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>>22874509
>Well, if i just try to put it up, it goes in the black thingy
u wot

>>22874543
In her mouth, there is a big part of it which is black
if i try to fix it, the line just go straight into the black hole thus making it worse

>>22874434
Jammies.

With teddy bear prints.

They call me the fuzzy slipper rapist.

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>"SO, Cross."
>"Hows about writing us some more green?"
>"Or do I have to take 'steps' to ensure you don't leave us?"

>>22648483
good lord the movie that I think that image is based on was pretty damn creepy.

>>22648348
Summoning writefags

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>>22923923

>>22923923
Who is this and why is it so unf

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>>22923928

>>22929699

>sh*t

>>22929715
>bonies

>>22929699
What the fuck is that last word?

I'm not fluent in squiggles.

Careful Twi, you should wash it off just in case OP forgot to.

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>>22913868
OH FUCKING KEK

>>22839198
best prison guard

>>22839198
seriously though

id put a baby in that

>>22839198
>be Anon
>sent to Equestria's top security prison.
>for raspberrying Celestia
>shit prison
>delicious food
>the guards leak you pudding
>warden is afraid of you
>everyone is afraid of you
>Life's gud

>>22824176
-the log
-the wood
-the splinters

>>22824176
Obvious one, obvious one, and obvious one. 1 2 and three from right to left.

thou maketh the most obvious shit, peasant.

Sexual the log
Spank the log
Cook and eat the log

>>22825850
Equestria prison is the equivalent of detention in school. The worst fight between inmates was when one stole the other's cookies and juicebox.

>>22825850
The penile batallion

>>22825850
What if they have konzentrationslagers?

>>22806648
https://derpiboo.ru/725743

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sure thing.

>>22691653
Ballon Dash is love
Ballon Dash is life
OP is a fagott !

>>22691653
I want to cum inside balloon dash

>>22691653
that thing creeped me out

>>22662089
Eh, most the stories I paid attention to were never going to be finished anyway.

Don't read fanfiction, still looks mighty retarded. What would one win by simply causing incovenience to random internet people?

Let's hope it comes back up soon: I may not like every story on the site, but there are quite a few that I do enjoy.

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>>22574797
First for Moona.

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>>22574797
Okey, I'm going to dump my story here again, so more people will see it and give opinions :^)

>You are Anon
>At least, you think you are.
>Your mind is shattered into the million pieces, after you found your lovely wife riding another stallion at your own house.
>And this happened on the Heart's Warming Eve, the day you asked her out..
>You just wanted to get her by surprise and give her these beautiful flowers, which are lying in the trash can, next to her house now.
>You're now walking down the street, going nowhere, with no purpose to live or breathe.
>What can you do, when over four years of 'true' love has just ended?
>Why did she do it to you?
>How long has she been doing this?
>Did she even love you?
>Your internal monologue would last longer, but somepony has just ran over you.
>This made your blood in veins boil.
>Your eyes went red as you shout words going straight from your soul.
>These words are filled with all kinds of emotions you could come up with.
>You even don't mind all the stares you're catching
>You don't mind everything.
>Yes, you have no reasons to live here now.

1/?

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>>22574807

>As you walk farther you hear voices, calling you "a monster", "an animal" and "the crazy monkey"
>Usually you talk to these ponies, asking them why they're insulting you.
>But not today.
>Today, this made your tears fall.
>You started to run, this time you have the target.
>Your old home, probably your only home now.
>You remember the day of your arrival
>The day, when everyone was happy.
>All those smiles, you will never forget them.
>She was the first to welcome you in this world.
>Yes, she was your guide.
>She has explained to you everything, every rule.
>She has introduced you to everypony here.
>Everyone was kind to you, even mayor of Ponyville gave you a house.
>The house you are heading to.
>After a few days after your arrival, you started working at the Sweet Apple Acres, helping with gathering apples.
>Months were passing, as Big Mac became your closest friend, your brother.
>You could talk to him nearly about everything.
>But could he understand the meaning of the betrayal?
"This just doesn't matter now."
>You say to yourself, simultaneously opening the door.
>As you look inside, your lungs are starting to cover with dust.
>You haven't been there for over three years.
>You have moved out, in the day of your marriage.
>As much, as you don't want to, your brain is starting to remind you everything about that day.

2/?

Rev up those polls.

>you are a smallanon
>choose one power to help you survive in equestria
http://strawpoll.me/4118899

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>>22629151
I like how half of these options are more likely to help you get the fetishy death of your choosing rather than actually help you survive

I know that's why I'd pick being invisible

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I hope meganon comes back with that story soon.

Reposting the last few parts. I have changed and fleshed them out a tiny bit.
~~~
>In the meantime Twilight is still riding your fingers like a cowgirl, while your other hand steadies her back so she doesn't topple over.
>Stealing a kiss or two whenever you stop talking for a moment and her eyes never leaving yours.
>Her leaking marehood drenches your crotch and the couch's fabric that lies underneath... Hopefully she knows a quick spell to clean both.
>Judging from her increased tightness and frequency of winking, she must be pretty close.
>Twilight even slowed down for parts of your story, so she doesn't cum. Denying herself her own orgasm.
>How kinky. You wonder why.
>She ceases the moments of her hips and plants a rough kiss on your mouth.
>Prying your lips open and immediately going for what she wants.
>Your teeth.
>Her tongue runs back and forth along the underside of them before probing your canines. Moaning directly into your mouth as she does so.
>Lifting her pelvis up, she frees your appendages out of her wet grasp and rests her body on yours.
>And then breaks the kiss, suckling on your lower lip as her mouth disconnects.
>”Oh my~ You have a depraved fantasy...”
>You chuckle and put your slick fingers to good use.
>By teasingly tracing and prodding the entrance of her black ring, eliciting a deep and husky moan from her.
“Not as depraved as the things I'm going to do to you.”

>She throatily giggles.
>”True... Hnngaah... I really liked the part where you degraded her.”
“You did?”
>”Mhm~ I wouldn't like that myself...”
>Understandable.
>”But it somehow fits her. The Mmhh... proud and down-to-earth earth pony mare, broken by a hard cock. And liking it. So... Ach... hot~”
>Your index finger slightly enters your marefriend. Probing along the strong muscular ring.
“Glad you liked it. One more act to go.”
>Twilight presses her forehead against yours.
>”The grand finale?”
“Exactly.”
>Hmmmm~ Can't wait, stud.”
>Her gaze wanders lower to your penis, which now stands fully erect again.
>Seeing her working herself up and reliving your favourite fantasy made sure it didn't stay flaccid for too long.
>”Looks like someone is ready for some fun~”
“Could be.”
>Smirking, she pushes your hand away from her plot and positions it over your throbbing member.
>Poking and gently parting it with your glans.
>Her amethyst orbs stare at you. Softly twinkling in the faint light.
>”Wanna use my back door? While you tell me about using hers?”
>Oh wow... Nothing more than that~ But...
“You aren't lubed up, Twi... Are you sure?”
>Your marefriend nods and kisses your nose.
>”I know~ But I think, I want to try some rougher stuff too...”
>She seductively smiles.
>”Just imagine... Nothing between you and me. One hundred percent direct contact.”

>Either pony bowels lubricate themselves or Twilight doesn't know that raw anal hurts both parties like hell.
>You should at least get some lube on your dick. And you just know how too~
“Okay. Just one moment, Twi.”
>”Hmm?”
>Lifting her up by the hips, you hold her above your shaft and let some of her nectar flow onto it.
>Luckily ponies produce vast amounts of them. Which surprised you at first, but know you couldn't live without that any more.
>A small rivulet slowly begins to coat it with a thin film of her natural lubrication. It's warm and sticky but also incredibly pleasant.
>She intently watches and tenses and relaxes her muscles in alternation to increase the flow.
>”Mmmmhhh~ Do you see what you do to me? I might die of dehydration~”
“Don't worry. I will rehydrate you soon enough.”
>”Oh my~”
>Once you think it's lubricated enough, you put her ponut back onto it. Still holding her, to prevent a premature impalement from her side.
>It still will be rough enough... You hardly doubt that this will last long.
>”Good idea, stud~”
>You snort.
“Sometimes I'm smart too. Especially when it comes to sexy things.”
>Twilight snickers and nuzzles your chin.
>”I know~ And I love every single one of your sexy ideas.”
>She tries to put more weight onto your shaft, but fails.
>”Aww... come on. Lemme fuck you.”

>>22623681
go e/ight chan and make /diaper/

>>22623685
It probably already exists.
And has more posts than /pone/

If dubs, diapers go to /r9k/