>"Anon! I've done it! I've made a portal to your world! Now you can go back to all your friends and fami-"
>"Anon, what are you doing with that sledgehammer?..."
>>25555885
Can I take my waifu and our kids with me back?
>>25555885
>sledgehammer
IT'S TIME TOPLAY THE GAME, TWALOT.
>>25555885
>With a quick swing, you smash the mirror into several pieces
>assuming of course it is a mirror and solid
>"Anon! What the hay! Why did you do that?"
"I cannot go back. And since you know the knowledge to create such a terrible plot device..."
>You kneel down and pick up the largest, longest piece of mirror from the ground
"I mush get rid of you as well."
>Twilight looks at you with a confused look to her face
>"Anon...What are you...?"
>You slowly approach her, shard in your grasp
>Twilight slowly backs away, fear fully floods her eyes
>"Please Anon, whatever I did. I'm-"
>You lunge into her small fragile body and land on top of her
>Pinning the shard to her throat, she attempts to wiggle away from your heavy body
"You created a portal to hell and since you know how to do that..."
>With a quick press, you swipe down and into her throat cutting into her artery
>Her wiggling become violent, blood is leaking out like a fossett.
"I must prevent such a thing to happen again."
>Her body attempts to gasp for every bit of air, but fails...
>She is choking on her own blood, filling up her lungs with her own liquids
>trying to survive
>You push her chin upwards to help her get out of the nightmare
>Her eye lids begins to droop and the color of her face begins to fade
>As time went on, she is no longer functioning
>her body only focusing on one goal
>obtaining oxygen from her neck wound
>The only sounds that fill the room is her gargling and coughing
>"...Anon?"
>Spike was meters behind you
>He saw the whole thing
"....Can you keep a secret, little man?"
>His face went from being concerned to fear as you approached him
>He constantly shifts from looking at Twilight, to you, then to your blood stained body.
>"I just want to know if you saw anything"
>Anon is slowly approaching you
>He...He killed Twilight
"Um...Yes?"
>His pace increases
"I-I mean no! No I didn't see anything! I swear!"
>Anon is now in front of you, kneeling down to eye level
>"Good."
>"You're actually a clone of shining anon!"
>"We tried to replicate him, to create other soldiers of his caliber, but instead we got you!"
>"You really are les terrible child anon.
>>25555859
>"You really are les terrible child anon.
Do you think Night Light and Twilight Velvet see Shining as the ideal stallion?
At some point Anon's severed hand is attached to a pony who had hypnotised himself to believe that it is taking over his body with Anon's personality.
Nanomagics, son.
Guys, I came up with the best idea for a Spike episode.
>Fluttershy and Spike get called to dragon lair or whatever
>Meet a group of dragons, initially rude but one female one takes a particular liking to Spike and he to her
>She hangs out with him more but starts asking weird questions about Canterlot's security which Spike answers because honeypotted as fuck
>They talk to each other and Fluttershy about friendship and how there could be a compromise between dragons and ponies
>Girl dragon begins to question whether or not ponies should be attacked
>Stands up to the leaders leading the attack on Canterlot and makes a big speech about kindness and friendship
>They call off the attack, and Celestia shows up and agrees with the lesson Spike and Fluttershy taught the dragons
>Girl dragon pledges to spread friendship among dragons, gives Spike a jewel to remember her by
>Spike goes home, Rarity sees jewel, gets flustered
>End
tl;dr, Spike gets honeypotted hard and almost causes a terrorist attack on Canterlot but the dragons have a change of heart. I tried to make it what I think the show would do too, though they'd probably make Spike stupider.
>>25555079
Cliche as fuck.
Shit idea, done many times over.
>>25555101
It's better than most Spike episodes
>>25555079
>but one female
Stopped reading there
Hi guys! I'm not a part of the brony lifestyle, I'm into space opera by way of Star Wars! I was wondering if you could help me out though. I was thinking about getting this Build-A-Wookie, but I am unsure of the quality. I know some of you here must have the Build-A-Ponies so I'm hoping you can help me out since I don't have much experience with the plush doll scene. I am just curious about the quality of Build-A-Bear products in general. Thanks!
The quality on Build-A-Bear is decent. Don't rough house them or the eye will come out.
Not MLP
Ok op, first off
>>>/toy/
Anyway the quality of the plushies are nice. But I keep mine in top of a desk shelf and it Hasent really moved since.
>>25554957
>>25554993
Stop it, guys! I'm from /toy/, I'll admit it! It's a place only for action figures! They don't know anything about plush! You guys buy plush, you know about plush! Don't send me back to that cesspool!
>Can I meet your family this Thanksgiving, Anon?!
>>25554910
Sorry Lyra,I'm not real
>>25554910
We're in Equestria green stuff, remember?
>>25554910
>family
>thanksgiving
I WANT TO COME INSIDE RAINBOW DASH
>>25554789
Get in line bud.
>implying anyone doesn’t
>>25554808
I don't. She is top cunt.
>I-it all just happened so fast, Anon. It was only an accident, but I'm still the one responsible! Starlight just charged right at me, I just tried to just push her out of the way but she landed right in that magic power cable and... and... I JUST CAN'T LIVE WITH THIS ANYMORE! I can still hear her scream! I don't DESERVE to be called the Princess of Friendship! What do I do, Anon?!
>>25554721
Lets go bowling.
Suicide is always an option
>>25554721
Follow my instructions.
Press gently to forehead and gently squeeze trigger until a pop sound. If you hear nothing afterwards, you've done it right.
ITT: We wait for legendary 25555555
That would be hepts right?
>>25554605
Ayy
The blood shall fall
http://pyx-1.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=24
>password: horse
join the game m8
>>25554295
This game needs player, so join
we need you fags. gtf in here wight now
Dang. I haven't seen one of these threads in weeks, now when one finally shows up, I'm only on my phone.
It's your daily lewd thread!
>>25554257
MOOOOOOOOODS!
If he is so popular with the little girls, why isn't he a bigger character?
>>25554155
>popular with the little girls
[citation needed]
>>25554155
>a bigger character
For You
>>25554155
...are you implying that Shining Armor is a pedophile?
I prefer him as a closet homosexual but I suppose your headcanon is as good as mine.
Stone Soup Edition
Previous Thread
>>25355877
Pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/KtjTgw9e
>daily reminder that diaper and vore are the only two fetishes worse than yours
Celestia is here now
So for the thread I was wondering, what does everyone think of the undertale parody thing I'm doing so far?
lel did i draw gud xdddddd dainrow bash is best pone, 20% culer xddddd swag!!!!!!!!!11!!!1 pls rate my drawing from 0-20 xd thx
20/20 would cum inside
Lets make this beautiful masterpiece a meme
>>25553992
Still better than what I can draw.
>This man will never take the reins of the My Little Pony franchise.
What could have been...it really makes you wonder.
>>25553976
Fuck off, furfag.
>>25553976
Who?
>>25553976
nah
So I haven't been around the fandom for like two years now.
What do people around here think about pony tulpas by now?
Are they accepted as a part of the fandom?
Are they still hated for being too weird even for horsefuckers?
Have they been mostly forgotten about?
Does anyone still care?
Thanks
I have nothing against tulpa threads but they have been removed from /mlp/ for a while. But recently a new board was created and they found their place there.
Check >>>/trash/
Also pony pr0n
>>25553795
oh shit. The mods are coming, the mods are coming!
But seriously it'd be great to have another tulpa thread. But they've been banned for a while now because the mods are total faggots.
>>25553795
Let me fill you in.
Tulpa general is banned from /mlp/. Any thread created here with ¨tulpa¨in the OP autosages, and can´t be bumped. Moved to /trash/.
Since this thread will die soon, tell me: are you caught up with the show?