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I'm god dammit fucking assmad. You know why? No? because NO ONE FUCKING EVER posted a fucking reply to my threads! I made some of the best music you ever heard, and it fucking gets ignored, it gets ZERO FUCKING REPLIES everytime I post it. I'm so fucking BUTTBLASTED right now, like, what the fuck is this? Not only that it takes like FIVE TOUSAND YEARS to upload a fucking picture or get past the fucking captcha, no, every time I post my EPIC WEBPAGE with my EPIC MUSIC, which is, MEASURABLY one of the best stuff ever created, it fucking get's ignored ALL THE TIME and I have to bump those fucking POINTLESS THREADS by myself EVERYTIME.
http://www.easynicelifetime.com/music.html
Fuck all of you, I'm the last descendant of Ramses III and I'm going to FUCKING SANDY HOOK THIS BOATING SCHOOL
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WHY IS THAT SO? IS THIS WEBPAGE ABSENT OF any FUCKING RULES OF HUMAN ACTIVITY AND PERCEPTION or is this A FUCKING STARING CONTEST? GODDAMN, THERE ARE ARTISTS ON THIS PAGE GETTING DISCUSSED THAT DON'T EVEN HAVE A CENT OF MY FUCKING SKILLS, OF MY CHARISMA OR THE ABILITY TO CREATE FUCKING GREAT MUSIC and basically YOU'RE A FUCKING JOKE. I'M SO FUCKING ASSMAD!!! RIGHT NOW. NOT THAT IT'S IMPORTANT, BECAUSE I GOT 1000 VIEWS since setting up the webpage three weeks ago BUT HOLY FUCKING GRAIL OF MOTHERFUCKING HIV-MONGRELS, I JUST WANT TO READ THAT SOMEONE HAS ACTUALLY SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT THIS STUFF
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YOU GODDAMN STUPID FAGLORDS, I'M SO TIRED AND SO FUCKING SICK OF THIS FUCKING PRETENDING NOTHING HAS HAVE HAPPENED YOU FUCKING LOW FUNCT AUTISTIC DUMBFUCKS, YOU FUCKING HIV-INFESTED BRAINCANCER-SPREADING FAGGOTRONS, YOU GODDAMN HUMAN TRASH OF AN INTERNET USERS JUST FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU STUPID USELESS IDIOTS
FUCK YOU GOOGLE I'M NOT GOING TO THE WARD AGAIN NOBODY CAN FORCE ME YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!
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I'M SO FUCKING MAD RIGHT NOW
Daily reminder that only three genres of music exist.
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>>69166514
Alright I'm a newfag here I'll bite. What three (3) genres are they?
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>>69166704
Pop, traditional and classical.
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>>69166713
I prefer to call them recorded, traditional, and classical.
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/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread
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Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired]
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly
Marc "Not Mark" Hogan
KRIS "Meme Rap" EX
Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes
Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano
Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 48
Nights since last BNM: 2
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member)
https://mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Rest in peace to Sharon Jones.
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Japandroids, The xx, John Cale, Foxygen, and each & every poster here
-/p4k/ then, /p4k/ now, /p4k/ forever.
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First for reviews are inherently meaningless attempts at vanity.
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Autechre BNR when
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What score do you think the Metallica album will get? My guess is 6.1
How do attend concerts by myself without looking like an autist
I always just stand around and nod my head to the music
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>>69166279
same desu senpai
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there's no way to stop that
just go to jazz shows where you can sit down and have a beer
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>>69166279
Why do you think anyone gives a fuck about what you're doing while attending a concert?
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can someone recommend me some /cozy/ music? music, osts, radios etc
studying for exams monday on a rainy/light misty night in central Massachusetts, feelsgoodman but dont have any music to accompany me
tnx /mu/
t. cozy aspirer
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I find lofi comfy
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This is perfect studying music for the type of situation you're describing. I remember back in high school listening to hour long edits of Aurian Dance on repeat repeatedly until I was done. Really kept my spirits up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYRDgd3Tb44
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>>69166135
wrong cover
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What's the most technical and complex jazz?
Doesn't matter if it's wank, I just want to hear the most complex that is out there.
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>What's the most technical and complex jazz?
>Doesn't matter if it's wank, I just want to hear the most complex that is out there.
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This. I fucking love it to death.
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Name one (1) good song titled "Smoke Break" or something similar
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>>69165970
The one by flatbush zombies
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Smoke Break
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Oh wait, I get it now. It's suppossed to sound like a piece of shit; an equivalent to getting raped by a crocodile; an equivalent of eating 20 knifes at once while you see your wife fornicating with an african american; an absolute abomination and degeneracy that makes Bruce Jenner seem like a happy aryan family. Now that I can get past misunderstanding, I can finally appreciate the genius of this album.
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>>69165825
So do you like it or?
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there is nothing even remotely disagreeable about that album
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YOU ARE SO NEEDED
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This Gerber baby ass head
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only reason Anthony Fantano can go around 'touring' and preaching is Death Grips and shit memes.
Sure its good he promotes small bands but everyone follows him blindly, meme reviews also killed more memes that it helped.
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>>69165817
i cant be the only person that hates him here
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Didn't someone say that fantano is the worst case of a meme becoming self aware in recent memory? can i have a link to that or something
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couldn't agree more, he gives band some good publicity and stuff but anyone with a good knowledge of small bands and journalism can do what he does just as well, if not better
also check 'em
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Member when pop music was actually good and musicians had talent instead of computers and autotune?
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>>69165650
>using a joke from a has-been show to complain about modern day pop music
irony
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So you try to tell me that there are no musicians with talent anymore/that technical progress excludes the existing of people having talent and using it? whoa
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>>69165650
yeah i member
ITT: rap/rappers who display considerable intelligence through lyrics, as opposed to the typical superficial crap on radio. (I get that there is subjectivity here, but be realistic)
For example, Ludicris parodying 'veni, vidi, vici' in Get Back, or Metaphor The Great (did a lot of music for The Boondocks) who constantly uses puns, similes and metaphors in his music. (eg. https://soundcloud.com/metaphor-the-great-1/extended-lamilton-fight-scene , https://soundcloud.com/metaphor-the-great-1/08-remain-silent)
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Eminem lol
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>>69165564
This. A lot of people get caught up with the controversy and misogynistic lyrics of some songs and disregard the meaning.
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>>69165541
billy woods
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyd3d_xOMDg
this song speaks for itself
post top bjork songs:
>TOP TEN (in no particular order)
>Isobel
>Possibly Maybe
>Headphones
>Unravel
>Joga
>All Is Full of Love
>It's Not Up To You
>Unison
>Desired Constellation
>Triumph of a Heart
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The steel pedal in possibly maybe is orgasmic
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Patrician bjork album
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>>69165516
1. Cocoon
2. Undo
3. Joga
4. The Anchor Song
5. Hunter
6. Play Dead
7. Hyper Ballad
8. Virus
9. Cosmonogomy
10. Desired Constellation
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Seeing this man live tonight, what should I expect?
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>>69165301
he made hip hop great again
and in four years he'll do the same for america
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>>69165301
a good time
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>>69165301
Either a political rant, a walkout 'cause Kim's being robbed, or a walkout, or sudden stopping of the show 'cause his voice is weak.
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Why do people hate Beats? I hear the Solo 2 is actually good.
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Because they're better ways to spend your slave money
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>>69164918
The solo is garbage and the solo 2 is a step above garbage. The bass isn't really punchy and removes any semblance of clarity and everything sounds muddy as fuck. I'd say they're worth $30 at most.
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>>69164926
So Beats are good?
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Discuss,rate,judge,etc.
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>spotify
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>>69164930
>what.cd
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