Friendly reminder that Earth pony mares will trap you into a

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>>30911937
But i luv Appulpone...

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>>30911937
You're right, OP. We should all settle for a nice, gentle unicorn who'll respect our limitations and cuddle in bed until we both fall asleep instead of riding us until the break of dawn and guaranteeing a pregnancy.

Wait, what am I saying?

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That's my fetish.

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Being drained regularly promotes good health and helps prevent numerous psychological conditions in stallions, do your part today!

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>>30911965
This is why stallions are so chill in Equestria. Just look at Feather Bang and how thirsty the mares are for him.

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Earth ponies practice only honest to Celestia vaginal intercourse. When overly excited, they WILL try and pin you down forcibly to prevent any attempts of pulling out.

>>30912127
>vaginal
>posts anal-slut

>>30911973
>eyes glazed over
>dumb smile
>obliviously euphoric
I bet he just came a fuckton, looking all dazed like that

>>30912136
You shut your whore mouth

Explain anal slut meme plz.

>Meet a topcute Earth pony
>Take her home
>Have passionate intercourse with her
>The little squeaks she makes when you bottom out are adorable
>Get close to climax, start to pull out
>She pushes back to swallow your dick
>"W-what are you doing?"
>Tell her you're pulling out to not get her pregnant
>Her eyes widen
>"What? Why? Did I do something wrong?"
>Just say that you don't want to get get pregnant
>She's really upset
>"Why would you have sex with me if you didn't want to have a foal?"
>She still won't let you pull out
>After you tell her that you thought she was cute and that you wanted to feel good together or something, she shakes her head
>"Y-you can't just put it in an Earth pony and not give her a foal! None of the stallions part any attention to me, I'm not as pretty as the other ponies..."
>She slowly starts to ride your dick, and her thicc thighs are too powerful to stop
>"I-I've waited so long for a foal of my own, a-and you're gonna give it to me!"
>Well shit

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>>30912167
>not breeding earth mares for sole purpose of procreation

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>>30912167
You better not pump and dump that mare anon, dont be a nigger.

>>30912179
Earth pony mares are the one doing the running

>>30912163
>https://derpibooru.org/search?q=coco+is+an+anal+slut