What's a good comeback to the question, "Why are you

>>35011616
"Because I can. What are you doing about it?"

>>35011616
"I thought that's what you were in to."

You've gotta spin it back on them.

>>35011616
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cG9HMazUe38

duh

You're not supposed to come back idiot. You're supposed to apologize and stop being such a bitch.

harikaridesu

>>35011616
You can use sarcasm
"Careful your mom doesn't find out you just used the b-word"
Maybe a small threat
"What you think you're tough now?"
Or you can go nuclear
"Back off before you get hurt"

>>35011616
Because I was a social outcast when I was young, which turned be bitter and cynical to the world in general. I like to think I am more intelligent than my peers, but that is likely not true, and that fact fills me with resent.

I am constantly reminded of my general failures and I do not have the determination to change myself at all. I turn this self-loathing outwards as the only way to cope with myself.

>>35012188
>"Back off before you get hurt"

*tips fedora*

I can see you're well versed in the Art Of The Sword, m'lady.

Is this the thread for middle schoolers?

>>35012369
I'm not a woman. I'm not versed in the "art of the sword" either. In fact only one person in my life had the guts to straight up insult me like that. Funnily enough that was about my hat though, it was a leather hat with a straight brim. He said "Leave the hat at home faggot." I turned around in confusion and simply said "What?". When he repeated himself he just said "Your hat looks stupid", already wouldn't use profanities anymore. Told him to fuck off and that was that.

Life is easy when you're tall. Everybody takes me seriously no matter what I do, it's honestly glorious.

>>35011616
>"I know you are, but what am I?"
Push them.

Is op a boy or girl?

just answer with a question say "why are you such a faggot" you can put an idk in front if you want.

You can also say "thats funny i asked your mom that last night" ....she said it must have rubbed of from her little bitch son."

>>35011616
You tell me
Original posting

Your dad likes it when I'm assertive.