[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Click for more| Home]

My Little Pony Personal Lubricant

This is a blue board which means that it's for everybody (Safe For Work content only). If you see any adult content, please report it.

Thread replies: 145
Thread images: 22

File: DSC_029.jpg (459KB, 1427x1861px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
DSC_029.jpg
459KB, 1427x1861px
Hello 4chan, I've been asked to get some data on a product related to My Little Pony. I was told by a co-worker that this site has a large amount of adult My Little Pony fans, which I see it has.

Currently a company that I work for is developing a line of personal lubricants based off of the My Little Pony cartoon series.

There are six in the prototyping stage at the moment, one for each of the main characters of the show.

Twilight-Sparkle is purple, and smells of soothing lavender

Fluttershy is yellow, and has a light honey smell.

Apple-Jack is orange, and has a crisp apple fragrance.

Rainbow-Dash is blue, and smells of sweet berries.

Rarity is light blue, and smells of petrichor. (this fragrance was particularly hard to implement, I'm told.)

My question to you is: Would you buy this product?

I've attatched an image of the small samples we have so you can see them in their current stages.
>>
>>21976449
What's Pinkie?
>>
>>21976449
>Would you buy this product?
Only if you called it Mare Juice. Then again, if you DO call it Mare Juice I'll never masturbate without it.
>>
File: 1422995339313.png (43KB, 502x284px)
1422995339313.png
43KB, 502x284px
Absolutely. There are already several anons on this board with pony-colored pocket pussies, so this would be an excellent combo.
>>
I'm sorry, I've forgot to list the last one, Pinkie Pie.

Pinkie Pie is pink and is bubblegum scented.
>>
>>21976449
>>21976515
Welp, somebody's gonna be a rich man soon.
>>
>>21976449
>>21976515
Flavor them too, then almost every anon would be more then happy with them, would need to change Twilight's and Rarity's scents though.
>>
Hi, Bad Dragon
>>
>>21976449
I need a fucking time stamp.
I'd buy like 50 as soon as they hit the shelves if this was real.
>>
Rarara should smell like marshmallows or traditional perfume.

Also will this be safe for vaginal insertion? Pegasisters have needs too.
>>
>>21976449
I'm fucking done
this is all our horsefucking dreams come true
>>
>>21976655
dubs confirm for pony lube gold mine
>>
>>21976449
I would buy the shit out of your product but only if you sold it by the gallon so i could bathe in it.
>>
At this stage we are unsure if they are safe for vaginal or anal insertion because of the coloring agents in them, to our knowledge, there aren't any colored personal lubricants on the market at the moment, so independent research will have to be done.
>>
>>21976768
Bless you and your people, Mr. Longhini.
>>
>>21976449
I normally don't buy sex toys and related stuff. I like to think I'm as normalfag as you can get, but you can bet your ass that I would at least consider getting one of these for shits and giggles, and the occasional fap.

They'd better smell good.
>>
File: 1379097576829.gif (838KB, 555x312px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1379097576829.gif
838KB, 555x312px
>>21976449
>>
>>21976449
>Joseph Longhini
do you happen to own a plumbing company?
>>
In reply to Anonymous towards the top of the page, flavoring has been an idea that has been discussed, though it seems to be difficult to implement, as the preservatives and humectants used have their own flavor that will have to be masked.
>>
>>21976895
You can click on the numbers at the top of someone's post to reply specifically to them.
>>
Where is the mare juice recipe when you need it?
>>
>>21976940

Thank you.
>>
File: chryslieis.png (428KB, 654x479px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
chryslieis.png
428KB, 654x479px
>>21976449
Can it be added to an order of horsecock or marevag for a reasonable price?
>>
File: 830606.png (37KB, 507x633px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
830606.png
37KB, 507x633px
>>21976997
No problemo. Anyway, this seems like an excellent idea, and I can assure you that folks will be willing to pony up the cash for it. Bronies have spent tons more on stupider and less-practical shit.
>>
File: you're.gif (93KB, 300x300px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
you're.gif
93KB, 300x300px
>>21976449
sorry for being that faggot but it's Applejack, written as one word
>>
>>21977032
This. But you will have to make sure it's marketed well in specific places because the target audience is very specific. It would have to be advertized where the more adult bronies can see it or else it wouldn't sell well enough to be a good enough profit. Would suggest starting off with very small batches to test the waters.
>>
Dude. This is epic. Finish this product. Keep them all as they are, but add a second option with the scents. For example, instead of just petrichor fir ol' rarara, make marshmallow or something neutrally sugar-smelling also available. Everyone has a differing opinion as to how their waifu's vague should smell. So, it's not so much color so much as it is scent, I suppose.

Also, you can reply to multiple posts by using the form above, as opposed to just a single reply.
>>
>>21977144
Also, even if the demand ends up being good, the price point could make or break it with a lot of people. Why spends huge amounts of money on a lube you can buy at your local sex shop?
>>
File: 1275684900846.jpg (18KB, 332x514px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1275684900846.jpg
18KB, 332x514px
I just want you to know that this thread brought a big smile to my face. It's just crazy enough to work. You could also see if you could get a partnership with Bad Dragon so see if maybe they could include samples with their colored mare fleshlights.
>>
>>21977244
And horse dildos.
>>
>>21977251
I don't know if they would be willing to not ship those with the sample bottle of cum lube to be honest.
>>
>>21976449
Can I get a discount on a Mary fleshlight, please?
Don't lie, this shit is fucking Bad Dragon. Also I'll gladly help product test.
>>
>>21976449
Water-based or what?
>>
>>21976449
I make my own lubricants using vegetable glycerine, and water

But yes, I would buy them for the novelty
>>
>>21976449
Speaking of which, that lube better work with silicon toys.
>>
>>21977145

Sweet scents are also an idea that is on the table, there is an innate problem with them though. Sugar is more succeptible to going rancid, harboring bacteria or changing the makeup of the rest of the product during the temperature changes that happen during shipping, which makes it difficult to implement safely.

>>21977290

All of our lubricants are be water-based. Safe for silicon toys.
>>
Also
>petrichor
That one will sell to people who don't even like pone if marketed well.
>>
>>21976515
>Pinkie Pie is pink and is bubblegum scented.

God damn it. I need this.
>>
>>21977344
So where can we find the finished products when that time comes around?
>>
>>21977501

We don't have a store page at the moment, but we are thinking about setting up an etsy store.
>>
>>21976449
>petrichor
I'm legitimately impressed.
>>
>recently bought a Nox and not a horsecock

Fug. Also, how is Dash not blue raspberry? "sweet berries" sounds too purple/red. Then again I'm not sure if that's the best scent to be fapping to.
>>
>inb4 poisoned lube to melt our dicks off
>>
>>21977604
I am too. Though I'm more surprised that they decided on that for Rarara as opposed to marshmallow or something distinctly feminine. I love the scent of petrichor though... I'd be tempted to try it if it's vaginal safe.
>>
>>21976768
If the coloring agents end up being unsafe for vaginal or anal use I would forgo the coloring of the lube itself. Instead, just have the bottle/dispenser in the color of that pony.

If you really wanted to try something adventurous, you could always make some lube that is the same color as real mare juice. I know there would be a lot of people here in general that would love that.
>>
Thank you all for the responses, keep a look out here throughout the year.

If preliminary testing goes well I will post here again again this year with progress and how you can contact us for testing of our product.
>>
File: image_5.jpg (34KB, 214x268px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image_5.jpg
34KB, 214x268px
>>21977828
Pony lube general confirmed?
>>
File: f97.gif (2MB, 640x336px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
f97.gif
2MB, 640x336px
>>21977828
>preliminary testing

You are now aware that people are going to have to actually submit articulate, thought-out and professional reviews of their experience with pony-colored fap-juice.
>>
File: image_4.jpg (46KB, 559x390px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image_4.jpg
46KB, 559x390px
>>21977866
Dubs confirm, pony lube general is a go.
>>
>>21977866
no
fucking stop with the generals
>>
>>21976449
How much?
>>
>>21977866
GOD NO
>>
>>21977828
Make sure to continue testing the dyes. Some of those colors could use some work.
>>
File: 1408697608047.jpg (57KB, 307x497px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1408697608047.jpg
57KB, 307x497px
>>21977896
I'll do it. No problem just let me test that lavender scented lube and I'll give ol' Joey all the feedback he could ever want.
>>
File: 1422675799300.png (93KB, 300x300px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1422675799300.png
93KB, 300x300px
>>21978183
"It fels gud when I rub it on my peenis."

- Anon
>>
Flavor may be possible.
>>
>>21977604
>>21976449
Fucking based scent for based pone. In the event petrichor is too hard, I'd just recommend a basic vanilla or even a linen smell. The former would, of course, be much easier for flavorent.

Also this is the most intriguing shill thread I've been on, I'm curious as to why you chose here of all places.
>>
>>21976449
>Would you buy this product?

No. God almighty, no. I want this less than I have ever wanted anything in my life.
>>
>>21976449
Personally I would not buy this, but share it with friends and have a laugh about it.
Some of those friends might consider buying it.
Petrichor is a great scent. Go tell the lab guys they're great.
>>
>>21978241
>it makes my peepee stand up
>>
>>21976449
I can only imagine the heavenly faps with the combined powers of the bad dragon mlp fleshlights and the scented lube.
>>
>>21980395
It would/will be a glorious experience.
>>
>>21976449
For helping you out we should get a repeat visit from you to hand out discount promo codes
>>
>>21976449
Just warning you if you're still reading, this could be considered advertising and taken down, especially if you post a link to a product page.
>>
>>21976449
I had to google petrichor. I didn't know there was a word for that.
I learn something new everyday on this site.
>>
>>21980784
This one won't be, since he didn't include a company name or a link to offsite, but future threads that have either of those will likely be removed.
>>
>>21980784

Thank you, I read in the rules it's okay to post an email in the comments section, so when we're ready to show these publicly, I'll post that here.
>>
>>21976449
Initially I had thoughts that we might have gone to far but then
>Petrichor
Genius.
>>
>>21980874

If you do want to try flavours, just as a quick tip, most flavoured lubes don't use real sugar, just artificial sweetener like aspartame.
Also most natural flavour extracts are vaginal and anal safe at the low-dosages used for flavouring.

I also greatly look forward to seeing this take off.
>>
Make ones for the CMC and you've got yourself a deal OP
>>
>>21981058

thank you for the advice, though there are even problems with artificial sugars, one of our main goals is for this to be vagina and anus safe, unfortunately, yeast feed on sugar, and we wouldn't want our users to use our product and get an infection.
>>
>>21976687
Hey guys. This is awesome, especially since I pretend it's really
>>21977026
>>
>>21976449

I'd have to go with the Butter Yellow, since that's the color of oestrus fluids.
>>
>petrichor
Damn that is nice.
>>
File: 1359228700676.png (122KB, 1000x1025px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1359228700676.png
122KB, 1000x1025px
>>21977866
>>
>>21976449
Yes, this product absolutely resonates with me and I would purchase it from retail outlets at competitive prices.
>>
I think that petrichor would be a bit more fitting for rainbow dash because shes a weather pony.
>>
>>21976449
I would buy the Rarity lube, since Rarity is my favorite pony.

How much would it be?
>>
>>21983368
Fuck this is crucial and we forgot to ask
>>
I guess today I found out there is a solid amount of femanons on here or that there's just a bunch of really nice dudes that care about vaginal safety.
>>
>>21983466
The fuck are you on about, I just want grease for my marecunt
>>
>>21983466
>doesn't know fags use dildos too
haah waaw
>>
>>21983471
>>21983488
oh no I'm fully aware of lubing up before the crunch, I would most likely buy this for my butt, to be honest, but there were a good few comments specifically about vaginas.
>>
>>21976768

personally I would suggest forgoing the use of chemical dyes, if only to make the lubricants as safe for the body as possible

also, consider "supplement" scented lubricants that can be mixed with the main line, such as a generic sweat scented lube, an "estrus" lube, etc
>>
File: 1413234776404.png (658KB, 807x804px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1413234776404.png
658KB, 807x804px
>>21976449
>Currently a company that I work for is developing a line of personal lubricants based off of the My Little Pony cartoon series.


Cannot unread.
>>
>>21976449
Is it real? If so i would so buy some twilight and fluttershy lube
>>
If I were the sort of person who would buy sex toys I would strongly consider getting Trixie lube.
>>
>>21983466
>I guess today I found out there is a solid amount of femanons on here or that there's just a bunch of really scared dudes that care about anal safety.
>>
You should consider adding Celestia and Luna lube. Those two have a higher fanbase than some of the main characters.
>>
File: tags.png (26KB, 1896x120px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
tags.png
26KB, 1896x120px
>>21983712
Not really
>>
>>21983523
This cannot possibly be real. But it's so insane that it just might.
>>
Personally I wouldn't, or I guess couldn't is more accurate. I'm too cheap for lube, it's just callouses on callouses for me.
>>
>>21976449
What is the texture of it?
How fast dose it dry?
How easy is it to clean off?
What is the estimated price?
>>
Are they water based lubricants? Fleshlights and other inserts do not do well with oil based lubricants, but water based is okay.
>>
>>21983912
I don't know Ruby. Water based lubricants cause more cache misses.
>>
>>21983912
see
>>21977344
>>
So, is this Bad Dragon or what?
>>
>>21976768
>Implying this will ever be used for insertion
This will be for masturbation exclusively
>>
File: 1395626166314.jpg (37KB, 500x500px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1395626166314.jpg
37KB, 500x500px
>>21984191
I use to lube up my horse dildo and pretend it's Futashy as a shove it up my ass.
>>
I'd totally mix the AJ and Flutters ones together, get some honey and apple shit goin
>>
Honestly, petrichor would work better for Rainbow Dash.
I see Rarity as a Creme Brule or an Aloe Vera
>>
Posting in a thread that may be a potential landmark event for horsefuckery.

OP, if you do this the right way, you could end up making a lot of money.
>>
Holly shit this is real. This is an actual thing that happened.

My life is finally complete, all hail Joseph Longhini, best newfriend of the year.
>>
>>21984369
It wouldn't be him making the money, he only works for the company.
>>
>>21983518
I'm not as concerned about biologically inert dyes affecting my body as I am about them staining my toys, especially my white toys.
>>
>>21983712
What he said>>21983718
The Lunafags and Sunfags are just louder and more obnoxious than the others.
>>
>>21983523
I want to believe.jpg
>>
File: 1424963212365.gif (2MB, 347x200px)
1424963212365.gif
2MB, 347x200px
why just why is this a thing
>>
>>21984191
>Implying there isn't someone who's going to take a white and blue dildo, shove it up their ass and make it cum lavender
>>
Oh sweet Jesus yes
>>
>>21986030
Because it's been five years, and we deserve something nice for once.
>>
Page 10 saving Bump!
>>
>>21986030
Because it should be.
>>
Having the lube be about the same viscosity as actual mare juice would be a nice touch.
>>
I dunno if I want a blue butthole for the rest of my life
>>
I can't help but feel this is a ruse.
It seems a little too perfect to be true.
>>
File: 1405208737401.jpg (13KB, 196x181px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1405208737401.jpg
13KB, 196x181px
>mfw this thread
>>
Mods pls sticky
>>
>>21976515
Where do I pre-order?
>>
>>21989140
Zaid pls stay
>>
>>21976449
neat
>>
>>21981539
Is this you?

http://www.yelp.co.uk/biz/joe-longhinis-drainage-solutions-dansville
>>
More lube talk
>>
>inb4 the lube has aids in it in a scheme cooked up by pol
>>
Nice data collection anon
>>
>>21993650
Don't worry anon, I also smell a conspiracy. Perhaps I'm too paranoid, perhaps not. But I'm waiting a while before trying it once it comes out. Just in case.
>>
>>21980874
>I read in the rules it's okay to post an email in the comments section, so when we're ready to show these publicly, I'll post that here.

I don't know how long you think it's going to take for your team to create these scents, but conversations here are fleeting.

This website does not function like a forum, where threads are active for however long their participants need them to be.

Threads like this last a day or two before being automatically deleted, regardless if the conversation has concluded or not.
Even long threads in excess of 500 posts only last upwards of a week before they are deleted, permanently.

This might not be the best medium for your announcement.

Try getting in contact with the admin of Horse News, or make an article there, they're affiliated with this board and receive a fair amount of traffic.

First search result on Google for "Horse-News"
>>
>>21994027
This very thread was already mentioned on Horse News, actually
>>
File: 1418703149384.jpg (70KB, 768x1024px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1418703149384.jpg
70KB, 768x1024px
>>21994138
mademecheck/10
>>
>>21994411
Not fucking with you, it's just not the main feature of the article it appears in so you wouldn't see it by scrolling the front page

Fuck, what's the best way to get around 4chan's anti-spam block on URLs?

(horse-news dot net) /2015/02/future-mom-twilight-sparkle-purple.html
>>
I hope this is real and not some elaborate ruse. If this is legit, Im surprised that Joseph guy stayed as long as he did. This place is scary to most outsiders.
>>
Well, 4chan has shown me everything. I am going to go cry in a corner now. Hy, 4chan пoкaзaл мнe вce. Я coбиpaюcь пoйти плaкaть в yглy тeпepь .
>>
One last bump.
>>
>>21994941
This board is probably not that much of a shock to the guy who is literally going around peddling cartoon horse vagina lube
>>
>>21996952
>>21996952
>you are now aware that that is someone's actual job
>you are now aware that this someone is not you
>>
this thread make me think of http://youtu.be/2_xtFfiL1oc
>>
>>21984191
Uh i dunno im a horsefucker and im engaged to a pegasister "i think thats the name" so yeah wed probably use it.
>>
The big question that is most important is, can this stuff be used with horses?
>>
Man, how the hell do you end up working for a sex toy company, and where do I apply? I'm genuinely interested, but it's not like these companies are popping up at job fairs and recruiting.

Perhaps you could attempt a Spike lubricant, and add a cinnamon warming agent to it? Make it all tingly and what what.
Color it green if color is an absolute must?

Honestly I find scented/flavored lubes to be mainly a novelty, and they don't see much in my usual rotation. The taste is always a bit yucky on it's own, and changes to yuckier once mixed with the natural body scent. I wouldn't be brave enough to put colored lube up my whatnots because dye sensitivity is a potential issue.
>>
Due to some of the ingredients in our product, we do not recommend it be used by those prone to Yeast infections, though at this point we believe it to be safe to the general vaginal user.

>>21976705
>>21977679
>>
>>21999252
Unless there is something in it that most horse are allergic to and can be used with humans i honestly dont see why not
>>
>>21985235
>The Lunafags and Sunfags are just louder and more obnoxious than the others.
>Implying that isn't what would also make them perfect candidates for targeting

>1/100 of a 1000 large twifag fandom purchase lube
>1/10 of a 100 large Lunafag/sunfag fandom purchase lube

Probably not worded as well as it could be, but I hope you get the point
>>
>>22003719
I get your point but both of those equal 10.
>>
>>22003719
>>22003844
kek
>>
>>22003844
I'm pretty sure that was the point.
Thread posts: 145
Thread images: 22


[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]
Please support this website by donating Bitcoins to 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
If a post contains copyrighted or illegal content, please click on that post's [Report] button and fill out a post removal request
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site. This means that 4Archive shows an archive of their content. If you need information for a Poster - contact them.