Would you fuck it?
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>>25556729
Turtle pussy :^)
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>>25556729
That would be a real shell shock for Tank.
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Many Anons in Equestria 2015-11-26 23:36:45 Post No.25556677
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>A man with a green face falls from the ground.
>He looks to see a purple pony.
>"Greetings! My name is Twilight, and I--"
"AAAAAAAA!"
>Another one bites the dust.
>"...Well, er, hello to you t--"
"MAKE WAY FOR THE KING!"
>A third and a forth fall from the same area the others came from.
>In a few minutes, there were around 80 of them and growing.
>"Dear Celestia."
TL;DR
A shitload of Anons instead of just one enter Equestria. Discuss, draw, or write their misadventures.
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/rape
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>>25556677
>Falls from the ground.
>Falls
>From the ground.
The fuck?
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>>25556677
That get tho
Here's another story.
>"Okay, let's take attendance."
>Murmurs echo through the now giant crowd of at least 300 of them.
>The production is slowing down.
>"First one; Anon?"
>The entire gathering shouts, breaking all the windows in Canterlot.
>Double checking the sheet, Twilight finds all the names are Anon.
>And that everyone looks the exact fucking same.
>"...You."
>She points to one Anon in the front.
>"Who was here when you were here, and many of you were here when you were here?"
>Anon thinks.
"Well, there were about 30, and I remember that guy was here."
>He points to another Anon, who's waving Twilight down.
>This might take a while.
"I was the only one here when I landed."
>YEEEES
>Twilight found patient zero of the Anonpocolapse.
>Taking a marker, she writes a simple question mark on his face.
>"Who was second?"
>Anon #1 points to the newly named Anon #2, which Twilight marked as such.
>Finally, after a shitload of time, all the Anons were marked.
"Wait...hey Twilight?"
>"Yes, Anon #237?"
"I think I got the next guy mixed up. I'm pretty sure it was 98 or 122."
>Complaints begin to roll like a crashing ocean into the princess' ears.
>Fuck.
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Why are you here instead of spending time with your family nor/mlp/people?
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>>25556469
Shut up. That's why, faggot.
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>>25556469
You guys are my family.
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>>25556469
Non-amerifat here, all my senpaitachi are at work
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So how are you fags spending Thanksgiving?
I'm at home by myself re-heating some Chinese takeout.
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>Had dinner with the family.
>me and my brother got into a fist fight then we had a beer.
>Dad got drunk and threw empty bottles at passerby's.
>Mom tried guilt tripping me into permanently moving back into this shithole of a state
Spent it the same way as the past 11 years.
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>>25556352
I have no idea what we're even doing for thanksgiving. Said we're supposed to go see some family, but right now everyones in their rooms watching merica ball.
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At home doing what I normally do.nothing
Don't feel like going anywhere or seeing anyone.
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Season 5 Finale Bingo
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>>25555960
wth is nightmare star?
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NICE, thanks OP
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>>25555970
google it
the sun version of nightmare moon
supposedly in the upcoming episode
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Hey!
Guess what?CLIFFHANGER!!!
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>>25555250
A WHOLE YEAR OF CLIFFHANGER, ARE YOU READYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>25555250
>yfw it actually is a cliffhanger, and you have to wait a year
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>>25555250
Friendship Games movie ending scene disproves this.
Anon did you brush your teeth today?
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>>25555147
This morning, yes.
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>>25555147
This morning, yes.
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Yes, this morning.
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so what are you playing /mlp/ ?
i am playing pic related and i am having a blast.
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>>25554822
I am playing with my balls.
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>>25554881
That was fast...
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>>25554822
Nice dubs. That skyrim?
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>Nightmare Night
>What a fright
>Give us something sweet to bite
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>Anon Belmont spends the next several hours whipping small children.
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>>25554275
Castlevania > majority of series
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>>25554205Puffy Babs Vulva
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Best Rainbow Rock song? 2015-11-26 09:57:05 Post No.25552166
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http://strawpoll.me/6105023
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shit movie tbchaqfwy
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>>25552282
You are shit!
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There is a bomb pone in yer room, she is about to explode..
What do?
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Cum on the fuse, problem solved.
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>>25548923
Wait for final relief.
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>>25548923
SCREAMING CONTEST IS A GO GO!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH-
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Satyr Abomination Thread #139: Giving Thanks Edition 2015-11-24 18:39:16 Post No.25536231
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Satyr Abomination Thread #139: Giving Thanks Edition
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PREVIOUSLY ON THE CRIMES AGAINST NATURE PROGRAM
>>25484929
>What is this thread about?
Half human and half pony/other Equestrian species offspring.
>What are the rules?
There are no thread specific rules, do what you want.
>What is the continuity (world/characters/attributes)?
Whatever you want it to be. Everything is a variable, there are no absolutes. Characters, names, genders, personalities, relationships, backgrounds, writing style, genre. If you want to know the common headcanons of certain characters, read some stories or ask the thread.
Searchable Archive:
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/search/?tags=satyr
Story by Parent:
http://pastebin.com/qFf46ep5
Author List:
http://pastebin.com/RFgtrECq
Satyrs by Parent:
http://pastebin.com/uBqbm6eq
Dropbox
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/d94jlx7pgl5gg34/AABM4w-okI70GyrbCsVNee9Ga?dl=0
Need some proofing done? Or want to throw ideas around?
Add one of the Skypes below!
[NEEDS UPDATING]
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>Satyrs by Parent:
>http://pastebin.com/uBqbm6eq
needs to be updatedor a new one
Also, first for Bella needs lewd
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>>25536302
Did you seriously have to kill off the thread that early? 30 posts? Really?
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>>25536231
So why exactly did you, or whoever it was, spam the previous thread to bump limit? Because that was honestly just a shit move.
Might as well start this one off by reposting something cute to take our minds off of what just happened, I guess.
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This story has been going on for a really long time, like what the fuck was this about in the first place? First Rainbow Dash mouth rapes our dear Anon, then there's something about a horse based concussion? i don't fuckin' know. Anyway, we're at the point where they are at the dinner before homecoming, and Anon is or isn't in the mob. Also, Rarity is a total cunt.
Here's the correct pastebin now: http://pastebin.com/u/FulLR3tarD
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>>25487649
>Rainbow Dash mouth rapes anon
Now you have my attention.
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OP got the pastebin right, without me even posting the new one yet.
>kicks back in chair
Now this, I can get used to.
Green dump sometime tonight before I go to bed.
Writefagging, Pictures, Discussions.
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>>25405745
You want that cider dashie?
*Nods head*
Twilight floats the cup away from Dash and drinks it all
"That was good"
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Skype Edition
ITT:
>We discuss Current, Finished and Upcoming CYOAs.
>Give advice on CYOAs
>Pitch ideas
>Get critique
>Trade art
>Shitpost
List of stories: http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/
Read this advice first:
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/advice
http://www.tgchan.org/wiki/Advice
>What day is best?
http://strawpoll.me/5151810
>What time is best?
http://strawpoll.me/5151833
>What genre are you interested in?
http://strawpoll.me/5151994
>What if I cannot into art?
http://strawpoll.me/5207921
>What race would you play?
http://strawpoll.me/5498136
Remember: If you're not a part of the secrit club you're bound to fail.
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Remember, anyone can join the sekret club.
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>>25543142
gib skype details of sekret club
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>>25543156
https://picarto.tv/TheBirdieBin
:^)