Nightly Twilight Thread

>that H&H story will never be finished

I liked where the writer was taking it.

>>21916256
>H&H
What's that?

He's responding to himself now?

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>>21916564
Agreed.

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>>21916564
That's a bet bitter.

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Page 8?
For shame.

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>"FOX..."

>>21918029
What is Twilight going to do to Leonardo?

>>21918803
repost >>21890127

>>21918860
how new are you to not understand the old 4chan saying, "every repost is a repost repost"?

In other words, stop complaining about reposts you fucking newfag

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>>21918860

>>21918302
I bet she cums on his face too

>>21919149
We're here for the purple, not new images.

>>21919089
Stop posting not-purple.

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>>21918931
Where exactly do you see any signs of complaining? Yeah, almost everything is a repost, but my goal was to point out how needlessly early it was reposted in hope to dissuade people from overposting stale content or adding to its triteness.

By the way, you seem upset. Have this ointment. Hope it helps.

Also >using the word newfag unironically

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>>21919145
>you will never wake up confused and disgusted with dried mare cum on your face

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>>21919294
>mare cum

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>>21919349
It's the semen that emerges from her penis when she has an orgasm.

>>21919371
>semen

She's got balls?

>>21919394
Of course.

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>>21919394
And a mare cock.

>>21919408
So she's not really a she... right?

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>>21919428
She-male.

>>21919433
This is cute.

>>21919433
That's really cute

>>21919252
I don't actually care about your repost posts, I just wanted to add to the constant stream of shitposting these threads have had lately

Sup nor/mlp/eople.

My birthday's coming up soon, Whoo frikkin hoo, and I was hoping I could ask for a few of your favorite pastebin links to copypaste into my journal app for later reading. Anything's fineincluding clop, but cuddles and good feels and such are preferred. Can my bros help me out?

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>>21919568
Oops. Forgot image.

>>21919582
>human torso
>human arms

>>21919630
Sigh.

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>>21919630
You forgot human shoulders.

>>21919651
I know, it's tiring that furfags keep trying to insert their shit in the /ntt/.

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>>21920098

>>21919630
>>21920098
>>21919651
And it's tiring that you're this autistic.

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>"Hehehe!"
>"That was fun! Maybe I'll paint your face too, some day!"

>>21920110
Killryde yourself.

>>21920098
>human expressions on a pony
pot meet kettle

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>>21920110
>praying mantis forelegs

>>21920123
The sigh was actually towards the person bitching about human shoulders and torso.
You may now accuse me of backpedaling or something.

>>21920205
I apologize.

>>21920220
It's cool.
Moments like these, /ntt/. Moments like these.

>>21920234
They're kind of faggy, though.

>>21920247
Everyone gets a little faggy on here every once and a while.

>>21920234
>>21920247
Friendship is magic.

Hey /ntt/
Apologies for absence. A shit-tacular birthday in addition to MH4U have stolen all of my attention lately. I'll have chapter two of HiE out shortly

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>>21920603
All good BC, take your time, sorry your birthday sucked writefriend.

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I want Twilight to cum on my face.

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>>21922401
I want to cum in Twilight's stomach.

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>>21917469

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>>21919568
The following is likely my favorite greentext about Twilight Sparkle.

pastebin.com/7zD8EYvZ

>>21922830
No, fuck you.

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>>21922830

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>>21922963
It was on me influential and formative.

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I love this pony.

>>21923732
I may love this pony.

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I wonder why /ntt/ has been slow lately.

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I know I haven't drawn for you guys in a while. Have a little something I did on break. My dumbass job is killing me on top of being sick already.

>>21920603
>MH4U have stolen all of my attention lately

I know that feeling very well. Take your time. I look forward to it.

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>>21922633

I'm not a vorefag but I'm always fascinated by that image when it's posted. Hopefully this isn't a slippery-slop.

>>21924665
>replying to a useless namefag

>>21924665
Neat

>>21924756
>being an anonfag

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>>21924642
Glad to see you.

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>>21924756
I was replying in reference to the image that was posted.

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Friendly reminder that you can filter useless, head-up-their-ass namefags.

Enable filtering in your 4chan settings, then click on the arrow next to one of his posts, and click "Filter selected text".

>>21924787
I am aware. I appreciate the sketch, but your reply, acknowledgement, and sketch is still validating a boisterous, head-up-his-ass useless namefag.

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>>21924853
Posts like yours can be just as negative and detrimental to the quality and atmosphere of a thread. Honestly, if you wouldn't have even posted >>21924756, we wouldn't even be talking about this right now.

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>>21924853
Wow, look at this huge faggot!

The prosecution rests its case.

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Posting one last thing I did at work during a lunch break. It isn't Twilight related but I feel the need to share:

https://www.dropbox.com/s/vyblr47d0chqfsr/IMG_20150217_203503.jpg?dl=0

Stay beautiful, NTT.

>>21925051
That one looks VERY nice, good seeing you again post-it.

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>>21925051
Stay classy, constituent.

>>21925083
>>21925085

Thanks. The ink on the pen I was using had a very bold, dark color that I really like but it smudges like a mother fucker. I wanted to see how something would look if I did very bold contours. If you look closely enough you can actually see a few finger prints. Who knew some shitty dollar store had such a great pen.

I'll be back to drawing more for NTT as soon as I get some time off again.

>>21925154
Whenever you get the time post-it, dont stress yourself on account of us.

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>>21925198
>>21925198

That depends. Does she have a nut allergy?

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>>21925198
I would put toasted almonds in her butt, one by one.

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>>21925198
I would insert almonds into her eyes one by one, and make her almond eyes scream.

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>>21925255
>>21925266
>>21925279

Well that escalated quickly.

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>you'll never get to cuddle-fuck her after a long, hard day of work

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>>21926645
I'm just lurking.

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>>21926677
They all look jerky to me.

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>>21926730
You asked for "the best loop" and I gave you my answer.

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>"Y-You want to put things in my butt?"

What things would you put in her butt?

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>>21926936

Silly mare. I'm already yours.

>>21926976
Suppositories, for when she gets sick.

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>>21926976
Almonds.

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>no one took the bait last thread

You've changed, NTT.

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>>21926999
Thrice-repeated digits acquiesce with anon's statement.
You should verify them.

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>>21927032
Twilight, hun. You're facing the wrong way.

>>21926976
My dick.

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Would you?

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>>21927051
Like i'd have a choice in the matter.

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I prefer this

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>I'll never get to snuggle in bed with her

Time to go cry myself to sleep again.

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I'm starting to realize more and more that the reason I like Twilight without wings so much is because they hide a good portion of her sides/back. I enjoy seeing the smoothness of her back and flanks and the wings tend to obscure this.

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>>21927083
>You massage her back, kneding and pushing along her sensitive spots, relaxing her and fixing her pains and sores
>Content and happy, she asks for you to "rub her belly" and flops over

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>>21927193

>>21919408
Oh God. I recognize that picture.


I should find it again.

>>21927227
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>>21927240
I've always liked the darkening on Anon's and Twi's respective... regions.

>>21927240
Damn. Anon has a 14 inch dick in that image.

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>>21927196

>he speaks

What is this witchcraft?

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>>21927240
I have a question for /ntt/:

How many of you have actually tried anal masturbation?

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>>21927433
It was good.

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>>21927433
Let me put it this way:

If Twilight pegged you, you'd never go back to normal sex.

It feels fucking amazing to cum after having something filling your ass for awhile.

>>21927461
You need lots of lube. Vegetable oil works in this regard.

You need something with the length and consistency of a dick, but it MUST have a flared bottom or something else that guarantees you'll be able to safely retrieve it, otherwise you're going to have an embarrassing trip to the ER. Go slowly and try to press it towards your prostate, which is what you're trying to hit. It WILL hurt a bit the first few times so you have to get used to it.

If you want a mind blowing orgasm, wait for you to cum on your own.

Otherwise you can jack yourself off while doing this and it'll still feel better than a normal orgasm: If you don't make any noises when fapping, cumming at the end of this will make you moan.

>>21927501
He could just start with his fingers. I don't think people start with a huge horse dong.

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>>21927524
It'll be hard to get them in to where you can rub the prostate without straining though, at least in my experience.

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Do you remember this?

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>>21927433
>>21927444
>>21927455
>>21927461
>>21927501
>>21927524
>>21927532
>>21927549
/ntt/ - Nightly Twilight Thread

>>21927581
>>21927596
This turned me on more that it should have.

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>>21927558
Yeah I know, still it was more on topic than the darkest secret thread. Why do people want to talk about their shitty lives so much, I have no idea.

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>"Just lay down, Anon. I'm going to make you feel very good."

>>21927606
http://get-the-fuck-off.twi.wtf/

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How does it feel knowing that your waifu will never be real!

>>21927781
Either i get to live when virtual reality let me be with her.
Or i die and find peace in sweet oblivion.


There is no reasons to despair anon, only to rejoice. For the future is bright and wonderful, one way or another.

>>21928115
Oblivion isn't something I'd characterize as bright and wonderful.

>>21927781
I don't need her to be real, to make me happy.

>>21929113
168 / 104
2:1

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>>21927433

For like a month a few years back I was on an anal kick. I had this metal ice cream scoop that was around 8inches long and 1 1/2 inches thick that I'd use. I'd prop it up in the folds of mattresses of my bed, get on my knees and go to town while backing up into it. It was very hot and stimulating but i stopped doing it eventually because it took too much effort and only ended in shame. The shameful part was that I'd think of my best friend while doing it, supposedly he had a big dick though I've never seen it before. I've never been pegged though but I'd be willing to try it. I've used a regular dildo maybe like 3 times since then but like I said, it takes way too much effort so I don't bother.

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Why do tumblists always describe Twilight as self loathing and depressed (outside of their genderfancy hyperoctagonalsexual bullshit)? That's not her character, she's no robot.

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>>21930492
>Why do tumblists always describe Twilight as self loathing and depressed

Do they really? I'm glad I stay away from that shithole. She gets her feelings hurt fairly easily in some episodes. It really depends on the writer. Perhaps they chalk off the fact that she usually bounces back up from any depression spirals she goes through (those Discord episodes come to mind). Also, in the every same episodes, she didn't get really depressed until the very end of things when she felt she was out of options. She stayed very optimistic through the entire ordeal and even carried Rarity's rock for her.

I find it odd that we never really talk about those episodes even through they're very much Twilight oriented. Is it the potential shipping of Twilight and Discord? Personally, shipping doesn't really bother me unless it's Flashlight and only because Flash isn't even a character. Just an idea.

To answer your question, perhaps they're projecting their self-esteem issues onto a fictional character so that they'll feel better about themselves.

>"Guys like cute things. Twilight is cute. And smart Oh! I bet she has daddy issues like me! Now she isn't so perfect."

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>"R-rut your little pony.."

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>>21931112

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>>21916810
>cacophonous carnival of madness
not cacophonous carnival of chaos

dropped

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>>21930333
wow, that really does seem difficult

i'd get a bad dragon toy or something that sticks to a shower floor or something if i were you, get off while taking a shower or take a shower after if you want to watch pron during

maybe it would simplify things, specifically cleanup, a bit


>>21927433
i tried it once because it's always good to try something new, especially when getting off

it was ok but not really something i'd want to do all the time

i wouldn't turn down a rimming, though

>>21930564
Why is she being held down with an animal grasper?

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>>21931284
Would you let her put her cock in your ass?

>>21931466

That's good, keep the thread bumped while we go do a life, kthx?

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pffffft bye again flashfag, enjoy your time with bubba.

Based mods.

Inb4 he comes back after ban evading, again and responds to this before being banned, again.

>>21927455
Where is that from?

>>21931399
We could just start a herm thread so people in this thread don't have to read about it.

>>21932022
We could also start a lewd thread, a Twilight sniffing Anon's sweaty crotch thread, a >tfw you'll never x Twilight thread, etc.

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>>21932587
>Twilight sniffing Anon's sweaty crotch thread

I knew I was forgetting to post something.

>>21927501
>but it MUST have a flared bottom or something else that guarantees you'll be able to safely retrieve it, otherwise you're going to have an embarrassing trip to the ER

This has been puzzling me for quite a while. You can expel shit, so why couldn't you some other object?

>>21932849
I don't know either, but apparently people have lost things from wii remotes to salad tongs in their asses.

>>21933293
Well, salad tongs could get stuck, I imagine.

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>>21933293
>Twilight will never lose her cock in your ass

>>21932022
Go and make a futa thread.

>>21934541
Why?

>>21934541
I could, but it would probably get deleted.

>>21935718
Sleep tight and let the bed bugs bite, my dear socfag.

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>"Nice ass, Anon."

>>21927433
No

purple

>>21939352
butt

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So, if you guys like Twilight, I'm just gonna leave this number here:
835303

derp

>>21939774
I want to see a featureless crotch edit of that

>>21939774
Jharkhand, India.

>>21939774
brb going to India.

>>21939774
>human hair
Thanks for nothing.

>>21941013
The fuck are you talking about seriously?

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Why is she so perfect?

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>>21927083
This is why plushies exist, though I'm afraid I will never be able to sleep properly without being snuggled against her now.

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>>21926936
Posting superior version.

>>21941397
Saved

>>21941310
I don't want a plush because it would probably be more difficult to be without her.
So close yet so far.

>>21941226
This. What does the number mean mason. I assume it's a post number on /pone/.

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>>21941310

I have a purple body pillow.

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>>21942343

It's a derpibooru link.

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>>21942645

>"G'morning, Anon! Want to take me for a walk?"

>>21942730
Why are you interacting with the flashfag you literal faggot ?
No offense.

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>>21942719
Silly Twilight. You have to be fed first.

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>>21942881
>no checkmarks by any of those tasks

That's not the Twilight I love.

>>21942904
It's not her list.

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>>21942923
>implying pet-twilight wouldn't revise your list as soon as you made it

>>21942940
>implying I'd let her

>>21943009
What behavior? All he does is reply to posts while posting FlashLight.

You're not David Attenborough for fucks sake.

>>21943066
>Twilight
>implying such a being could exist

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>>21943044

I'm not the person you're replying too, but flashflag does exhibit repetitive quirks and behavior that he sometimes breaks.

>>21943077
You motherfucker.

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>>21943103
Well, he's gone now.

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>>21943103
Yeah and the mods have already cleaned up his little return, and he'll probably be back oh 10-15 minutes from now before being cleaned up and banned again.

It's really fascinating to see someone so pathetically dedicated.

Thank you again mods!

>>21943180
I don't, he gets maybe 10 minutes before everything get's cleaned up and we go back to ignoring him again.

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>>21943135
>dem subtle alicorn proportions

Unf. I"m all about Unicorn Twi but god damn I wont lie when those slightly longer legs do it for me.

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>>21943212
yee, I love her as a unicorn as much as an Alicorn but dem different proportions, unf.

>>21943214
Let's not even give him the satisfaction of undue attention even with nothing better to do.

>>21942645
>morning

I should go to sleep now.

>>21943195
He is technically capable of annoying people, replying with shitposts to their constructive posts while they wait for appreciation or continued discussion.
He gets the attention.
He didn't master ban evasion

>>21943444
You already had replied to me, you fucking idiot.

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Called it, my god he's gotten so predictable.

Anyways enough attention for him.

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>you'll never cuddle with her in an over-sized sweater specifically made for cuddling

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>you'll never be the ageless, grizzled war veteran at her side

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Have a pleasant night, Entity.

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>>21926645
The first one.

>>21943600
nobodygivesashit/10

>>21943600
We should add "repost anon" to that list of NTT Denizens.

>>21943611
Goddammit. All I can think of when I see this vector is that fucking Mormon bronies picture.

>>21943645
I immediately thought of !rarity's art for some bizaar reason.

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>>21927027
It used to be cute, but it is not cute with that image-name.

Change the file name, and I and others will enjoy the culturally mandatory response. Your file name kills the cute.

>>21943659
Up until a few weeks ago someone would respond it it with something cute to say like "bait worth responding to." Now I just feel empty inside and I never want to post it again.

>>21943629

>>21943611 was meant for >>21926148.

>>21943600
repost

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>>21943679
This is the most depressing post of the day.

I love you anon; you make this such a great place. You are empty inside; please take this friendship.

>>21943719

It's quite all right. I'm going to bed now to sleep the pain away.

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[blog]I was in some shit with the storm on the east coast and flight cancelling and what not, was stuck driving for 16 hours.[/blog]
It's late where I am. Could somebody let me know later on what is going on with the current greentexts, if there are any pastebins, and any other relevant information. I want to know this because I plan to draw scenes from the anons stories (just like it said in the guide, although im not doing it JUST because it was thrown in there).

>>21943755
Where did it say that in the guide?
I've been missing time on these threads, so I may be a little behind.

>>21943755

There's that crazy crystal heart thread from the last thread.

Sorry to hear you got snowed in and had to drive for so long. I can barely stand the 9 hour drive to texas to visit my family every year.

>>21943786

>crazy crystal heart STORY

>>21943794
Loop is still jarring to me. Especially at that resolution.

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>>21943735
It is not something you can turn down. The more friendship is given, the more there is.

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>>21943816
We should find a way to use friendship to reverse entropy.

>>21943826

Oh you.

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>>21943713
>>21943778
>>21943815
Why.

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>"Hehehe, this is fun..."
>"S-so this is how humans rode on ponies back on your world?"
>You buck your hips and she starts bouncing again, your clothing's fabric protecting your fragile genitals from the mass of mare
No, they rode on the ponies' backs.
>Penis takes over, and your thrusting becomes rhythmic. Sudden bucks turn into gentle pushes and retreats, and you feel yourself hardening.
>Twilight blushes hard.
>"A-Anon, this is getting 2lewd4me..."

>>21943826
repost>>21943600

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>>21943862
>shitty pic
>shitty green

>>21943936
>shitty pic
>implying

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>>21943936
>shitty post

>>21943945
>human hips, clubby foreleg-arms or seriously fucked up perspective, tiny torso/huge head, creepy face, overposted

>>21943980
>nobody cares, nobody cares or nobody cares, nobody cares, nobody cares, nobody cares

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Plague.

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>"I hurt my leg, Anon. You're going to have to carry me all the way home~"

>>21943980
This is actually a perfect summary of why I find that image so repulsive.

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>>21944118

>>21944096
That image name

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>>21944133
Ironic leddit shitposting is still leddit shitposting.

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Goodnight

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(>>21944174)

>>21944118
I'd put them in her butt.

>>21944196
Butt why?

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>>21944227
We've run out of other things to do in the bedroom.

The next step is for her to use her cock to push almonds into my butt.

>>21944241
no, use your cock to push almonds into her cock

>>21944258
Only Anon's pencil-dick is capable of this.

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>>21944279
>>21944118
>>21944196
>>21944241

>look mom i posted it again

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>>21944306

can someone GiF the 'rave twilight for me?

>>21944341
as in make a 30 second animation of the rave twilight pic

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Good whatever-it-is-in-your-local timezone, denizens of the entity.

As it happens to be 6:00, I'll be sleeping in as close to now as possible.

Have a pony and a good rest of the thread.

>>21944723
im sorry you must of misunderstood ( and kinda my fault as well) i wanted an animation of No.21916235 the pic it self, its ok if you cant help me.

>>21944999
Oh.
I thought you meant something the show.
I'm here for two days now, mentioning OP without links confused me.

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>>21944999
>namefag
>shit grammar
Please get out of this thread.
Maybe consider suicide.

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>>21945041
Fuck off.
Anon is a name many people pick when they randomly join a thread they are unfamiliar with.

Why bother with a name at all.

>>21945054
>shit that never happened : the post

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>>21922633

>>21945067
I did once

>>21945193
Every other ones.
Too delicious to give them all to her.

>>21945348
Stop oppressing him

>>21945528
Stop enabling him.

>>21945532
Dirty swine

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More purple, faggots.

>>21945635
youtube.com/watch?v=INzwmlhH5xo

>>21945635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMJqmOqtqG8

>>21943936
>>21943980
You're getting very annoying.

Toasted almonds. Twilight. Orifices.

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>>21946770

>>21946770
What have you done?

/mlp/ is dying.

>>21946819
twilight that's bad for your eyes!! stop it

>>21946953
WHAT WAS THERE?

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Well that was certainly a cleanup, sheesh.

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>>21927027

What happened?
Why so many deleted posts?

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>>21944058
"Back in my world, a horse with a broken leg had to be put down with a bullet to the head."
>"I think I'll walk."

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>>21944189
>she's dreaming of shitposting

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>>21944335

I have this.

Captcha: onass

Even the captcha wants Twicock.

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>>21947285
>24 hours later

Too late. I already wrote out my suicide note and pinned it to my pillow. By the time you read this, the parametics will be attempting to pump the massive amounts of prescriptive medications from my pits of my stomach. Goodbye, dear Entity. I hope to see my Twilight on the other side.

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>scored this a few days ago from one of those mystery boxes

It's adorable.

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>page 8

Shameful.

>>21948575
A very common occurrence as of late. We won't be able to push on much longer.

>>21948620
Anally?

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>>21945054
>spectral horse

That's a new one.

>>21947584
>focused on the post-it

That's still adorable (and probably the best model I've seen so far of Twilicorn); where precisely did you get that?

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>>21948930
>cute prismatic pone

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>>21949015

"Prismatic pegasus" isn't a new one.

>>21949032
I know, but the alias in >>21949015 is my favorite.

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>>21948930
I'm trying to bring new content here every now and then.

>>21927558
well
I'll just say it was useful today

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>>21948970
>focused on the post-it

That wasn't intentional and I didn't realise it until after the fact. I'll post a better version at different angles.

I got this one at Walgreens around 3 weeks ago but I haven't seen them since. They're part of the Vinyl Figure Mystery minis series. Like the name implies, the texture of the figure is very unique.

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>>21949273

I wouldn't have minded the black one of Twilight. I think they look very cool. Trixie or Daring Do would have also been acceptable. The fact that I got Twilight on my first shot was incredible luck.

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>>21947584
Fuck that looks really really good, but I don't want to risk it with getting a pony I don't want (god forbid I get shit sentry, I'd videotape myself melting it)

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>>21950961
There's only one series out right now and it's the image i posted here >>21949295.

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>>21951240
Thank goodness, well maybe I'll try and get Twiley.

Thanks for the info.

So we now have one of those repetitive forced shitmeemz. Cool.

>>21951590

>you're only allowed to post "twi dik in butt" over and over again

>>21951695
That one shows at least some variation.

>>21951880

Nope

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>>21952027
So you're saying it's the same as >>21951530? That it's presented in the form of unvarying, identical sentences?
Really?

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>>21951530

I would cum in Twilight while I fed her almonds.

>>21951530
Only after i activate them

>>21952415
>implying she would have sex with you willingly

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>>21950961
>that image

"LAST TIME, ON 'TOO MANY TWILIGHTS'!"

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>>21951695

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>>21952545

He said "dik in butt" but "dik butt."

I want to see this with Twilight Sparkle: 820837

>>21953165
10000000000000000000000000000000^E26/.0000001 best unicorn

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>>21953931
While I agree, I am but a simple writefag. Unfortunately, you won't see an edit from me.

>>21954198

The wing makes it look like twilight has a big toothy grin

>>21954255
I would ask her to stop putting on that eye shadow thing.
Her eyes are beautiful, this only serves to ugly her.

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I want to choke on Twilight's floppy horse dong.

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How would Twilight react to your wanting to commit sudoku?
Would she, as the princess of friendship, keep you alive, because to do something selfish like that is not what a friend would do to the people who care?
Or would she let you die, because as a friend, she has no right to force you to stay in a world that you don't want to be in?

>>21955117
She would probably not even want to be friends with a depressive, edgy cynic of an ape.

>>21955117

You would probably start a revolution of recreation among ponies as Twilight becomes engrossed in Sudoku, and it spreads to the commons (unless they already have it, like Chess or Checkers).

>>21955138
>>21955205
>mfw I was really curious to see what others thought of this situation
>mfw it was dodged/shenaynaygans
I'm slightly upset now.

>>21955117
A true friend would never let you kill yourself.

>>21955264

retard

>>21955095
>2015
>Not feeding her activated almonds

>>21955297
>unironically using casual level insults without any explanation
Isn't it past your bedtime, newfag?