>Hey pony audience, you ready for some jokes?! Let's

Yeah, ok, you got a chuckle.

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>>30909730
That was a very alicorny joke.

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>>30909806
Getting real sick of your shit, Glimmer

>>30909730
I don't get it

>>30909730
how do you stop a pegasus from flying?
you ground them

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what do you call a library without books?
a tree

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>>30911200
What do you call a treebrary with no leaves?
Destroyed

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how do you stop a stampede of ponies?
with a finish line

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What do you call a waifu with two eyes, four hooves, and a winning personality?
NOT REAL

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how does celestia enforce law?
federal ponice

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where does a zebra find their rhymes?
in a theselous

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where do eskimo ponies live?
iglues

would like to bump but have nothing punny

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> Mr. and Mrs. Cake have a very stable relationship.

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...to get to the other side!