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You know, now that I think about it, an anorexic purple teenage girl probably isn't worth the jail time and being registered as a sex offender.

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>>25342883
>pulling their taking devices
>"i dont know."
>"oh i.. i think you dropped something, you sh-should bend over and look for it."

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>>25342883
>"Why is everyone pulling their talking devices out?"

"Oh-yeah! Oh-yeah! Ba-by work the shaft!"

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nobody near me as usual

>>25342670
No one else in commiefornia from the looks of it.

Someone is near me in france

>>25342580
make a cake

Rape gummy

>>25342580
Lets start this party with some good ol' Vietnam War music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBfjU3_XOaA

>>25342567
can we have sex now?

>>25342567
>This thread again
Let it go anon, this prompt is dead

>>25342567
"Do you like Sonic the Hedgehog?"
>"Goodbye Anon."

>>25342456
Silly anon, in 30-40 years we won't be here anymore. Killed by lack of sex, social relationships, and inherent fear of anything external to our internet circlejerk.

But hey, at least you tried.

>>25342456
Please leave and come back in 2055 when it's ready

>>25342488
Trying's what counts… right anon? At least I WANT to make you crazy horsefuckers happy.

>>25342522
Make me

>>25342397
Isn't it good? Norwegian wood.

>>25342412
Murakami?

>>25342397
Look, Sweetie Belle said "Let's make cookies!" and I was like "Yeah, okay, let's make cookies" because one, you can't say no to that face and two, cookies.

Where it went from there I couldn't tell ya.

>>25342362
WTF is this shit?

>>25342764
japan

>>25342362
going to be honest, spike and discord would make the best of friends.

>>25342320
le pussycorn faec XD

>^:)

>>25342320
if I took off that ^:) would you die?

> The sun peeked through the throne room windows, the stained glass providing abstract light to flow forth and paint the ground.
> The red rug; which ran along the course of the room only served to make you feel like a true queen.
> One of the royal guards rushed forward, yelling something about the 'glory' of Equestria.
> He was knocked unconscious by a single beam of magic.
> You chuckle quietly to yourself, splaying out on the throne.
> You are Queen Chrysalis.
> And you have taken over Canterlot.
> After that pest of a 'Princess' sent you and your hive packing; you came back. Much more prepared than before.
> Cadance and her little boy toy didn't stand a chance this time.
> "Let me down Chrysalis!" Twilight shouted.
> And neither did the elements.
> You let out a hearty laugh.
> This was accompanied by one of your children bringing you a bottle of aged wine.
> You scan the label; smiling softly to yourself
"Yes, this will do tonight. Just go ahead and put it in MY room."
> It was originally Celestia's.
> Your child nodded; buzzing out of the throne room.
> Twilight and her friends were suspended in the air; clinging to the grey goo decorating the ceiling.
> "When ah get out of here!" Applejack shouted, struggling against her bonds.
> You roll your eyes.
> Their attitudes were already getting annoying.
"Tell you what Miss Applejack, if you can break your bonds then you are more than welcome to make any threat you please."
> You sneer.
"Until then, be silent."
> Applejack growled at you.
> She was already trying.
> Watching her writhing form was already putting you in hysterics.
> You had done it.
> You had finally won.
> "Come on AJ! I know you can do it." Twilight shouted.
> You had already made sure she wouldn't use any of the pretty magic; her horn was encased in your goo.
> "Ah'm trying!"
> You chuckle and lean back, clapping your hooves together.
"Children! Please take a check on the REAL threats. I've got to put some sense into these mares."

>>25341835

>normiebook

Fuck off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GumuQ5HUwxk

>>25341835
This will be the worst episode ever! Discord is the most disappointing character in this show! He will be back to evil next season.

Weird that he's walking like a pony.

>>25341830
I remember this

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Totally not the same fag who planked everyone.

>>25341844
>Fluttershy pummels your chest, each staggering blow making a https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWlTlM7CIgM
when it digs into you.
"Tee-hee!"
>"Small and helpless huh? Take this!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWlTlM7CIgM
>You stifle laughter.
>"And this!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWlTlM7CIgM
>You quickly grab the Pegasus, and begin tickling her mercilessly.
>"N-no! stop! hahahahahahah! I give! I give! Heeheeheehee!"
>You continue your rib tickling onslaught, until a geyser of piss, and feces flows from Fluttershy, ending this adorable moment.

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Reminder

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>>25341821
Fine, as long as you don't take away the danger zone

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>>25341821
Reminder

>>25341659
>Soon you and one of most friendly soldiers, Frost, were on your way to report recent events to chief officer of the district, colonel of nobility.
>He immediately took action, commanding lockdown of whole place, interrogating soldiers. Last but not least, he shot captured bandits with exception of one who was appointed as crown witness.
>After that yo returned home, exhausted and mentally damaged by things you did and saw, only to overhear argument between your friends. They were concerned about your safety. Your look didn't help.
>Next day you finally went to look for your parents, with Hranchak by your side. Scurvy, ferry owner was a greedy bastard, but you convinced him that Hran should go for free. He will return for you when you hang something colorful near the river as a sign.
>Northern bank was less ruined, but it was complete mess, nearly devoid of living presence. No pony's land. Your block was empty and you stumbled upon a pile of dead uniorns in the basement. Thankfully, you also found a note from your father stating that he was alive, his location, and that one of his friends has something for you.
>Mentioned friend was named Rocky Bottom, he was an earth pony leading a community of survivors living in your old highschool. The thing he had for you was left by him somewhere in the sewers when he hid from Dog soldiers.

>>25341660
>Rocky nodded slowly, expressing that he understands everything when you asked if this mysterious thing that your father wanted you to hawe was worth the risk of venturing into a place that may or may not be pretty dangerous.
>It was no pony's land, everything was possible here and you were warned about bandits an marauders haunting whole place. Hence your last question. Was this thing worth the risk? Was it so awesome or whatever that you should leave your life at stake to get it?
>>"I don't know if this is worth it. You will judge by yourself when I will tell you what is it" said Rocky, and his tone was lowering with every single word until it turned into whisper. "I was afraid to do it back in the production room. Too many ears, too many minds. Your father had an arrowhead-shaped crystal that he wanted you to have. It was pearl white, turbid, but it was glowing sometimes. I don't know why."
>So the thing left by your dad was a crystal of some sort. Glowing noticed by Rocky indicates that it migh be magical.
>Strange, but you cannot remember that he had one.
>It sounded that this might be worth a try, however it almost certainly will delay your reunion.
>What do you want to do - see your father or look for crystal in the mall?

>>25341668
We should find dad and then we can ask him about it.

>>25341562
Yes
But Only if no other pony can see him

>>25341562
He'd really like that someone was bigger than him

>>25341581
You're a big guy.

Tree Hugger,
Maud,
RD.

>>25341486
Marry Maud
Cum inside dash
Kill hippy horse

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>>25341486
WE ALL KNOW RD IS GONNA BE KILLED EVERY FUCKIN TIME.
Fucking Rainbow Cunt needs to shut her cock slot once in a while.