Hi /mlp/, I have this servere chest pain and it hurts like fuck! Can I have a happy thread going?
>>25544665
Go to the hospital right now!
>>25544665
No, now go to the hospital.
Sure!
Can we have an Applejack thread?
No.
>there are horsefuckers here that think Equestria is anything but a heteroutopia and all those pure waifus/husbandos are into homosex
>>25544586
And then there's THIS faggot
>>25544586
It's "pure" when it's girl with girl because then anon can imagine himself with both of them.
>>25544586
Those are not horses.
>"I pray thou 'dearest Anon-E-Mous' does not intend to intrude on my Night?"
>>25544559
You're pretty
>>25544572UUUU
>>25544581
Was forcing a meme part of your plan?
First, let's establish how often the idea of death has come up this season. There are at least seven episodes that protrude this idea:
The Cutie Map - Starlight gloating about how the girls will "Spend the rest of their lives" without their Cutie Marks twice (toward the end of Part 1, and at the beginning of Act 3 in Part 2) - Establishes a sense of mortality.
Castle Sweet Castle - Twilight and Spike mourning the loss of the Library (destroyed in Twilight's Kingdom) and the others building a chandelier out of the roots, practically as a memorial to it - The idea of coping with loss.
Tanks for the Memories - I don't think I need to get into this one.
The Lost Treasure of Griffonstone - Explicitly shows the skull of the dead Arimaspi - Definitely confirms the idea of mortality.
Crusaders of the Lost Mark - "If Mom and Dad were here, they'd be so proud of you." - All but confirms the Apple Parents are dead.
Scare Master - Skeletons! Skeletons everywhere! (Specifically, a full skeleton decoration in the window in the beginning, and the Psycho reference with Granny Smith's "skeleton" during Act 3) - Skeletons are almost universally considered symbols of death.
The Hoofields and McColts - A McColt was about to beat a Hoofield to death with a shovel - Pretty self explanatory to me.
The way I see it, if something is done more than once, it's something at least worth paying attention to. But if it's done 8-9 times throughout the course of the season, then there's little doubt it's building up to something.
Of course none of this is to suggest that Starlight will point the trigger at Twilight. Which brings me to Point Number 2: Starlight Glimmer has been motivated by jealousy the whole time.
(Cont. in Part 2)
This is the most autistic thing ive ever read
If you seriously believe Hasbro are going to allow death in My Little Pony, you are beyond delusional. In some countries, they're not even allowed to use the word 'loser'. Take your silly grimdark edgy bait and suck on it.
Is prostitution legal in Equestria?
ask your mom
>>25544311
Ask Cadence...I kind of miss those threads.
>>25544311
Ponies give sexual favours in return for snacks like carrots and salt licks
It's normal to them
Just be careful because even stallions will suck your dick for a salt lick
in the mood for rare scrunches
got any?
>>25544968
lovely one
She isn't real.
>>25544088
Neither are our eyes
>>25544095
Feels bad
I don't believe that
"Anon, I have a secret to tell you. I'm gay."
TALKING HORSE
>>25544073
Nice
>>25544073
Nice. Now keep sucking.
Just discovered the tag on derpibooru, seems pretty awesome.
>>25544042
Raricow a best when more than one horn but less than three
>>25544053
Give me raricow clopfic plz.
>>25544087
>"Moo, darling," she says, swaying her hind end
>she lets you touch her warm and supple udders
>a small shiver runs down her back as you give tender pulls to the nubs
I'm too fucking tired to do anymore. I'm sorry.
Derp a super cute
Derpy thread?
For fucks sake, holy fucking shit christ.
HER NAME IS MUFFINS
>>25543833
kill yourself
Hey /mlp/ I saw Lena Hall. I was too nervous to approach her so I took a picture of her.
>>25543553
THAT IS NOT OKAY; DELETE THIS.
me too thanks
>>25543567
Wew lad
She's cute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka-ZHN91198&ab_channel=Technocoloredpon3
>>25543497
Aww
>>25543497
Fantastic singer, too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lkd8WNHdqB8
>"I bought the local Pizza Hut, Anon. Now we can make our own custom pizza."
>>25542866
Condense, you idiot, everyone knows I like Domino's.
>>25542866
I like Digiorno tbqhwyfam
>>25542866
>be at shitty lan
>place several $60 orders at dominos
>$60+ orders jump the queue meaning all other orders have to wait.
>mfw spent the next 4 hours placing $60+ orders
>mfwspent $780 on pizzas
Has the community ruined any character for you?
I used to love Trixie. I loved her more then you can believe. But people keep saying these terrible things of her.
People call her a slut, and say things like she has a dick, or she has autism. Everybody calls me Seth to.
I feel ashamed and sick. I can't handle myself. I am shaking so much because I want love her, but I can't. It hurts so bad.
I know none of this stuff is real... but I CAN'T look at her the same, and I don't know how to fix it.
>>25542578
>Everybody calls me Seth to.
That's because you are Seth.
>>>/b/ed
Go to bed, Seth.Chill the fuck out and stop caring about what others think.
>>25542578
I don't let silly things like the community ruin stuff for me.