Hey, /mlp/. I had a really shitty day at my really shitty job.I'm gonna quit tomorrow.
Got any cute ponies to help cheer me up?
>>29495960
What job?
Any specific cute ponies that you prefer or just any character will do?
>>29495960
Unless your job consists of literally digging shit out of a man's ass with your finger like mine does, I don't wanna fuckin' hear it.
You get my ugliest poner.
>>29495960
>having a job
>ever
My favorite Pones are Trixie, Starlight Glimmer and Sunset Shimmer. They're all Twilight's enemies turned good guys (I don't know about Trixie, but turned good enough). Do I hate Twilight? I'm not sure. I wanna know your guys' opinions on my taste.
Also, if we can, can we get a thread on these Pones?
>>29495705
am i really the only one that beleives an episode with glimmer, trixie and shimmer would be a great episode?
>>29495723
Yes
>>29495705
>image
>shitty thread format
I thought you killed yourself already
Let's have one of these threads, you can find the template here: http://myanimeharem.net
this board has gotten really shitty
>>29495674
Ah got me a strong suspicion it's some samefag making all these shitty thread.
>>29495753
Barneyfag?
Anyone else going to the concert tonight?
Which of their songs do you think they will play.
>>29495533
I want to hear OP's greatest hits like:
"I can't stop sucking dick!"
"There's a snake in my boot, but the snake is a dick and the boot is my ass!"
>>29495533
>"There's a snake in my boot, but the snake is a dick and the boot is my ass!"
Kek
>>29495533
>named his band after him
what an asshole
At what point in the show did you realize the MLP world isn't an idyllic utopia with a few exceptions, and Equestria is actually is full of jerks?
>>29495481
When Celestia gave Twilight two tickets to the gala knowing she had five friends.
The Best Night Ever
>>29495481
>Ever thinking this
Ash Williams reads the Necronomicon wrong again and ends up in Equestria... with the book.
What would happen?
>>29495475
Im pretty sure Celestia has the Equestrian Necronomicon somewhere in the forbidden section of the royal library.
>>29495503
Two Necronomicons. In the same place.
I would pay to read the greens of this.
>>29495475
"Gimme some sugar, babies"
Why is everybody in this board so autistic?
>>29495437
Poni draws in autistic people.
We are not autistic for liking ponies, we like ponies cause we are autistic.
>>29495437
Because all the relatively normal, well-adapted people left the fanbase when the show dropped in quality. Leaving behind the people who are...well...abnormally interested in the show.
>>29495437
Because it is a containment board built specifically for autists.
Not sure what is hard to understand about it.
>mfw I see a ponut
>>29495279
>mfw I see OP sucking cocks
>>29495518
"Anon I'm strong!"
>>29495271
You're not strong! You're Starlight Glimmer!
>>29495271
>GDF (Glimmy Defense Force) when they see this thread
>>29495294
I just recieved my 10 bits from Mistress Glimmer for defending her good name
This nigga is in Equestria and he's now turn into a stallion pegasus. What he's gonna do now when he's in Equestria?
beat the shit out of the first mare he sees and gets thrown into tartarus
>>29495181
Probably feel homesick, get help for his emotional issues, and try and find a way back.
>>29495181
You're such a fucking uncreative cuck, OP
What wont you plaster 'IN EQUESTRIA, WAT DO' in front of
/mlvp/
These remind you of anyone, /mlp/?
>my favourite Pokemon are all Fluttershy tier
What did he mean by this
No more hurtful comments edition
based NGGT
these threads are so much nicer than the Rainbow Dash ones.
Who do you ship Glimglam with (other than yourself/Anon)?
Starburst master race reporting in
kill it with fire
>>29494542
Off with her wings!
>>29494542
Anon, that's mean. Poo in loos are people too
>>29494542
Fuck it with penis
Look at her. She's practically begging to get dicked in her sleep
>>29494261
I'm sure Timber will
>>29494261
>image
Look at OP, he's practically begging to suck nigger dicks
It's hilarious how this pic is used as clickbait on a YT video
Spike comes out as gay, and reveals that Thorax is his partner.
How does Twilight react?
>>29494201
>>29494201
>>29494201
I dont think she would care much.