>be in enclosure >simple life, just like being fed and

>>29481432
dixout

>>29481432
Full Harambe in Equestria green pls.

>>29481432
I already fapped to the Derpy thread earlier so I'm all tapped out, OP. But I still like the cut of your jib.

>>29481432

Yeah, you can take your shitty, memetastic greentext, and fuck right the hell off.

Quickly, before your mom finds out you're using her computer.

Full green when

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>>29481465

>Shortly after blackout, things suddenly get bright
>open my eyes slowly to sight of bright blue skies with colorful streaks whizzing around air
>have huge ache in head
>yellow horse approaches with soft voice
>it can speak like humans can
>i can understand it somehow
>i grunt and push it aside, getting to my feet
>yellow horse urges i rest, disregard them
>decide to explore around
>everywhere is a talking horse, but no others like me
>decide to take residence in large tree with windows
>rest on the creaking branches and look down below
>a purple horse and a reptile of sorts leave the tree
>i don't like this place already
Cont.?

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>>29481538
Yes please.

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>>29481432
>laid before a large, white equine creature with a horn and feathers
>assumptions of it being possibly female gone when it shoves it's foot long mare cock into my black gorilla ass
>thatsbananas.jpg

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>>29481538
>>29481579

>wait for the strange duo to leave
>scoot over to cracked open window and take a peak inside
>rows and shelves of books
>was shown one once when i was younger
>manage to squeeze inside with a careful swing
>landing causes a large clatter throughout the house
>no matter, no one is home
>decide to read one of the many books on the shelves
>it's in human speak
>almost surprised, expected something more incoherent
>say for the strange symbols that littered the pages
>looking through the rest of the book revealed nothing more for interest
>take out another book after tossing previous one aside
>this one is full of strange photos
>animals i've never seen before and other strange sights
>some of the horses in the pictures look familiar

>suddenly, an aggressive but somewhat feminine voice meets my ears
>flying blue horse watching from window
shit

>>29481432
Sides: obliterated

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>>29481653

>can't have word going around about me causing trouble
>probably seen enough already
>quickly toss books aside and go for intimidation
>stand up tall as i can and beat chest
>doesn't seem to be phased
>fake out a swing at them to get them to go away
>just a weird look
"Uh..."
>give up and slouch in pile of books
>what of it matters, I'm probably as good as dead anyway
>blue flying horse flies inside and approaches
"I'm not here to skeeze you out, dude. Geez..."
>they nudge me with one of their hooves and I snort aggressively back
>they withdraw momentarily before coming back again
"You don't seem to be in a good mood, huh? Your jungles all japed?"
>they nudge me cheekily
>I give them a disapproving look
>I don't even know what that means
"...H-Here, I know something that'll make you feel better. Fluttershy told me about this!"
>blue equine turns and waves it's posterior in my direction
>take it as a sign of mating, haven't had a nut bust in months
>use brute gorilla strength to hold blue horse down as I shove my expansion pack into their plush hole
it begins

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>>29481829
>take it as a sign of mating, haven't had a nut bust in months

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>>29481829

>after about an hour, i retire
>blue horse is panting on the ground
>looks like they're bleeding
>don't appear to be displeased
>actually appear rather content
>sinner
>soon enough the authorities show up
>must've heard the loud noise and thought murder
>did use that ass like a pair of bongos, wasn't nearly as bad as I thought it would
>i make a run for it out the window before I'm tranquilized
>dindunuffin.png
>my strength leaves me quickly

>eventually, I wake up in an iron cage
>not unlike the ones I've experienced in my previous life
>put me in one after taking my son away
>the thought of the event is infuriating, go to pry bars apart with strength
>hands and feet cuffed together
>every limb in my body is asleep anyway
Great.

>>29481432
>>29481653
>>29481829
You can tell just by looking in his eyes that he has more intelligence than your average nigger. It's baffling how they thought shooting him was the way to go.

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>>29481925

>A few hours pass
>nothing
>decide to attempt rest since I lack strength
>go to lay down and close eyes
>not before purple horse with strange horn comes into view
>explains to me for a solid hour where I am, what happened, and other events that transpired
>"My name is Twilight Sparkle."
>attempt to introduce myself out of courtesy, but cannot speak, attempt sign instead
>they seem to understand to some degree, oddly enough. they don't even have fingers
"Don't worry, Harambe. I'll getcha outta here. You were probably just confused, that's all!"
>they'll never believe that
>snort and roll over to other side to face the cold stone wall
>check behind me a few minutes later to see that they're gone
>As if I'm ever going to escape. I have no place here.

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>>29481829
>>use brute gorilla strength to hold blue horse down as I shove my expansion pack into their plush hole

>>29481432
Wow you're still doing the harambe meme

>>29482037

>wake up to something kicking me
>"You are going to seek council with Princess Celestia to confess to your crimes!"
>I could break this idiot in an instant
>might as well play along since I'm getting some fresh air
>waddle on my numb legs to a large hall
>a large court seems to be in preparation
>if there are jungles to be japed, I think mine are right now
>stand up to a podium as instructed, take a glance around at murmuring people
>by some witchcraft, the court hammer slams down on the judge's desk as if it was actually being held
>being sentenced to life imprisonment for adultery
>doesn't seem like an uncommon crime, horses fuck each other all the time
>not sure how I know this
>an alternative is raised
>personal servitude to her majesty
>anything over a cell

Will move to more gorilla rape tomorrow, have to get some rest. I'll write some more if you guys want.

>>29482119
And so the Gorilla Warfare sage begins.

This was ok

>>29482119
>personal servitude to her majesty
>anything over a cell
Aaaand it lost it's charm right there.
I mean, there are like shitload of stories just like that with Anon, the bald ape, seems like a waste of Harambe's potential.

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>>29481432

>>29484463

cancer