ITT redflags for guys
>he calls Ash "Satoshi"
>he picks something other than a fire starter
>he plays Pokemon competitively instead of having fun
>he doesn't use Oxford commas
>he's on the libertarian side of the political compass
>he's something other than ottermode or underweight
>he doesn't like the Cat in the Hat movie
>He isn't black
>>34906545
He is shorter than 6'4
>>34906558
>His dick is smaller than 9"
>>34906222
>he wastes trips on autistic shitty bait
>(s)he isn't on the libertarian side of the political compass
Also that Cat in the Hat movie WAS garbage desu senpai
>>34906222
>he's not fourteen-eighty-eight ethical veganaryanmasterrace
instantaneous deal breaker toobeeonnest
>>34906222
Fuck that was me except for the Libertarian part
>>34906222
Wow, literally all I have to do is lose weight.
>>34906222
>he isn't pansexual
Like how can one not find frying pans attractive?
>always picking the fire starter
sorry, i'm not an autist
>>34907097
Grass is the autist choice.
Only girls pick water.
>>34906222
he uses muh kannokol keyboards