do our mommies know that we masturbate ?

>>35117932
yeah sometimes she finds my cum papers but dont say anything about it thanks mum

If you've ever cum into a sock, she knows.

>used to cum in used t-shirts
>mom did all my laundry

Oh fuck, she HAD to have known

>mom found the wall cum cavity
it's over lads there's no going back now.
Didn't want my plan to be in motion this soon.

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>>35118020
what plan do tell

>>35117932
Any question that starts with "did my mother know that..." ends in Yes

>>35118020
>mom found the wall cum cavity

Why cant you just clean up your cum in a normal way?
What's your plan?

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>>35118053
>>35118140
to break her mind out of sheer disgust, and overthrow her authority. Soon, GBP would be meaningless.

But I didn't collect enough semen, she's probably going to evict me anons.

There's only one option. I have set 10 piss juggs on the ceiling to explode and shower my whole room. Once she comes again I will pull the trigger.

Wish me luck

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>mom after i turned 12 became very religious for some reason and yes masturbation is a sin
>dad still normal and open minded
>sometimes cum on underwear cause 1 bad planning 2 best choice after said ban planning
>one time fuck up and forget to clean one
>mom finds out and about to crusify me
>wasagoodrunboys.jpeg
>dad just tells her that during puberty dreams are wet blah blah
>buys it
>mfw

dad such a bro

>>35118461
why you hate you mum i love mine