Confession thread

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>>25340753
I post this.

>>25340753
>threads need to be show related
You know how these things go, faggot, it's just going to be a bunch of /b/ tier shit.
Like this dickless wonder >>25340821
and his for teh lulz faggotry.

>>25340753
I once faped to Vinyl, who is not my waifu

My Vinyl plushie looked at me funny

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I think the copious amount of gay porn this show has brought about has legitimately made me a faggot.

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>>25340880

>>25340753
I shitposted and derailed a thread and now I feel guilty about it.

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>>25340880
faggot! me too...

>>25340753
I actively shitpost writefags that I like, just to see if they're still alive

>>25340753
I'm pretty certain I'm an edgelord. Don't know why, I just like grimdark stuff.

I tried pony hypnosis and royally fucked up. I was awake at 4Am, rolling around and giggling, unable to undo the hypnosis because the file didn't have an "off" command. i almost went to work thinking i was a little filly.
And now i want to do the pet pony file, but know that i won't find someone that would assist with it.
I am a huge fag among faggots.

I changed waifus.

Twilight to Dash.

>>25340880
It has mad me gay, but only for ponies.

>>25340753
I've never fapped to soarin

>>25340988

Kek. That is actually halarious

I writefag for various threads for various fetishes. I stop right before the sex so that I can watch people make second and third threads waiting for me to continue writing shitty wish fulfillment clop.

>>25341024

What the fuck are you talking about. You sound insane as fuck

THIS IS IMPORTANT:
https://boards.4chan.org/qa/thread/325996#bottom[filler]
HIRO IS THERE , MAKE /mlp/ NSFW.

>>25341150
you won't make it like that

>>25341150
BUMP BUMP BUMP

>>25341150
BUUUUUUUUUUUUMP

>>25340753
i haven't watched anything past season 3.

I'm almost 100% normalfag by now compared to my days of fapping to tits on /b/ in 2008.

And I don't hate it

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>>25340753
I could have prevented a kid's suicide but decided not to simply because of the short term harm, both physically and to my reputation that could have happened. I feel just as shit as I did two years ago.

>>25341222
>fapping to tits
i cannot comprehend what other guys see in them.

>>25341237
I was 15. Besides that quickly moved on to asses, then hardcore, then I discovered hentai. It all went downhill from there.

I don't like full on pony clop, nor can i draw it. I can only enjoy human, anthro at the most.

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>>25341024
>actually went into public whilst hypnofied

I've always wanted to try this, but then my sense of shame always stops me. Congrats on living my dream anon.

>>25341150
BE OUR HERO HIRO

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>>25340753
I have a boyfriend because kissing girls is gay and I'm not gay

>>25340753
I clop

>>25341358
I don't clop

I have had dreams that twilight sparkle is my mother and cry like a little notch when I wake up

>>25340753
i don't actually watch the show or follow any news of it anymore, i just read pony fanfics

i detest any and all greentexts with anon in it. can't stand that garbage

derpy a shit

i have an entire anthro porn folder of ponies which i've fapped to multiple times

5 years later, and rainbow dash is still a cunt. bravo hasbro

I'm a wreck and ponies and drugs make up about 70% of my reasons to stay alive

the day just after molly always is horrible

>>25341300
Just start simple with pony ears

>>25341696
Oh no, don't worry. I've been hypno'd up by myself many times, and even done it to one of my friends too. But actually going out into the world where someone could see your spaghetti? It'd be so freeing, but I can't help but feel panicked at the thought.

>>25341648
mah nigger.

On topic . . . I don't want to cum in Rainbow Dash.

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>>25341300
>>25341696
>>25341737
seems very fun to do, but last I experimented I ended up just feeling like someone had trapped me in a bamboo box and was trying to psychologically torture me whilst giving me a boner

it was still a good time and the effects bled through some, but im hestitant.
also most of the voice actors just make me angry

ears were the best tho

>>25341024
Got any links to where I can do this? Searching for it doesn't come up with anything

>>25340753
I don't know what tripfagging is
also>>25341755
this

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>>25341548

I just like ponies...

>>25341781
I can agree with that. some of the audio files are either seem narrated by god himself (echo included) or by a lispy drunk from a bar.

Little filly made me feel great and love to say "cutesy hoofsies", I couldent imagine how pet pony would feel in the right circumstances.

>>25341799
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/el2fd52fqwn2x/Pony_Hypno

Do pony ears first, it's good and a nice into to hypnosis that has On and off commands

I realized about three months ago that after four years of fapping to nothing but clop I'm barely attracted to my own species anymore.

>>25341899
Thanks, I'll check that out now

>>25341300
>>25341781

What is this hypnosis shit and where can I find out more about it?

>>25341899

OK is there some kind of guide to this? Cause it seems dangerous and I don't know what half these files do.

>>25340853
:^)

>>25342051
Tulpas are way better

>>25341038
I thought I was the only one who would go gay for a pony but only a pony... this is a thing?

>>25340753
Through the whole high school, at my free time I've been living in my own "wonderland". It was a frozen planet Lorn V from Dawn of War: Winter Assault. My alter-ego was an Imperial Guardsman who was considered KIA, and had to survive on the frozen fields. Every moment I spent in this world while I was sitting in a bus, or in class, or at home lying on my bed it has grown bigger. When I think about characters who appeared on the alter-ego's path, I feel like I'm thinking about persons I know. Story was autistic enough to even contain ponies, who arrive on the planet soon after necron assault, to start their conquest of the universe right from this place. The guardsman had to team up with an exiled ork painboy and chaos space marine with brain resistant to warp corruption who wants to atone for his betrayal. I even tried to pour all this shit into a fanfic, but luckily got quickly lynched by the other authors of mediocre selfinsert fanfics and gave up.

>>25342215
I guess so, because I'd also fuck a cute femine technicolor stallion, while human traps make me feel sick.

>>25342263
Mah nigger

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>>25340753
I was demonstrating a program for a class full of people when chrome opened e621, derpibooru, /mlp/'s catalog, and archive.moe's /mlp/ archive in their own tab, which gave everyone enough time to read their titles before I could close them out. I got a lot of shit for that..

>>25342305
Shit that is some serious spaghetti spillage, did people see any of the porn? That would have been worse

>>25342051

see >>25341899 for files. The best explanation i can give is it is what it is. Hypnosis revolving around ponies.

>>25342077
All you need to do is relax and listen. (I just close my eyes and lay in bed)

>Seems dangerous

Not really, but exactly why i said to start with pony ears. All it will do is make you feel a pair of pony ears on your head. (The one with the intro will tell you the exact same thing)

it has on and off trigger words so you can choose when it happens and stops, and you can listen to a reset file to erase everything regarding hypnosis. If you fear what a file does, listen to it and skip over the part where it will guide you into a relaxed state. This way you can probe into the effects of a file.

An example: Applejack file describes your voice with a southern drawl = You will have a sotheren drawl when you speak. The same goes with personality and what you may feel on your body. (Hooves/wings/horn)

There is also generic files that just make you into a unicorn with no personality changes. Just look into a file to find what you want, i have listened to plenty including the day at the spa ones.

Again, start with pony ears. Listen to it, and see if you like it.

Live with roommates. One of them Christian anti-gay, illuminati, the full fucking thing. None of us like but we couldn't pay rent without him. He checks everyone's computers for porn if he finds it he deletes it. This motherfucker would delete system 32 if someone hide porn it. Can't stop him either because don't want to be homeless fag and no else will pay the percentage of their income we're asking for. So I create a massive folder full of folder numbers ranging from 1-2568 use a number generator to pick a number the copy the entire folder there rinse and repeat 22 hide every single folder next using a program called construct 2 I create a game that is full of my porn. I put it on last folder then took the entire thing was in the app data folder. Construct put the game on my desktop roommate proceeds to delete the entire folder. Should have used a fucking password.

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I fap to other ponies that aren't my waifu and I feel great shame afterwards.

Why do I do this? She doesn't deserve this

>>25342785
>He checks everyone's computers for porn if he finds it he deletes it.
Why do you guys let him do that? Do you not call him out on his bullshit?

>>25342880
They need him to pay the rent

>>25342880

He'll leave if we do and no will pay enough to keep the fucking house. Believe me if we could we sent that fucker to Mars but any house located within this shithole cost more in rent and there are no apartments and no one will pay enough because A. they're fresh out of the college (brainwashing camp) B. In massive debt or C. Don't want to. We can't leave because gas is to high and all other forms of travel are also to expensive or wont get us away from here.

Everyone has put passwords on their computer. So he won't get our porn anymore, but the fucker still try and sometimes He's lucky

He won't leave because the church he at is soo "holy" that if he were to leave he would surely be in hell his word not mine

Still I spent fucking months on that shit and it got destroyed because of construct

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I am hotwings anon

>>25342305
Topkek - Use IE when doing presentations.

>>25343004
Can't you just ask him to let you sin in peace?

>>25342852
Because male nature forces you to seek different females to have intercourse with.
Last night I had problems to get hard for my pony tulpa because of that. Still it was 3rd round this day so I feel kinda justified.

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>>25342285
did someone say cute femine technicolor station?

>>25340753
This is the first time I've come to this board in about a year now.

It feel like I've come home.

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>>25343381

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>>25341253
This.
get >>>/out/

>>25342116
[spoilers]^:)[/spoilers]

>>25343529
You fucked up you nigger

>>25342127
Yeah, but they also take a lot of effort to create, they can go wrong, and they make everyone think (with good reason) that you're a fucking lunatic. But if I had given up on making it anywhere in life and had the attention span to tulpa force, I'd probably do it.

I suprisingly wannt to keep this thread alive for more discussion of previously stated topics.

>>25342263

I did this too.

And I still do

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I sometimes don't watch the recent episode until a week or two later.

>>25342263
Making whole fantasy worlds is really fun. Kept me semi sane through some hard times in high school when I had no other escape. started doing it after being admitted to the psych ward for planning to kill myself, its a good way to burn time when you can't do anything else. Unfortunately it kinda took over me, with me wanting to just lie in bed Imagining stuff. I still do it, but I'm a bit burned out so not as often.

>>25342785
Truecrypt or a USB drive hidden in your mattress.

I like kilalaverse and if I had any form of drawing skill I would draw porn of it.

>>25342077
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1G8SuaZdQR0XPjg7lnaJeHfwS1M4zZcQ3GsTQjqbP7BU/edit#

>>25340753
I draw, but I have never drawn ponies

>>25345826
Not ganna tell you what to do with your life, but you should pitch a show or two.

>>25345554
You want to talk about it? I was there during season 3, and it was pretty scary. Just know that we'll always be here for you.

>>25343781
Why not make a tulpa at retirement?

Oh shit new medical treatment on its way

>>25340753
I'm an artist that can draw ponies really well...

But I can't for the life of me draw humans. They just... never look right. It freaks me out.