>that time i tryed to fuck my dog when i was 12

>>34499974
>that time i jerked off 6 times in few hours when i was 12

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>that time I killed my younger brother when I was 8

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>that time I jizzed on my cat and he liked it

If I had a big dog I would let it fuck my ass. Or would that be dangerous?

>>34500139
i have a big dog but i live with other people

>>34500139
Might be a little dangerous. Dogs are much bigger then humans.

>>34500055
I hope this is real and that you have a story

>>34499974
>that time when I tried fence hopping when I was 15. I actually walked up to a donkey mare in the middle of the night but eventually refused to do "it"

>>34500139
You'd be literally butthurt. Not to mention the knot would take a while before you can make him pull out.

Trust me, I'm a furry. I don't literally fuck dogs though.

>>34500066
>tfw cat hissed at penis :(

>>34499974
>that time i covertly jerked off to completion in a car full of people

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>tfw I let my dog lick peanut butter off my dick when I was ten because I didn't know how to masturbate yet