>300 word essay due tomorrow >haven't even started

>300 word essay
Nigga, that's hardly a page.

>300 word essay

Shit man wait till you're hit with 3000+ word essays thats when you'll really be fucked

its fucking friday who has assignments due on saturday

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>60 word essay due on monday
>haven't even started

>a word essay due tomorrow
>haven't even started
shit guys it's over

>>34454596
You posted the same thing on pol yesterday, implying today was tomorrow.

>>34454669
>>34454748
>>34454785
is this bait

original

>>34454888
Looks very well like its shit tier bait

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>300 word manifesto due on /r9k/ tomorrow
>haven't even started it yet

wew, i'll just shit my way through it like always

>3 word essay due in 3 seconds

fuck me up senpai

>>34454596
>150 word essay due tomorrow
>don't know how to read

How fucked am I?

>>34455026
>i am gay.

essay done

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>tfw one well lived life due in 50 years

>>34454910
>shit tier bait
>falls for it anyway
(You)

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I just finished a 1,500 word essay but my college is very writing intensive. So far I have been working on it for a week. My school is really weird and we have Independenet study projects where we do whatever the fuck we want and write a paper on it. I did buddhism. Cool shit actually.

>>34454596
Dude, fuck that. I had a 200 word essay last week and it fucking killed me.

As for these fags claiming they've done 3000+ word essays, are you creating a report on the entire fucking history of man kind or something? Kek, there's no point in lying to make others feel dumb, keep that shit in /b/

>>34454596
how is it due on Saturday faggot liar

>>34455974
fuck off peacenigger

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>exclusively took math and physics classes in college
>never had to write any essays

>>34456269
My friend and one(1) other classmate had to do a 7 minute presentation for his calculus class.

haiku due monday
haven't even started yet
just fuck my shit up

>>34456269
>>34456288
>Doing an M.Sc. in Theoretical Physics
>Have to give 3 presentations and a poster presentation to pass

WHY THE FUCK IS A REQUIREMENT?

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>>34454596
>Physics test next monday
>Barely know anything

I already failed Physics once and I can't seem to understand a thing. Am i fucked?

>>34456383
>Am i fucked?
Possibly. What are you struggling with?

>>34456383
lmao bro how can you not understand physics just look at the world around you haha wtf

>one syllable essay due before the heat death of the universe
>haven't started it yet

just kill me now

>>34456269
>not having to write 12+ page physics lab reports with full abstract/intro/methods/results/discussion/conclusion and 40+ citations every week
Here's how I know you went to a shitty liberal arts school.

>>34456402
Pretty much everything. I'm not one to practise things. I have a much easier memorasing them. I know I picked the wrong course but I'm so deep into it I can't seem to pull out.

>>34456410
thanks for the keks anon

>>34456439
whats your test on?

>>34454596
>300 word essay

reported for underage b&

>>34456417
Why would I pick classes that made me do boring lab stuff? Nah man I just did the classes that were nominally physics but were really just applied math.

>>34456463
I'm not english so I can't say for sure. Sorry about that. Point is I'm not that terrible at it but I suck when it comes down to doing the math in it

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>tfw 150 word analysis of the supreme gentleman's commentaries due tomorrow

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>over 9000 essay due in 3 seconds
>havent even started yet
>maw

>>34457653
Is that a fake innie?

>>34454847
haha u R fucked :D :)

>>34457101
You could probably pretty easily write a 1500 word analysis on Elliot, let alone a 150 one. So much to talk about there, I wish when I did English comp for my core courses that I wrote the essays on shit I cared about. I ended up nearly failing twice(once in Comp 1, once in Comp 2) because doing the final essays on shit I could not care less about was the fucking worst.

>>34454596
>be in software engineering
>no essays
>only codes

replace "word essay" with "line code" and that's usually the situation I find myself in

>>34454596
Lol 300 words is nothing

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>punctuation mark due next thursday
>havent started
>mfw

is this the end for me robots?

>>34458753
>is this the end for me robots?
>this the end for me robots?
>the end for me robots?
>end for me robots?
>for me robots?
>me robots?
>robots?
>?
You did it anon!

20 word essay due in 6 years


Fuck me :(

>>34454596
>How fucked am I?

Pretty fucked, m8.

There's no way you'll be able to finish a 300 word essay in 24 hours. I know I wouldnt.

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>>34454596
>Any number of words essay
>About sound itself
>Dues in -7 hours ago
>Have not even started
Haha I hate myself

Just finished a ~6500 word essay

I know humblebrag

>>34454883
Yes, got banned for it too

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>9 word 4chan post due in a year

JUST

>>34456313
underrated post to be quite frank.

>>34455998
>tfw got caught cheating in a 2000 word timed essay at school when I was 15
>tfw didn't get caught in the later 1200 word one.

>>34459187
>>34459036
>>34458939
>>34458753
>>34457653
>>34456313

The humour that makes 4chan less shitty - thank you.