accidentally posted this in another thread kek school autist

cont please

oregonali

more dog pictures your story sucks

>>35725566
more

original desu

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>>35725644
>>35725659

>logan is suspended for two weeks
>over that time our group become top shit
>we're easily the biggest group in the forest
>all the little kids suck up to us big time
>any other kids just kinda stay out of our way
>we end up becoming very fond of the five year olds that sucked up to us
>they kinda pranced around like little leprechauns
>eventually the whole forest is taken up by five year olds that did whatever we asked or random other kids that just sucked up to us out of fear
>our little village takes up like 40% of the forest now
>logan gets back
>cause he's logan he thinks he's top shit still
>starts making his hut again
>our little leprechauns are telling us he keeps threatening them
>we get mega pissed
>no one fucks with our leprechauns
>we demolish logan's hut
>he keeps coming back only to get his head kicked in whenever he tries to build his hut
>all the teachers are convinced he's trying to hurt us and it's out of self defense
>whole school hates logan and is scared of us so everyone kinda goes against him and his group
>eventually they full on beat the shit out of one of the five year olds
>school launches into protect mode and this massive month long drama thing goes on, logan being shunned by everyone
>five year olds are too scared to leave our village
>dontworryyoungones.gif
>logan starts going spastic because of all the shit he's getting
>starts trying to become some sort of bully, pushing kids into lockers and shit
>he eventually gets expelled
>his autist group remained though
>we needed to purge them
>tfw an innocent hut game turned into some sort of inquisition against autists.

moar? the rest is pretty short but i can greentext it

>>35725984
I'm enjoying this greatly. I have a tale of a Neo-nazi brony autist when you're done.

>>35726077
>>35725954

here's the last story
>logan's group, now 6 in size because some hidden autists joined them
>lead by a dude called thomas
>thomas is even more retarded than logan
>his parents don't give a shit about him, for some reason teachers wont touch him
>he goes on a rampage, ransacking the entire forest
>the forest has a big path down the middle, if you looked at it from the bottom we were on the left side he was on the right
>he ransacks the entire right side of the forest, leprechauns come running to our side
>full on fight commences
>we had like 12 people but they had tard strength
>five year olds cowered inside our village
>we eventually won, but we weren't finished
>super pissed that they touched our precious leprechauns
>chase them down into their side of the forest, some leprechauns also angry cause they got hurt so they were following us cheering
>part of me was in a fury, wanting to beat the shit out of these leprechaun beaters and another part of me was unsure
>weshouldn'tdothis.jpg
>seeing autists on the ground curled up in balls, taking massive beatings from our side
>luckily no one was hurt bad enough for ambulance. thank god we weren't that stupid
>thomas is hiding in his hut with another autist
>i've lost my anger, so I slow down while the others charge ahead
>ive never seen someone get thrown out of a place as brutally to this day
>see thomas get sent tumbling down the hill and slams into a tree
>the other autist is in corner
>watch as they proceed to beat the living shit out of thomas
>eventually bell rings, we run back
>only minor injuries since we were weak children, only a few blood noses and bruises but kids thought that was super bad
>find out they all left the school week later
>from then until i left primary school, our village became more and more powerful
>left side of forest was basically our fortress, while our precious leprechauns lived on the right side
>not sure if the school continued doing that after we left.

>>35726340
haven't seen any of the autists since then, although I doubt I'd recognize them

since then I've hated cocky autists

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>>35726340
My turn, I guess
>be me, 9th grade
>new kid in school, John
>John's a quiet autist, doesn't bother anyone
>in computer tech class with him
>we're assigned to edit each other's codes
>open up his page
>Autism floods out of the screen
>scroll through 6 pages of pony shit
>What follows is worse
>John has compiled a list of the phone number and address of every black kid and Jew at the school
>also all the hot white girls which he calls "pure"
>My name is on the Jew list
>This shit is far too complicated to blame on a brony autist
>have to prove John did it by getting him to act on it
The battle between Jew and autist begins
>decide to invite him to Jewish event bc so many Jews in town
>says no
>"John, Trinity is going"
>I can see the beginnings of an autist boner
>says yes
>Trinity was never there
>MFW I got John trapped in a 5-hour Jewish event with no refunds

>>35726684
mor pls

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>>35726684
Why didnt you ask him why you were on the jew list?

>>35726785

Uhhh probably because he was a Jew?

Gaaaah ok R9K you win
>be me
>get picked for being a autistic bronze fag
>fight one of bullys
>get destroyed
Well at lest I left him with a bloody nose
>mom forces me to go to a private school
>still happens
>now I'm homeschooled, have no friends and wish that I was dead

StI'll like ponies thoe

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>>35726772
>>35726785
Worth nothing I'm a Jew
>Be next day
>John is pissed
>"Anon, why wasn't Trinity there?"
>Not enough triggered
>Need to enrage autist even more
>luckily there's a surprise blue light drill
>purpose is to get kids to "hide" from intruders bc 5 teens hiding under a table isn't an easy target
>John freaks out at drill
>pulls out his pocketknife to defend the school
>teacher takes knife and gets detention
>so far so good
>meet up with black friend who we'll call Tyrone
>Tell Tyrone about John and his lists
>Tyrone gets pissed, agrees to plan
>Go to Trinity
>Tell her what I told Tyrone
>she's disgusted
>we form an informal alliance against John
>back to computer tech class
>go on his computer before he arrives
>school has student accounts, so each compueter adapts to the settings of the account
>change his account background to brony shit
>every computer he logs onto is very visible pony stuff
>Teacher makes joke about viruses
>"Could have a 'Trojan Pony' there John"
>My sides
>pic related

>>35727074
do you have any more stories about John?

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>>35725566
>middle school
>have to pee
>2 of my friends also have to pee at the same time as me
>we go in and then I get a great idea to piss on everything
>we grab our dicks and start pissing on the mirrors, sinks, walls, toilet, floor, urinals, paper towels, etc
>laughing our asses off just shaking our dicks and pissing together like bros
>next few months nobody could go to the restrooms without an escort
>boys had assemblies telling us to not piss on things
>"we'll find you, so you might as well fess up now"
>they never found us

Most original bump ever

>>35728334
never met anyone as valiant as you