What's in the box, Anon?
thisfuckingthreadagain
>>22006342
DRAGON
Rainbow Power
>>22006342
Something bad-dragon related
Hello 4chan, I've been asked to get some data on a product related to My Little Pony. I was told by a co-worker that this site has a large amount of adult My Little Pony fans, which I see it has.
Currently a company that I work for is developing a line of personal lubricants based off of the My Little Pony cartoon series.
There are six in the prototyping stage at the moment, one for each of the main characters of the show.
Twilight-Sparkle is purple, and smells of soothing lavender
Fluttershy is yellow, and has a light honey smell.
Apple-Jack is orange, and has a crisp apple fragrance.
Rainbow-Dash is blue, and smells of sweet berries.
Rarity is light blue, and smells of petrichor. (this fragrance was particularly hard to implement, I'm told.)
My question to you is: Would you buy this product?
I've attatched an image of the small samples we have so you can see them in their current stages.
>>21976449
What's Pinkie?
>>21976449
>Would you buy this product?
Only if you called it Mare Juice. Then again, if you DO call it Mare Juice I'll never masturbate without it.
Absolutely. There are already several anons on this board with pony-colored pocket pussies, so this would be an excellent combo.
>Y-you know what t-today is, r-right a-anon?
Singles Awareness Day
>>21818972
Only if you're handsome, otherwise it's cry yourself to sleep day.
>>21818951
After Earth is realized to be a great title
Ponies that need the white potionread: cumbecause they just can't kick the stuff.
So far, only three writefags have stepped up.
http://pastebin.com/u/X-Roads
http://pastebin.com/q0hEzES1
http://pastebin.com/Qv2RGh6Z
Here's hoping there will be more writers this thread around. Now, raise your glasses anddrink up.
Previous thread >>21664352
Apologies for my forgetfulness that lead to the death of the last thread, and no link from there to here.
>>21814492
>>21814509
Double post?
>>21814550
>Your ecstasy wells up higher and higher. Far more than
Missing part?
>>21814971
It was hot. I can assure you.
>>21817819
And none of the other ponies seem surprised that she can immediately recognize the taste of cum.
Rave Edition
Previous: >>21884039
>that H&H story will never be finished
I liked where the writer was taking it.
8172717980
fanart when?
>>21964647
HOW DID YOU HACK MY PHONE
>>21964647
Ya, 8172717980 ibs
What would be the best episode to start on? Also should they be marathon-ed so that I can catch Season 5 as it comes out?
(Pic related fav pony before watching any full episodes, just clips and others opinions)
>>21951524
>What would be the best episode to start on
Who the fuck seriously asks this sort of bullshit question?
START AT THE FUCKING BEGINNING. WATCH UNTIL YOU:
-FINISH
-DONT WANT TO FINISH
>>21951524
Magical Mystery Cure
>>21951549
A bunch of people said to start from middle points like the cutie mark chronicles. Plus I was looking for the best episodes in others opinions, sorry
Just got a new computer I need to pony up.
For this one I'm thinking an elements of harmony theme, but not sure yet. I've also been looking for a good Changeling background for a portable USB OS I put together a little bit ago.
Commencing dump of what I've got.
>>21938723
>>21938735
>>21938749
>"Hello, Anonymous. Can I spend the night in your house, please? Only one night and in the morning I'll leave."
>>21824697
Only if you dance with me...
>>21824697
"Jesus Christ, Twilight. What happened?"
>You motion for Twilight to enter
"Come on. I'll put on a pot of tea."
>>21824697
The bed is yours. I'll be on the floor if you need me.
Hey /mlp/, I'm making a pony game.
It's still pretty basic, but you can check it out here:
http://play.everfree-outpost.com/
Let me know what you think. (Preferably in more specific terms than "0/10 it's shit".)
The eventual goal is for this to play sort of like a cross between Minecraft and Golden Sun. It will be based partly on crafting and building things to expand the town, and partly on exploring the forest and solving Golden Sun-style puzzle-based dungeons for rare items and crafting materials.
Also, if anyone's interested in doing art, music, code, level design, etc. for this sort of game, let me know. So far I've been doing everything myself, which can be kind of slow going at times.
>>21918219
>Golden Sun-style dungeons
sweet
could it possibly even be randomly generated?
>>21918219
How do I type in the chat?
>>21918242
That's the plan. Everything will be randomly generated outside player-built towns.
>"Anon, I...don't know if I should ask this of you, but I fear that desperate times call for desperate measures. The Griffons, the Minotaurs, and the Diamond Dogs have already conquered our allies in Saddle Arabia. The Crystal Empire is facing internal turmoil. Equestria stands alone. Humans are well versed in warfare. We need a weapon to change the outcome of this terrible war. Please, will you help us?"
>>21853357
Sure why not
>>21853357
Okay, but in return I want to take you as my wife.Then I will take you again, but in a far more literal sense.
Finally I get to hit something I mean to cut. My years of HEMA may pay off after all.
>mfw moot caved in and finally gave mlp its own board
>>21838723
I don't think there's a slowpoke in the world slow enough for this.
>>21838723
Y'know what? I don't even have a slowpoke slow enough for this.
I'll meet you back here in two years.
>>21838728
found one.
Those of you that can remember it, awesome!
I apologize for taking so long to continue it. I haven't had internet, or the chance to abuse the network.
And I've been a lazy faggot.
Quick recap!
>Dinner at restaurant with Cheerilee
>Talked to Rarity, that invested in restaurant and had to be manager
>Rarity is stressed
>You're fucking rich, won lottery
>Drunk night in Canterlot made you semi-famous. Yelled at Soarin' because drunk night.
>You're a unicorn mare.
>Name: Vera
>Cutie Mark: The feather of Maat
>Talent: Living lie detector.
>You and Cheerilee are walking home from your dinner at the new restaurant.
>Cheerilee is slightly tipsy from drinking her Applejack Daniels.
>You're unfazed from your own drink.
>You DID have a crazy new years yesterday. Don't want to make yourself look like an idiot in Ponyville.
>You think on the offer you made Rarity.
>If the business seems to be earning, rather than losing, you wouldn't mind investing in her business so she can hire some more people, so she can get back to being a fashionista and not work herself to death.
>You steal a glance at Cheerilee, she's smiling in her inebriated state.I also apologize for not having a pastebin for you guys. When I finally had internet again, the previous thread was gone from the archive, so I couldn't copy what we already have. I did put the most important plot points in before the story. I hope it's okay!
>As you and Cheerilee trot through Ponyville on your way to her home, after a fulfilling dinner, you think back on how much you actually spent.
>Most of the bits you've packed is spent, and you're down to 9 bits.
>Atleast you have a place to stay at. And a beautiful mare to spend the night with.
>Unless of course you want to be a gentlemare and spend the night on her couch. But we don't want that, do we?
>As the two of you trot closer to her house, she fumbles a bit with the keys.
>What do?
>page 3 bump
If the thread doesn't get any replies within the next 20 minutes, I'm gonna guess nobody's interested.
>>21758050
Shit, I thought you were kill already.welcome back!
Ponies that need the white potionread: cumbecause they just can't kick the stuff.
So far, only two writefags have stepped up, one of them starting towards the end of the last thread, who has so far remained Anonymous.
http://pastebin.com/u/X-Roads
http://pastebin.com/q0hEzES1
Here's hoping there will be more writers this thread around. Now, raise your glasses anddrink up.
>>21664352
Kek'd hard on the image
One out of two writefags found it.
>>21651601
>"Fascinating, What is your race called, I've never seen anything like you"
"I'm human, scientific name Homo Sapiens, but that probably means nothing to you"
>She raises a hoof to her mouth, in deep thought for a moment
>"Hmm, sapiens means wise or intelligent in ancient equus, but I'm not sure about "homo""
>You should have expected that, considering they speak english
>Its still pretty surprising that even ancient equestrian languages have human equivalents
"I didn't expect you to know that. Homo means man in an ancient human language called latin"
"Its basically the name of the genus my species belongs to"
>"This is so amazing!"
>You thought she looked happy before, now she looks ecstatic, grinning form ear to ear
>She does a little excited dance as she rambles about the possibilities
>This goes on for several until she starts talking about writing her own book
>You swear she has an orgasm at the mere though of having it published
>Never have you experienced obsession of this magnitude in person before
>well, maybe at that one ponycon
>Rarity makes an attempt to diffuse this awkward situation
>"Twilight, darling, don't you think you're getting a wee bit off topic?"
>Twilight blushes furiously
>"...sorry"
>you take this chance to get beck to your original intent of telling them about yourself
>This goes on for several hours
>You swear you see a physical glint in twilights eye when you mention your interest in the sciences
>The girls occasionally chime in with questions, but its mostly twilight
>pinkie is uncharacteristically quiet the whole time
>She seems to be completely enthralled by your stories
>After the fourth hour or so Rainbow interrupts with an exasperated sigh
>"I know this is all SOO0 interesting, but we still don't know what to do with this guy"
>"Rainbow, you may be right, but it 'taint no reason to be rude"
>"Ah wouldn't mind hearin more 'bout human farming techniques though"
>"What should we do twilight?"
>Fluttershy speaks up
How was your day, what`s yet to come for you and her?
so, was I the only one today?
>>21806790
i made gif expressing my love for this holiday
>>21808062
/mlp/ is dead and filled with newfags.
Too bad we can't have nice things like last time.