What would it take for you to be happy anon?

>>34680380
Turn back time, to the good ol' days

A place to call home.

>>34680380
To have enough money to live alone and don't have to work.

Or basically any excuse to stay inside forever.

>>34680380
Never been born on this Earth.

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Spreading enlightenment to an ignorant populace in His Name

I want the world to be a less callous place.

>>34680380
killing manlets

Give me powers only prophets have. I want control over plagues so i can do God's will.

>>34680380
shitload of money to maintain neet lifestyle. Fuck everything else

A gf who cares about me forever.

>>34680380
my hallucinations and dreams would have to be positive again
or at least be a different kind of fucked up

If I lie down to sleep tonight and just never wake up.


And there is no afterlife.

That would be great

>>34680589
How are you going to achieve that anon?

>>34680380
In my worst mood probably a gf, but on all honestly just a couple of friends that give a shit.

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Wymin slavery

>>34680380
No idea. I'm pretty sure I should be happy.

>I'm getting laid again
>I'm exercising
>Drinking every night
>Smoking my cigs
>I'm reading good books
>I've been staying away from distraction for the most part
>I'm eating well
>Found some good new music
>Good sleep schedule
>Family relationships getting better
>Considered jumping in front of a subway twice this week.

>>34680380

To have healthy tall sons and the means to provide for my family

A new non-sperg brain

>kill Chad
>fuck Stacy
>happy anon

I don't know anymore, at somepoint I feel like I hit a point of no return on pessimism where everything seems to make me more unhappy

A successful career. I feel like everything else will get easier if not fall into place when I can stop living with my fucking parents and going to community college courses in an attempt to salvage the dumpster fire I've made of my life.

I'm just tired of being a failure.

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Probably just a shit ton of money

This coming Friday til Monday going just like I imagine.

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3-5 million dollars so I don't ever have to work again and I can still buy all the vidya I want.

>>34680380
money, bitches, vidya pretty much neet life and getting money from nothing

>>34680380
be back at higschoool so i can do a shooting and get back alive

>>34680380
For me to get back to october when things were perfect with my girlfriend.
It has been three days now and I don't think the heartache, memories of how things were and the pain of imagining what could have been will ever go away.

Nothing would make me happy.

Heroin and Fentanyl

>>34680380
I'm too far beyond that point.

There's so much I can't fathom any of it happening:
>Place where I can sleep comfortably
>Job that I can enjoy
>Not having to worry all the time

Happiness is an illusion, brought by a small mind too ignorant to see the nothingness beyond.

>>34680380
The ability to convince normies that the truth is more important than any ideology and that being incorrect isn't an admission of defeat, as we are all wrong from time to time. All we can do is acknowledge our errors and to continue striving for the truth.

I dont know what produces happiness, so I just try things and hope I find something that feels good.

I am kinda happy already.

>>34680380
a qt gf

that's it

>>34680395
>^This
Take everything I've worked for, I don't care.

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>>34680380
I used to think having someone I care about would give me the motivation to change and be happy.

But even though we have fun together I don't feel any different and even feel extra shitty than before sometimes because I end up lying to them to hide what a pathetic waste of space I am.

>>34680380
To have a different childhood or different parents

Someone who will hug me, tell me everything will be ok. Someone gentle who cares, that's really it, is that too much to ask?

>>34680380
>What would it take for you to be happy anon?
One autistic NEET gf.

My dick being functional like 99% of young men
The world definitely don't want me to be happy

>>34680509
Praise the Emperor
I would like the God King to reveal himself and usher in a Golden age of humanity where we all live a really long time and theres none of this SJW bullshit and everyone gets bio enhancements and we all work together and colonize the galaxy.

>>34680380
>a reason to live
>being 6'4
>my complete family(my parents divorced)
>be a normie
i guess that sums it up.

I just wanna my novel published. It doesnt even need to be a sucess, I just wanna hold it in my hands, go to the mall and see it being sold there.

Pepe for pres and to be mrs. Blackmer

>>34682521

Im here! Kekekekekek

>>34682628
Please be my qt3.14 gf I promise to make you tendies whenever you so desire

>>34680380
A place to call home,someone that i can protect and care about everyday.

Happyness if that's even possible

Being confident, and finding a steady job. Not spending so much time on 4chan.

for me and other people to see myself as a girl

a time machine

direct communication with God

My idiot parents and their garbage out of my life, a new garage, and a new printer for my business

Making money from mah house, specifically online, not so big of a house but comfy enough to be nice. Nice place to live too, nice variety of weed, and maybe a Qt?

Tesla car preferred too.

>>34680380
I think I need to feel independent and confident instead of near parasitic and insecure to achieve happiness.

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Probably a near death experience. I feel like I'd want to live and be happy after seeing that the few things I enjoy would all be taken away from me in an instant.

>>34680425
So on a diffeeent earth or complely dif planet?
As yu? Or something else?

>>34680380
To lose my virginity to a girl i find attractive i guess. Also find someone who sells good weed.

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>>34682652
B-b-b but im shy senpai.

money

if I had the money to live in a tiny apparent and just sleep, eat, and do computer stuff for the rest of my life I could be happy

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>>34680380
Meaning in a meaningless existence.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzMnR6IAe18

>More friends
>End my internet addiction
>Move out of my parents house
>Be able to hold a conversation with a girl
>Become at least somewhat fit
>Improve social skills (I have aspergers)
>When I stop talking to myself

>>34680380
People who love me and excitement in life

money to heightmax and looksmax

of course id still have an average iq which sucks but you cant get everything in life

a girlfriend who will play video games with me and teach me how to cook.

>>34684146
Cooking is easy lad

>>34680380
desu I don't know anymore I haven't been truly happy for decades

>>34684008

dan...lol