Daily reminder that this is true, there is no excuse for not

real fact: 100% of latina women send green bubbles

>>35090577
how the fuck else are they going to be able to afford fajitas and guacamole

this might just be the final red pill

>>35090554
Fuck off normalfag
Android is literally the robot's approved phone.

If you got an idildo the most likely you're a normalfag chad or stacy.

>>35090554

>being so omega you actually cling to the importance of something as worthless as cell phone brands

Honestly, you really should just end your life.

>>35090554
>robots caring about things that might make them look better in a relationship
No amount of blue text bubbles fixes me being 5'2 with a busted face
Sage for viral markerting

>>35090554
>actually clinging to something for it's brand name alone
I'll never understand normalfags. They'd literally jump off a cliff if it was trending.
Wait, that's not a half bad idea.

for some reason i inferred this picture to mean "if they send messages that are this long", as opposed to the make of phone. i wonder if that says something about how i think

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>>35090645
>robot approved phone
>wasting money on a narcissism device and data plan just so you can play le epick pokeman go and update twitter with what you had for lunch that day
If you're not using a flip phone, you're the normalfaggot.

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>>35090707
>using a fancy flip phone
>not a nokia brick

no john, you are the normies

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>>35090554
I got an iPhone 6s, but only because it was free. I don't do anything worthwhile with it, and I got married while my wife had an iphone 4s and I had a Casio Rock.

>>35090554
>It either shows that you are A) too poor for an iPhone

There are people who actually believe this, which is incredibly ironic because welfare phones given to poor people are usually iPhones.

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>gf has iphone
>I have an android
>just got done cumming inside her bareback an hour ago

>>35090720
I needed something waterproof because I work with pools all day. It's not unheard of for me to accidentally fall in.

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>>35090730
You can get iPhones for literally free through Credo Mobile.

>>35090730

Why is that? Why wouldn't it be some cheapo off brand android smartphone? Those are considered low-end smartphones.

Call me when iPhones get bittorrent and removable storage.

>>35090554
>ops pic
what did he meant by that?
i dont understand[/spoiler]

>>35090554
>too poor for an iPhone
My Android phone was 700 bucks.

>>35090725
That Casio phone actually looks pretty sick. I'm willing to bet that OP made his picture himself. Normies really don't care about what phone you have.

>>35090554

Lol at 15 year old normie OP.


iphone is a bad purchase decision, especially the latest model with them cutting basic functions such as the 3,5 jack for no particular reason ''lul we cudent fit it in'' also 700$ phone kek.


ipad on the other hand is still great, if you can get one from a sale. Crazy battery life, beautiful screen.

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>>35090943
It was a good phone. Problem with it was the fact that the outside display was OLED before the conquered the problems with OLED. It dimmed out fast.

If you want a better version, I recommend the Casio Ravine 2 (good luck finding a charging dock for it, though; I think I bought the last one that was available online, and I paid more for it than I did the phone).

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>>35090943
>>35091030
Better pic of the military grade Ravine 2.

>>35090943
>Normies really don't care about what phone you have
They do, they also care about what brands your clothes are and whether you're driving a luxury car.

>>35091064
Some do, some don't. People who didn't have to work hard to earn their wealth (or don't actually have wealth, but have lots of debt) are usually the ones who care the most.

The guy who started his own construction business and got an average of 3 hours of sleep per night, while taking home less than his employees, doesn't really give a shit what car you drive or what brand of clothing you have.

>>35090975
tablets are fucking stupid. it only took normies 5 years to figure out what took me 5 secs of looking at it.

>>35091112
I haven't held the iPhone SE, but I can tell you that the iPhone 6s is less comfortable than I thought it would be. Just too big to wield one handed effectively.

>>35091112
They're good for PDFs and only PDFs.
My iPad Mini's saved me a gorillion dollars on textbooks.

wait, other iphones give you a special background when you're circlejerking over each other's shitty taste?

holy shit how hilarious

ONE OF US ONE OF US

>>35091112

I use mine everyday for language learning, books, watching tv/anime in bed etc.

Sure they are not as useful as they were being hyped up a few years ago but for me it is enough.

>>35091252
PS Vita is the best way to watch anime in bed. That OLED screen is just beautiful.

i have an iphone but i refuse to use imessage so my text bubbles are also green

occasionally people will ask me about it and i explain that the one time i enabled imessage, my mom started receiving all texts that were sent to me, so i turned it off. the response to this is a universal "oh, that makes sense" and then nobody ever brings it up again

>>35091091
>average of 3 hours of sleep per night, while taking home less than his employees
>normal
Bruh

You wanna know why girls want guys to have iphones? Because snapchat doesn't work properly on other devices. It takes a snapshot of a video so the quality is shit.

>>35091263
Take it you don't know anybody who started their own construction company?

>>35091296
Normies are wagecucks.

>>35091327
What does that have to do with my argument that people who EARNED their excessive wealth don't really care what you drive or what you wear, because they used to earn less their workers when they first started their business off.

>>35091261

Meh it's so tiny though and isn't it like 720p.

animays looks pretty sharp on the 2k screen.

I'm not going to spend $400 on a alarm clock. I'll stick with my blackberry normie.

>>35091352
qHD screen.

>>35090628
More like greenpill

>>35090707
Not shitposting on night walks

i dont have a smartphone
but i have a gf
now what retarded underage?

>>35091430
>More like greenpill
The term "greenpill" is already taken for Irish conspiracies.

>>35090554
A brilliant piece of memetic engineering on Apple's part.

You retards are focusing on something completely different from the picture.

The image is a about the size of the message. Basically, if you're not sending short replies, you're in the friend zone.

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>buying an iPhone

AhhahahahahahhaahhahHahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>35090554
>2016
>texting
Most girls are using skype or snapchat or Facebook
t. catfisher pretending to be chad for nudes

>>35091465
iPill?

>>35090707

Is that a front-facing camera, Chad?

>>35090749
>90$x24 months
>2160$
>Free
Are americans really this dumb?

>>35091524

No, they're way dumber usually

>>35090554
android has literally 90% market share. you have to be pretty autistic to get triggered by vapid trendtrash iphone users.

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>>35090554
Those bubbles look like whales

>>35091589
What does market share have to do with anything?

>>35091524
BYOP usually costs 50/month per phone for smart phones, so I guess I'm curious as to what plan you know of that is cheaper.

>>35091518
>what is a speaker

>>35090705
i also thought this

means we're dumb probably

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>Buying apple products
>Buying overpriced shit
Literally why? It's a worse product for bigger price with the only thing redeeming it being a logo on it, no matter what it's just not fucking worth it, if anything girl having an apple product is a huge redflags since it means she is retarded with her money and will treat you like her wallet.

Just come back to me when apple makes a 1440p phone. I've had one for 3 years.

>>35092203
Why do you want a phone with a resolution that high? The screen size and distance means that there's little to no difference in how shit looks on it, but that the battery drain is much higher.

Unless you have 20/10 vision or something, at which point, carry on. My eyesight is shit, but even with glasses, I can't really appreciate a resolution increase on phones, monitors, or TVs. HDR is another story, though.

>>35092254
My battery lasts 3 days.
And Apples Advertising says there "retina" display is the best display ever because pixels. Apple always sells last years shit at this years price.

>>35092355
I wasn't talking specifically about apple. I was talking about your display. Apple's prices are very high, no doubt about that. Probably because of the length of time they are willing to service your device (The 4S just got bumped out of OS updates and supports when OS 10 dropped last fall, so 5 years, give or take). Whether that's justifiable depends on a lot of factors, and is entirely dependant on the individual.

I was just asking about the screen, specifically.

I have a Moto Z Play and this motherfucker never runs out of power or lags. I don't care about Stacy.

>>35092419
Didn't that thing JUST upgrade to the nougat, despite it being out for like 6 months?

>>35092389
OPs spouting that green text bubbles means people aren't good enough to be friends, I'm saying people with lesser resolutions aren't good enough to be my friend.'

The Iphone 7 has a resolution of 750 x 1334. What the fuck is this shitty resolution.
Apple promotes their pixel density and how its the best thing since sliced bread. My phone has higher pixel density.

Why do I want 1440p, Honestly, I don't care. I have a phone that has the latest and greatest shit in it. Because thats what I expect for buying a premium item.

>>35092468
Ok. My response to your resolution claim wasn't defending apple at all. The vast majority of people (those who don't keep their phones for 5 years) are getting ripped off by apple, no argument.

I was just wondering why YOU, personally, would invest the money into a screen that has little to no appreciable value.

Are there any flip phones/non-smartphones that I can comfortably shitpost on?
I just need to send messages, browse /r9k/ and maybe listen to music and read mail

>>35092502
Blackberry pearl would be my first guess.

Most flip phones have a shitty web browser. If Opera Mini will work for you, you can get the Casio Ravine 2 for like 30 bucks on ebay.

>>35092488
>little to no appreciable value.

Not him, but higher pixel density means BETTER FONT RENDERING

Ugh I love masturbating to my phone's glorious font rendering. It gets me harder than no other to see absolutely no aliasing in the letters I read when browsing 4chan using my favorite 4chan app.

The font rendering is just... it's superb, benevolent, amazing! I can't deal with how glorious it is even on my 1080p phone. I need 1440p to reach the next level of FONT RENDERING

>>35092452

Yeah but too lazy to update.

>>35092488

The same reason I just bought 3x32", 1440p monitors. Because I can.

Because the rest of the phone suits and benefits my general life. A no limits, do what you want, when you want, how you want phone.

>>35092528
Hey, it's your money, spend it how you like, but you really haven't given any reason other than "I wanted to."

I was just trying to wrap my mind around why someone would pay such a useless feature. I figured there might be something niche that would justify it. Apparently not, at least in your case.

>>35090577
Top kek, this is actually true

>>35092560
>Because the rest of the phone suits and benefits my general life. A no limits, do what you want, when you want, how you want phone.

Because the rest of the phone suits and benefits my general life. A no limits, do what you want, when you want, how you want phone.

>>35092580
Except that you and I both know that all phones have limits. If that wasn't the case, you would never upgrade again. And we both know that you will.

Furthermore, you are locked out of many apps that will NEVER come to android, due to the piracy.

I'm not faulting you for not picking up an iphone, but to say that it's a no-limits phone is disingenuous, which is why I ignored it.

>>35092165
Well, if someone develops for iOS, having Mac is a requirement.

>>35092613
>>35092613
So far I haven't found an App that I can't get that I need.
Where I work we push weekly trial updates to software to try and improve workflow of employees. Something that has proven difficult with iOS devices.

You want an honest opinion,
My experience with almost every iOS device has been negative.

A mate came over with an Ipod, had some music, asked if I could have it, plugged it into my computer. It wiped the Ipod. He decided I wasn't his friend anymore.

Another friend, asked him why he had the same message tone as everyone? He said he couldn't change it,
Had a friend with a Mac, he spent 3500AUD on it, found out it was slower then my 800 laptop.

Apparently you couldn't use them as a USB, I understand these things have changed, but I can't see the appeal.

3/5 Apple users I ever speak to always bring up their devices and how great they are and how they're the best thing that ever happened. Its like speaking to a fucking Vegan.

I haven't ever felt limited using my phone. Its like a PC, its like a car, its like clothes, its like my apartment. Its like my Job. I never feel like I'm confined to playing by other peoples rules.

I've never been told I can't.

>wanting a grill that only likes u for having a goyphone
>any day of the week
Not falling for it.

>>35090554
Do iphones really colour texts differently if they're received from a non-apple phone?

What a shitty company.

>>35093039
iMessage is an encrypted messaging system that relays it through data, and can tell the sender if it's been delivered. If the person receiving the message chooses, they can also automatically sent "read" notifications upon actually reading the text. It can be done individually, or anyone can be allowed to see if/when you read the text. The blue bubble simply means that you received an iMessage, rather than a text message.

What the fuck is this even supposed to mean? I don't own a smartphone and I have a gf.

lmao @ these beta green bubblers trying to justify their shitty phones!!

>>35091294

This is actually the truth. Snapchat on iphone is way better than on android in terms of quality (and I think it might have more/better filters?). Actually, Tinder pics upload in better quality as well, not sure about instagram.


My attention whore ex switched to an iphone from her brand new galaxy after only 4 months of having it when snapchat rolled out a ton of the filters

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>>35090554
My bubbles are yellow lol
Mummy loves me :^)

Question for all the normies itt, I don't have any friends left let alone a girl to talk to, but what color bubbles would my Samsung make? Green also?

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>>35094974
please annon please post moar.. i feel so warm inside from this.

>>35095240
That's the only time my mom has texted my in a while. Mostly just yelling across the house now

>>35095273
did you go down when she asked? also what was the food that she wanted you to enjoy before she put it away?

>>35095310
I did go down, it was sushi. Wasn't really hungry though

>>35095330
are you a neet? and do you eat with her and make her happy?

>>35090645
Fuck off, Windows 10 mobile is our phone OS.

>>35095341
NEET, I try my best to

>>35095401
>I try my best to
good annon. you make me happy.

>>35095401
is your mommy pretty?

Why would I need a smartphone? The only use my ten year old flip phone gets is as an alarm clock. It'd be nice if I had an internet browser on the shitter, bit I know that I'd spend too much time on the shorter then. No one ever texts or calls me. I just have a phone to stop my mom from bitching about how "dangerous" it is to not have one when I'm out and "what if I need to reach you?"

>>35090554
It doesn't matter what phone I have sense I don't have anyone to text??

>>35090554
why would i want a relationship where something as shallow as that is an issue. top kek

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>being such a cuck you're willing to spend hundreds on an overpriced phone just to have a slightly higher chance of getting the most basic bitches

>>35090554
it's not talking about how the bubble appears on a phone, it's talking about the size of the person's texts retards

I have a pretty decent Android phone with custom rom.

If there are girls who think a phone is a status symbol first and a tool second, I don't want to meet them.

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>>35095966
>It doesn't matter what phone I have sense
>doesn't matter what phone I have sense
>matter what phone I have sense
>what phone I have sense
>phone I have sense
>I have sense
>have sense
>sense

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>>35090554
>decide to buy an iPhone
>That neat apple logo on the back is worth the extra $200
>Decide to listen to music but can't because no headphone jack
>dat slimness tho
>shill out more sheckles for some bluetooth headphones
>can't torrent your music so shill out more money to buy your music on the AppStore
>two months later the screen shatters because you dropped your iphone from 1ft onto carpet flooring, still worth it
>4 months in you sit down with it in your pocket and the entire flimsy-ass iphone bends. totally worth it
>7 months in apple knows all your personal info, all your hobbies and interests and what degenerate trap porn you like
>10 months in new iphone is announced.
>even slimmer and a slightly better camera + no charge port. wow!
>11 months in there's a new update for your iphone
>notice after said update your phone gets (((coincidentally))) a lot more slow and laggy
>new iphone releases
>"thank god!, I needed a new phone!"
>still worth it because Stacy judged your blue message bubble after seeing a meme on normiebook

Why haven't you guys bought an iphone yet? :^)