FOE: A Post-Nuclear Pony Thread

Super big thanks to Basic for covering my ass for not the first time while I was away visiting Positive Attitude discussions, and Affirmative Action panels with morbidly obese autists wearing sonic the hedgehog hats at Pax.


In more pressing news I saw somebody wearing a Blackjack shirt as I was lining up for Dark Souls 3. They walked past me chatting with some guy in flannel shirt.

I had to do a double take but I'm at least ninety percent sure it was blackjack, I don't think I've ever seen a cybercorn before besides it.

So that happened.

The new fic will be rolled at some point when I'm not dead on my feet. Thanks for being so cool about this hiccup guys.

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You faggots let it die

>>25294053
Better than smut dump.

>>25294053
I came in about 5 minutes post, figured I was finally free. Then I went and played Warframe and stroked my Excalabrio Prime's skana lovingly.

>>25293725
It would depend on where they live.

A steel ranger or enclave pone would have a rigid schedule of work and education that they would have to wake up for. Same with slaves or anyone else that works for Red Eyy. Stable pones probably have education and work they have to worry about, but theirs is more relaxed.

So what would you guys like to see written about? An anon has requested laser shotguns and snipers, but would you like to see more? Perhaps a plant sack converted into an acid spewer or some noncombat stuff like enchanted canteens and instant tent shelters?

I mean is this even desired?

So how would slavers react to a fashionista pony finding the slave collar is just the accent she needs for her outfit? That every time they try to explain she is a slave, they get cut off?

>>25295692
Brutal raping and beatings? I mean... That's how it usually goes.

>>25295692
They would call her a cunt and then give her 40 lashes.

>>25295703
Aww, 40 fake eyelashes, how nice of them

>>25295702
We need nice slavers. Like this guy.
https://derpibooru.org/969166

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>>25295717
>>25295703
Fucking Christ, in the first page of results too.

What do pegasi eat? Do they have farms or are they just working over the surface as well?

>>25296148
Cloud seeding. Crops grown on the clouds.

>>25296148
Did you even read the fic?

>>25296176
Does it have a Mary Sue lesbian protagonist?

>>25296148
Kibble.

>>25296186
Yes.

>>25294053
Does this mean we can finally stop being a general and go back to the good life?

>>25296264
Does she have sex with a pegasus?

How quickly can a bomb collar be taken off?
Like if a Steel Ranger blew up the master and the fail safe activated, could it be removed?

>>25296343
No, she gets cockblocked by that slut velcro

>>25296343
>>25296365

If only. Calamity could've been her stud and hers alone.

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>>25296412
CalamiPip is my OTP.

>>25296430
Requesting Pip and Calamity in the latex stable with the AI needing some sex from them to calibrate its edging matrix.

>>25296343
We wish
:c

>>25296364
I would think it's a delicate operation requiring time and tools.

Then again, 3 and NV showed it being possible to do in a few moments by anyone with some explosives training, so what the fuck do I know.

>>25297118
The better question is if they have ERA under the collar or not if it does blow up.

So what would it take to actually corrupt an Enclave soldier into your waifu/husbando?

Let's say you're a unicorn slaver and today is the day you take care of the bitch/bastard in that armor for jeering at you for not being able to fly.

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>>25298176
Ask her, she seems to have pretty good luck at it.

>>25298176
>corrupt
Depends on whether or not they can even go back.
If they can't go home, they might as well stay with me. They can think of it as a partnership! I'll keep them fed, clued in and relatively safe, and in return they let me touch their butt.

>>25298273
Well here its more the idea that they can go back, you are having to get them to stay on the ground with you, just not using the power of friendship.

>>25293725
Well I would assume that you'd need to get up early to catch the critters when you hunt for food.

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Did you preorder it anon?

>>25299442
No Todd, I'm waiting until after the reviews come out.

>>25299442
Toddro pls

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>>25299442
My richfag friend preorders me games all the time in return for me doing his school work. so yes.

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>>25299466
But anon pre order now and you get a raider companion! You find her near the starting area pretending to drive a car, we even recorded her saying 1000 different types of swears and death threats!

>>25299540
That's not available in my region Todd

>>25299540
>we even recorded her saying 1000 different types of swears and death threats

OH GOD I WANT THIS SO BADLY GOD DAMN IT.

>>25299540
neuro pls

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>>25299540
>>25299703
Will she blush and tell us to fuck off when we tuck her in and kiss her good night?

How far should you go in horse theming names?
Like I get Neighvada and coltfriend or everypony, but what Chicolta instead of Chicago or Baltimare?
For the compatible names, what is a good limit?
Should you have 3 or 4 for your story or try and horse theme it all?

>>25300236
Take every opportunity but only do it if you can do it without making it sound forced, IMO.

>>25300236
Don't use real place names unless they already work as puns. It ain't earth and giving it earth names is immersion breaking.

>>25300280
>giving it earth names is immersion breaking.
Well let's not go that far. We already have Manehattan, Fillydelphia, Vanhoover, Las Pegasus and a bunch of other shit.

>>25300320
Yeah, but there horse puns. Just putting Washington in there kinda ruins the theme.

>>25300354
Ohh, I thought you meant no horse puns of real cities. My bad.

>>25299514
Don't you mean pre-whore-ders you games?

Slut.

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>>25300648
Got a problem with sluts, Anon?

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>>25300648
I'm not a whore cuz I do work for someone
I'm a whore cuz i suk dic

So what is preferred in short fics, under 15 page things?
Adventure, rapes, tales of woe, the cries of the victorious, the lamentations of the slaves, the methodical hoof beats of the stable life unchanged?

>>25300908
Philosophical ennui.

>>25300742
Well, the slut pictured at least.

>>25300742
When they have the depth of cardboard I do.

If there were once twins, and one turned raider, how should the conflict be resolved?

>>25301449
I dub thee Random Questions Anon.

>>25301449
With bullets or hugs or bullets and hugs.

>>25301449
Incest

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>>25301509
Best make sure their respective peer groups get to watch.

To make sure they've legit resolved their conflict!
Yeah!

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>>25301449
When the fuck is this retarded idea that "lol they just joined the raiders" going to die?

You don't just decide to join a raider group, now rational person is a raider, you need to be able to distance yourself from the kind of shit you do, because raiders spend most of their time raping people and cutting children open.

You need to have been so fucked up you've devolved into psycopathy to become a raider, unless you're willing to write that in a way that doesn't suck.

Into the trash your idea goes.

>>25301548
>unless you're willing to write that in a way that doesn't suck.
Probably, "raiders" should often be substituted with "a local gang" or the likes.

>>25301548
Nah, that's only bottom rung raiders.

>>25301548
That's easy enough, write raiders as actual raiding groups, attacking for supplies to take back to their stronghold.
Make them like any revolutionary group where their home is deemed illegitimate, and they are treated as an enemy by many, but not all.

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I didn't see any horses in the Fallout 4 leak! What the fuck

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Do you think there will be any pony references in Fallout 4? Friendship is Magic: Part One came aired on October 10, 2010 while the most recent Fallout (NV) came out on October 19, 2010.

>>25301812
because, according to fallout's lore, horses went extinct sometime after the great war

>>25301449
What conflict?

>>25301942
You know as well as I do that Betheseda doesn't give a shit about fucking with the lore.

>>25302324
>BEWBS

>>25302324
>anthro

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>>25302324
Weow you didn't need to post it here of all places, but I suppose that's one way of ensuring anonymity. Saved, and thanks! now you should probably delete it from here unless you don't care about getting banned for 3 days

Love the outfit though. What's it inspired by?

>>25302324
>Hands and Hooves
Look some artist can pull it of, some can, you can not.

>>25300908
Horrible violent edgy rape that leaves the victim missing something valuable from their life. The sort of thing where you get feels midwank and wonder if you can do anything to help the poor pony.

>>25301894
I wouldn't be surprised if they did, but betting money on that it's going to be something pretty subtle and out of the way. I'd personally like a guy's skeleton clutching onto a stuffed pony doll, but I dunno.

>>25302606

I'm just the commissioner, btw.

And I think your opinion is invalid, considering how good the artist is and the support he gets.

>>25302664
>this guy is popular so he must be right
Kill yourself.

>>25302664
bandwagon_fallacy/10

>never criticize anything that other people enjoy, never have dissenting opinions

Why are so many dumbasses constant commissioners? Why can't they just go away and keep to themselves?

>>25302664
Hey look, he a great artist, I just don't think he pulls it off well. His regular pone is fucking great.

>>25302673
This turbo nigger

>>25302664
>popularity = quality
Somber pls

>>25302673
>>25302702
>>25302727

>implying saying the artist is shit is good critique

Maybe you guys should kill yourselves if you can't give good reasons to back up your claims.

>>25302664
>I think your opinion is invalid
You sound like one of those hugbox cunts. Just because someone disagree's with you doesn't make their point invalid, you faggot.

>>25302702

because we like what we like and don't care about poor shitheads like you?

>>25302759
Because it looks shit. That's a pretty good reason.
Now drink bleach you hugbox autist.

>>25302664
>I-I commissioned it, it has to be great in the view of all
That's not how you win arguments fag

>>25302759
I didn't say he was shit. The style is alright I guess. The anatomy is fucked because anthro with hooves. The lighting is consistent enough to excuse the errors. The pipbuck is too small. You have shit taste in porn. That's all I was really trying to get across.

>>25302766

and what is their point? that the artist doesnt do hands or hooves well enough? thats subjective and you know it. I think they did it amazingly well, and you guys are just typical hate bandwagoners. gotta live up to the /mlp/ rep am i rite guiz?

>>25302787

Well I think you have shit taste, so go hang yourself, drown yourself, immolate yourself. idgaf as long as the world is rid of you.

>>25302789
I never said it has to be great to everyone. I'm just saying why i think your opinion is shit, like how you think my commission is.

>>25302795
>straw man
Way to show how much of a kek you are.

>>25302795
>people don't like it
>must be a hate bandwagon

Go back to reddit.

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>>25302795
Whatever you say buddy.

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>>25302824
>>25302827

>>25302830

exactly. Btw jetwave did like this piece, so implying that its shit also means you guys think he has shit taste as well.

>>25302863
Wow, I care.

>>25302863
he was being nice, he has better taste than that.

This is why anthro is objectively bad, not because it's a bad style (to each their own of course) but because apparently there's one or two retards who can't seem to grasp the concept of letting people like or dislike things without throwing a fit

>Anon A shows thing
>Anon B says he doesn't like it
>Anon A or C proceeds to get butthurt over nothing and wildly claim that Anon B's opinion is wrong

This is why A/C should consider a short-term career in high-velocity concrete inspection, not because of their terrible taste in porn/style.

This message brought to you by Stop Crying About Bullshit (SCAB).

>>25302824

>implying strawman

and you guys pride yourselves on being good critics of FOE. Hahaha.

>>25302863
>implying we all have to follow a set standard.
Just understand that others thing what you like is shit but so far you are just proving that you are shit.

>>25302889

is that so? He didn't have to comment on it if he truly didnt like it.

>>25302918
hes a nice guy like that.

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>>25302795
Their point was that they didn't find the artists' hooves/hands style all that appealing you retard. That's how opinions work. They are in fact, subjective. That's the whole fucking point.

>you hate everything
>/mlp/ is full of mean ppl
>you're all the same

We laugh at faggots like you.

>>25302898
>forced laughter in text form
Now I just feel bad for you.

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>>25302898
>Hahaha
wow

>>25302908
>proving that i am shit

how so? for saying why i think you guys are wrong?

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>the only time the thread is active is when shitmad anons get in cute little slapfights

Why does it have to be this way

>>25302898
>Hahaha.
Mediocre

>>25302949
You get into this whole debate trying to claim your opinion is correct when others disregard it and wonder how so?
Are you delusional or a hugboxer?

>>25302981
I have a feeling it's the latter. He's simply not used to meeting people who don't immediately fall over themselves to agree with him.

>>25302932

really now. i think you're just deluding yourself. maybe jetwave can come to clarify this matter, since his opinion as a artist is better.

>>25302959
I remember last thread we got bonkers off of the latex stable. I want to go back to that now.

>>25303004
>since his opinion as a artist is better
Wew, now we really are breaking out the fallacies.

>>25303004
That's funny, considering >>25302793 was me.

>>25303004
>Is in the field
>Automatically has a better opinion
Son, I can draw a doddle right now and be as equally qualified.

This is opinions, not facts.

>>25303004
>>25303043
BTFO
T
F
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>>25303043

well now, I can accept that.

>>25302496
>is that you jetwave senpai? :DDD
...yes
>the outfit is half inspired by my fic.
That sure doesn't say much, coming from an anonymous. But I suppose it could just be as simple as it being a cool factor and not much else. Sometimes that's all you need.

>>25302664
>opinion invalid
pls

Personally I find this to be one of the better anthro out there. I much prefer feet over hooves, but for having hooves they look pretty damn good. Fingers are a bit wonky though. They're not easy so I respect the skill here, but it's plagued by mistakes. Like the pinky being larger than the pointer (the one by the thumb, I don't know the exact term) on her left hand. And just look at the right hand's thumb/pointer finger. It seriously look like it started out as a thumb which was then stretched out to be a different finger, and if there actually is a thumb hiding behind there, that handle must be cleaving into her hand painfully far. Maybe that's why she's in tears.

>>25302863
>>25302889
Ehh yeahhh let's just say I have guilty pleasures sometimes, especially with certain characters. I don't see anything wrong about liking a flawed picture when it obviously has some good shit to it as well.

>>25303079
Jetwave wants to put his muzzle between Pip's crotchtits, just let them hang on either side.

>>25303079
And the hugboxers are silenced.

>>25303079

Finally a decent review. this is why i respect you jet.

>>25303079
the pointer is called an "Index" finger Jet, thanks for being cool and coming out.

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I want to be all snug in the rubber stable

>>25303180
why does that one on the far left look like Mach?

>>25303205
The fauxhawk isn't a very rare hairstyle, anon.

>>25303180
Y-you think when a pone of certain age, they get a butt plug instead of a pipbuck?

>>25303209
but the goggles(glasses?) and wings..

>>25303220
Shitty OC by the name of Clipped Wings. You want anthro bondage, he's your guy.

>>25303180
>not posting the story associated with it

Going on some Fallout logic, here’s this Vault with an AI in control of it, except it kind of killed everyone inside by way of lots of accidents. So in its efforts to keep learning, it kept trying to make the place safer and safer, and also grabbing in people from the wasteland by opening the door and having them just kinda fall in (like the big vertical Vault door from the Fallout 4 trailer) then knocking them out, stuffing them in a suit and plonking them in the Vault. Except people kept dying because now you’re bringing in every violent random from outside so they start injuring themselves trying to escape and murdering each other.

So by the time whatever viewpoint character we’re working with stumbles across the place the fitting process consists of a tight, thick latex uniform, with a zip-up rear (I’m picturing this with feral ponies) and a genital device. Penis owners have a thing like a chastity cage with a urethral tube locked in with Prince Albert and Jacob’s Ladder piercings, vagina owners have rows of piercings holding the labia together, a little metal cap covering the clitoris and a sound plug, and both have a small metal butt plug held inside with piercings and glue. All of these components can vibrate but also inhibit orgasm. They’re usually set to vibrate just enough to be distracting, changing throughout their day depending on where the wearer is and what they’re doing.

>>25303284
>cont.

The Vault itself is completely impractical, with just about everything you could possibly injure yourself on having been removed. The stairs have been replaced with Futurama-like wind tunnels with padded rubber landing pads. To feed ponies stick their heads into holes in the wall to have it delivered by gags with tubes. To use the toilet it’s a similar deal (it also means they can’t accidentally make a mess). Beds are vacbeds. The recreation area, after many attempts to make a non-dangerous version of pool, has been reduced to a padded lounge (though most ponies are too out of it from the constant teasing to do much more than lounge and maybe cuddle).

If, despite all this there’s still some contrary resident who finds a way to hurt someone or injure themselves, the Vault AI steps in and the security takes them away for timeout. Which, since it’s me we’re talking about, involves the stimulation being ramped up to max, leaving them at the very least staggered for the security bot to easily scoop up and restrain, then carry off to security where they’re restrained in a timeout chamber and edged for a while. Repeat offenders will be held for longer. Incidentally this process is identical to how the medical bots take in ponies who need treatment. Huh.

>>25303296
>>25303284
This made my dick tingle for the wrong reasons.

>>25303296
sooo, these ponies never get to orgasm?

>>25303464
That's what I was thinking. Edging's no fun if there's no eventual payoff. Also sexually frustrated people are rarely docile and well behaved.

>>25303464
KRD/Hoers loves edging and orgasm denial.

>>25303487
see, that's what I was thinking. These ponies would eventually get so pent up they would start fighting back because there's no reward.

>>25303522
Yeah, the vault would work far better if relief was readily available. Keep everyone hoped up on happy drugs and have a AutoBlow9000 on every wall.

>>25303556
already sounds more plausible. But really, something like The Culture would be better. That way the residents have actual freedom, but still some manner of repercussions.

And the full body seemingly irremovable suits, what if these pones want to cuddy skin to skin and coat to coat? It's just not fair.

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I really need to update this fucking story.

In the meantime, have some intricately detailed armor belonging to my bad guy faction

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>>25303672
Compare with this shitty-in-comparison concept art

>>25303672
>I really need to update this fucking story.
If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that one.

>>25303672
Pretty neato. They must have a fair amount of resources to put something like that together.

>>25303706
Artist is crazy for detail heh. Like Nuke.

It looks flashy (on purpose. Remember "guys running around the wasteland dressed as Superman"?), but its little more than an undersuit with hunks of metal strapped to it. The only actually hi-tech thing is the helmet

>>25303698
I-I swear, it's on the 20th page. 20 out of maybe 30 or 28.

>>25303728
Ah. The blue dots made me think it was powered in some way.

>>25303752
heh yeah.
In later drawings, I'm gonna have them taken out. It's a neat addition, but it doesn't make sense for what it is (more "Metal Armor" set than "Power Armor")

Then again, the undersuit has like, cooling units to cool down the body (the bad guys are used to extremely hot weather and feel the wasteland is too cold), so I guess it's powered somehow.

Maybe if I wanted to keep the lights, I can just say the lights indicate the armor is set in place correctly and connected to the undersuit,

>>25303863
You could. It's worth bearing in mind though that any armor with built in systems and multiple layers is fairly advanced by wasteland standards.

>>25303898
Light spoilers They're from a Stable

But...hmm. Dunno.

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>>25293725
Nigga
that's an anthro body

>>25303978
so is this
>https://derpibooru.org/1014589?scope=scpebf39b630c5fbcb60b716d6493b37f89d92de5b9d
tofu are you hiding something

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More cutest scribe

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>>25305018
>cutest scribe
sorry what

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just perk my shit

Hey shitheads, how come nobody is posting to the new thread at the end of the old thread anymore?

>>25305744
Thread anon was asleep (>>25181150), and last thread (>>25249353) died prematurely.

>>25303659
No Anon, your cuddles will be full of squeaks and rubber smells so sayeth the A.I.

>>25302324
>no hooves

>>25305018
She needs more blankets and pillows and soft things.

>>25304537
>>25306415
I wouldn't mind helping Greaser with a bit of target practice for her gun.

>>25306577
Better make sure she understand the innuendo.

>>25304537
>futa
He's hiding a pleb-tier taste in fetishes :v

>>25306415
>dat pants sagging
Pls, 2sexy.

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Dimfann completed my thing ayy

>>25305053
>Luck 10 perk
>Has 3 tiers
Now this is just ridiculously ebin
.

>>25306906
So is this a no on the Plum x Leaky clop fic?
Where Leaky secures the safety of her stable by having sex with Plum?

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>>25306972
And then the whole "saving the children" thing STILL happens

With all the anthro on this thread I wonder if there is a FoE fic that takes place on an anthro world

Leaky pushed onto her back, but sitting upright, with Muckraker on his knees sucking her horn.
Leaky being unnerved by the feeling and the apparent sudden affection from her enemy.

>>25307138
Please lets not

>>25307138
>all the anthro
>literally like two pictures

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>>25307174

>>25307193
Muckraker and Leaky, future OTP.
Combined together, they shall seek to warm the Zona with their message of love on the airwaves.

Fresh from /vg/
Fallout 4 l34ks, in video form!

http://pastebin.com/yLedwhZs

>>25307213
The odd couple, broadcasting advice on how to raise a family in the Zona

>>25307213
>leaving the mic on while they rut furiously

>>25307185
I'm more surprised that they haven't been reported and banned yet

>>25301548
http://pastebin.com/Yggt3wGR

>>25307480
probably because posting links to the pictures and not the pictures themselves isn't a bannable offense

>>25307527
Anon, it's not a link. It's spoilered anthro with bits and tits. >>25302324
I don't mind it myself, but it surprises me as well. If we're lucky, this might mean we're going back to the old days where spoilered porn is passable.

>>25307138
I'd rather just imagine the existing FoE discreetly converted into such with a few perverted touches. There's no reason to do this other than to tingle the dick anyway.

>>25307589
That or the mods don't give a shit about us.

>>25307646
I can say that's 100% untrue because I was banned within seconds the first time I posted lewd. It was even spoilered.

>>25303180
>Peicings

For a safety oriented AI, that seems like an oversight to have all those pierced ponies out there.

Much less what do they do in that stable? I mean is it basically you go there and end up in a sexual haze forever, or does it have something else to do, like at least finger painting?

What of griffons that go in? What happens to them given their beak and claws?

Is there a way out, or is it now just the latex zone, edging from now until you die?

>>25307492
Should this go in the clop doc or the TFTW?

>>25307724
You're making me want to writefag.

Now I'm going to after I'm done my assignments. Squeaks are coming

>>25307724
>Is there a way out, or is it now just the latex zone, edging from now until you die?
It would be really hot for like a week then I think it would make you want to escape or kill yourself.

>>25307724
>What of griffons that go in? What happens to them given their beak and claws?
They get declawed and have their paws and talons wrapped in extra thick latex mittens, and their beaks get muzzled with an inflatable gag that prevents them from being able to bite or talk but has a straw for fluid intake.

>>25306939
See the endurance 9 perk

Just as if the game wasn't easy enough

>>25303487
>>25303522
>>25303556
>>25303659
>>25307724
>>25307750
>>25307818
I find it funny that we're seriously discussing a fetish picture that I posted for laughs

>>25306906
Datte, how do you keep getting all these cool artists to draw for your fic, you shit

>>25307640
Looks oddly mouse like.

>>25308334
He probably whores his own draws in exchange. Having a marketable skill gives you a decent amount of clout.

>>25308340
Shame my writing isn't good enough for people to actually carry through. So many promises for writing, zero follow throughs.

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>>25308334
>>25308340
Heh. Somewhat accurate.
What I lack in money to give, I make up for it in relative speed on art delivery.

For Dimfann's case, I drew him pic related.
It was an honor for someone as top-tier as him to accept an art trade with a pleb like me.

Nips' case, well. He's just a bro like that. Though I give him art in return every time he does it because fuck you Nips, I'm not lettign you get away with that.

Some are commissions, but most are just gift art and, on the lowest occurrence, requests I'm awful, I know.

>>25308427
>I'm awful, I know.
You really are because you wanted me to vector one of your pones and wouldn't give me a goddamn reference when I asked for it because "I don't have time to do an art trade right now."

DATTE PLS IT WAS A REQUEST

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>>25308448
Nah Tofu pls, I wanted you to draw the main badguy, which happens in the chapter I'm working on (which isn't released yet), So I wanted to wait a bit

>>25308427
You have gone to Nymphanon for help. Yes you are horrible.

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>>25308516
Say what you will about him, but he's a pretty swood editor

>>25308505
>someone like you
YOU pls

Also you changed your mind so what I said isn't untrue.

>>25308547
I don't like getting free aaaaaaaaart
Especially by someone I knoooooooow

Makes em feel sleazy and dirty.

>>25308562
*me
Makes ME feel sleazy and dirty

>>25308562
Datte pls you don't know me. We've had like one conversation on skype and a ridiculous back and forth on my fimfic userpage.

>>25308505
>>25308448
Tofu Datte and Ham, three great writers having fun.
Sitting round the table, clickity clack go the keyboards, the worlds come alive
Slowly but surely they get into a writing fervor, their stories coming alive, the blood rising through their chests as they plot deeds of heroism.
But such effort is not without its perks, so soon do their slangers rise as well, each secretly writing their .5s.
The ventilation is not enough, the heat from those pounded boards too much, the musk rises in the air.
Suddenly, pants are discarded, and Ham pounces on Tofu, catching the young stallion on the floor, a futa Greaser's sex with Mach interrupted for some research.
Contained, Datte focuses, his burgoning love set with Leaky spiralling ever wider, just as Tofu's ponut.
His will is broken down peice by peice, the repeated humping of Tofu's cheeks and slapping of dick on his belly finally driving a primal lust.
Soon the angry faced stallion climbs over and embraces Ham, dick aimed right at Tofu's muzzle.
The night goes on, the heat of passion finishing the spit roast.

>>25308539
Yeah right, I'm calling bullshit on that. Show me what he has done.

>>25308584
anon can you not

>>25308604
He helped give the flanamingo stampede some oomph, for example.

The leader's speech at the end of chapter 4? He helped set the overall tone. He also was one of the guys who helped me turn the new faction from "Warhammer-esque Nazi conquerors" to what they currently are, something a whole lot less unbearably cliche.

On top of that, he's good at finding little spelling and prose errors, just like every other editor I have.

>>25308562
>tfw you know deep down you're an art whore
>tfw you know it's unfair to artists and other people to give in to these urges of requesting/commissioning art
>tfw every day is a struggle to resist talking to artists about commission ideas anyway

I feel like this is poignant.

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>>25308769
I'm open for commissions, anon!
Cheap ones, too. 10 dollars for most cases.

Requests, well, me and PG hold weekly requests stream JUST for you guys, use and abuse us at will!

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>>25308584
Eh, Datte and Tofu are okay writers I guess. Ham is good I'd say but I'd hardly start yelling great at any of 'em.

>>25308922
In that case I will contact you later today cus I'm not sharing my name here.

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>>25308994
I live life to be to okay

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>>25308646

>>25309465
No skin off my scrote if you don't believe me, anon

>>25308994
Look, I am just having fun making them go into a gay orgy.
Nothing more than that.

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>>25309517
hes right though nymph is basically useless

>>25309755
Yeah, you're right.

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leave nymph alone pls

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I'm finally going to read FOE:PH

What should I expect.

>>25310308
A decent story up until about 33 and then pure unadulterated anime garbage past that point.

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>>25310308
Boners, boners all over from a waifu of Glory.

>>25310308
Mary Sue lesbian protagonist.

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>>25310332
So should I just stop at 33? and pretend BJ died suddenly? or just keep going.

>>25310347
Good

>>25310349
So Little Pip 2.0?

>>25310308
It starts good and then something certainly happens.

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>>25310271
Come now darling. He admits it himself>>25310239
That is the real nymph trip. Not the poser we had Sunday.

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>>25310390
She is definitely better than this bitch.

>>25310471
Is that homage? or DJ pon3, or whatever?

Funny, my first ever sex dream was after reading that 20.5. I had a dream pip was using her magic to jerk me off. It felt fuckin awesome. And that day on I knew I was a horsefucker.

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>>25310422
Pls nymph is not useless, he just needs to stop being lazy and give drawing a propper try.

>>25310548
Yes, mostly she is just seen as -inserted- lesbian character. Her issue was that she didn't really add so much to the story, feeling more like the repeated quest giver who you only see to move onto the next piece.

>>25310568
We saw his first tries, they were merely edgy blood and gore things with no redeeming value. Why should we expect different.

>>25310308

Its kinda shit from the start on, but has good aspects to it keeping it fine for a while, before the lingering shit drowns out the good.

then BJ GETS CRUCIFIED AND RAPED TO DEATH WHILE BEEING CRUCIFIED, WHILE A MINOR HAS TO LOOK ON, BEFORE BEEING BROUGHT BACK AS CYBORG JESUS

This happens

>>25307492
So who wrote this and why?
Anyone know?

Which one am I supposed to feel sorry for? The now disabled pegasus murderer or the doctor who did it her for his dead wife and child?

>>25310745
Don't forget the part where her special talent is literally "winning," where she fuses souls with Princess Luna on the moon to get her body back, where the Legate is literally a DMC/GoW boss fight with glowing weak points, ENOUGH ANIME TO MAKE EVERY WEABOO IN THE WORKD HARD, and a general sense of "EVERYTHING IS A PREWAR MAGICAL CONSPIRACY"

>>25310923
Both.

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>>25310726
Hey my first drawings were edgy and look how its turned out now, adorable ponies.

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>>25311664
Neuro pls, your pones were always dorbl as far as I remember.

Can someone do me a favour? Pls post the muny gif taken from the WWZ trailer, the one with everyone running.

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>>25311741
Because I dont have any of my edgy old drawings online anywhere now and because I had to reformat my hard drive it doesnt exist at all now.

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Have an AJ with F4-style power armor from an artist I'm pretty sure has no idea that Fallout Equestria exists.

Seriously, read some of the descriptions:

>http://metal-kitty.deviantart.com/gallery/38835592/Fan-Art

I'm almost positive this person isn't even aware of FoE.

>>25309755
So what did or did not nymph do that spawned this?

>>25293725
>b&thro

>>25312485
Riddles and the thread took a disliking to nymph early on because of his strange and occasionally nonsensical anecdotes.

>>25312529
As far as I can tell, the thread hates everybody.

>>25312811
there's a flavor of the day/week/month when it comes to hate.

>>25313003
>there's a flavor of the day/week/month when it comes to hate.
You can find them all on the calen-durr.

>>25307492
Is there a point to this, or is it just muh edge?
Anybody want to make it better, or should we all point laugh and wonder if the doctor removed the bowel clips?

>>25310471
U jelly cuz she stole yer waifu? ^:)

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>>25313182
Sorry senpai, but she always be muh waifu.

>>25313191
Not unless you have vagoo.

>>25313219
puu sh/kqEwC/e75af930e8.jpg

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>>25313219

>>25313245
Why is it that every time I see a ponut or horse pussy, I just want to punch it?

>>25312146

this person is aware of FoE:

>Not sure I get the point. This really has nothing to do with Kkat or Fo:E.

>Good story, by the way. Love it!

>>25313267
Why is the vagoo blue?

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>>25311849

>>25313651
Ah, that brings back memories...

>>25313651
Shiggty?

>>25313845
shiggy
diggy

>>25314012
doo

>>25314012
>>25314054
Ah, Daring Do's retarded brother that they kept in the attic.

>>25314054
where are you?

>>25314074
Please be bait.

>>25314074
No, that's Dibbity Dobbity Doo.

Shiggy Diggy Doo's the stoner cousin.

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So, if you had to rewrite the Legate, but keep him still in the story of PH, how would you salvage him?

I'd probably turn him into pic related.

>>25313833
yup...

>>25314215
We were discussing this on the IRC a while back when we sort of like thought about ways we could realistically make PH into an acceptable story.

Realistically Legate should have been the fucking Villian, he and Blackjack have good contrast, they bump heads a few times, they have a reason to conflict with eachother, and he is somewhat unique and memorable.

At least thats what I'd do with him.

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That guy who did Mickey Mouse Pip did another one.

>>25315257
>rarara
>letting her suit get torn like that
Not likely

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So what are the commonly accepted stat/perk builds for Pip/BJ? I want my first playthrough of FO4 to be on one of em

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Friday

Fair warning, there won't be many skyhorses to be had... though there will be backstory.

>>25316402
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1HoK14uMhw3YjliNmE2ODMtYzM2MC00ZDZiLTg4ODMtN2M1ZWJkOGZkNTQ4/view
Here's for Littlepip

>>25314750
Isnt he kinda the villain tho? That's like his whole deal.
Sure, he has an evil star backing and controlling but he is the one always fighting with BJ

>>25316638
Yay.

>>25313424
DILeak likes to have the genitals match the eyes.

Refracting Prismatic Reflector of Monocoherent Light (common MEW)

Long has the thought of using a shotgun enraptured the soul of a warfighter, and only shorter has there been an attempt to turn something into a shotgun or ammo for one. The RPRML is the latest in this directed effort, the desire to have a LASER shotgun. Many at the MoWT scoffed at the idea, citing that the point of the laser rifle was to be accurate and precise, that one may as well ask for a laser sniper while they were at it. These neigh sayers did not deter the interest from the Lucky 79ers brigade and their desire for something effective in the trenches against Zebra healing goop and machines.
Several variants of the concept were issued due to a personal preference between unicorns and earth ponies over which was more important, the sound of a pump mechanism or the joy of making a machine gun company feel inadequate from the number of shots down range. It was settled by issuing a pump action charger version to the unicorns, where their cycling of the weapon would eject a small sparkcell that powered the main array, and a full size automatic version for the battlesaddles using standard spark batteries in prodigious amounts.
While many of these weapons were shipped overseas to maintain the natural law of Equs by order of the sisters, many more were stuck in port on the day the world ended.
They can now be found in the hooves and claw of many in Euestria, being used for far less peaceful purposes than the sisters stated. Its said though, that every so often, one of the tracker spells will alert of a shipment newly opened in the Zebra Lands, that something still yet lives there.

Laser fucking shotgun, enlighten your foes! Make them cower in fear as you brighten their day with a pump action model! Hold a rave with the battle saddle mounts for feral ghouls!

>>25316638
hype

>>25316702
The big bad is The Eater of Souls, Legate ultimately comes to peak as a grand whimper and is cast aside way too early.

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Whom did Littlepip meet during her Wasteland adventure who significantly affected on her life (name them in order)? What are the most significant locations they visited? What happened on these locations? Most emotional moments?
Answer the questions in two-words without much spoiling, please. Just keywords.

>>25317810
You know how long this fic is right? You do know there happens a lot in it, right? I hope you're not expecting someone here to go through it all for you.

Don't be lazy and just read the fic. A lot of people around here made it in a week, perfect for the release of Fallout 4 if that's what you're worried about.

>>25317852
Pretty sure that's just 'does this fic have a lesbian mary-sue' anon trying to mix it up to catch fools offguard.

>>25317852
I know, so I'm asking only about most important characters/locations/actions/moments.

>>25317911
Sleeping with Calamity, Sleeping with Blackjack, sleeping with Redeye, sleeping with Velvet, Sleeping with Gawd, and then sleeping with a bunch of OCs throughout.

Oh and Jetwave, can't forget the power she got from sleeping with him and snuggling under that bandanna he always wears.

Who is your waifu, /foe/?

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>>25318230
We have many waifus.

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>>25318230

>>25317810
ATTENTION_HORSE.PNG

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>>25318230

Ever since the book club started, it seems to me that the most common reason people have for dropping fics early is because their beginnings are terribly boring.

I'm planning a story and I've realized that I don't have a lot going on in the beginning. Now I kinda want to start it off with big important events so that readers don't get bored, but I'm not entirely sure how to do that.

So, what are some examples of stories, FoE or not-FoE, that have good starts that grab your attention? Any advice?

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>>25318230
Obligatory.

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>>25316402
Here's what I came up with for FO4s system starting stats for Pip

>Str: Armour
>Per: Locksmith
>End: Toughness
>Char: Local Leader
>Int: Hacker
>Agl: Actionboy
>Lck: Idiot Savant

>>25318505
Seems alright.
Personally I'd drop strength to 1 and put a point in perception and intelligence.

>>25318542
I felt that too. Either that or two into intelligence. Littlepip, despite her crimes of passion, is really a quick learner and overall smarter than most.. around her. But then I don't know how that'd actually work out with Fallout 4's perk system. Maybe she doesn't need more points in intelligence to do what she do, so she do do what she have.

>>25318629
Considering the lower starting stats and 50 levels I'm pretty sure FO4 puts a heavier emphasis on raising your SPECIAL as you level.

>>25318505
I'm still confused as fuck about the 28 point system vs the old 40 point system. Do we earn more SPECIAL points throughout the game or something?

>>25318629
2 more for int would give her access to Scrapper and Science one into Int and Per gives her Scrapper and Demolition Expert. Either config could work too she is surprisingly easy to set up with just the 21 points you get to start with, there arn't a ton of higher up perks besides just some crit boosts or guns perks that she would need.

>>25318696
Yep that's what it's looking like, probably will be through skill books and bobbleheads seeing as there is no Intense Training

>>25318696
>>25318751
You can raise SPECIAL on level ups.

>>25318491
You could always go with a future event like the end or the climax then return to the present. Viva las Pegasus does that

Another story that instantly catches my attention was guise of chaos were the protagonist awakes without memories

If you cant do that because your story doesn't fit that, then try to avoid infodumps by any mean. usually I prefer narration over dialogue at the beggining

How were you thinking to start your stoy? maybe we could help better if you give us more information

>>25318757
All level ups though? If it's lvl 50 cap that's a lot of points.

>>25318970
Haven't seen anything to say otherwise. Each stat seems to be treated like just another perk.

What is the opinion on transformation magic in fics?
That is, zapping a pony into clothing, flowers, or other things that are not the pony themselves?

Of this, what is the opinion for this magic school? Should it be instantly lethal? After all, none of those things are alive.
They'll be fine so long as no harm comes to them, such as ice in a freezer but will die if they melt away?

What should it be limited to? Like could a unicorn use it and move her party around as some piercings to get them past guards? Or should it be a more combat thing, zapping ghouls into potted plants and gardening tools?

Should it be a gentle feeling or the pony blacking out or an instant transformation?
Or would be more interesting if its great and painful, where they feel their body spindilating?

>>25319005
Unless I'm mistaken transformation magic has only been demonstrated by Twilight and Luna in-show, so it's probably high level magic.

>>25318970
>lvl 50 cap
I dunno where you got that from. There is no level cap in F4.

>>25319080
Eh?
>>25318695

>>25319080
I assumed a 50 cap when I saw that all the highest perks require lvl 50
I assumed it was a pick only one sort of deal.

>>25319092
Anon is misinformed.

>http://www.pcgamer.com/fallout-4-will-have-no-level-cap-and-no-hard-finish/

>>25319137
>no level cap
Not sure how I feel about this.

>>25319150
Yeah me neither... I sure hope enemies will properly scale in difficulty.

>>25319150
I understand. I don't think it'll be a big blow to the game or anything, but on top of the other things we've found out my hype is slowly reaching zero.
Tempted to cancel my lolpreorder

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>>25318230

>>25319302
>>25319315
Yeah, my main problem is when there's no cap then specialization doesn't feel special.
It's the same problem Skyrim had. If your mage can decide halfway through the game to just pick up a sword them becoming a high level mage doesn't feel like an achievement.
When you can master everything, what's the point of only mastering one thing?

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>>25319315
WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SAY THAT ANON?! YOU KNOW MY GAME IS GOING TO BE AMAZING! YOU KNOW IT!

>>25319315
As someone who plays Fallout as a hoarder and for the immersion, is it still that awful? I've been avoiding leaks and spoilers like the plague, but honestly the rpg aspect is nothing I ever expect to be good in a Bethesda game. I just want to kick buckets to spill out its contents and strip down buildings to the bone.

>>25319385
If you love hoarding stuff and wandering a wasteland, the game'll be fine I'm sure.
In the other aspects, we haven't seen enough to judge it, even from the leaks. But from the things I've seen, it doesn't feel like it'll have much replayability for me where I like to use a completely different character type for a new playthrough. Suddenly my first character might as well be my only character, like in FO3 when you add Broken Steel.

>>25319031
Rarity did it to the tree branches by turning them into little ponies. Applejack's comment of unicorns scaring her, does lend that it is somewhat prevalent.

>>25319537
True, but I wouldn't say Rarity was an average unicorn.

So, would you think there'd be a slang term for Megaspell. three sylables is a lot and look what happened to Nuclear Weapons, got shortened to Nukes.
So why not Megs for Megaspells. Much easier to scream at each other before being reduced to radioactive ash.

>>25319583
Sounds unnecessary and useless

>>25319360
This. I hate it when I get end game and drop my original play style and end up steamrolling everything.

>>25319562
If we play that, then we really run back into where it seems all unicorns can do is TK.
Which is part of why people have so many bland horn heads, they don't see them as anything else really. Just "I can do TK, but nothing like really difficult or with finesse"

>>25319663
Not really. Transformation is op. Shield spells, fire spells, illusions, sound throwing spells etc are all more reasonable.

I just wanna quickly say how funny it is that we just went through quite a few posts of legit discussion and a fair bit of it wasn't even pony.

>Sure is /v/ in here...

>>25319718
>/v/ talking about games
Pretty sure all they do is post frogs.

>>25319718
>tfw we're better at discussing the things we're crossed over with than the actual thing we are
Why

>>25319698
Some kinds of trnasformation magic is harder than others I'd hazard a guess. turning bits of tree into sculptures made of bits of tree is probably a lot easier than picking up a lump of metal and turning it into a gun.

>>25319782
Yeah. I'm not saying it shouldn't be used or anything. You just gotta be careful if how you limit it, otherwise it becomes the solution to every problem.

>>25319360
I wonder if there's a way you can opt out of character improvement. If I remember right in Skyrim you didn't have to spend all your points as soon as you get them.

If that's the case roleplaying your character is just a matter of not improving if you don't wish to.

Scenario time.
2 Enclave scouts are trying to secure some supplies to take back home. Rather than just shoot the place up and steal them, they decided to dress up and enter a poker tournament. The problem is it turns out its strip poker, and they aren't very good at it.

Should this stay as is and have them get found out? If so, what should the reaction be by the crowd?

>>25319985
Meh, not improving would require will power on my part, and I prefer it when games work with me on my autism. I'll probably just end up modding in the cap.

>>25319731
Because we're reasonable/self aware/have multiple collective interests?

>>25320002
They're fucked. Literally I hope.

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Perfect heist bump.

If someone knows how to get the fucking captcha from disappearing off the page and running away from me when I try to scroll over, that'd be great.

>>25320971
That's fucking adorable

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>>25320981
ayy lmao

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>>25321046
As are the spoils of victory.

>>25320098
Well, in what way would they be fucked?
That is, suck one of my guns if you want to see your feather duster out of here, can expect to some level of torture and rape, or stuck in jail and going to miss their call in window?

Its more of a, how should this proceed when the chest wraps come off?

>>25321540
As it damn well should be.

>>25321540
you're doing the lord's work jet

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>>25321540
why not a threesome for calamity?

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>>25321919
Well, said threesome would include Velcro rather than Homie-Gee.

Maybe she'll get to watch if she doesn't disturb them.

>>25321954
Volvo has a strap on, and Calamity has had gay sex before. This is easy to have a threesome.

That or he has wingulius and gets her off with his feathers. Then let's Pip preen them clean.