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>>2936

reported to GCHQ

Cuz people follow shitty traditions w/o thinking about why they are doing it
Cudos to every tradition/culture/religion out there that doesn't stop and think about what they are doing and why.

>>2936
I'm English and literally only just find out they had another kid. I'm hugely opposed to that antiquated institution.

>being religious
>tfw cant post fedoras

As a catholic, I would just wait for the lab tests. A miracle should be proclaimed when all reasonable explanations have failed and a sound motivation for it to happen has been found

>>2849
This seems to be a case where even the Church was being skeptical. The lab result saying it was a fungus seems much more believable and Occam's razor definitely favors that over something outside of how things normally work.
If not a fungus, it could be a reaction we haven't dealt with before.

>>2808
Good. Fuck dolphins.
Those mammalian rape fish aren't even endangered. I bet they're fucking delicious too.

>>2808
It's called a treaty. Like, where we agree with other people on something. If we simply exported our own laws everywhere, you'd be crying that we were imperialists too.

Seriously, we can't win.

Don't worry, our handsomest politicians are hot on the case.

I like how Hiro thinks that le Anonymous hacking group = 4chan.

>>2104
Hiro doesn't know squat about appropriate boards, board culture, board etiquette, 4chan's history, etc. so just ignore him if possible.

>>2103
Did EFG or the Anonymous with Vendetta masks came first? If it's EFG then wearing the mask is unintentionally ironic to their cause.

>>2856
In America, Doctors are allowed to charge whatever they want, but in practice it ends up being whatever the insurance providers want who the doctors contract with. I'd imagine most Americans would say the free market should decide.

Greedy fucks moaning about above average wage.

I have no sympathy for them because they already get paid vast sums that most people in this country would kill for, but if the terms of their contracts are being changed, they are entitled to renegotiate their salaries as well.

So it sucks for them, and I would strike too in their position, but I'm actually in a considerably worse position, so I'm not going to bother with any of these protests and petitions that people keep thrusting at me.

Even if man-induced climate change was a lie/exaggeration (I've never been too sure), I still think there is no harm in conservation of resources.
Finding alternatives to oil, recycling, all that shit, it can only be of benefit, right? Or am I missing something here?

>>2716
The global warming cultists won't care. It's like explaining contradictions in the bible to someone with a snake in their hand.

>>2775
No harm in self driven conservation. The problem is it's being used by governments to dictate industry and wield larger control over populations. That's not OK.

>>2541
>Migrant

They're not Migrants, they're refugees. don't try to push your fascist agenda on /news/.
In fact, just go back to >>>/pol/ while you're at it.

>>2580
Look up the definition of refugee my man

>>2580

1+ agree #Its2015

>>2490
Cut your losses with oil. US NG for international export will still be a viable investment until Iran gets a pipeline up through what is now IS Group territory.

Here's the new bonanza if you have the balls for it:
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/11/28/us/politics/bill-gates-expected-to-create-billion-dollar-fund-for-clean-energy.html?_r=0

>>2490
>investing in the oily jew
shiggy diggy

>>2595
You can't say that you anti-semite.
IT. IS. NOT. ALLOWED!

It doesn't matter if the profits are on Black Friday, the week before, or the day after.
The golden quarter will always be golden.

Can't wait until the Black Friday meme dies. I have never participated in it and I never will.

I love how they make excuses. They'll say anything except "Sales sucked ass and we fabricated statistics here to preserve investor confidence because we're snake motherfuckers and the truth is that 65% of the nation is poor as shit because every corporation is finding ways to moneygrab and bleed the nation dry and we pay our own workers as little as humanly possible and we're dumb because expect them to have money to spend during the holiday season and pleasedisregardthatthisistheworstrunonsentenceyouhaveeverseenandseeyounextyearhopefully. "

>>1950
>theguardian.com
Beacon of enlightened and accurate journalism:
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/jul/22/thomas-the-tank-engine-children-parents

Wait... as in r/4chan
Or did /pol/ or /b/ whip this up while I wasn't looking?

>>1950
>Congrats fellow redditors! We did it!

GO BACK TO REDDIT YOU FAGGOT.

>>1899
You mean when did journalism become so fucking lame? How is this shit any different than caturday and the rest? It's not /b/'s fault some "journalist" had nothing better to write about other than a few fags' photoshop fun.

>>1929
>

Thank Willy Hurst

>>1899
They talk about Anonymous, and talk about 4chan being the birthplace of memes... But don't mention that 4 Chan is the birthplace of Anonymous? Shity journalism.

Also this is the type of stuff Anon should be doing. Go hack some isis accounts and replace their profile pictures with rubber ducks

>>1879
Everything you need to know is covered by 5th grade.

>>1936
You couldn't even land a job with a fifth grade education.

>>1937
Name that important knowledge you have to learn after 5th grade that isn't directly based on the previous grade's information?!

It's ALL regurgitated information repackaged as new information after 5th grade to make it seem higher, but it's all based on the previous stuff that's already been taught.

They're fucked

Pizza

>>1865
They did that already.

>Proofs

Really not sure who's at fault here. I think it will be along time before we can determine what was happening behind the scenes.

I know Russia likes to test the waters with flying through other countries air space, but so does everyone else. Russia posed 0 threat to Turkey.

DAILY REMINDER THAT TURKEY LITERALLY VIOLATED BASICALLY EVERY SINGLE NATO PROTOCOL ON AIRCRAFT INTERCEPTION. I'M IN WRITING IN CAPS BECAUSE THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT. HERE'S THE EXTRACT FROM NATO'S ARTICLES ON AIRCRAFT INTERCEPTION:


"
IF THE AIRCRAFT IS ON AN EXIT COURSE OF AN EXTREMELY NARROW BAND OF AIRSPACE, INTERCEPTION IS UNCALLED FOR

AT THE HALFWAY POINT, AN AIRCRAFT ENCROACHING UPON AIRSPACE IF ON AN EXIT COURSE, HAS COMPLIED WITH WARNINGS AND ORDERS AND CANNOT BE FIRED UPON

THE MINUTE THE AIRCRAFT IS OUT OF YOUR AIRSPACE, IT CANNOT BE FIRED UPON AND YOU MUST TURN AROUND AND GO HOME

IF YOU KNOW THE PURPOSE OF AN AIRCRAFT OPERATING CLOSE TO THE BORDER, ACCIDENTAL ENCROACHMENT IS ALLOWED AND NECESSITATES NO SCRAMBLE OR INTERCEPTION, UNLESS THE AIRCRAFT IS ON A PATH INTO YOUR COUNTRY WITH NO DEFINED EXIT POINT. IF THE AIRCRAFT IS MILITARY AND CLEARLY ARMED, AN AIRBORNE SENTRY CONSISTING OF AN INTERCEPTION SQUADRON IS ENCOURAGED TO FLY A HOLDING PATTERN ALONG THE BORDER FOR QUICK TURNAROUND. (NOTE, THAT DOESNT HAVE SHOOTDOWN OR EVEN RADAR LOCK ANYWHERE IN THE DEFINITION OF TURN AROUND)

DO NOT FIRE UPON AN AIRCRAFT THAT IS LEAVING OR HAS LEFT AIRSPACE. IT IS AN ACT OF WAR THAT BARS YOU FROM INCITING ARTICLE 5, AS NATO IS A DEFENSIVE MILITARY ORGANIZATION AND ARTICLE 5 ONLY COVERS A NATION ATTACKING A NATO COUNTRY WITHOUT DIRECT PROVOCATION OF THAT COUNTRY, OR AN OBJECTIVE ACT OF WAR AGAINST YOUR NOW PRESENT AGGRESSOR.
YOU MUST VISUALLY INTERCEPT THE AIRCRAFT AND HAVE VISUAL CONTACT WITH THE PILOT"


ALSO THIS >>1631
and you should blame russia a bit tbh. who sends an old ground attack aircraft like the SU-24 flying arround like that without SU27 escort.

>>1683
>implying turks care
>implying obama cares

Good luck euroshits :^)

>>1572
>kebab is getting deported
>kebab goes into hiding
What a fucking surprise, good luck eurokeks.

RIP Swecucks, such a shame.