What is Twilight trying to do?
>>29483094
Be like Pinkie Pie and beCadance's homewrecker.
She's obviously doing yoga while Cadence tests pupil dilation. Shining Armor meanwhile thinks he may have left the baby on the glass chandelier above a pot of boiling water that is close to the edge of the table adjacent to his manega collection.
Looking up old friends obviously
What kind of kino would you watch with Glim Glam?
>>29482959
you'd watch /blacked/ with her huh, OP
>>29482959
That's the best thing I ever saw a pony do with glasses ever.
>>29482959
only the purest kino and all it's sequels!you should have known this was coming
Introducing the greatest goddamn thing you have ever seen in your miserable lives.
https://youtu.be/006QfnZp2Y8
Friendship is Pandering is a project developed and worked on over the last couple of months by a dear friend of mine. Give it a watch and tell him what you think.
>>29482632
Bumping for effect.
>>29482632
its gay lol
>>29482632
gay af lmao
>Lyra
>Incredible Talent for deepthroating
>but she's gay as Fuck
its like God's an asshole or something
>but she's gay as fuck
who isn't?
>>29482425
God gave her that talent because BonBon like to see her do it to her strap on. The lord works in mysterious ways OP.
>>29482425
>Lyra
>gay
Source needed.
>inb4 someone posts twilight
She's been sullied with impure earth and pegasus genes now
>>29481875
>>29481875
Wait, hold on for just a minute here. There are people here who get emotionally attached to a pony?
How do you deal with the fact that she or he is not real?
Do you get emotional whenever your waifu/husbando is put under a positive/negative light?
What will happen next once the show is over and Hasbro decided to discontinue the mlp brand for at least a decade?
>>29481521
It's alright, their feelings for you are as real as you're willing to let yourself believe they are, just like any normalfag's imagined belief that someone else belongs to them or selflessly loves them.
You can definitely feel empathy or fremdschämen when a beloved pony hits hiccups, but only if those faults feel genuine and don't breach your notion of their character in such a way that suspension of disbelief is broken and you're left blaming the writer for writing ooc. In those cases, you're just left feeling upset that one of the writers that allow us to view the life of the waifu failed in properly seering the world of Equestria, leaving us with only a warped version of the reality of Equestria.
For your last query, the ride never ends. Friendship Is Magic may end, /mlp/ may end, and even though the fandom will probably last for decades after, even it will likely evaporate some day. But the disease is always inside you once you've gazed so long into the abyss. Now matter what, we will never escape. 20 years from now, some may have tried to transition into normalfags with families, but always, in the back of their minds, ponies will be prancing there, taunting and sustaining.
>>29481643
Fuckin beautiful anon
>>29481643
You mean I'll go and fuck a mare then die when a farmer shoots me.
>be in enclosure
>simple life, just like being fed and being by myself
>idiot human child falls into enclosure
>reminds me of my son that was shipped off to another zoo
>sit by him to protect him from other nigs so that his head isn't cracked like an egg
>it's like being with my own son again
>have fun and drag him into the water
>hear bang and things turn black
>wake up few minutes later in a strange colorful place
>lots of multicolor small horses walking about
>talking
>thrown into some regal hall of sorts
>laid before a large, white equine creature with a horn and feathers
>assumptions of it being possibly female gone when it shoves it's foot long mare cock into my black gorilla ass
thatsbananas.jpg
>massive internal bleeding insues
>i want to go home
>i want to see my son again
mfw
>>29481432
dixout
>>29481432
Full Harambe in Equestria green pls.
>>29481432
I already fapped to the Derpy thread earlier so I'm all tapped out, OP. But I still like the cut of your jib.
http://pastebin.com/Pu749mrT
>>29481290
Post sheets
>>29481295
http://pastebin.com/RaZG8KLM
>>29481295
http://pastebin.com/p1dtY3qj
Hey Anon that's a nice symbol of white nationalism you got there
>>29481253
Silly book horse, i m not from argentina ^:)
>>29481253
You better not mix with that milk you dirty pongloid
Can I deposit to it?
One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
Two can be as bad as one
It's the loneliest number since the number one
>>29481156
i-i'll go on a date with you twilight
I spent this Valentines all alone. At a certain point of the day, I just sat on a bench in the middle of a empty little square next to where I live, while thinking about Sunset Shimmer and how I could make her happy and living with her for my entire life. And then, it started to rain.
It seemed like nature itself was purposely making me feel worse and worse.
Now I´m sad as fuck. Great.
>>29481156
>Twilight makes Anon spend Hearts and Hooves day at the castle answering questions about earth and taking part in various experiments
>She only does it so that she won't be alone on H&H day again
So what the actual fuck is up with this playset? You've got a changeling which is pretty cool by itself, and then you've got Twilight... wielding a giant pair of salad tongs as a mancatcher... and carrying a fucking spear. Is Twilight's objective to hold the changeling down and then stab it in the fucking face?! That's pretty goddamned metal for a little girl's toy to be honest. Holy shit.
>>29480834
Yes, that's exactly her objective, just look at her face
>>29480834
You see the expression on her face, right?
Yes, that's the objective.
why aren't there any red ponies?
>>29480724
Big Mac?
>>29480724
Edgy red and black OC's ruined it.
>>29480739
Apparently isn't a pony by OP's standards.
"It took me too long to find this trip" edition
>>29480532
Gas all glimmerfags
>>29480573
Bless all Glimmerfriends
>>29480532
ITCIGG
What should Teenage Spike's personality like?
I imagine him as being smart, but lazy. Why is that?
Isn't that basically how he always has been?
>>29480518
What, smart but lazy?
>>29480530
Yeah. He's the voice of reason but likes sleeping and seven hour bubble baths.
We all have our own expectations for the 2017 movie, the things we'd like to see the most... but they won't happen. The movie is going to be Twilight briefly interacting with her friends and then going off on an adventure that involves all those secondary characters. You might as well accept the fact that the "pony" movie is going to be about "them" instead of the mane 7. Fucksake, we'll be lucky if Muffins will even make a cameo let alone any of your other favorites. Will a pony even do something like make a scrunchyface on the big screen? Highly unlikely. It's going to be one long blatantly obvious toy commercial forced down your throat wearing FiM as its disguise. The only thing more cringy than the movie itself will be the autistic manchild audience acting like obnoxious faggots in the theater.
Yes but they have nothing else, so let them suffer.
>>29480436
>Muffins
who?
>>29480515
the bait is weak or evidence of serious newfaggotry when anon uses the name Muffins.