The call that saved /r9k/

>>35090429
I don't answer calls.

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helo can i's help you?

I'd like to know what french fags think about bog memes.

>>35090429
Fuck yeah I'd answer to Bogdanoff

Who is that? Can I get a quick rundown?

I answer to the bogdanoffs.

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>>35090562
Yes. Someone do this.

>>35090429
>answer the call
>hear one word "love"
>burst into tears feel warm presence surrounding me
this song starts playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maAyfcO-X3k

spend the rest of the day in pure euphoria

>>35090429

Can someone give me a synopsis?

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>>35090662
pic related, orogjalllkyy

>>35090562
Plastic sorcery.

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>>35090562
>rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
>soros bow to the bogs
>rockefellers bow to the bogs
>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>control france with an iron fist
>own castles and banks all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Controls the British crown
>keeps the metric system down
>keeps Atlantis off the maps
>keeps the martians under wraps
>holds back the electric car
>keeps Steve Gutenberg a star
>own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies.
>both brothers said to have 200+ IQ
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>These are the Bogdanoff twins
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe
>The Bogdanoffs will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love

>>35090978
bogalicious