You are now Donald Trump, and you have won the presidency!
It is your first week as president, what do you do?
delet mexico
>>4171
Nuke Canada
>>4171
Build wall.
It was a quiet day out on the plateau. Vegeta and Piccolo both stood opposite of each other:
"Vegeta: You have been skipping out on your medication. Why?" asked Piccolo
"I am a Saiyan prince. I don't need any of these worthless daily doses!" he replied with defiance
Piccolo shook his head in disapproval and began to charge up his binding rings. Before he knew it, Vegeta was trapped and ready to receive his medication:
"I didn't get this medical degree for nothing. I want to help people. Just sit still and it'll be over soon," Piccolo calmly stated
Despite his gentle reassurance, Vegeta continued to struggle, cursing at the Namekian under his breath. Piccolo pulled down his and Vegeta's pants: He was ready to administer the dosage. Piccolo inserted his long, thick, Namekian cock into Vegeta's soft, Saiyan anus:
"GET IT OUT OF ME, YOU FILTHY GREEN MAN!" shouted Vegeta
Piccolo replied "That is no way to speak to your doctor!" and continue to apply the daily dose
Piccolo's cock was thoroughly pounding Vegeta and Piccolo was near ejaculation. But it seemed it just wasn't enough to help his patient. What should I do though? Piccolo thought. Suddenly, like a flash, the idea came to him: Immediately after ejaculating, Piccolo unsheathed his Piccolo tallywacker from Vegeta and began to charge himself up. Vegeta thought, it was finally over, but he turned his head back only to see a giant Piccolo, with his peter-popper even larger than ever.
Vegeta braced himself for the bullet train-sized one-eyed monster that was about to penetrate him. At first, it hurt incredibly: Vegeta had never felt such an powerful surge of pain before. But after an hour of nonstop buttfucking, his anus became stretched and worn out to the point where he could enjoy it!
When Piccolo finally ejaculated, it was released at such a force that Vegeta vomited a large quantity of the semen. Piccolo reverted back to his normal size and let Vegeta free:
"Thanks, doc. I'm sorry about how I was acting before. This medicine is great! I'll see you tomorrow then."
As Vegeta flew home, Piccolo gave a smile of satisfaction: He was glad he could help another person with their daily dose. But he had to hurry and give the other Z fighters their daily doses too! And so, he flew off as well.
The end
Does Vegeta go back to double dip or does he stay at home?
>>16967
[x] Double dip
>>16971
Good choice, Player!
What happens next is It was a quiet day out on the plateau. Vegeta and Piccolo both stood opposite of each other:
"Vegeta: You have been skipping out on your medication. Why?" asked Piccolo
"I am a Saiyan prince. I don't need any of these worthless daily doses!" he replied with defiance
Piccolo shook his head in disapproval and began to charge up his binding rings. Before he knew it, Vegeta was trapped and ready to receive his medication:
"I didn't get this medical degree for nothing. I want to help people. Just sit still and it'll be over soon," Piccolo calmly stated
Despite his gentle reassurance, Vegeta continued to struggle, cursing at the Namekian under his breath. Piccolo pulled down his and Vegeta's pants: He was ready to administer the dosage. Piccolo inserted his long, thick, Namekian cock into Vegeta's soft, Saiyan anus:
"GET IT OUT OF ME, YOU FILTHY GREEN MAN!" shouted Vegeta
Piccolo replied "That is no way to speak to your doctor!" and continue to apply the daily dose
Piccolo's cock was thoroughly pounding Vegeta and Piccolo was near ejaculation. But it seemed it just wasn't enough to help his patient. What should I do though? Piccolo thought. Suddenly, like a flash, the idea came to him: Immediately after ejaculating, Piccolo unsheathed his Piccolo tallywacker from Vegeta and began to charge himself up. Vegeta thought, it was finally over, but he turned his head back only to see a giant Piccolo, with his peter-popper even larger than ever.
Vegeta braced himself for the bullet train-sized one-eyed monster that was about to penetrate him. At first, it hurt incredibly: Vegeta had never felt such an powerful surge of pain before. But after an hour of nonstop buttfucking, his anus became stretched and worn out to the point where he could enjoy it!
When Piccolo finally ejaculated, it was released at such a force that Vegeta vomited a large quantity of the semen. Piccolo reverted back to his normal size and let Vegeta free:
"Thanks, doc. I'm sorry about how I was acting before. This medicine is great! I'll see you tomorrow then."
As Vegeta flew home, Piccolo gave a smile of satisfaction: He was glad he could help another person with their daily dose. But he had to hurry and give the other Z fighters their daily doses too! And so, he flew off as well.
The end
Come, come. Place your bets on matches!
Each playa will start with a whooping 100 gold
You loses when you run out of dosh
Rolled 66 (1d100)
>>16399
I'll bet 20 gold on the new guy
One on your right you got nosingston Goldman
+sneaky
+excellent sense of smell
+can break rocks with his nose
-pretty weak otherwise
-2 inch dick
-hated by everyone
One your right you got one horned Ivan.
+big benis :DD
+Menacing upper body
+that horn can deal some real damage
-skipped leg day
-riddled with STDs
-Easy to anger
PICK YOUR GLADIATOR
>>16419
ivan is on the left , whoopsie
Ok guys who thinks this will last or will it be a flop ITT: discuss Wil /QST catch on I'm from /b so I'm a faggot and out of my comfort zone
> I'm from /b/
we can tell
>>16133
>/b
Go back, faggot.
The one and only. Think before you choose. Best of luck.
Grey.
Most of these aren't that great.
Gray, become a professional animal translator
these are pretty fucking shit.
The longevity one, wealth or animal speaking one.
Our main character, Sebastian is an average high school aged boy. He is one of the many members of a popular online forum. He also has 3 friends that use the same forum, their names are Rebecca (lifeIStough55) , David (Riches_Get_Bitches_41) and Skylar (Sky). Sebastian posts under the username Cbass_Coolman1. One day a new user joins the website's chat room feature and begins to speak of the world ending in only a couple of days. No exact date or time is given. The moderators eventually ban this user for trolling and nobody in the chat room hears from this mysterious user again. The "mysterious user" was using a username comprised of a strange combination of lower case and capital letters as well as numbers.
Being the curious main character Sebastian is, he does a quick search to find a post on another forum addressing what seemed to be the same user as before. A comment was left by the mysterious user. It only included a .onion link, which can only be visited using the tor browser.
This is where our story begins.
Masturbate
>>15049
Try finding a Tor browser that works with our iMac.
>>15049
OPEN your LABTOP OF HUMOROUSLY DUBBED PROMISCUITY to MASTURBATE to AFRICAN MALE ON CAUCASIAN FEMALE 3 DIMENSIONAL PORNOGRAPHIC MATERIAL.
Welcome to Jurassic Park!
After a thunderstorm and security breach knocked out the power, you find yourself hiding behind foliage in a previously inhabited T-Rex exhibit.
What would you like to do?
>>9128
Find the closest velociraptor and ride on it's turkey back.
Find tallest tree and climb it.
Try to find weaponry
You awaken in a quaint room, walls white as your skin, with a door to the OUTSIDE WORLD waiting for you. As you it were, you happen to be a SUPERHERO, but you are one without a name and a power. Your job is to save humanity, possibly. It's entirely possible your backstory is derived of various other destructive concepts, which may or may not be the forces of good.
What is your name and powers?
>>6797
>name
hiro
>powers
SUCC
mindrape
killing myself without diying
>>6797
The power to sell anything to anyone
>Name
Macrovagina
>Powers
Each time you hit an enemy, two giants dices fall from the sky. If your dice number is higher than the enemy dice then the enemy dies instantly, else the enemy survives.
You are half-plant and can control radio waves to communicate.
You struggle to wake. Last night was a very, very long night, and all you remember is that you were exhausted. You could barely keep your eyes open. Unfortunately, the warm, comfy bed on which you slept is now too warm. You really should take the sheets off.
[ ] Throw off sheets
[ ] Form sheet cocoon and refuse to be useful today
>>2283
>[ ] Pet the kotapet
>>2283
>[ ] Form sheet cocoon and refuse to be useful today
kak
>>2283
>[x] Form sheet cocoon and refuse to be useful today
You just had to, didn't you
Allright, I tried to do this on /tg/ and then I remembered that /qst/ exists for some reason.
Here we go again!
Boom, woosh, space noises.
A wizard transported you and a bunch of other fa/tg/uys into a mysterious archipelago. You appear to be next to a creek, where leather tents have alredy been set. The lands around the rivers are relarively flat and grassy with some trees, with forests to the West and the Southeast. The river bifurcates, one side leading to a large lake, the other to an unknown location. Your group seems to be of about 50 people, of wich the overwhelming majority (maybe even all of them) are male. They have the clothes they had on before being transported here, although everything they were carrying seems to have disappeared in the teletransportation. The small cluster of tents appear to have some spears that could be used for either fishing or hunting, although the wildlife here is quite strange... Are those crab-like things in the water even edible? Weren't they exctinct?
The people is confused and scared. What is going on? What creatures can be lurking in this island? Will they ever return home? And most importantly: wat do?
Welp, I'm a bored newfag and decided to try and make my first civ game, so this could go either great or terribly. This is based on this dead setting I found on 1d4chan https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Setting:4chan_Archipelago so this could also be either a good or a bad thing. But, since we are based in the /tg/ isle, we shouldn't be able to meet with the other boards yet.
>Population: 50
>Civilization: Crude. Leather tents and fishing spears, some of them stone-tipped, some just sharp sticks.
>Culture: Nearly none. Some fa/tg/uys mutter about the "Dice Gods", but that's about it.
>Technology: Stone age-ish, although the fa/tg/uys have 21st century knowledge.
You are settled in the black tent-like thing near the river shown on the map.
>>15629
Shameless self-bump because I wasted too much time on that map to let it die.
>>15629
invent australia
Learn everyone's names.
Also, OP, use [b], [i] and colors.
Let's have some fun
Choose a side:
>Pirate
>Marine
>Revolutionary
Choose a style of fighting :
>Martial arts
>Swordsman (choose how many swords)
Last 2 digits determine the devil fruit you eat, you can change it one time if you don't like it (you can change anything after you have confirmed your devil fruit).
>>14824
>Mountain Bandit
But, seriously
>Pirate
>Swordsman
>0
>>14837
A swordman with 0 swords, I like it.
You hae the Guru Guru No mi, which kinda sucks, re-choose?
>>14824
Lets go pirate with 1 sword
You awake one day, to find you are a stick figure, you look around and see a sword in a tree, a bow, and a staff. One thing you immediately notice about this world, everything is drawn like 6 year old made it.
Your adventure begins, choose your weapon.
The bow
>>14828
You pick up the bow, you toy with the string and realize its really hard to pull back, you decide to look around and notice a wall with a draw bridge at least, you hope that's what it is.
I walk towards it
You wake up, naked, in a room. A pounding haze seems to obscure you from remembering anything important, like how you got there or who you are. Struggling, you can make out a rock on the floor and a door.
What do you do?
open the door and call the rock a faggot
>>9997
open door and peek outside
Grab the key from under the rock and use it on the door
You sit on your couch, a laptop on your crotch with 20 open tabs of bukkake porn, instead of looking for work.
This has been your existence since you lost your first job a few months ago.
Suddenly you hear a knock at the door.
do you....
[]Answer the door, risking the Neet Aroma you have produced over the months just to see whether or not it's a Jehova witness
[] hide behind the couch until they're gone so you can wank in peace
[] players choice
>>9214
>[] Players choice.
Ignore it. Take out your lotion and start stroking off to your loli hentai folder.
Open door as quickly as possible
>>9225
You ignore the knock at the door, whip out your dick and lotion and start browsing your loli hentai folder.
you get close to cumming but you see this face at the window, staring straight at you.
what do you do?
This is Poffin. Poffin is a fairy from the swamp but got seperated from their family a long time ago! Poffin also has special abilities to help other animals with.
>Where does Poffin live now?
>What is the first animal Poffin is gonna help?
>>6934
Farm
Chicken
Under a bridge
A penguin
>>6955
The chicken cannot lay an egg