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>>25341310
Leaning liberal I imagine.

>>25341310
typical communism

>>25341310
"Oh, isn't it such a beautiful sunarific day? Nature is so wonderful! Let's go eat sweets and candy and play games and sing songs all day long!"

-Platform of the Everything We Need is Always Available Party

>>25341289
Will you be a pal help me out and give me a blowjob? Ease this frustration a little?

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>>25341289
why

>>25341311
I don't think you want that red muzzle near your junk, Anon.

>>25341241
>What if he prints his own semen?
What kind of printer do you have to print semen?

>>25341298
a semen printer

>>25341345
It's called a penis

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>>25340987
This is worse than I thought.

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>>25340987
Well shit

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>>25340997

Oh thank goodness. Now we can fuck without fear

FUCK YOU! GIVE ME MAGIC SPERM, TWILIGHT! I WANT TO MAKE PONY BABIES!!

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>>25340950
>>25340957
Nice try, samefag.

>>25340742
Well essentially, what I'm looking at on youtube is that horses will bite, tear, and kick when fighting, leaving gashes and broken bones all over. While most fics seem to be like a terminator fight, where its basically throw the opponent far enough away they leave you alone or buried and immobilized.

Whereas I'm looking at it as a much more violent bloody affair of like you, grapples, breaks, and biting and tearing. Its more of to me, the difference between a pretty boy slap fight with nothing really happening, and WWE stunts with blood bags, razors, and markers so it looks much worse than it is giving a feel the fight is actually to the death. Its sort of the simple thing, like mentioning dust caking in a bite wound, and the sting of it making it hard to focus.

As opposed to "got bucked in the chest, felt woozy, eyes went black before I hit the floor".

'Course the challenge is putting in the parts without edge.

Also, for an Enclave squads, would the leader be a sergeant?

>>25340943
Rule by an iron hoof?
"Tyranny" and other such one pony strongman governments would work very well in the wasteland, much better than disaster democracy.

On the other hand, I don't think egalitarian ideals would ever take off since ponies are clearly not created equal, much less different but same.
I would say most stable descendants would continue the monarchy/dictatorial setup since they are used to it and its been going on for centuries now.

>>25340943
>Be good people, or I'll shoot yah dead.
Done.

>>25340833
I think some people consider a "telekinetic" slap to be a thing, but I don't recall seeing much discussion of it here.

>>25340833
Dark Shores did that (literally learned the spell just by watching an orb of a unicorn using it) and personally I find it retarded. It's green lantern tier OP.

>>25340933
pony is not for sexual

>>25340956
You are for sexual.

>>25340956
>unzip Dick
>take her panties off
>plug in your divk
>cum inside

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>>25340753
I post this.

>>25340753
>threads need to be show related
You know how these things go, faggot, it's just going to be a bunch of /b/ tier shit.
Like this dickless wonder >>25340821
and his for teh lulz faggotry.

>>25340753
I once faped to Vinyl, who is not my waifu

My Vinyl plushie looked at me funny

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>>25340737
>another 'x in equestria' thread

>>25340761

yeah so?

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>>25340814
>Thinking "___ in Equestria threads" are good

>>25340644
No, wanting to fuck them makes my dick closer to the screen.

>>25340644
>Hey! It's almost like horsefucking! Will you like it now? P-please?

Stay in your general and stop trying so hard.

>>25340901
Nonono, Equestria!Ponies behave and think very much like humans do even if they are physically a different species.

No.

>>25340617
We're going to a zoo right? With Animals?

>>25340617
"Uh, sure. As long as you vouch for me when the wardens will try to put me in a cage, on the basis that I'm a weird creature"

>>25340572
>cheerwine
Yes fuck yes I want in on that

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>>25340572
> calling soda "coke"
> triggered/10
At least she didn't call it "pop"

>>25340612
I'm from Michigan. Fuck off it is pop.

>>25340524
BULK VANDERHUGE

>>25340524
Lily Longsocks is the most common name I believe. It's a reference to Pippi Longstocking.

>>25340524
BUTCH DEADLIFT

>>25340354
>everything you love is dead

But Nips is back with a schedule senpai.

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Whispen is a pretty stallion.

>>25340374
Surely you know better by now than to believe the Nips, Anon.

>>25340338
It's not gonna suck itself.

>>25340338
>Put penis in her mouth to shut her up.

>>25340338
That's my pencil although you couldn't be able to tell the difference to be honest.