>Is that the girl you like, anon? Bro, I told you, you just

>>34500038

ok bro. no hard feelings if she likes me over you.

>>34500038
ebin thread OP, upvoated ! :) xP

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>>34500038
1. I wouldn't be talking to some chad faggot, ever, at all
b. I hate girls because they were mean to me, now I have a waifu and am much happier

>>34500038
>implying chad would be my friend

it's that darn jawline

>>34500038
"I'll give you an example!"
>Proceeds to sweet talk her into having sex with her
See, what I tell you Anon?
"But chad..you're supposed to be helping m-"
>Walks away from you with her in his arms
Don't overthink it bro LOL!
>Is a block away from you yelling
Beeeeee yourself xP

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>>34500960
>tfw rounded jawline
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI

>>34500038
Why do women find this attractive?, it's like the male version of a playboy model....boring, generic looking. Maybe I have low standards but playboy models bore me, i'd rather fuck a plain jane or a fat chick honestly.

>>34501542
yeah i'm sure you're way more interesting looking you fucking faggot

>>34501542
Are you me? I can't stand how most pornstars look.

I'm not sexually attracted to the normie standard of female "beauty", that is tons of make-up, slut clothes, fake hair, toned/tanned body, etc.

>>34501573
wasn't even implying that, i'm ugly as fuck.

>>34501542
only ugly people say that, it's a way to cope

guess who one of those self proclaimed "women who prefer real men" would fuck if they were given free choice between a 5'10 dadbod hairy 40 year old and this 6'1 10/10 god.

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>>34501849
Not him, but I can't jack off to any woman that society would consider a 7/10 or above.

When I jack off I'm either thinking about, or looking at, average 3/10 to 6/10 (according to society) girls.

When I see "generic attractive woman" it does nothing for my dick. This is me masturbating, I have the choice of thinking or looking at any girl I want, how is that coping?

Sometimes I jack off to what I personally consider more than 6/10, but society probably doesn't, or they have no comment because it's illegal. Like I consider this girl to be 9/10.

>>34501395
Getting rid of round chin is mostly losing weight. Height to weight?

i don't trust girls who ask me who i like anymore. i've had two girls tell other people word got around. one even just talked mad shit about me too.

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>>34501331
kek'd in an original way