Hey son, it's your dad
Wanna go throw a football around?
No? It's ok, I see you're busy with your computer, haha
You spend a lot of time with computers, son
You're gonna be a really good programmer when you grow up, I can tell
You'll be bringing in the big bucks when you're the next CEO of Facebook, what with all your computer knowledgde
Hey son, congrats on finishing college as an art major
You might not become a lawyer like your old man wanted, but just know, I'm real proud of ya, son
more like
>doesn't build up any expectations, never helps me do homework or study, completely absent
>doesn't do or say anything when when my grades start falling to failing level in high school
>gradually breaks all contact until basically stopping all communication when I'm a 25+ loser with no degree
>>35052004
jokes on you, my dad's dead.
>>35052166
and you'd probably be dead to him
>having parents that care about you
normo pls go