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Why do people think she's the town whore????
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>>29477963
Because virgins think being flirtatious = whore
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I dunno man...asparagus is some good shit.
Rarity did nothing wrong.
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>>29477970
Jesus fucking Christ. What kind of virgin flirts in order to get fucking vegetables?
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"Get out of the way! I'm late! I must teach prepubescent girls that it is alright to flirt to get what you want, again!"
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>>29477397
>she uses her magic to charge through a crowd of fedora tipping rarifags
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>>29477397
you should teach prepubescent girls getting cock vored is fun
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>>29477421
This fucking board. Can't we just keep it at horse pussy? I think that's enough degeneracy for everyone who lives outside of Japan?
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I gave tacos to my Valentine.
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>>29477270
And you gave otakus for valentine
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>>29477270
>"This is not my taco"
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>>29477270
Stay in your dead character general, asshole
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why am i still getting hate
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I'm here for you babe
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>>29477060
You're not the same faggot shitposter, but you're close, OP
I usually recognize the other guys filenames
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>>29477098
just joining the club
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Do you have your special somepony, Anon? Someone you saved from the evil clutches of the Changeling? Or at least someone you gave flowers today?
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>>29477050
>implying I'm in Equestria
Fuck off, nigga.
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>>29477061
Just go outside and ask your (preferably female) friend to see some movies. You don't need powers like Discord to impress her.
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>>29477068
Save the peptalk for ribbit9k, dude
No one here should have 3dpd tendencies left
>"Gosh mister, you're really tall!"
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>>29476848
Gosh miss, you're really short!
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Wanna see a magic trick?
>unzips pants
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>>29476848
>Lift Sweetie onto shoulders
>Carry her around Ponyville
>Let her be the tallest pony in town for a day
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They are bringing too many stallions into the show. There needs to be more mares and fillies.
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>>29476600
>more mares and fillies.
Seriously, what's the difference?
Artfags are just gonna draw huge veiny cocks on them.
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>>29476600
I agree. More mares for Rainbow Dash to go down on.
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>>29476600
Looks like someone is trying to trigger a certain MLPG poster.
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What is Octavia's gender age?
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>>29476584
The same as your mom's.
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>>29476584
you cant even meme right.
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>>29476584
She aged 40 years after seeing https://derpibooru.org/1362301
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You are at an MLP convention, and a VA of your choosing from the show is there. You go up to meet them, and they offer to say something for you in a voice of your choosing.
You do not have crippling autism so you realise that there is no point in asking them to say something that they wouldn't agree too (you only get one chance, and there are kids around).
Who do you meet, and what do you ask them to say in a voice?
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>>29476347
ask delancie to quote clinton in his voice saying "i did not have sexual relations with that woman."
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>>29476347
I've always been interested in what it would sound like for Rebecca Schoichet to speak as Twilight.
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>>29476347
Probably a bit over the line depending on the mood of the situation, but it'd make me really happy to hear Ashleigh Bash using her Dash voice to say
"Don't be sad, I'm here,Anon"
I'd probably ask her to use my name, but that's the idea.
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Since humans and ponies can't breed, can't you just take your waifu through the mirror portal where she will become human and then impregnate her right in front of the statue and then return?
Then you can enjoy your foals.
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>EqG
>canon
I would say choose 1 but you probably don't want to choose EqG anyway. So stick with canon pone anon
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>>29475638
>humans and ponies can't breed
>wut iz magic??
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>>29475638
You'd turn into a pony when you cross over so it wouldn't solve anything.
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When was the last time that /v/ gave this board it's daily reminder?
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>>29475565
Tomorrow
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>>29475565
Since the last time you stopped being a fag. Never.
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>>29475565
They got banned for it so they gave up.
Also everybody that makes a daily reminder gives up too, because they get the same fate.
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Trying to sell ponies to boys is doomed to fail 2017-02-14 06:24:09 Post No.29475469
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Trying to sell ponies to boys is doomed to fail
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having ponies is like an invitation to be punched on the playground for a little boy, the GOH toyline is going to fail since only girls will buy it, and they won't buy it in large enough numbers since they care mainly about dresses and tea parties.
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Kids have ipads now they dont play with toys anymore
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>>29475482
the only kids who play with toys anymore are all under 5 due to this.
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>>29475469
These are not meant for 'boys'. These are aimed for man children over 30 who watch little girl's cartoon. It will probably sill fail though. Unless it awakes some warrior type women subculture who find entertainment in cute stuff fighting to death
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type of stallions that each of the six want 2017-02-14 05:48:39 Post No.29475254
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type of stallions that each of the six want
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Twilight probably wants a stallion just as utterly nerdy as her so she can sperg out with him.
Applejack probably wants a self assured, reliable stallion who will put in a hard days work and fuck her harder than she fucks him.
Dash probably wants a total bitch that she can feel good about Defending in public and who she can dom at night.
Fluttershy probably wants a semi-abusive asshole like angel or discord.
Pinkie probably doesn't care she just wants them to have a dick.
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>>29475254
>dash
>wanting stallions
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>>29475254
I think you missed one.
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>>29475254
All of those are really shit
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if they were to come to our world as humans, they would all be white, cis, and straight
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>>29475241
>straight
Not Dash, no
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>>29475258
Whatever you say, dashfag
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>>29475241
If you were to not have autism, you wouldn't come here.
The extended preview for the Rarity/Trixie Friends Forever that comes out on Wednesday was released.
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>>29475192
>ponies walking on hind legs
Already shit