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Aka: You hurt my feelings edition ;_;.
All jokes aside, it was bound to happen sooner or later.
But now all my Twilight images are free again.
And maybe we might attract another writefag this time. Would be nice.

those stories, i like those stories, those are good fucking stories

>>21971655
>I wake up and the thread died, whats wrong with you people?

The premise is dead, the story told, we don't need another general.

>>22022142
>You will never ride into battle with your fellow horsefuckers
>You will never just stand around awkwardly once you get there because all this worlds problems are solved by friendship lasers
>You will never be known as "the knights who try to do feats of heroism but are just too slow"

>tfw we will never to be able to end earthly conflicts with friendship lasers

>>22022142
What armor would we even use? Would the ponies make royal guard armor for us? Do we get to choose what armor from Earth we want? Do all of us have to wear the same armor, or can we have diversity in our ranks?
What would you guys choose?

>>22068125
>"But our mission is to kill them and take their valuables and leave, Anon" A female viking said to him
>"Yes, but preparing for our next raid is more important, capturing a princes would be an excellent bargaining tool for future raids"
>"Ah, I see, you thought of this when Anon?"
>You have heard of the recent defeat of a demon called 'Tirek' in these cursed lands?"
>Yes, we all have, they say he had great power, but then somehow he was defeated"
>"Yes, he was, but I want to know what kind of power could have possibly taken down a god of death. I mean' by Odin's beard could you imagine what we could do with such power?"
>"Only he and those in Valhalla know Anon"
>"Yes, and all my leads over the past months lead me to a "Twilight Sparkle", the recently crowned Princess."
>"How shall we capture this princess, she has an entire kingdom and army at her disposal no?"
>Don't worry about that, I've got a plan...and it involves every single viking here on this beach. all two hundred thirty five of us"
>"I hope your right Anonymous"

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>>22068270
>"But sir, do we have enough man power to combat every single Pegasus and Unincorn? Let us not forget the Draconequus and his chaotic sorcery too. Word is he hath allied with thy enemy."

will be updating frequently

>>22071701
OP is a fag.

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But humans are better.

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>>22071701
Yes, yes they are

>>22063715
I want Anon to go around and tip ponies over.

>>22063715
I would pick that pony up and hold her and say it's fine and put her back on her feet.

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>>22063788

>>22075849
Pick her up

>>22075849
Kick her ass for becoming a stupid alicorn.

>>22075849

>swing dick to over the side of the bed
>"If you want upsies, you'll have to hang on with your mouth"
>with your dick in Twily's mouth, your penis becomes erect and lifts her up onto the bed like an elevator
>you play this game every night

>>22088405
Kill Doopliss to undo the curse.

>>22088467
Nigga gotta find the p first.

>>22088405
>pork them.

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>>22123371

>>22123371
>Tumblr
>Youtube comment
How about we laugh at OP?

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>>21741868

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Sunhorse for best horse

>>21742217
Threadly reminder that horses this when they need to let one rip.

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Behold, the cringiest OC of them all.

>>22051468
I kek'd

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All people ded

>>22085327
>"Oh, okay, that's fine, I understand... I'll pray for you."
>"I'll pray for you"
Nigga...
>tfw it's been years since I've gone to church, always wanted to go, but never really found the time for it.
Captcha: ilsin

Thanks, see you later.

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>>22085327

See you later.

>>22043761
Gilda will die Applejack/Spitfire will win.

>>22043761
> ponies
> spike
In all seriousness though, I put my money on the zigger and her ziggatry.

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Fluttershy or Derpy. It's always the ones you least expect.

>>21990849
>another fucking general
>another eqg thread
I wish the hiatus ends soon.

>>21990862
Holy shet, you're fast.

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Seems like only I'm here want that Twalot be my daughter. God, I'm so lonely.

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>>21945565
Oh, already we're off to a good start - that's perfect.

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>>21945570
Anon loves horses, but maybe a little too much... Oh, go on then.

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>>21945578
>They enjoy mocking others with harsh words
Literally has Anon written all over it, the devil he is