What religion do you believe in, /r9k/? I'm Catholic.

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>>34515136
Kekism

>>34515136
Islam

RavioliRavioliOri

Evangelical

>>34515136
I wish I could believe in a religion, years of existential terror have destroyed me.

i worship hecate(as well as her avatar Kek) and i believe in the Olympians, i believe they literally actually exist

>>34515181
Do you leave food offerings at the crossroads to placate the restless spirits every month?

>>34515136
I'm Catholic as well

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>>34515136
Satanist.
Oregano.

Buddhism
Oreeeeeeeeeeginal

>>34515136
I'm an atheist
oregano

If God were real, wouldn't he have created me with a greater inclination to believe in him?

>>34515136
Deist/Agnostic theist.

>>34515136
I don't know OP-chan

>>34515210
yeah usually something like a rotisserie chicken

>>34515935
Don't want heaven too crowded, do we?

>>34515136
No religion, but a pandeist

>>34515136
used to be a practicing catholic not anymore.

>>34515136
Im agnostic

Oregania

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Agnostic atheist like my father and his father before him.

Technically part of the evangelical-lutheran church but that was only because my mom thinks god exists and it was important for her that I got baptized

>>34515136
Pantheistic monism

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>>34515136
I'm an Atheist but I used to be Catholic. I go to church sometimes to spend time with my family.

>>34515136
pussy.


also u all lying.


world revolves around pussy and pussy revolves around money/ability and those two revolve around skill/wisdom/cunning.

>>34515161
Same. Sunni.

>>34515181
No, you don't. You are trying waaaay too hard by the way.

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None. Ordained minister of the Universal Life Church here, heavily influenced by the CoE's teachings.

You can sign up for the quick online ordination here: https://www.themonastery.org/ordination

I'm actually trying to figure out how to explain in an essay why Spinoza and Lovecraft say the same thing and reality-as-we-understand it is the flowing nightmare of a God beyond this plane, the idiot Azathoth, the only Substance from which everything is generated and in which everything lies. Only rational thing to believe in, desu

orthodox here
it's the norm where I live

technically evangelical, but actually agnostic

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Islam is the one true religion
everything else is man made

Agnosticism


Original as Fuck

>>34515136
Catholic.

Based virginity before marriage, sex is sacred and this triggers normies, virginity is an ideal of life, this ultra triggers degenerate sex addict normies.

>>34517197
Pussy looks disgusting t b h

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feminism fucking manspaining white guilt cucks

I worship myself as the only true God

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>>34519329
Sup Kira.

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>>34515149
Esoteric Kekism combined with esoteric Tibetan buddhist non-sense.

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>>34515136
The church of the flying spahgetti monster

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>>34515136
Roman Catholic, baptized, raised, communionated and firmated.

But nowadays I keep myself out of religious and moral discussions, because I`m more or less agnostic and quite misotheistic. Still, I have great respect for the Holy Catholic Church and her services for mankind.


And all the "DAAYYYYUUUSSS VOOOOOLLLLTTTT" guys are fucking pathetic. I bet they don`t even know how to say the Paternoster.

>>34515136
I don't, but if I had to pick one I'd worship Ishtar or Aphrodite or something

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>>34515136
>What religion do you believe in, /r9k/?
jainism

>>34515935
That literally defeats the point of faith.

As in, LITERALLY.

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>catholics think a man that is not Jesus or Peter is able to stand in behalf of God

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Religion and intelligence does not go well together.

notreallydevouted Islam

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Catholic is the way to live
Praise the Lord, praise Jesus!

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Jew
Heeb
Goldstien
Hook nose
Half dick
Firewood
Ash
Jesus Killer
Kike
Yid
Kosher
Joo
Zog

My grandpa was a hologram survivor and I plan on tattooing his inmate numbers on my arm, what do you guys think?

>>34519662
>what is einstein

>>34515136
I was raised Christian

I hate to say it but I'm some sort of deist and a strong believer in God, I knew this Korean guy who told me that people see something and they give it a name but people give things different names and as a result people argue about different stuff

>>34519796
some crazy kook worshipped by mainstream academics.

Eastern Orthodox.