Nice breasts Rainbow Dash!
>>22250205
>"Hi there, Anon! Gee, your house was a bit tricky to find but I managed to find it! I hope me staying over isn't a problem. Is it okay if I sleep with you tonight?"
Get out before i call the glue factory, you non unicorn shite
>>22260384
Y-you too
>>22260384
SHUT THE DOOR ON HER
SHE HAS NO MARK
THE GUARDS WILL BE SUSPICIOUS
>Rope
>>22259959
Up the butt
>rape
>>22259959
>cape
When you die your collection of pones will be thrown away as if they were the most trivial of disposable baubles. Those images and videos on your computer long since erased, their playback files obsolete. The My Little Pony brand may still exist in 50 years but not in the manner you remembered, if you could still remember that is. What was her name? The pink one? She was happy and... and had balloons or something. And there was some little ones who were in school. What was so special about... was this a television show? Your addled mind will struggle to recall a moment in time you shared with countless others, never knowing them in real life but bound by common interest. All those moments literally lost in time like tears in rain. And in those last few moments when the last horsefucker finally dies, when there is no one left to recite the stories and share the friendships from long ago, so does all of Equestria. Forever.
>>22192634
and billions of years from now the last proton will decay and there will be nothing but void.
What's your point?
>>22192652
I would like to imagine that in a billion years, the inheritors of the universe will have long figured out true sustainable life-extending methods that go beyond known physics, where you are perpetually engaged in anal stimulation with your horse waifu will nothing to stop you except whim.
>>22192686
I couldn't truly enjoy it if I knew I could stop it.
>"Hey Anon, you're really smart right?"
>"Could you maybe give me some help with my homework, I'll find some way to make it up to you."
http://4archive.org/mlp/thread/22124734 <---- Archive of the 1st thread
Writers:
-Uncle Kracker
-Elpam
>>22154224
Ayy lmoa
AND SO IT BEGINS
>>22154249
Well Well Well, if it isn't Kracker.
I'm looking to get a twilight sparkle dakimakura for a friend but I'm not sure where to buy it from. You guys know any good places?
>>22138419
>for a friend
>>22138419
>for a friend
anyone know of a good custom printing site? would love a pic related
>"Hey Anon, you're really smart right?"
>"Could you maybe give me some help with my homework, I'll find some way to make it up to you."
>>22124734
Writefag here. I'm game. Gimme a little bit.
>>22124734Faggot like you probably filled it with asinine errors.
>>22124734
Fuck off barbie
>no Lyra thread
Time for a Lyra thread!
No humanized, please.
another one is up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Wq2qsSlQP0
>>22139049
HAPPENING
>>22139049
HOLY SHIT
>>22139049
>hasbro executive
HOLY SHIT
Oh my Celestia, are you getting hard? Well you might as well take it out, show me what you can do with it.
And don't forget to play with those balls too, I want to see a show!
>>22135544
You have a small futa cock for such a large filly.
>>22135544
But you are gonna laugh at my average 5 inch dick
>>22135544
Masturbation encouragement thread please!
>Me? With Anon?
>Oh Rarity, ha ha, you're so funny sometimes!
>Like I'd ever be interested in that loser!
>>22082750
Welp time for rape
>>22082750
Fuck you too you purple cunt
>>22082750
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Screencap Thread
>>22060730
I just realised i have almost no good screencaps, oh well
Oldfags Assemble!
>>21998067
For what purpose?
>>21998067
Not that oldfag, sorry: I came 10 months later.
Have a bump.
/mlp/, help me!
>>22057956
Go home seth
By 4chan rules I am required to call you a faggot.
So... with what faggot?
>>22057956
Of corse Trixie ! I help you to lose ypour virginity !
/mlp/, help me!
>>22037431
wat happen?
What is wrong, Friend?
No, fuck mintpone.