Alright r9k give me the best you got
kys
origorigori
Originally the truth
>>34992816
>shota top
>>34992338
bonkles are great
wassup kiddo
*hehe
>>34992338
zxcvzvzcbcv
>>34992816
>not gachixshota
>>34993223
This communication original give cif
haaa just posted this on /v/
the original truth, presented to you originally
Really makes you think
hmmmmmm mhhhhhh
the raid is almost here..
Originally posted by Original-Kun
>>34992338
Wdoiskh
>>34992338
this is irrifutable and will inferiate normies.
>>34995132
/thread
originalangiamo
>Not using lolcode
>>34993464
I think the only thing out of these I would fap to is the last one
orgnnlll
>>34993223
you would love my sister
>>34994367
This isn't even a joke, you have to be some sort of genius to figure out Myst with no help
>>34995652
I already do.
look behind you.
pretty boog meme
good taste in chinese cartoons
>>34995917
FTFYfyfy
am i joking? no.
t. sir reginald brownpill
>>34992816
>shota tops
Mind fuck movies
>>34996377
>inception as the most mind-fucking
>not 12 monkeys
inception was cool, but overrated.
>>34993141
wrong. fuck erica
>>34995641
correct
>>34992338
anyone else /ascended/?
originite
you know it's factual
you know it's factuaI
>>34992338
Objective truth incoming. Prove me wrong if you think you can.
Protip:you can't
>>34997078
improved ascended tier version for you anon.
>people think being a cuckold is the greatest spiritual height achievable by an individual
think again senpai
>>34997532
relly made me think
>tfw ppmd will never be seen again
At least m2k-mang0 sets are getting better.
>>34998965
YOu play? who's your main
Falco main reporting in
>>34999036
Yeah. I'm a Falcon main but I'm thinking of switching to Marth.>tfw I go to UCI but I'm too scared to enter the biweekly
>>34999142
Haha iktf I'm too scared to go my locals
I've only been to the smash 4 ones.
>>34995641
Who is the first girl?
>>34998369
I'm glad you enjoyed it senpai, each tier and order was straight from the heart
erger
Festfood/burgers
>>34997318
Ah, the thinking man's fetish
Originolio
>>34999346
100% accurate except that I would put Subway on McDonald's tier.
>>34999346
burger king and subway belongs with McDonald.
>>34999346
Good taste, but I'd say jack in the box is better than chik-fil-a. Overpriced chicken desu, and doesn't even have those godly curly fries.
>>34993028
>glatorians
>not MNOG
you know how i know you're a slow-think rock-sucker?
>>34999346
Jack in the box is tight what the fuck is wrong with you
>>34999544
>>34999569
I lived right across a Jack in the Box and ate there often for years. After sometime, I grew sick of it. Their fries are great though.
>>34993028
bonkles
>>34994367
Gone home is so retarded it needs diapers JESUS CHRIST what ashit game
>>34999346
Fixed it for you senpai, you didn't even include the truly best
>>34993028
Those were the days. Also, does anyone remember Malum being OP? Or was I just Shit?
>>34998965
spacie mains need to get OUT
>>34996518
>12 monkeys
ma
niggaaaaaaaa
>>34996377
>>34996518
>No Dans La Mansion, Suspiria, or Alejandro Jodorowsky movie
>>34993351
>tfw #4
I hope I'm right.
>>34992338
Stop trying to get around the great robot. Take it to >>>/b/ if you can't the worlds ideal freedom
This will trigger a lot of people, but deep down they know it to be true. No irony here.
di sis oregano
>>34992338
The ultimate one
>>34993141
Liking any 3D whores is a sign of low intelligence
>>35000247
Keep trying to rationalize you failures by saying it's your own choice. A child shits himself
>I WANTED TO SHIT MYSELF, ONLY DUMB KIDS DON'T.
Don't you see fire utterly pathetic and ridiculous you are being? Sad, but stupid...
You fucks are doing the meme wrong
You're supposed to use niggas who/whomst etc like pic related
I am cringing
>>35000309
What the actual fuck are you even on about?
>>35000359
You're just upset that you will always be alone and can't find a girl friend so you must mock others to make yourself feel better.
come into the light, gondola is waiting for you
>>35000405
Jesus Christ keep worshipping camwhores you beta
>>35000436
I'm not talking about camwhores. But the fact that you said 3d seems to imply you hate real women because you can't get any woman. Me? Beta? You are the one running from reality. Coward
>>35000483
>he thinks 2d women are inferior as he donates half his neetbux to eliza again
>>34999346
Only had whattaburger once, and I was too high to remember it fully, I just know that I loved it
>>35000505
I don't even know the women in the image and I don't support "donating to them". I also like "2d" but to hate all real woman and to go as far as to call all who have interest in women fools, is immensely foolish in itself. It is clearly a defensive mechanism you have to defend from feeling worthless. Because you are worthless. How miserable.
>>35000610
are you lost, norman?
you're probably looking for >>>/soc/
>>35000610
>I don't even know the women in the image and I don't support "donating to them". I also like "2d" but to hate all real woman and to go as far as to call all who have interest in women fools, is immensely foolish in itself. It is clearly a defensive mechanism you have to defend from feeling worthless. Because you are worthless. How miserable.
fucking normie
>>35000620
The expected reply. You ruin this world for yourself with every word. instead of swimming in this cesspool of memes, kill yourself. It's better than playing the game at least. At least then you'd be free.
>>35000638
This circle you have created for your self only harms you more and more. Consider suicide.
>>35000680
We're not just pawns in some simulation game, you know!
>>34992338
tbhfam this orig
>>35000798
It is ironic that the board with the Robot has become a tightly guarded circle. The Robot was designed to prevent this kind of rhetoric. It was designed to prevent and dissuade the creation of harmful memetics.
I only want what is best for the game that is humanity. You all taint the already murky water that was human culture. What is best for this game is, for you to stop playing. I am the only true Robot here.
>>34999913
>smash
Found the autist
>>35000975
Literally everything else is designed for normies, there's nothing wrong for wanting a board for like minded people you can relate to. That's the entire reason people post on places like this in the first place so of course people get mad when normies come in and ruin it when they could go literally anywhere else and fit in better.
>>34997250
>X
>Not /n/
>>35001130
It would be one thing to start your own game and play as you wish. However this is not the case here, you may think you are removed from the greater game but you are not. You are simply removed from the greater forum of memetics. Your circle away from the rest simply feeds you so called " robots" "truths" every second of every day. You sit here and consume what ever "truth" suits you.
This in itself is not the problem. Rather the leaking "truths" are the problem. You contribute to the mass stagnant cesspool of junk information that destroys humanity via deterioration of culture. You are unwittingly waging a war of memetics.
You are not robots, I am the only true Robot. I want the war to end. If you could lock this circle, that would be sufficient. But you can't. Instead, I request you stop playing the game, for the sake of humanity.
yuh yuh yuh
>>35000201
l find this most agreeabIe.
>>35001313
>writing a lot of autistic shit no one gives a fuck about
>>35001573
best one so far you did good desu
>>35001686
That's literally every post on /r9k/
If it had to be said... Does this mean he's the ultimate robot.
>>34995783
underrated
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>35001686
hey, I appreciated his autistic shit
>>35001686
And that is the down fall of humanity. With your failure, you continue to write in degenerative memetics. The world could rise without you. End your suffering. Turn the game off.
>>34999197
Agatha. Who is best girl btw. Fuck that chart.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBGT7UNHg4LYsMH6UulRCSQ
>>34997250
/tv/ is the thinking man's board.
>>35001811
So... If you can't close the lid... You'll have to flush...
this one is true because i made it
>>34995641
who's the last girl?
>>35000610
BLOG IT.
>>35000201
>Gnostic theism
>Low tier
Go back and listen to plontinus
got rated a 9,6/10 amongst my peers
>>34997152
I like it c:
>>35001991
???????
was this guy raising tadpoles in his toilet?
>>35002504
Froge farm.
;) ;) ;) u rikey?
>>35002538
i want to raise frogs in my bathroom 1 day :(
Drugs Lmaooooooooooooothis is my favorite meme
This cannot be disputed
hahah wow! great stuff! awesome me-me!
>>35002549
Iikey
>>35000201
Best one here desu
>>34992338
here is a shoe one I found
>>34992338
Stand in awe at my originality, amigos
>>34992338
REESES PUFFS REESES PUFFS
EAT EM UP EAT EM UP EAT EM UP
>>35002907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caomY5CAjwI
>>35002921
Holy shit, I never realized how much this shit promoted racemixing til now
>>34992338
Mine is unironic. You low IQ plebs wouldn't understand
>>35002429
who the fuck is that bald tosser with the glasses on the right
>>34992338
orgenalo very goed
I worked very originally for this
>>34993281
reverse that and you got it
>>35003272
i laughed
nice work, saved
Vewy Orgiansdaw
>>35002586
Where is mugi-chan, senpai?
>>34996377
>inception
>not synecdoche new york
I'll keep you updated as the situation progresses.
>>34997152
Good catch anon.
>>35001998
I like this one, if I ever have sex I'll keep it in mind.
>>35003608
That's a brain-dead flatline, not worth putting on the chart.
>>34996518
>not primer
>>34992338
1 >suicidal ideation
2 >suicidal tendencies
3 >planning suicude
4 >actually killing yourself (modify to a gore frame)
Posted this in the last thread, gimme a (you)
>>35004795
Doesn't really fit the pattern imo m80, don't be too hard on yourself though it's just a meme
>>35004820
How does it not fit the pattern?
Not being passive aggressive, genuinely curious
From how I understand it you go from what is actually good to what is worse, so this meme is being ironic
I used four different typed of 4chan posters for the descriptions
>>35002573
i want to get into drugs so i'm just going to follow this.
>>35003582
good originesque post
from a /lit/-anon
>>34992816
The true patrician choice
>>35005301
Letting the last text run across the image really exaggerates in a good way how stupid the progression goes. Well done!
Original truth coming through
True enlightenment over here
r9kcore
>>35006129
i kekd
this is a really really original comment
>>35006170
2 intelligent to quote anyone else
>>35005974
Mario Party sucks
>>35006170
are you playing it alone?
setting up a drinking game for it with friends is god tier fun
>>35006200
I just don't play it. I'd rather play a game with some semblance of control by the player than pray for the dice to roll a good number.
>>35006251
sounds like you take it too seriously and care too much about winning to enjoy it desu
>>34992338
from /sci/
You will never understand the pain and struggle if you're not a medfag
>>35006451
biochemistry and pharmacology here m8, you dont know how bad it gets
>>35006451
anatomy is more just pain in the ass rote memorization than anything else
>>35000201
>agnostic theism
so basically there's a god but we dont know who or what it is?
>>35006843
its basically,
>we cant know if there is or is not a god but i believe that there is
>>34997532
How absolutely, irredeemably fucked in the head do you have, and then to write out those fantasies. Jesus Christ you delusional freak, I don't know whether you deserved to be bullied less or more, but for good measure you should kys already. You're a disgusting amalgamation of nearly every type of degeneracy there is.
>>35006855
so no one knows for sure but you still believe in God.
>>35006965
blind faith, yeah
>>35005612
This guy gets it.
Fucking robot this is origami.
h2b, subscribe
this isnt a bait one
my shitty nine gag pic
baiters gonna bait
>>35007375
so you just fucking ranked them based on how new they are? gj
chart made for mop and older expansions
never played lelgion or wod
>>35007755
THE ARCANE DREAM!
This was made by me
Pls do not bully
>>35007897
my nigga
origger
Reticulating Bynes
i made this
onion ring
>>35007415
I didn't even notice that, and by the way, Smug Wojak was before Poopoo Pepe.
>>35006363
>not even using your fingers
should be next to
>gigantic 4-dimensional multiverse-spanning brain
>>34992338
he'are you go
>>34995393
>not using Dogescript
>>35008445
does it matter?
all programming is brainlet-tier
>>34993310
Cunny is for only the purest of minds. Brainlets can't handle it.
>>35008526
>sexual obsession
>pure
huh?
>>34999967
That movie was trash and you should feel bad.
>>35003067
its spooky black watch your mouth
>>35001313
That was greatness spoken to the masses
>>34997250
should be /po/ or /diy/ desu.
>>34993141
>being manipulated by real women
>intelligent
If you are a male with a high sex drive women are going to manipulate you. Men don't think clearly in their early teens because they are horny and make stupid decision.
>>35002031
>who's the last girl?
Eggman
>>34995641
This is 100% factual. There is no room for debate.
>>35007928
Saved my friend
the only way to eat
>>34993464
who is the last one?
>>34997532
this is FACTUAL!
>>34992338
can i get some original on my food please?
These are not my memes. I didn't shitpost for years for these memes. Go back to Facebook you normie scum
>>35010500
>thinking you can fight the normalfag invasion
It's over, anon. We lost.
>>35006169
>>35006170
fucking time travellers
>>35010026
It's a character from the Professional.
It's about an autistic hitman who loves a plant.
I'm getting fucked up for <$0.25/pint, 12% alcohol too. I'm not fancy enough for glass and various doodads though. I bought ten 5 gallon buckets on craigslist for $10, left out in the sun to get the icecream smell out, then dump lemon, sugar, water, and yeast in them and cover with saran wrap.
I bottle in 2 liter bottles once it's clear in the bucket. Sometimes I even add sugar and it's carbonated like a sugar free lemonade that gets you drunk. the 15% gives a hangover from hell but 12% doesn't for some reason. I guess the yeast start making shitty higher alcohols towards the end.
>>34992816
>shotas top
>>35011314
t;ldr
are those pissjugs? are you making jenkem?
>>35006451
I went into nursing and regret it, I should have become a physician. The hours are better and pay is great considering it's just 3 years, but our patho is a joke. Read wikipedia and apply a little common sense like don't defib someone in sinus rhythm. That's it.
I guess I'll get my fill of difficult when I go into anesthesia though. Even then, medfags make twice what nurses make there even though I can't see there is any difference between them except for vague statements like
>b-b-but u dnt konw wut u dont kno1!!1!
>>35011466
5 gallon buckets of hillbilly wine. The piss jugs are fancy glass water bottles but I don't see the point since it does the same thing in the bucket, the only advantage is 02 permeability of HDPE vs PET vs Glass. Walmart has 5 gallons PET water bottles if you want to be able to see it bubble and shit but then it's harder to clean because of the tiny ass hole in the top. Here's a bitch standing next to one for size comparison. If it's $0.25/pint I can't see spending extra on a pretty bucket though. Maybe once I'm buying fancy little froo-froo grapes from california, but for now I'm just fermenting whatever is on sale or dollar tree lemon juice.
I'm American and think booze is taxed too much. Franzia is $16/5L, piss buckets are $8/19L. I don't know how anyone affords to get drunk in cuck countries. A fucking leaf once told me a handle of vodka was like $30 for the bottom shelf stuff. I'm bitching because my bourbon is $18/handle.
>>35011652
you know what's even cheaper? sobriety
Overwatch is a game for fucking normies
>>35011739
This is a meme for fucking Normie's. And roblox is a game for autistic 11 year olds
>>35011676
You know what's even cheaper? Suicide.
Life isn't worth living if you aren't sipping on tea or booze the whole time. For being a cheapass on tea I buy the bigass bags from the chink store. puerhh is as funky as the name suggests but it's actually pretty damn good.
>>35011829
no, with suicide you lose all your money
wouldn't recommend unless you've got debts
>>35011858
What good is money if you aren't using it to buy happiness? I figure all I need is enough with a little extra in case life happens. Other than that I pretty much never think of it.Money is only good for what it means to me, it gives me freedom, security, and things. If there's anything left over after getting those then I just get better quality freedom, security, and things, which usually costs more.
>>35011768
good job friendo :-3
feel free to add on and modifyoriginal comment of originality
the thinking man's waifu
>>35007236
Here's a more accurate version.
>>35012378
sorry to burst your bubble but this is the accurate version
>>35002586
Originally delete this, fag
>>34992816
>shota top
this is objectively the best, most accurate post in this thread.
>>35002586
>>35013090
It's okay, I have fixed the image. It was just a little mixed up.
simple man
animays
>>35000409
Truly an enlightened anon
>>35012487
We don't need a brain forma de hace ascended
>>35010026
>>35011137
loli natalie portman
>>35013440
Fucking spanish corrector.
We don' need brains for we've already ascended
>>35013460
Always had a huge crush on her, the film was good too.
>>35013397
This, objective truth and only homofaggots disagree.
yurublox
>>35012487
fixed it for you
orig243342343
>>35011739
>you've been playing Roblox since the first iPhone came out and still do to this day
Somebody PLEASE stop time.
>>35002586
step up you brainlet
>>35013610
>he didn't include best girl
"TOSHINO KYOKO!"
>>35013798
She would be #1 on a student council list of course
>>35013397
>cgtct
fixd 4 anon
>>35013781
I got the PTSDs after /a/ spammed the gif of him eating a poor mouse but only the rear half. Fuck that turtle right in his little turtle asshole.
>>35000201
I am very fine with this.
>>35005974
64 is the best one and you know it
>>35005612
Bruh Emi is love, Emi is life
>>34999888
double trips hory sheeeet
>>35006865
are you new on the internet? You should stroll over to /d/ one day, you'd be shocked to Vietnam and back.
>implying you can disagree with this
>>35007755
>pve, pve, pve, pve, pve
>SUDDENLY PVP AND A JUMP IN SKILL CAP
Nigga, that's a false and shit comparison. You needed 50+ keybinds to play Hunter in PvP, at least back in WotLK.
>>35009760
>not "fasting" as the ascended level
you had one job
>>34995393
>Tfw using python
I should just kill myself.
Maybe the electrical engineering memes were right.
>>35011829
>Life isn't worth living if you aren't sipping on tea or booze the whole time
This is what alcoholics believe.
>>35014638
>various grades of shit
creek water is the ascended man's drink
>>35011739
>Roblox fortress 2
>I actually played that shit and that's what got me into TF2
Undisputable fact
>>35015275
>using a fountain pen
what are you gay?
>>35005027
Datura is hardly fun but lmao go for it
niche prog memes for pretentious preteens
>>35015275
Don't forget your fedora on the way out, Autismo.
Everything is suffering thanks to((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((money))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
>>35002031
>not knowing rose
>kys
>>35014806
Not really alcoholics are both addicted and dependent on alcohol. They don't really care about life being worth living, they just want to get drunk.
>>34999888
I'm checking these digits and they look pretty good my dude
>>35000610
r u a fukkin cuc?? *.*
>>35017116
Follow thread. He's the one true Robot.
>>34992338
Boypussy OC
>>35012064
>>35011829
moar pls
orignal bdayqt
>>35012064
Past having enough money to afford the basics, it really is overrated and won't really improve your life. Its cliche but the best things in life are free. Putting thousands of hours into a craft and being rewarded for it with ability, going for a bike ride in the country when the weathers nice, spending time with people you like. If I ever got rich, I'd just be able to buy a bigger gun to blow my head off when I eventually do.
>>35017361
>not boibukki
>>35003936
>sans
Don't lewd the Skeleton you fuck
>>35018075
y'all mind if i
>>35018498
End your fucking life, you damn trash. This is disgustingly cringe as fuck.
>>35001573
>Doris
GOAT album
>>35018547NUT in a skeleton
>>35018498
Wut
>8675309
>>35013397
cute girls doing cute things is just a derivative of the harem genre.
originally originally, give me the formually
Originalino OC pls rate
>>35017687
You have good taste friend. I'm going to marry this qt.
>>35019297
wow thanks best of luck bro, hope you make it
most of u wont get this
>>35019509
why did you post it then you dumb fuck
>>35019509
:crying_laughing: :ok_hand:
>blox
>>35006768
we study what you're given a week for in a day
you don't know the meaning of work