>"I've been defeated... Friendship castle is in shambles... Celestia even took Twilight's wings because she couldn't befriend YOU!"
>"That's it. I don't care if Princesses don't want me to harm you anymore. One final rematch! That's the only way to regain my lost pride!"
>"Now come on, you pathetic green loser, hit me with all you've got!"
No.
Where do all these shit prompts come from that boards gets flooded with since a few days ago. Go fuck off this site you autists.
Horses sleep with their eyes open.
>Post yfw you wake up in the night and see your waifu sleeping next to you, styring at you with wide open eyes.
>>25689715
>>25689715
I think it's more fun to post pics of ponies asleep on their feet with bulging eyes.
Little ponies don't.
So, /mlp/
Is there a name for the ant that was frightened off by yellow quiet yet?
We name everything else.I want to cum inside ant.
>>25689619
>carries food for its family
>can recognize danger
>cute
10/10 would be shrunk by ant magic to cum inside
>>25689619
Obviously her name is Antgeline.
>>25689711
Dubs confirm.
I started lifting for many reasons, pic related is the main reason.
Why do you lift, /mlp/?
>>25689617
>implying moondancer is the kind of mare who has the slightest interest in bulky lugheads
>>25689641
Thus, he lifts.
>>25689649
Oh, he's trying to repel her? You don't need to wreck your body to do that, she's pretty much a loner anyway. I thought he meant that he was lifting so his waifu would like him more or something.
Dubs confirm Twilight loses wings
>>25689021
>off by one
>>2568888
>>25689021
You tried.
Dubs and she evolves into a higher level of Alicorrnhood.
Twilight is best pony
Why isn't this fucker on Broadway yet? He's too good for children's animation. I mean, he could at least make MLP his day job while he pursues something greater. In fact, that's exactly what he should do.
Ingram thread.
Also, how long has "Anonymous" been replaced with = on this board?
S5 was relatively weak song wise honestly. Everything went into the CMC ep which was fine. Still, the Christmas album was nice.
>>25688396
DT's song and the CMC's song with DT in the CMC episode are literally within the Top 5 in the entire series
>>25688360
There's a lot more to a job than skillset. Yeah, he probably does have what it takes to get more lucrative and glamorous job, but I watched an interview he did, and he said he loved cartoons, and always wanted to work on them. He's got his dream job, and on top of that, he's worked his ass off long enough. He's probably just in the last few years been able to not only make a comfortable living, but also not have stressful hours. Going into a new field like that means starting from scratch again. He wouldn't be making the money he's making now, and he probably would have a ton of added stress.
Why is she so perfect?
>>25688226
Because she allows us non-horsefuckers to love
>>25688226
I know right?
She's the best pony.
>>25688226
>Vibrant blue eyes
>Pink poofy hair for you to bury your face in whole spooning
>Cheerful attitude and an infectious smile
>Amazing baker
Literally perfect waifu material.
>"ANON, I WANT YOU TO FUCKING HAVE SEX WITH ME RIGHT NOW!!! I'M ANGRY AS FUCK AND I WANT YOUR THICK COCK NOW!!!!!"
Not with that attitude
>>25688038
What lengths are you willing to go for it?
Anyone want to write fake episode synopses?
>Pinkie Pied: "When Pinkie Pie enters a cooking competition against the famous Creme Brulee, she discovers that the world of competitive cooking isn't a piece of cake. Guest VA Gordon Ramsay."
>Spike the Magic Dragon: "Spike sets out on an adventure to finally learn the story of his origins and parents, but ends having to solve a dispute with lasting consequences for Equestria."
>Dog Tired: "When the Diamond Dogs knock on the door of Carousel Boutique, Rarity is surprised at their desperate request for her help."
>Are You There Celestia, It's the Cutie Mark Crusaders: "Wondering how they could possibly break through to a pony in need resisting all methods, the Cutie Mark Crusaders seek the advice of Princess Celestia, who has some unorthodox methods."
Thoughts?
>The Turning of the Shrew: When the King of the Shrew Lands arrives in Ponyville, Fluttershy learns an important lesson about making assumptions before you meet someone.
>>25687852
>Behead Those Who Insult Cam-Allah: Twilight and her friends learn a lot about Equestrian privilege when a camel comes bringing his religion of peace
>"The Lost Mark"
>As Equestria is about to make the complete switch records, books, and messages to paper instead of parchment; Twilight and friends meet Guttenbucker, the last parchment maker in Equestria. What happens when a pony can no longer follow their cutie mark?
Have any of you horsefuckers lied to your friends or anybody you know about your brony identity?
>>25687796
>brony
Seriously nigger?
But yes, I've gone as low as joining in on making fun of other "bronys" in public while with others.
>>25687796
I told my best friend and he thought it was a bit weird but was all cool about it. The worst that happens is that he will occasionally call me a pony fag if it somehow relates to what we are talking about but is all in good fun yez
>>25687796
Of course I have, my friends would have never let me live it down if they knew.
Post your waifu face when you come inside het
>>25687361
>het
Well.. Probably this.
>>25687361
What makes you think they'd let you?
>>25687361
>het
Well yeah, I'm not a faggot.
Child soldiers in Equestria
>>25687346
> Your name is Anon and you are 13 years old.
> The war with the equestrians got to a point where anyone over the age of 12 had to be drafted
> Today is your last day in the training camp
> All around you stand your brothers and sisters in arms, each weilding a standard Mosin-Nagant
> Your glorious leader stands on the podium overlooking the camp
> Clearing his throat he addresses all of you
>"Boys and girls. Today you serve in the military of the greatest species to ever walk the earth. You serve mankind as the first, and last, defense against the scum we call equestria. "
>>25687346
>M1 carbines
Gook kids have excellent taste
Can we have a lore thread? All of the questions you have about the show's lore and speculation. Will we ever see Starswirl in the show, you think? What did you think of Griffonstone? What would a zebra kingdom look like? Any worldbuilding in S6? Let DEEPEST LORE autism run free here.
>>25687191
I've always had a headcanon that the Elements of Harmony are actually the spirits of the 6 ponies from the hearth's warming eve story
>>25687292
So what does that make the Tree of Harmony? They mentioned the Tree in the finale again. What exactly is it?
>>25687191
I'm more curious about Sombra. Where did he come from? Why was he a blank flank? Are there more like him out there?
>>25687292
That would be an interesting connection for sure. Shame the tree and elements became irrelevant.
So I was wondering if anyone know if there is a deaf pony in my little pony? Or if someone made an official oc of a pony that are deaf?
>>25687064
>an official oc
I'm sorry?
>>25687087
An original content that all of the fans approved on? I'm sorry if I'm not clear..
>>25687064
Vinyl is mute. That's close.
>Alright, Anon, there's a pony I would like you to meet named "Spoiler Rich". Now you know all of those things I usually tell you NOT to do?I want you to do that.
>>25686888
Drink my own pee in public?
>>25686888
With those trips, sure, Dorklight Neverlaid.
>>25686888