The Cutie Mark Crusaders walk in.
>W-what are you doing, Anon!?
>>25323142
Should I greentext the shit out of this?
>>25323171
Go wild.
>>25323171
>Your waifu has to go to therapy.
>Why? Because Celestia made it mandatory for everyone.
What does she say about you?
>>25323065
>"He's a creepy, obsessed stalker that smells bad."
>>25323065
Why would she be talking about me? Therapy is for personal problems. Talking to her husbando is for relationship problems.
Fluttershy: he is kind of a monkey but without a tail.... I dont have any problems with him
>"My urethra can eat Slim Jims, ramen and licorice, Anon."
>>25322838
that's nice cadence. now can you kindly fuck off?
Can it eat my dick?
>>25322838
Horses don't have urethrae, dinofag.
>"Hey Anon, you wanna come to church with me this Sunday?"
>>25322674
Why would I?
Be honest, OP, what were you hoping to accomplish here?
>>25322674
I suppose I could.
Lewd thread?
Lewd thread.
Let's get some extra lingerie in this one.
>>25322665
Deny it all you want, but you all know that was the FIRST.
>>25322586
yes, and we all use Xerox PCs at work.
being first doesn't always tie repeating events together, only has the possibility to set precedent.
>>25322586
First for what
>"Christorians" still genuinely think that they can use this as a way to mock us
>People that follow Chris are way more autistic than he is
>They actually get mad that he's making money off of Sonichu now, has an active social life, and knows not to fall for trolls
What would be your reaction when one of the Crusaders helps a colt earn his cutie mark, and he thanks her with this?
>>25322298
>"heh. Cute."
>>25322298
I'd leave a mean post about it on here then stop watching the show.
>>25322324
/thread
>"Hey Anon! Let's fuck right here right now! C'mon! It'll be better with everypony watching!"
>>25322224
mooom, I don't think that's appropriate.
>>25322224
Twilight, you can't give consent if you're drunk, so no.
But I am a fair virgin and I can't have you defile me with your filthy horse desires.
What's your attitude towards
>MLP FiM
>Equestria Girls
>Thems Fightin Herds
How much interest do you have in each of these franchises? Which ones do you like or hate, and why?
>>25322191
>the show
Love it.
>hasjews brownie bait movies
Not a fan.
>that videogame i've only seen 'lore' of
Don't care.
>>25322191
>>MLP FiM
Like it. Because ponies.
>>Equestria GirlsLike it.Because story andwaifu.
>>Thems Fightin Herds
I am indifferent toward it. Never cared when it was Fighting is Magic, didn't care much for fanmade content, don't care for fighting games.
>>25322191
>MLP:FiM
Love it, but worry that it's lost some of its direction over time. I have a ton of interest in it, though not quite as much as I once did.
>Equestria Girls
Did a sharp 180 from hating it to liking it after the second movie. I almost feel more interested in it than the show right now, since it has far more unexplored possibilities and it's only just started to hit its stride.
>Them's Fightin' Herds
Approve of it, but I don't care too much. It's a nice concept that just sort of hangs around.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPgaaPxps08
Twilight Sparkle is a unicorn in the preview. It looks like she did in fact lose her wings in the finale.
>>25321876
>Footage from season 2
>"HURR DURR, SHE LOSES HER WINGS IN THE SEASON 5 FINALE"
Uhhh...
>>25321876
>>25321876
>implying it couldn't be a memory sequence from before her time as princess
ponysimulator.exe running...
chapter2.bsa running...
>>25321743
>>25321827
So where we at?
>>25321827
Episode 521: Scare Master
Written by Natasha Levinger
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x39nr37
Friends Forever #22 (Pinkie Pie & Celestia) is due out tomorrow; digitally it could be in about 13 hours! The chapter book Princess Luna and The Festival of the Winter Moon is due out today as well!
Nightmare Night is one of those times of the year when Granny Smith can really let loose and draw from years of experience and knowledge to impress the younger ponies. Why, most of them probably haven't even had to run through the Everfree Forest from timberwolves or the like! The scariest thing that might have happened to them recently is Tirek or the chaos vines! Which... might be pretty frightening, but the point is, she's seen even more decades of that sort of thing! And she's willing topaint dried sticks whiteif can have even a fraction of the effect of those tribulations!What kinds of potential disasters might she have seen when she was young? Were they of the 1000-year variety, too?
>>25317560
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Episode 520: Hearthbreakers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvE4SEGCUjA
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3awvcy
ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODES 524 (SONG) AND 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETMPVpJDHoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXz7qCiiWbs
Nov. 7: Episode 522 –What About Discord?
Twilight returns from a trip and is distressed to find that her friends have become close to Discord, making her wonder if Discord is up to something.
Nov. 14: Episode 523 –The Hooffields and McColts
Princess Twilight and Fluttershy are called by the map to settle a dispute between two feuding families who can't even remember why they are fighting.
Nov. 21: Episode 524 –The Mane Attraction
An old friend of Applejack's has become a huge pop star and Applejack fears that the singer's manager does not have her best interests at heart.
Episode 525 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Starlight Glimmer returns to seek vengeance on Twilight and her friends and has acquired a spell that could change the past, present, and future of Equestria forever.
Episode 526 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Princess Twilight's efforts to stop Starlight from altering the past continue, but she fears that they may be in vain.
Just saw this on Derpibooru and thought you might get a laugh out of it.
>>25321332
hhahahaha XD
+1 share
>>25321332
Just this and thought you might get a laugh out of it.
Faust never had to beg us to not drive artists to suicide.
>"You wouldn't hurt a lady would you?"
Of course not. I'll remember that when I see one
>>25320903
>>25320903
*bitch slap*
I task you /mlp/ to make the new, greatest and dankest pony meme on the internet. GO
>>25320797
^:)
This is the ebin horse
It is a horse which is a meme itself, but it also is ebin because it has a smiley face on it
But the smiley itself is a horse so it's twice as ebin
If it wasnt enough, the horse smileying is the most ebin of all horses