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Lmao
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There's nothing wrong with having a mental disorder.
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>>29452887
>lmao
>he thinks th9is is so funny it deserves a thread here
fucking f****t
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>>29452899
>f****t
faucet?
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Space CYOA: Hunter’s Mercenary Adventures Thread 18 2017-02-11 12:22:00 Post No.29452054
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Space Bug (ID: !0ZZRIKYVic)
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Space CYOA: Hunter’s Mercenary Adventures. Rose edition.
Story so far: http://pastebin.com/LXLayvbb
Or: https://www.anonpone.com/hunter/
FAQ and newcomer information: http://pastebin.com/2zWbP4vw
Character, Crew, and Finances information: http://pastebin.com/1dwAAjWE
Original story (Space Vex): https://www.anonpone.com/vex/
CYOA that started it all (by SpaceHorse): https://www.anonpone.com/space/
Space CYOA timeline: http://pastebin.com/YzEqweQx
Equipment information: http://pastebin.com/rGBniSRh
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>You sigh, nodding
"Yes and no. I'd like to just feel bad but, I can't do that while there's still something I can do. There just isn't any time to sulk and I'm not useful to anyone while panicked. So may as well just chill; I'm more pissed at the guys who did this rather than sad anyway."
>Rebel smiles, nodding.
>”Yeah, I can get that.”
>”But we will get your sister back, alive and well. I took a peak at what they were doing, and I don’t think the will stop us so easily. We have to have at least 100 ponies at this point.
>”Most of them magic users too. I talked to that Surge guy, the one with all the students, apparently they are all gifted in magic.”
>They both nuzzle you, comforting you.
>You sigh again can press against Rebel’s chest, seeing the very fit stallion a little closer.
>You grind against him slightly, smiling as you feel his chest a little.
”Thanks. …that aside, you're pretty fit! no wonder Uncle looked so satisfied. What do you think Midnight?"
>Midnight looks over Rebel, sodding before she smiles.
>”You know, you are quite active looking.”
>”Comes with the job.”
“Smuggling?”
>”Oh no, being an officer. Sure, I’m a dirty one, but still.”
>”You’re a cop?”
>Rebel nods, beaming as he laughs a little.
>”Yeah, your uncle really loved being arrested. Technically I actually did follow procedure with some… alternate… cavity searching methods.”
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>>29452057
Favorite part of your job, huh? What caused you to get tired of it and want to leave?
After a tiny bit of cuddling, we need to start learning those we bought AND bullet storm which we completely forgot. We might as well invite Rusty to hang out with us once everyone's done working. This will give us a good demo on how she gets along with everyone, specifically Sparks. Did he ever thank her anyways?
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>>29452057
"I'd be interested in seeing those after everything is done. I'd have to commit a crime first...how about magical assault."
Bind Reble to the bed with magic.
Time to be the most evil cocktease ever. We can start with some playful rubbing and kisses.
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Previous Thread...
>Emerald asks Joyride about the two daemons his amulet told him about, but she doesn't seem to know much about them.
>Emerald and Ruby go to the castle to meet up and train with Sensoria.
>They meet a friend of Sensoria named Sweetie, and she is quite surprised to find that Emerald is a colt.
>Sweetie inserts herself between Sensoria and Emerald to make sure no funny business happens.
>Sensoria teaches Emerald the Arcane Eyes spell as well as the Ray of Frost spell.
>Emerald collapses from casting too many spells.
>Emerald speaks to Sweetie, and finds out that Sensoria is quite important to the protection of Whitherwater.
>Sweetie leaves, and Sensoria reveals she was hiding in the closet and asks Emerald to do her.
Continued in the next post...
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I would chew on that mane
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Emerald climbs into the closet.
"I-I've being waiting for this. Come on now!" Sensoria says.
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>>29437430
Kiss her and warn her there is a guard outside the room. Give her a piece of cloth to bite down on.
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The Equestrian Wars - CYOA 2# 2017-02-04 03:01:28 Post No.29404744
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The Equestrian Wars - CYOA 2#
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Summary of Events thus far:
>You are Acre, a giant [basically a really big earthpony.] You also worship the great celestia [Deus Vult!] after having met a hobbit [small unicorn] traveling merchant by the name of Small Savings and agreeing to help him you set off on an adventure, meeting a changeling named "Mandible" along the way. Eventually you find yourself on a quest of justice pursuing a group of umbrum [basically the dark elves] sombra worshippers, with two guards to assist in the search Swift Shift, an equestrian pegasus and Steel Forge an equestrian earthpony.
>You currently stand in a large chamber behind a giant door you have opened within the umbrum's lair.If this summary still confuses you or doesn't make sense, just read the old thread or skim it. It'll all make sense then.
>Story to be continued in next post.
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SUN TZU SAID THAT, AND I THINK HE KNOWS A LITTLE MORE ABOUT FIGHTING THEN YOU DO PAL BECAUSE HE INVENTED IT!
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>You pry open the large ornate door with your strength.
>The coldest breeze you've ever felt in your life whips past you as the door yields to your might.
>The rest of the party seems to react as well, visibly shivering.
>On the other side appears to be some kind of underground building. Like a fort, hewn from black stone.
>Black bricks make up the walls, banners with a strange symbol that you assume to be that of sombra's are hung upon the walls.
>On the other side of the room appears to be a large door with two ponies in black robes on each side of it.
>One of the robed ponies speaks.
>"What is your business here? You will pay for your trespassing."
>"We'll see about that!" Steel Forge Responds.
>Swift Shift as well as Mandible prepare themselves for a fight.
>The two black garbed ponies draw their weapons, one wielding a simple sword and the other a flail.
>The flail user holds his weapon with magic whereas the other pony holds his in his hoof.
>You can thusly deduce that one is a unicorn though the species of the other one is still unknown, but you'd likely find out.
>How do we approach this battle?
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>>29404804
Get our anchor and smash it right before the robed figures. "You really want to fight before talking?"
You fuckers let us die
>"It's ok if you can't do magic, Anon."
>"You are just a human after all."
>"Nobody expects anything out of you."
>"Just leave the hero work to us. We'll bring you back a souvenir."
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"ArtifactAnon" by Anonymous http://pastebin.com/RCnBBA90
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Here for based writefags
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bumpin'
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>>29381165
For shame, thread. For shame.
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Alchemy CYOA Thread #24 2017-01-18 07:20:28 Post No.29292979
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Alchemy CYOA Thread #24
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Archive: https://www.anonpone.com/alchemy/21905131#navbar
Resources: https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B8E1KAqZl6-xflUxSHJObzhSd3dabHVtSThfVnNwN1EtSEd1YmNpNWNQV3M0bFAyS0VldVE&usp=sharing
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You need to meet the guy and ask him a few questions.
Gotta think about some questions first.
“So what’s his name?”
>Speedy Recovery:”His name is Rocky Dance.”
“How did you meet him? What do you like about him? Is he around your age? Does he have kids himself?”
>Speedy Recovery:”Now Speed, why all this questions? Do you have a problem with who I’m dating?”
“Oh I wanted to eventually meet him. Just want to make sure he doesn’t hurt you.”
>Speedy Recovery:”Speed, I can make my own decision on that matter. He is around my age and I met him at the community center during a board game evening, and no he doesn’t have kids.”
“Okay, but I still want to meet him, maybe for a dinner?”
>Speedy Recovery:”I can ask him if he would be okay with that, if not, the answer is no.”
“That would be nice. Oh we definitely need to take some pictures, say do you have a camera?”
>Speedy Recovery:”I should have an old thing somewhere, but we will have to let the pictures be developed. Hey that would be a good reason for you to visit again. Let me get the camera.”
She leaves to get the camera and returns shortly after.
>Speedy Recovery:”Found it! Still enough film for 12 pictures, what kinda pictures would you like to take?”
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>>29292986
Just want to take some family pictures with every pony. Let's take one with platinum. Do we have a photo album? Let's take a grown up picture from when we were young.
Also are there any pictures of dad? So Swirl can know who her grandpa is.
If not let's get ready to go to the woods.
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>>29293034
Pretty much this.
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Hail CYOA 2017-01-18 03:33:23 Post No.29289139
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Hail CYOA
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>Catch up at https://www.anonpone.com/hail
>In the last thread: We had some training with Coti and got laid.
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>>29080194
"Different how?"
"Hard to explain. Where's the shampoo?" He walks out of the shower, not caring to be discreet about what parts of me he looks at.
"Third shelf."
"Ah, thanks. Gravity, gravity in words doesn't snap you down, you stay up for a split second." He smells the shampoo, "You've got anything that doesn't smell like flowers?"
I shake my head.
"Ah, too bad. Some newer systems have a bit of delay before pulling you down, and if you've got a large enough station you can have it spin, but those are never set quite right." He puts the shampoo back on the shelf.
I take a moment before making the next question, "And how do you mean 'I look like it'?"
"Oh, star babies-- Sorry." He cringes.
"Don't worry."
"Still feel like a jerk. People born in space always have this look when you talk with them about worlds, t's kinda cute really." He starts washing his hair with the water, "Makes me want to throw them into a ship and take them somewhere, you know? See their faces when they step on natural grass." He undoes a knot, "Maybe Colony-six or Jup-372. Jup is always nice to visit."
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Shit i must have missed the last session time to read up
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>>29289139
Is that an invitation for a date?
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>>29289139
Well, maybe we could visit this Jup someday. What's it like?
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Hearts & Hooves Day
Valentines Day
Post your romantic dinner with your waifu.
Here's mine. We shared a bottle of wine and thai food.
Happy Hearts & Hooves Day from Australia, /mlp/.
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>no hooves
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>>29474114
>3DPD
kys
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>>29474114
Leave and never come back
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okay real question,
I went internetting pony pictures and found a new loving to it.
I now have some strange fetish type stuff on my PC browser history.
insert little sis
asks to use PC for sumthin
thought internet was on auto private... it not
she find my internet searches and clicks one.
sunbutt urin... i mean sunnyD pr0n . face go blue and hide in room, wat do
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Be an hero, and never let anyone use your computer ever again.
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HHA HAHA OH I AM OF MUCH LAFFINKS AT MOMENT, OP
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>>29466146
If I've learned anything from these greentexts, it's that trying to hide it or make excuses is the fastest way to drown in spaghetti. Just apologize and come clean. Also ask why she was in your history (don't be too accusatory tho)
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Remember when we fixated on some background character with like 5 seconds of screentime, tops, and made so much fanart of her that she rivals the mane six in terms of raw fanart?
Remember when we fixated on one musician pony in a quartet and decided she and the dubstep musician live together, are opposites, and bang regularly?
Remember when we made this ship so popular, it rivals Lyra and BonBon?
Remember when we were unironically enthusiastic and creative and high-energy and supportive of one another and we made things out of love for the show and each other?
Remember when we made trends and had fun, instead of doing nothing while newbies and hacks continue to follow the trends we set six-seven years ago? Why did we let this cancerous low-energy into our house? Why did we lose our spark?
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>>29466057
It doesn't have to be that way anon
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>>29466057
>Why did we lose our spark?
The combination of oppression from normies, the good content creators getting tired, and the bandwagoners realising it wasn't their cup of tea all played a role.
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>Remember when we made trends and had fun, instead of doing nothing while newbies and hacks continue to follow the trends we set six-seven years ago?
>newbies and hacks continue to follow the trends we set six-seven years ago?
>trends we set six-seven years ago?
>six-seven years ago?
>Why did we lose our spark?
You just answered your own question.
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Why would anyone want to fuck a horse, when EQG gives us fresh fuckable and legal waifus?
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f****t
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>>29465780
Because horses are exotic and can give you magicjobs.
Not saying EQGs aren't fine too but yeah.
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DWAYNE DIBLEY?!
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>>29465651
I guess /mlp/ is the new /fur/ now.
Oh how the mighty have fallen.
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>>29465664
were have been /fur/ all along, just been in denial
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think of creative ways to kill this hoe
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>>29464687
byshift-clicking this godawful thread
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>>29464687
get celestia or luna to cock vore her
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>>29464687
Stop spamming Glimshit threads
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Think we'll see more dragons next season?
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>>29464639
is she hiding tits behind that bag?
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>>29464654
I don't think so.
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>>29464657
Is she hiding dragon dildos in this box?
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The little filly got her pepe drawing published by VICE
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>>29464602
We're not furries
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>>29464602
>the horse reich
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>>29464602
>This garbage is apparently journalism to the eyes of the left.
It's not even funny anymore, it's just sad.
The """author""" sounds like a fucking retard.