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>To us, all the ponies are just re-color, different mane and eyelashes with a different cutie mark to boot. They mostly all have the same size and shape
>To ponies, just these little things means a world of difference between the attractive and unattractive.
>Your waifu is not pretty by arbitrary Equestria standards.
>She's made fun of growing up.
>She's given unequal chance at love.
>Her self esteem is horrible.
>She accepts that she is not the pretty mare.
>She just lives being ugly.

And there's nothing you can do about it.

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Anonymous 2015-11-06 05:06:41 Post No.25347183
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Anonymous 2015-11-06 05:06:41 Post No.25347183 [Report]

Ummm waifu unloved what part does not add up

Anonymous 2015-11-06 05:09:58 Post No.25347212
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Anonymous 2015-11-06 05:09:58 Post No.25347212 [Report]

>>25347144
There was an "ugly ponies" thread a long time ago with this basic premise. It led to lots of awesome stories. Nearly all of them are unfinished.
~~Fuck.~~

Anonymous 2015-11-06 05:10:02 Post No.25347214
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>To us, all the humans are just re-color, different hair and eyelashes with a different face to boot. They mostly all have the same size and shape
>To humans, just these little things means a world of difference between the attractive and unattractive.
>Your husbando is not pretty by arbitrary America standards.
>He's made fun of growing up.
>He's given unequal chance at love.
>His self esteem is horrible.
>He accepts that she is not the handsome man.
>he just lives being ugly.

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2015-11-06 05:01:36 Post No.25347139
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Anonymous 2015-11-06 05:01:36 Post No. 25347139 [Report] [View this topic]

Why would anyone want to hurt or otherwise cause pain to such a beautiful creature? She is among the most beautiful creatures I have ever laid eyes upon.

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NIntendo 2015-11-06 05:02:35 Post No.25347150
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>>25347139
Burn. It.

Anonymous 2015-11-06 05:04:21 Post No.25347162
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>>25347139
This desu senpai

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>>25347139

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Anonymous 2015-11-06 04:36:44 Post No. 25346899 [Report] [View this topic]

Onii-chan...

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Anonymous 2015-11-06 04:40:13 Post No.25346925
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Anonymous 2015-11-06 04:40:13 Post No.25346925 [Report]

>>25346899
No, fuck you.

Anonymous 2015-11-06 04:41:38 Post No.25346940
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Anonymous 2015-11-06 04:41:38 Post No.25346940 [Report]

>>25346925
Onii-chan...

Anonymous 2015-11-06 04:42:23 Post No.25346949
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Anonymous 2015-11-06 04:42:23 Post No.25346949 [Report]

>>25346940
No, fuck you.

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Anonymous 2015-11-06 04:05:36 Post No. 25346592 [Report] [View this topic]

Rurity is best pone.

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Anonymous 2015-11-06 04:06:18 Post No.25346601
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Anonymous 2015-11-06 04:06:18 Post No.25346601 [Report]

>>25346592
>hot

Anonymous 2015-11-06 04:07:05 Post No.25346611
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Anonymous 2015-11-06 04:07:05 Post No.25346611 [Report]

>>25346592
More like uglity

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rara IS best pone

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Anonymous 2015-11-06 03:31:58 Post No. 25346236 [Report] [View this topic]

Alright, this thread again...post favorite song, we try to guess each others favorite pone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OozIDOzGWH4

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Anonymous 2015-11-06 03:34:46 Post No.25346267
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My headcanon is that ponies have evolved a gestalt musical oversoul that allows them to spontaneously launch into perfectly choreographed song and dance numbers in response to personal crises or great jubilation

Anonymous 2015-11-06 03:38:28 Post No.25346317
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>>25346236
How the fuck do people even have a favorite song? There's an uncountable number of songs and you're telling me you can pick a single one and say it's better than 100% of the other songs you could have picked?

Anonymous 2015-11-06 03:44:44 Post No.25346375
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>>25346317
There's a difference between favorite and better.

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Anonymous 2015-11-06 03:28:57 Post No. 25346205 [Report] [View this topic]

>"Sorry Anon," A guard says. "The last train back to Ponyville just left. You'll have to stay in the castle tonight. Also, tread lightly as I've heard the princesses have been going through a heat again..."

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Anonymous 2015-11-06 03:30:33 Post No.25346224
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Anonymous 2015-11-06 03:30:33 Post No.25346224 [Report]

>rape

Anonymous 2015-11-06 03:31:24 Post No.25346229
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>>25346205
don't worry. I always lock and barricade my doors and windows back at home anyways.

Anonymous 2015-11-06 03:33:41 Post No.25346260
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Anonymous 2015-11-06 03:33:41 Post No.25346260 [Report]

>>25346224
>implying you wouldn't want to be ridden by both princesses simultaneously

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Anonymous 2015-11-06 03:28:25 Post No. 25346195 [Report] [View this topic]

>Tfw its almost 2100
>Still no quality Pony waifu simulator

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>>25346195
>tfw it's almost 2016
>CoC isn't done and is now full of furfaggotry and waifu crap.

Anonymous 2015-11-06 03:32:15 Post No.25346242
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>>25346195
So you're saying that there are shitty pony waifu simulators. I'm good with any quality waifu simulator.

Anonymous 2015-11-06 04:18:47 Post No.25346732
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>>25346195
why dont you make one?
waifu games can be a big bussines, seriously.

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Anonymous 2015-11-06 03:01:00 Post No. 25345902 [Report] [View this topic]

Friendly reminder that somewhere out there, you are somepony's human husbando. So chin up anons. She wouldn't want you to be sad.

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Anonymous 2015-11-06 03:10:01 Post No.25345977
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>>25345902
do you think the pony that husbando'd me cries herself to sleep knowing she might never meet me irl?

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>>25345902
>mfw I'm not sure I would like a pony with such shit taste as to think I'm husbando material

Anonymous 2015-11-06 03:16:54 Post No.25346048
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>>25345902
thanks senpai

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Anonymous 2015-11-06 02:39:52 Post No. 25345669 [Report] [View this topic]

Muh dick

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Anonymous 2015-11-06 02:40:37 Post No.25345673
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Anonymous 2015-11-06 02:40:37 Post No.25345673 [Report]

gross

Anonymous 2015-11-06 02:41:03 Post No.25345683
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Anonymous 2015-11-06 02:41:03 Post No.25345683 [Report]

sick fuck

Anonymous 2015-11-06 02:41:47 Post No.25345691
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>>25345669
I can't not find her attractive, and usually I don't dig shaved heads. I think I like the idea of a tough girl, because all my female friends are such whiners I can't stand it anymore. I want that embodiment of Dash.