How would /r9k/be different if it had been GHOST9001? as the

>>34777338
It would actually make sense, since most ghosts aren't noticed or cared about in the normal society. And so are us robots.

>>34777338

It makes sense with when you started browsing too. The old you died and you're a ghost now

>>34777373
I rather be a ghost than a robot. I imagine a ghost can be successful at things and have a decent life. Where robots are complete failures.

>>34777461
>being better than an average human in every aspect
vs
>being a human that cant even interact with the physical world
yeah ghosts have it much easier than robots

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>TFW you try to say something in a group of fleshies and they all ignore you

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>Only a phantom

damn this is a good idea

>>34779018
>>34778776
Is dis fresh oc?
Hmm

>>34777338
The Stirner fags would be extremely annoying

>>34780487
Spooks?
Dang theres merit here

>>34777338
Hot Damn thats an original idea anon!

>>34777338
FUCKING FLESHIES GET OFF MY BOARD
WOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>34777338
>posters don't exist
that's pretty deep dude

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>Tfw you're so detached from society you can't even socialize with ghosts or phantosm because you're a fucking spirit

>>34780957
kek almighty


>edgar allen posting
>people actually following through with suicide pacts for science
>Ouija boarding
>skinwalking

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>ghosts
>filled with regret about a wasted life

>robots
>filled with regret about a wasted life

You get the same candy wearing different costumes.

addison gets laid

>>34780989
>still get to make /mischeif/ threads too

>>34781010
I imagine a ghost can be somebody who can live on their own and be functional.

>be ghost
>accidentally drop a dish when making my latenight sandwich
>the fleshies hire a priest to do exorcism
>suddenly homeless again
wat do?

Well people always say they should split r9k to have the original content board and the NEET/Virgin/Beta board. There you go. Robots and Ghosts.

>>34780338
ghosts would be a million times better holy shit

>>34780957
>tfw /g9k/ is full of spooks

>Work at a grocery store for 11 years.
>Run the natural foods department.
>I'm the only person in that department.
>Over the years I seen people come and go.

It's like I'm haunting the place.

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Fucking fleshies. It's just not fair!

>>34781010
We're talking about the symbolism, a robot is a fucking robot, it doesn't have regret because it's a fucking piece of metal with circuitry in it.

Then again we have apathetic depressed people who don't feel anything anymore so they're closer to robots than ghosts.

The robot 9000 program was developed and named by the folks at xkcd before the board was created, newfags. It wasn't a stylistic choice. The "robots" meme came later.

>>34777338
What about instead of only unique posts are allowed, only duplicate posts are allowed?

>>34781481
>implying we don't know that
It's just a 'what if' thread anon, it's not serious.
Would you rather another 10 tranny shill threads?

Fucking fleshies, wooOOoooOooOOOo get out wooOOooOOoOooOoOoo!

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>ewww look it's Casper
>I heard he got friendzoned again
>should we vacuum him up?
>no, he's harmless

>>34781503
Wyf?
How wiyld tgat even work?

>>34781573
>tfw only a class 10 apparition

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>post about cigarettes on >>>/g9k/
>fucking fleshies screech with their health fag shit
>Just want to
R E S T I N P E A C E
E
S
T

IN

PEACE

Ghost posting for the win

>>34781865
>tfw oneitis tricked me and did not kill herself at the same time as we agreed
>tfw no gf to ghostpost with

>>34781511
This is a sincere, original apology, anon. My autism got the better of me.
>implying most posters knew that

instead of bumping a thread back to the top we would spook it back to the top

It would have fit a lot better.

But the robot is the thing that makes us never say the same thing twice so it wouldn't work

This board has been haunted by the virgin ghosts of all the robots that have killed selfs over the years for a long time. New fags leave.

>BARON WRAITHCOCK shoots ECOTOPLASM all over VICTORIA'S BOSOM while YOU post on /g9k/

>>34783007
spooking this thread
sounds kinda weird Tbh