarrome.
This shit isn't exclusive to Brazilians.

just checked
our guys Gremio won again

>>76060217
But Laquinsha is for niggers in America and Brian is for indians and nacos in Mexico (we call them shumos here).

I guess most of the white population in brazil has traditional names, but still there are some white brazilians like Ayrton Senna and Rubens Barrichello

>>76060058
>Robson is not retarded

yes it is. literally filho do roubo.

>>76060942
Rubens is a regular name. I'll give you Ayrton, though.

>>76060942
one of the most idiotic and common naming customs here is taking foreign surnames and making them given names, you already posted two, others would be "Wagner" and "William". Another fucking retarded one: making nicknames a real name, like actually naming your kid "Alex", when it's just a shortened form of "Alexandre".

feels good to have a regular roman name.

>>76061103
>"William"
That's a given name, though.

I'll agree on your last point: Having a Roman name is awesome.

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Any /cartola/ lads here?

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>tfw having a misspelled foreign name
>random people I met with once calling me by name

>>76061321
IS THERE ANYONE WHO CAN STOP THIS MAN?

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>>76061321
uhhh I dont wanna talk about it

>>76061321
Still waiting for the SPFC game, I hope they tear a new hole on Avaí

>>76061749
Under normal circumstances, it would be easy.

Unfortunately, São Paulo are being coached by a retard. Enjoy your draw.

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>>76059993
nigga...chapins name their kids Gerber and shit

>>76061920
CHICANO

True, but as I said here >>76060942 it's pretty much reserved for the lower kinds of people lol

>>76061749
I still have one player to go on that game.

>>76061823
DEFENSA
Y
JUSTICIA

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Who /out of the relegation zone/ here?

>tfw all clubs from your state won this round
not so fast paulishits

>>76063335
You'll be back.

>>76061505
hahah man, you failed hard on this

>Mfw ease campeonato pode ser um dos mais apertados da história


SHIT IS GONNA BE GUD

Will I be welcome as a Gremio supporter?

>>76061505
>bahia
>ponte
Meua migo
Ao menos colocasse alguem do avaí, que tem alguma chance e tal.

Who is /avaí/ here?

>>76066199
It's hard to do this with 100 cartoletas
>couldn't go with the guys that went well in the first round because they doubled their prices
>couldn't go with the guys that were awful in the first round because they would make me lost cartoletas even if they went well
>couldn't go with half of the guys who didn't play in the first round because everyone in a big team is overpriced af

>>76066124
>Mfw ease campeonato pode ser um dos mais apertados da história

Maybe at the top.

Meanwhile at the bottom, 3 of the 4 relegation spots already have their placeholders.

>>76066164
Yes
VAMO GREMIO CARALHO

>>76066164
Depends. Do you like scum?

>>76067073
You missed the first round, didn't you?!

hora de secar os bambis

>Hawaii
kek
The more shitty teams the beter, I need at least 4 to keep Vasco up

>Avai
>meias
>Marquinhos
Não pode se

>>76073835
Paulo Baier pt. 2

>São Paulo are only winning 1-0 from Avaí
>Avaí dominated most of the match anyway
God damn it, Rogério Ceni. Prove me wrong, you fucking vermin.

Also,
>only twelve thousand people in the Morumbi
Pathetic.

>>76074875
>only twelve thousand people in the Morumbi
Nice "mobilization" SPFC fans lmfao
Or maybe they're just waiting the ticket prices to go as low as R$20,00 again

o globo

>>76073870
Paulo Baier was good at least. Marquinhos is awful.

UMA DELICIA

>>76071533
>You missed the first round, didn't you?!
well, yeah

>>76060050
If somthing I have to thank for to Falkland War is that we didn't end up with the trend of the english names.

>>76077660
Has that really helped, though? I mean, something that I often hear is that Argentinians are a bunch of Italians who speak Spanish and think they're English. I was under the impression that wanting to be English was a common thing over there much like over here there are too many idiots trying to imitate the Americans.

>>76077759
Yeah but tanitos always managed to get away with their mental gymnastics
> I want an anglo name
> what do you mean I can't
> Well I didn't want to anyway, ITALIAN PRIDE BRO
> I know I'm gonna name my son, Jorge. Prideful son of Calabria (((napoles)))

memes aside, it was mostly north/eastern european immigrants & southamerican immigrants that were more affected by the english name ban. I don't know how does that falls between the indio names and the old-spaniard names, but I would rather have people named Nahuel, Evaristo and Ernestina rather than George or Shannon

>>76077934
>I would rather have people named Nahuel, Evaristo and Ernestina rather than George or Shannon
So would I, to be perfectly honest. Some English names have translated well enough, but others are just painful.

The worst part is when fucking favelados decide to use English names. I mean, it's bad enough when middle-class parents decide to name their daughter Stephanie or Juliette, but, well, my dad, who used to work in a, ah, poor part of town, had a colleague named Johnlennon. Yes, that was his first name. Or my mother, who's a teacher, and had a student named Madein because his mum saw 'Made in Taiwan' in some trinket and thought that'd be a lovely name. The guy at the registry refused to let her name the poor kid that, so she settled for 'Madein'.

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>>76078085
>So would I, to be perfectly honest. Some English names have translated well enough, but others are just painful.

yeah, it also backlashed for some names that "we" didn't even consider anglo names (pex Jonathan, Martin, Lucas, Sofia, etc).

> had a student named Madein because his mum saw 'Made in Taiwan'
kek

>>76075022
Marquinhos gave me a Libertadores in Football Manager 15.

>>76078847
Yeah, well, FIFA games actually made Oscar a competent player, which we all know isn't true in real life.

>>76078085
When I was in Brazil, I remember a dude in my college who was named "Maicongeckson". People only called him "Mike".

>>76081034
Another student of my mother's is called 'Taguerwoodson'. As in 'Tiger Woods'. Yep.